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In As You Like It, witty words and romance play out against the disputes of divided pairs of brothers. Orlando’s older brother, Oliver, treats him badly and refuses him his small inheritance from their father’s estate; Oliver schemes instead to have Orlando die in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, Duke Frederick has forced his older brother, Duke Senior, into exile in the Forest of Arden.
Duke Senior’s daughter, Rosalind, and Duke Frederick’s daughter, Celia, meet the victorious Orlando at the wrestling match; Orlando and Rosalind fall in love. Banished by her uncle, Rosalind assumes a male identity and leaves with Celia and their fool, Touchstone. Orlando flees Oliver’s murderous plots.
In the Forest of Arden, Rosalind, in her male disguise, forms a teasing friendship with Orlando. Oliver, searching for Orlando, reforms after Orlando saves his life. Rosalind reveals her identity, triggering several weddings, including her own with Orlando and Celia’s with Oliver. Duke Frederick restores the dukedom to Duke Senior, who leaves the forest with his followers.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0001As I remember, Adam, it was upon this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0002 fashion bequeathed me by will but poor a thousand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0003 crowns, and, as thou sayst, charged my brother on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0004 his blessing to breed me well. And there begins my
FTLNLINEFTLN 00055 sadness. My brother Jaques he keeps at school, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0006 report speaks goldenly of his profit. For my part, he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0007 keeps me rustically at home, or, to speak more
FTLNLINEFTLN 0008 properly, stays me here at home unkept; for call you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0009 that “keeping,” for a gentleman of my birth, that
FTLNLINEFTLN 001010 differs not from the stalling of an ox? His horses are
FTLNLINEFTLN 0011 bred better, for, besides that they are fair with their
FTLNLINEFTLN 0012 feeding, they are taught their manage and, to that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0013 end, riders dearly hired. But I, his brother, gain
FTLNLINEFTLN 0014 nothing under him but growth, for the which his
FTLNLINEFTLN 001515 animals on his dunghills are as much bound to him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0016 as I. Besides this nothing that he so plentifully gives
FTLNLINEFTLN 0017 me, the something that nature gave me his countenance
FTLNLINEFTLN 0018 seems to take from me. He lets me feed with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0019 his hinds, bars me the place of a brother, and, as
FTLNLINEFTLN 002020 much as in him lies, mines my gentility with my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0021 education. This is it, Adam, that grieves me, and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0022 spirit of my father, which I think is within me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0023 begins to mutiny against this servitude. I will no
FTLNLINEFTLN 002525 how to avoid it.
SDEnter Oliver.
ADAM FTLNLINEFTLN 0026Yonder comes my master, your brother.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0027Go apart, Adam, and thou shalt hear how he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0028 will shake me up.SD
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0029Now, sir, what make you here?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 003030Nothing. I am not taught to make anything.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0031What mar you then, sir?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0032Marry, sir, I am helping you to mar that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0033 which God made, a poor unworthy brother of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0034 yours, with idleness.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 003535Marry, sir, be better employed, and be naught
FTLNLINEFTLN 0036 awhile.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0037Shall I keep your hogs and eat husks with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0038 them? What prodigal portion have I spent that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0039 should come to such penury?
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 004040Know you where you are, sir?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0041O, sir, very well: here in your orchard.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0042Know you before whom, sir?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0043Ay, better than him I am before knows me. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0044 know you are my eldest brother, and in the gentle
FTLNLINEFTLN 004545 condition of blood you should so know me. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 0046 courtesy of nations allows you my better in that you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0047 are the first-born, but the same tradition takes not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0048 away my blood, were there twenty brothers betwixt
FTLNLINEFTLN 0049 us. I have as much of my father in me as you, albeit I
FTLNLINEFTLN 005050 confess your coming before me is nearer to his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0051 reverence.
OLIVERSD,
ORLANDOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0054 come, elder brother, you are too young in this.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 005555Wilt thou lay hands on me, villain?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0056I am no villain. I am the youngest son of Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 0058 thrice a villain that says such a father begot villains.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0059 Wert thou not my brother, I would not take this
FTLNLINEFTLN 006060 hand from thy throat till this other had pulled out
FTLNLINEFTLN 0061 thy tongue for saying so. Thou hast railed on thyself.
ADAMSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0063 your father’s remembrance, be at accord.
OLIVERSD,
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 006565I will not till I please. You shall hear me. My
FTLNLINEFTLN 0066 father charged you in his will to give me good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0067 education. You have trained me like a peasant,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0068 obscuring and hiding from me all gentlemanlike
FTLNLINEFTLN 0069 qualities. The spirit of my father grows strong in
FTLNLINEFTLN 007070 me, and I will no longer endure it. Therefore allow
FTLNLINEFTLN 0071 me such exercises as may become a gentleman, or
FTLNLINEFTLN 0072 give me the poor allottery my father left me by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0073 testament. With that I will go buy my fortunes.
SD
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0074And what wilt thou do—beg when that is
FTLNLINEFTLN 007575 spent? Well, sir, get you in. I will not long be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0076 troubled with you. You shall have some part of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0077 will. I pray you leave me.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0078I will no further offend you than becomes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0079 me for my good.
OLIVERSD,
ADAM FTLNLINEFTLN 0081Is “old dog” my reward? Most true, I have lost
FTLNLINEFTLN 0082 my teeth in your service. God be with my old
FTLNLINEFTLN 0083 master. He would not have spoke such a word.
SDOrlando
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0084Is it even so? Begin you to grow upon me? I
FTLNLINEFTLN 008585 will physic your rankness, and yet give no thousand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0086 crowns neither.—Holla, Dennis!
SDEnter Dennis.
DENNIS FTLNLINEFTLN 0087Calls your Worship?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0089 speak with me?
DENNIS FTLNLINEFTLN 009090So please you, he is here at the door and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0091 importunes access to you.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0092Call him in.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0093 way, and tomorrow the wrestling is.
SDEnter Charles.
CHARLES FTLNLINEFTLN 0094Good morrow to your Worship.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 009595Good Monsieur Charles, what’s the new news
FTLNLINEFTLN 0096 at the new court?
CHARLES FTLNLINEFTLN 0097There’s no news at the court, sir, but the old
FTLNLINEFTLN 0098 news. That is, the old duke is banished by his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0099 younger brother the new duke, and three or four
FTLNLINEFTLN 0100100 loving lords have put themselves into voluntary
FTLNLINEFTLN 0101 exile with him, whose lands and revenues enrich
FTLNLINEFTLN 0102 the new duke. Therefore he gives them good leave
FTLNLINEFTLN 0103 to wander.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0104Can you tell if Rosalind, the Duke’s daughter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0105105 be banished with her father?
CHARLES FTLNLINEFTLN 0106O, no, for the Duke’s daughter her cousin so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0107 loves her, being ever from their cradles bred together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0108 that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0109 died to stay behind her. She is at the court and no
FTLNLINEFTLN 0110110 less beloved of her uncle than his own daughter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0111 and never two ladies loved as they do.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0112Where will the old duke live?
CHARLES FTLNLINEFTLN 0113They say he is already in the Forest of Arden,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0114 and a many merry men with him; and there they
FTLNLINEFTLN 0115115 live like the old Robin Hood of England. They say
FTLNLINEFTLN 0116 many young gentlemen flock to him every day and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0117 fleet the time carelessly, as they did in the golden
FTLNLINEFTLN 0118 world.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0119What, you wrestle tomorrow before the new
FTLNLINEFTLN 0120120 duke?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0122 with a matter. I am given, sir, secretly to understand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0123 that your younger brother Orlando hath a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0124 disposition to come in disguised against me to try a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0125125 fall. Tomorrow, sir, I wrestle for my credit, and he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0126 that escapes me without some broken limb shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 0127 acquit him well. Your brother is but young and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0128 tender, and for your love I would be loath to foil
FTLNLINEFTLN 0129 him, as I must for my own honor if he come in.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0130130 Therefore, out of my love to you, I came hither to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0131 acquaint you withal, that either you might stay him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0132 from his intendment, or brook such disgrace well
FTLNLINEFTLN 0133 as he shall run into, in that it is a thing of his own
FTLNLINEFTLN 0134 search and altogether against my will.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 0135135Charles, I thank thee for thy love to me, which
FTLNLINEFTLN 0136 thou shalt find I will most kindly requite. I had
FTLNLINEFTLN 0137 myself notice of my brother’s purpose herein, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0138 have by underhand means labored to dissuade him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0139 from it; but he is resolute. I’ll tell thee, Charles, it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0140140 the stubbornest young fellow of France, full of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0141 ambition, an envious emulator of every man’s good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0142 parts, a secret and villainous contriver against me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0143 his natural brother. Therefore use thy discretion. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0144 had as lief thou didst break his neck as his finger.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0145145 And thou wert best look to ’t, for if thou dost him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0146 any slight disgrace, or if he do not mightily grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 0147 himself on thee, he will practice against thee by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0148 poison, entrap thee by some treacherous device,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0149 and never leave thee till he hath ta’en thy life by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0150150 some indirect means or other. For I assure thee—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0151 and almost with tears I speak it—there is not one so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0152 young and so villainous this day living. I speak but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0153 brotherly of him, but should I anatomize him to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0154 thee as he is, I must blush and weep, and thou must
FTLNLINEFTLN 0155155 look pale and wonder.
CHARLES FTLNLINEFTLN 0156I am heartily glad I came hither to you. If he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0158 he go alone again, I’ll never wrestle for prize more.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0159 And so God keep your Worship.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0161 Now will I stir this gamester. I hope I shall see an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0162 end of him, for my soul—yet I know not why—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0163 hates nothing more than he. Yet he’s gentle, never
FTLNLINEFTLN 0164 schooled and yet learned, full of noble device, of all
FTLNLINEFTLN 0165165 sorts enchantingly beloved, and indeed so much in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0166 the heart of the world, and especially of my own
FTLNLINEFTLN 0167 people, who best know him, that I am altogether
FTLNLINEFTLN 0168 misprized. But it shall not be so long; this wrestler
FTLNLINEFTLN 0169 shall clear all. Nothing remains but that I kindle the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0170170 boy thither, which now I’ll go about.
SDHe exits.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0171I pray thee, Rosalind, sweet my coz, be merry.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0172Dear Celia, I show more mirth than I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 0173 mistress of, and would you yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0174 Unless you could teach me to forget a banished
FTLNLINEFTLN 01755 father, you must not learn me how to remember
FTLNLINEFTLN 0176 any extraordinary pleasure.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0177Herein I see thou lov’st me not with the full
FTLNLINEFTLN 0178 weight that I love thee. If my uncle, thy banished
FTLNLINEFTLN 0179 father, had banished thy uncle, the Duke my father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 018010 so thou hadst been still with me, I could have taught
FTLNLINEFTLN 0181 my love to take thy father for mine. So wouldst thou,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0182 if the truth of thy love to me were so righteously
FTLNLINEFTLN 0183 tempered as mine is to thee.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0184Well, I will forget the condition of my estate
FTLNLINEFTLN 018515 to rejoice in yours.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0187 none is like to have; and truly, when he dies, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0188 shalt be his heir, for what he hath taken away from
FTLNLINEFTLN 0189 thy father perforce, I will render thee again in
FTLNLINEFTLN 019020 affection. By mine honor I will, and when I break
FTLNLINEFTLN 0191 that oath, let me turn monster. Therefore, my sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0192 Rose, my dear Rose, be merry.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0193From henceforth I will, coz, and devise
FTLNLINEFTLN 0194 sports. Let me see—what think you of falling in
FTLNLINEFTLN 019525 love?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0196Marry, I prithee do, to make sport withal; but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0197 love no man in good earnest, nor no further in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0198 sport neither than with safety of a pure blush thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0199 mayst in honor come off again.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 020030What shall be our sport, then?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0201Let us sit and mock the good housewife Fortune
FTLNLINEFTLN 0202 from her wheel, that her gifts may henceforth be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0203 bestowed equally.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0204I would we could do so, for her benefits are
FTLNLINEFTLN 020535 mightily misplaced, and the bountiful blind woman
FTLNLINEFTLN 0206 doth most mistake in her gifts to women.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0207’Tis true, for those that she makes fair she scarce
FTLNLINEFTLN 0208 makes honest, and those that she makes honest she
FTLNLINEFTLN 0209 makes very ill-favoredly.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 021040Nay, now thou goest from Fortune’s office to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0211 Nature’s. Fortune reigns in gifts of the world, not in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0212 the lineaments of nature.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0213No? When Nature hath made a fair creature,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0214 may she not by fortune fall into the fire?
SDEnter
FTLNLINEFTLN 021545 Though Nature hath given us wit to flout at Fortune,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0216 hath not Fortune sent in this fool to cut off the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0217 argument?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0219 when Fortune makes Nature’s natural the
FTLNLINEFTLN 022050 cutter-off of Nature’s wit.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0221Peradventure this is not Fortune’s work neither,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0222 but Nature’s, who perceiveth our natural wits too
FTLNLINEFTLN 0223 dull to reason of such goddesses,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0224 this natural for our whetstone, for always the dullness
FTLNLINEFTLN 022555 of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.SD
Touchstone.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0227Mistress, you must come away to your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0228 father.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0229Were you made the messenger?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 023060No, by mine honor, but I was bid to come
FTLNLINEFTLN 0231 for you.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0232Where learned you that oath, fool?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0233Of a certain knight that swore by his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0234 honor they were good pancakes, and swore by his
FTLNLINEFTLN 023565 honor the mustard was naught. Now, I’ll stand to it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0236 the pancakes were naught and the mustard was
FTLNLINEFTLN 0237 good, and yet was not the knight forsworn.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0238How prove you that in the great heap of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0239 knowledge?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 024070Ay, marry, now unmuzzle your wisdom.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0241Stand you both forth now: stroke your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0242 chins, and swear by your beards that I am a knave.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0243By our beards (if we had them), thou art.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0244By my knavery (if I had it), then I were.
FTLNLINEFTLN 024575 But if you swear by that that is not, you are not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0246 forsworn. No more was this knight swearing by his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0247 honor, for he never had any, or if he had, he had
FTLNLINEFTLN 0248 sworn it away before ever he saw those pancakes or
FTLNLINEFTLN 0249 that mustard.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 025080Prithee, who is ’t that thou mean’st?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0251One that old Frederick, your father, loves.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0254 for taxation one of these days.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 025585The more pity that fools may not speak
FTLNLINEFTLN 0256 wisely what wise men do foolishly.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0257By my troth, thou sayest true. For, since the little
FTLNLINEFTLN 0258 wit that fools have was silenced, the little foolery
FTLNLINEFTLN 0259 that wise men have makes a great show. Here
FTLNLINEFTLN 026090 comes Monsieur
SDEnter Le Beau.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0261With his mouth full of news.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0262Which he will put on us as pigeons feed their
FTLNLINEFTLN 0263 young.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0264Then shall we be news-crammed.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 026595All the better. We shall be the more
FTLNLINEFTLN 0266 marketable.—Bonjour, Monsieur Le Beau. What’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0267 the news?
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0268Fair princess, you have lost much good sport.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0269Sport? Of what color?
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0270100What color, madam? How shall I answer you?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0271As wit and fortune will.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0272Or as the destinies decrees.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0273Well said. That was laid on with a trowel.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0274Nay, if I keep not my rank—
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0275105Thou losest thy old smell.
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0276You amaze me, ladies. I would have told you of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0277 good wrestling, which you have lost the sight of.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0278Yet tell us the manner of the wrestling.
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0279I will tell you the beginning, and if it please
FTLNLINEFTLN 0280110 your Ladyships, you may see the end, for the best is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0281 yet to do, and here, where you are, they are coming
FTLNLINEFTLN 0282 to perform it.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0283Well, the beginning that is dead and buried.
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0284There comes an old man and his three sons—
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0285115I could match this beginning with an old tale.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0287 and presence.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0288With bills on their necks: “Be it known unto
FTLNLINEFTLN 0289 all men by these presents.”
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0290120The eldest of the three wrestled with Charles,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0291 the Duke’s wrestler, which Charles in a moment
FTLNLINEFTLN 0292 threw him and broke three of his ribs, that there is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0293 little hope of life in him. So he served the second,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0294 and so the third. Yonder they lie, the poor old man
FTLNLINEFTLN 0295125 their father making such pitiful dole over them that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0296 all the beholders take his part with weeping.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0297Alas!
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0298But what is the sport, monsieur, that the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0299 ladies have lost?
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0300130Why, this that I speak of.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0301Thus men may grow wiser every day. It is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0302 the first time that ever I heard breaking of ribs was
FTLNLINEFTLN 0303 sport for ladies.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0304Or I, I promise thee.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0305135But is there any else longs to see this broken
FTLNLINEFTLN 0306 music in his sides? Is there yet another dotes upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 0307 rib-breaking? Shall we see this wrestling, cousin?
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0308You must if you stay here, for here is the place
FTLNLINEFTLN 0309 appointed for the wrestling, and they are ready to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0310140 perform it.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0311Yonder sure they are coming. Let us now stay
FTLNLINEFTLN 0312 and see it.
SDFlourish. Enter Duke
Charles, and Attendants.
DUKE FREDERICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0313Come on. Since the youth will not be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0314 entreated, his own peril on his forwardness.
ROSALINDSD,
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0316Even he, madam.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0317Alas, he is too young. Yet he looks successfully.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0319 you crept hither to see the wrestling?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0320150Ay, my liege, so please you give us leave.
DUKE FREDERICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0321You will take little delight in it, I can
FTLNLINEFTLN 0322 tell you, there is such odds in the man. In pity of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0323 challenger’s youth, I would fain dissuade him, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0324 he will not be entreated. Speak to him, ladies; see if
FTLNLINEFTLN 0325155 you can move him.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0326Call him hither, good Monsieur Le Beau.
DUKE FREDERICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0327Do so. I’ll not be by.
SD
LE BEAUSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0329 Princess calls for you.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0330160I attend them with all respect and duty.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0331Young man, have you challenged Charles the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0332 wrestler?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0333No, fair princess. He is the general challenger.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0334 I come but in as others do, to try with him the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0335165 strength of my youth.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0336Young gentleman, your spirits are too bold for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0337 your years. You have seen cruel proof of this man’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0338 strength. If you saw yourself with your eyes or knew
FTLNLINEFTLN 0339 yourself with your judgment, the fear of your adventure
FTLNLINEFTLN 0340170 would counsel you to a more equal enterprise.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0341 We pray you for your own sake to embrace your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0342 own safety and give over this attempt.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0343Do, young sir. Your reputation shall not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0344 therefore be misprized. We will make it our suit to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0345175 the Duke that the wrestling might not go forward.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0346I beseech you, punish me not with your hard
FTLNLINEFTLN 0347 thoughts, wherein I confess me much guilty to deny
FTLNLINEFTLN 0348 so fair and excellent ladies anything. But let your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0349 fair eyes and gentle wishes go with me to my trial,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0350180 wherein, if I be foiled, there is but one shamed that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0351 was never gracious; if killed, but one dead that is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0352 willing to be so. I shall do my friends no wrong, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0354 in it I have nothing. Only in the world I fill up a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0355185 place which may be better supplied when I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0356 made it empty.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0357The little strength that I have, I would it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0358 were with you.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0359And mine, to eke out hers.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0360190Fare you well. Pray heaven I be deceived in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0361 you.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0362Your heart’s desires be with you.
CHARLES FTLNLINEFTLN 0363Come, where is this young gallant that is so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0364 desirous to lie with his mother Earth?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0365195Ready, sir; but his will hath in it a more
FTLNLINEFTLN 0366 modest working.
DUKE FREDERICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0368 one fall.
CHARLES FTLNLINEFTLN 0369No, I warrant your Grace you shall not entreat
FTLNLINEFTLN 0370200 him to a second, that have so mightily persuaded
FTLNLINEFTLN 0371 him from a first.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0372You mean to mock me after, you should not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0373 have mocked me before. But come your ways.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0374Now Hercules be thy speed, young man!
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0375205I would I were invisible, to catch the strong
FTLNLINEFTLN 0376 fellow by the leg.
SD
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0377O excellent young man!
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0378If I had a thunderbolt in mine eye, I can tell who
FTLNLINEFTLN 0379 should down.
SD
DUKE FREDERICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0380210No more, no more.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0381Yes, I beseech your Grace. I am not yet well
FTLNLINEFTLN 0382 breathed.
DUKE FREDERICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0383How dost thou, Charles?
LE BEAU FTLNLINEFTLN 0384He cannot speak, my lord.
DUKE FREDERICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0385215Bear him away.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0386 What is thy name, young man?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0388 Rowland de Boys.
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 0389 I would thou hadst been son to some man else.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0390220 The world esteemed thy father honorable,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0391 But I did find him still mine enemy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0392 Thou shouldst have better pleased me with this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0393 deed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0394 Hadst thou descended from another house.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0395225 But fare thee well. Thou art a gallant youth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0396 I would thou hadst told me of another father.
SDDuke exits
Lords, and Attendants.
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0397 Were I my father, coz, would I do this?
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0398 I am more proud to be Sir Rowland’s son,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0399 His youngest son, and would not change that calling
FTLNLINEFTLN 0400230 To be adopted heir to Frederick.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0401 My father loved Sir Rowland as his soul,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0402 And all the world was of my father’s mind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0403 Had I before known this young man his son,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0404 I should have given him tears unto entreaties
FTLNLINEFTLN 0405235 Ere he should thus have ventured.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0406 Gentle cousin,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0407 Let us go thank him and encourage him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0408 My father’s rough and envious disposition
FTLNLINEFTLN 0409 Sticks me at heart.—Sir, you have well deserved.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0410240 If you do keep your promises in love
FTLNLINEFTLN 0411 But justly, as you have exceeded all promise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0412 Your mistress shall be happy.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0413 Gentleman,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0414 Wear this for me—one out of suits with Fortune,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0416 means.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0417 Shall we go, coz?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0418 Ay.—Fare you well, fair gentleman.
ORLANDOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0419 Can I not say “I thank you”? My better parts
FTLNLINEFTLN 0420250 Are all thrown down, and that which here stands up
FTLNLINEFTLN 0421 Is but a quintain, a mere lifeless block.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0422 He calls us back. My pride fell with my fortunes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0423 I’ll ask him what he would.—Did you call, sir?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0424 Sir, you have wrestled well and overthrown
FTLNLINEFTLN 0425255 More than your enemies.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0426Will you go, coz?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0427Have with you.SD
SD
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0428 What passion hangs these weights upon my tongue?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0429 I cannot speak to her, yet she urged conference.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0430260 O poor Orlando! Thou art overthrown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0431 Or Charles or something weaker masters thee.
SDEnter Le Beau.
LE BEAU
FTLNLINEFTLN 0432 Good sir, I do in friendship counsel you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0433 To leave this place. Albeit you have deserved
FTLNLINEFTLN 0434 High commendation, true applause, and love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0435265 Yet such is now the Duke’s condition
FTLNLINEFTLN 0436 That he misconsters all that you have done.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0437 The Duke is humorous. What he is indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0438 More suits you to conceive than I to speak of.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0439 I thank you, sir, and pray you tell me this:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0440270 Which of the two was daughter of the duke
FTLNLINEFTLN 0441 That here was at the wrestling?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0442 Neither his daughter, if we judge by manners,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0443 But yet indeed the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0444 The other is daughter to the banished duke,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0445275 And here detained by her usurping uncle
FTLNLINEFTLN 0446 To keep his daughter company, whose loves
FTLNLINEFTLN 0447 Are dearer than the natural bond of sisters.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0448 But I can tell you that of late this duke
FTLNLINEFTLN 0449 Hath ta’en displeasure ’gainst his gentle niece,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0450280 Grounded upon no other argument
FTLNLINEFTLN 0451 But that the people praise her for her virtues
FTLNLINEFTLN 0452 And pity her for her good father’s sake;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0453 And, on my life, his malice ’gainst the lady
FTLNLINEFTLN 0454 Will suddenly break forth. Sir, fare you well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0455285 Hereafter, in a better world than this,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0456 I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0457 I rest much bounden to you. Fare you well.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0458 Thus must I from the smoke into the smother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0459 From tyrant duke unto a tyrant brother.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0460290 But heavenly Rosalind!
SDHe exits.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0461Why, cousin! Why, Rosalind! Cupid have mercy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0462 not a word?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0463Not one to throw at a dog.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0464No, thy words are too precious to be cast away
FTLNLINEFTLN 04655 upon curs. Throw some of them at me. Come, lame
FTLNLINEFTLN 0466 me with reasons.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0467Then there were two cousins laid up, when
FTLNLINEFTLN 0468 the one should be lamed with reasons, and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0469 other mad without any.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0471No, some of it is for my child’s father. O,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0472 how full of briers is this working-day world!
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0473They are but burs, cousin, thrown upon thee in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0474 holiday foolery. If we walk not in the trodden paths,
FTLNLINEFTLN 047515 our very petticoats will catch them.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0476I could shake them off my coat. These burs
FTLNLINEFTLN 0477 are in my heart.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0478Hem them away.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0479I would try, if I could cry “hem” and have
FTLNLINEFTLN 048020 him.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0481Come, come, wrestle with thy affections.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0482O, they take the part of a better wrestler
FTLNLINEFTLN 0483 than myself.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0484O, a good wish upon you. You will try in time, in
FTLNLINEFTLN 048525 despite of a fall. But turning these jests out of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0486 service, let us talk in good earnest. Is it possible on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0487 such a sudden you should fall into so strong a liking
FTLNLINEFTLN 0488 with old Sir Rowland’s youngest son?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0489The Duke my father loved his father dearly.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 049030Doth it therefore ensue that you should love his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0491 son dearly? By this kind of chase I should hate him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0492 for my father hated his father dearly. Yet I hate not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0493 Orlando.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0494No, faith, hate him not, for my sake.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 049535Why should I not? Doth he not deserve well?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0496Let me love him for that, and do you love
FTLNLINEFTLN 0497 him because I do.
SDEnter Duke
FTLNLINEFTLN 0498 Look, here comes the Duke.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0499With his eyes full of anger.
DUKE FREDERICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 050040 Mistress, dispatch you with your safest haste,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0501 And get you from our court.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0502Me, uncle?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0504 Within these ten days if that thou beest found
FTLNLINEFTLN 050545 So near our public court as twenty miles,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0506 Thou diest for it.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0507 I do beseech your Grace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0508 Let me the knowledge of my fault bear with me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0509 If with myself I hold intelligence
FTLNLINEFTLN 051050 Or have acquaintance with mine own desires,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0511 If that I do not dream or be not frantic—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0512 As I do trust I am not—then, dear uncle,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0513 Never so much as in a thought unborn
FTLNLINEFTLN 0514 Did I offend your Highness.
DUKE FREDERICK FTLNLINEFTLN 051555 Thus do all traitors.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0516 If their purgation did consist in words,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0517 They are as innocent as grace itself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0518 Let it suffice thee that I trust thee not.
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0519 Yet your mistrust cannot make me a traitor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 052060 Tell me whereon the
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 0521 Thou art thy father’s daughter. There’s enough.
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0522 So was I when your Highness took his dukedom.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0523 So was I when your Highness banished him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0524 Treason is not inherited, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 052565 Or if we did derive it from our friends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0526 What’s that to me? My father was no traitor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0527 Then, good my liege, mistake me not so much
FTLNLINEFTLN 0528 To think my poverty is treacherous.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0529Dear sovereign, hear me speak.
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 053070 Ay, Celia, we stayed her for your sake;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0531 Else had she with her father ranged along.
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0532 I did not then entreat to have her stay.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0533 It was your pleasure and your own remorse.
FTLNLINEFTLN 053575 But now I know her. If she be a traitor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0536 Why, so am I. We still have slept together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0537 Rose at an instant, learned, played, eat together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0538 And, wheresoe’er we went, like Juno’s swans
FTLNLINEFTLN 0539 Still we went coupled and inseparable.
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 054080 She is too subtle for thee, and her smoothness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0541 Her very silence, and her patience
FTLNLINEFTLN 0542 Speak to the people, and they pity her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0543 Thou art a fool. She robs thee of thy name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0544 And thou wilt show more bright and seem more
FTLNLINEFTLN 054585 virtuous
FTLNLINEFTLN 0546 When she is gone. Then open not thy lips.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0547 Firm and irrevocable is my doom
FTLNLINEFTLN 0548 Which I have passed upon her. She is banished.
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0549 Pronounce that sentence then on me, my liege.
FTLNLINEFTLN 055090 I cannot live out of her company.
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 0551 You are a fool.—You, niece, provide yourself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0552 If you outstay the time, upon mine honor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0553 And in the greatness of my word, you die.
SDDuke
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0554 O my poor Rosalind, whither wilt thou go?
FTLNLINEFTLN 055595 Wilt thou change fathers? I will give thee mine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0556 I charge thee, be not thou more grieved than I am.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0557I have more cause.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0558Thou hast not, cousin.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0559 Prithee, be cheerful. Know’st thou not the Duke
FTLNLINEFTLN 0560100 Hath banished me, his daughter?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0561 That he hath not.
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0562 No, hath not? Rosalind lacks then the love
FTLNLINEFTLN 0563 Which teacheth thee that thou and I am one.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0565105 No, let my father seek another heir.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0566 Therefore devise with me how we may fly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0567 Whither to go, and what to bear with us,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0568 And do not seek to take your change upon you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0569 To bear your griefs yourself and leave me out.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0570110 For, by this heaven, now at our sorrows pale,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0571 Say what thou canst, I’ll go along with thee.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0572Why, whither shall we go?
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0573 To seek my uncle in the Forest of Arden.
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0574 Alas, what danger will it be to us,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0575115 Maids as we are, to travel forth so far?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0576 Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0577 I’ll put myself in poor and mean attire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0578 And with a kind of umber smirch my face.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0579 The like do you. So shall we pass along
FTLNLINEFTLN 0580120 And never stir assailants.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0581 Were it not better,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0582 Because that I am more than common tall,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0583 That I did suit me all points like a man?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0584 A gallant curtal-ax upon my thigh,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0585125 A boar-spear in my hand, and in my heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 0586 Lie there what hidden woman’s fear there will,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0587 We’ll have a swashing and a martial outside—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0588 As many other mannish cowards have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0589 That do outface it with their semblances.
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0590130 What shall I call thee when thou art a man?
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0591 I’ll have no worse a name than Jove’s own page,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0592 And therefore look you call me Ganymede.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0593 But what will you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0594 Something that hath a reference to my state:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0595135 No longer Celia, but Aliena.
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0596 But, cousin, what if we assayed to steal
FTLNLINEFTLN 0597 The clownish fool out of your father’s court?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0598 Would he not be a comfort to our travel?
CELIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0599 He’ll go along o’er the wide world with me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0600140 Leave me alone to woo him. Let’s away
FTLNLINEFTLN 0601 And get our jewels and our wealth together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0602 Devise the fittest time and safest way
FTLNLINEFTLN 0603 To hide us from pursuit that will be made
FTLNLINEFTLN 0604 After my flight. Now go
FTLNLINEFTLN 0605145 To liberty, and not to banishment.
SDThey exit.
foresters.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 0606 Now, my co-mates and brothers in exile,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0607 Hath not old custom made this life more sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0608 Than that of painted pomp? Are not these woods
FTLNLINEFTLN 0609 More free from peril than the envious court?
FTLNLINEFTLN 06105 Here feel we not the penalty of Adam,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0611 The seasons’ difference, as the icy fang
FTLNLINEFTLN 0612 And churlish chiding of the winter’s wind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0613 Which when it bites and blows upon my body
FTLNLINEFTLN 0614 Even till I shrink with cold, I smile and say
FTLNLINEFTLN 061510 “This is no flattery. These are counselors
FTLNLINEFTLN 0616 That feelingly persuade me what I am.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0617 Sweet are the uses of adversity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0618 Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0619 Wears yet a precious jewel in his head.
FTLNLINEFTLN 062015 And this our life, exempt from public haunt,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0621 Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0622 Sermons in stones, and good in everything.
AMIENS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0623 I would not change it. Happy is your Grace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0624 That can translate the stubbornness of fortune
FTLNLINEFTLN 062520 Into so quiet and so sweet a style.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0626 Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0627 And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0628 Being native burghers of this desert city,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0629 Should in their own confines with forkèd heads
FTLNLINEFTLN 063025 Have their round haunches gored.
FIRST LORD FTLNLINEFTLN 0631 Indeed, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0632 The melancholy Jaques grieves at that,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0633 And in that kind swears you do more usurp
FTLNLINEFTLN 0634 Than doth your brother that hath banished you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 063530 Today my Lord of Amiens and myself
FTLNLINEFTLN 0636 Did steal behind him as he lay along
FTLNLINEFTLN 0637 Under an oak, whose antique root peeps out
FTLNLINEFTLN 0638 Upon the brook that brawls along this wood;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0639 To the which place a poor sequestered stag
FTLNLINEFTLN 064035 That from the hunter’s aim had ta’en a hurt
FTLNLINEFTLN 0641 Did come to languish. And indeed, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0642 The wretched animal heaved forth such groans
FTLNLINEFTLN 0643 That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat
FTLNLINEFTLN 0644 Almost to bursting, and the big round tears
FTLNLINEFTLN 064540 Coursed one another down his innocent nose
FTLNLINEFTLN 0646 In piteous chase. And thus the hairy fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0647 Much markèd of the melancholy Jaques,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0648 Stood on th’ extremest verge of the swift brook,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0649 Augmenting it with tears.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 065045 But what said Jaques?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0651 Did he not moralize this spectacle?
FIRST LORD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0652 O yes, into a thousand similes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0653 First, for his weeping into the needless stream:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0654 “Poor deer,” quoth he, “thou mak’st a testament
FTLNLINEFTLN 065550 As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more
FTLNLINEFTLN 0656 To that which had too
FTLNLINEFTLN 0657 alone,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0658 Left and abandoned of his velvet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0659 “’Tis right,” quoth he. “Thus misery doth part
FTLNLINEFTLN 0661 Full of the pasture, jumps along by him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0662 And never stays to greet him. “Ay,” quoth Jaques,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0663 “Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0664 ’Tis just the fashion. Wherefore do you look
FTLNLINEFTLN 066560 Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0666 Thus most invectively he pierceth through
FTLNLINEFTLN 0667 The body of country, city, court,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0668 Yea, and of this our life, swearing that we
FTLNLINEFTLN 0669 Are mere usurpers, tyrants, and what’s worse,
FTLNLINEFTLN 067065 To fright the animals and to kill them up
FTLNLINEFTLN 0671 In their assigned and native dwelling place.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 0672 And did you leave him in this contemplation?
SECOND LORD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0673 We did, my lord, weeping and commenting
FTLNLINEFTLN 0674 Upon the sobbing deer.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 067570 Show me the place.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0676 I love to cope him in these sullen fits,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0677 For then he’s full of matter.
FIRST LORD FTLNLINEFTLN 0678I’ll bring you to him straight.
SDThey exit.
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 0679 Can it be possible that no man saw them?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0680 It cannot be. Some villains of my court
FTLNLINEFTLN 0681 Are of consent and sufferance in this.
FIRST LORD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0682 I cannot hear of any that did see her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 06835 The ladies her attendants of her chamber
FTLNLINEFTLN 0684 Saw her abed, and in the morning early
FTLNLINEFTLN 0685 They found the bed untreasured of their mistress.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0686 My lord, the roinish clown at whom so oft
FTLNLINEFTLN 0687 Your Grace was wont to laugh is also missing.
FTLNLINEFTLN 068810 Hisperia, the Princess’ gentlewoman,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0689 Confesses that she secretly o’erheard
FTLNLINEFTLN 0690 Your daughter and her cousin much commend
FTLNLINEFTLN 0691 The parts and graces of the wrestler
FTLNLINEFTLN 0692 That did but lately foil the sinewy Charles,
FTLNLINEFTLN 069315 And she believes wherever they are gone
FTLNLINEFTLN 0694 That youth is surely in their company.
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 0695 Send to his brother. Fetch that gallant hither.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0696 If he be absent, bring his brother to me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0697 I’ll make him find him. Do this suddenly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 069820 And let not search and inquisition quail
FTLNLINEFTLN 0699 To bring again these foolish runaways.
SDThey exit.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0700Who’s there?
ADAM
FTLNLINEFTLN 0701 What, my young master, O my gentle master,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0702 O my sweet master, O you memory
FTLNLINEFTLN 0703 Of old Sir Rowland! Why, what make you here?
FTLNLINEFTLN 07045 Why are you virtuous? Why do people love you?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0705 And wherefore are you gentle, strong, and valiant?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0706 Why would you be so fond to overcome
FTLNLINEFTLN 0707 The bonny prizer of the humorous duke?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0708 Your praise is come too swiftly home before you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 070910 Know you not, master, to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0710 Their graces serve them but as enemies?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0711 No more do yours. Your virtues, gentle master,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0712 Are sanctified and holy traitors to you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 071415 Envenoms him that bears it!
ADAM FTLNLINEFTLN 0716O unhappy youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0717 Come not within these doors. Within this roof
FTLNLINEFTLN 0718 The enemy of all your graces lives.
FTLNLINEFTLN 071920 Your brother—no, no brother—yet the son—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0720 Yet not the son, I will not call him son—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0721 Of him I was about to call his father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0722 Hath heard your praises, and this night he means
FTLNLINEFTLN 0723 To burn the lodging where you use to lie,
FTLNLINEFTLN 072425 And you within it. If he fail of that,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0725 He will have other means to cut you off.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0726 I overheard him and his practices.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0727 This is no place, this house is but a butchery.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0728 Abhor it, fear it, do not enter it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 072930 Why, whither, Adam, wouldst thou have me go?
ADAM
FTLNLINEFTLN 0730 No matter whither, so you come not here.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0731 What, wouldst thou have me go and beg my food,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0732 Or with a base and boist’rous sword enforce
FTLNLINEFTLN 0733 A thievish living on the common road?
FTLNLINEFTLN 073435 This I must do, or know not what to do;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0735 Yet this I will not do, do how I can.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0736 I rather will subject me to the malice
FTLNLINEFTLN 0737 Of a diverted blood and bloody brother.
ADAM
FTLNLINEFTLN 0738 But do not so. I have five hundred crowns,
FTLNLINEFTLN 073940 The thrifty hire I saved under your father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0740 Which I did store to be my foster nurse
FTLNLINEFTLN 0741 When service should in my old limbs lie lame,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0742 And unregarded age in corners thrown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0743 Take that, and He that doth the ravens feed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 074445 Yea, providently caters for the sparrow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0746 All this I give you. Let me be your servant.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0747 Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0748 For in my youth I never did apply
FTLNLINEFTLN 074950 Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0750 Nor did not with unbashful forehead woo
FTLNLINEFTLN 0751 The means of weakness and debility.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0752 Therefore my age is as a lusty winter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0753 Frosty but kindly. Let me go with you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 075455 I’ll do the service of a younger man
FTLNLINEFTLN 0755 In all your business and necessities.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0756 O good old man, how well in thee appears
FTLNLINEFTLN 0757 The constant service of the antique world,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0758 When service sweat for duty, not for meed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 075960 Thou art not for the fashion of these times,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0760 Where none will sweat but for promotion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0761 And having that do choke their service up
FTLNLINEFTLN 0762 Even with the having. It is not so with thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0763 But, poor old man, thou prun’st a rotten tree
FTLNLINEFTLN 076465 That cannot so much as a blossom yield
FTLNLINEFTLN 0765 In lieu of all thy pains and husbandry.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0766 But come thy ways. We’ll go along together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0767 And ere we have thy youthful wages spent,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0768 We’ll light upon some settled low content.
ADAM
FTLNLINEFTLN 076970 Master, go on, and I will follow thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 0770 To the last gasp with truth and loyalty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0771 From
FTLNLINEFTLN 0772 Here livèd I, but now live here no more.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0773 At seventeen years, many their fortunes seek,
FTLNLINEFTLN 077475 But at fourscore, it is too late a week.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0775 Yet fortune cannot recompense me better
FTLNLINEFTLN 0776 Than to die well, and not my master’s debtor.
SDThey exit.
Clown, alias Touchstone.
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0777 O Jupiter, how
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0778I care not for my spirits, if my legs were
FTLNLINEFTLN 0779 not weary.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0780I could find in my heart to disgrace my
FTLNLINEFTLN 07815 man’s apparel and to cry like a woman, but I must
FTLNLINEFTLN 0782 comfort the weaker vessel, as doublet and hose
FTLNLINEFTLN 0783 ought to show itself courageous to petticoat. Therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 0784 courage, good Aliena.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0785I pray you bear with me. I cannot go no further.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 078610For my part, I had rather bear with you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0787 than bear you. Yet I should bear no cross if I did
FTLNLINEFTLN 0788 bear you, for I think you have no money in your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0789 purse.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0790Well, this is the Forest of Arden.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 079115Ay, now am I in Arden, the more fool I.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0792 When I was at home I was in a better place, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0793 travelers must be content.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0794Ay, be so, good Touchstone.
SDEnter Corin and Silvius.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0795 Look you who comes here, a young man and an old
FTLNLINEFTLN 079620 in solemn talk.
SD
eavesdrop.
CORINSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0797 That is the way to make her scorn you still.
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0798 O Corin, that thou knew’st how I do love her!
CORIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0799 I partly guess, for I have loved ere now.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0800 No, Corin, being old, thou canst not guess,
FTLNLINEFTLN 080125 Though in thy youth thou wast as true a lover
FTLNLINEFTLN 0802 As ever sighed upon a midnight pillow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0803 But if thy love were ever like to mine—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0804 As sure I think did never man love so—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0805 How many actions most ridiculous
FTLNLINEFTLN 080630 Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy?
CORIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0807 Into a thousand that I have forgotten.
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0808 O, thou didst then never love so heartily.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0809 If thou rememb’rest not the slightest folly
FTLNLINEFTLN 0810 That ever love did make thee run into,
FTLNLINEFTLN 081135 Thou hast not loved.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0812 Or if thou hast not sat as I do now,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0813 Wearing thy hearer in thy mistress’ praise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0814 Thou hast not loved.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0815 Or if thou hast not broke from company
FTLNLINEFTLN 081640 Abruptly, as my passion now makes me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0817 Thou hast not loved.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0818 O Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe!SDHe exits.
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0819 Alas, poor shepherd, searching of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0820 I have by hard adventure found mine own.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 082145And I mine. I remember when I was in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0822 love I broke my sword upon a stone and bid him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0823 take that for coming a-night to Jane Smile; and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0824 remember the kissing of her batler, and the cow’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0825 dugs that her pretty chopped hands had milked;
FTLNLINEFTLN 082650 and I remember the wooing of a peascod instead of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0827 her, from whom I took two cods and, giving her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0828 them again, said with weeping tears “Wear these for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0829 my sake.” We that are true lovers run into strange
FTLNLINEFTLN 0830 capers. But as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature
FTLNLINEFTLN 083155 in love mortal in folly.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0833Nay, I shall ne’er be ware of mine own
FTLNLINEFTLN 0834 wit till I break my shins against it.
ROSALIND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0835 Jove, Jove, this shepherd’s passion
FTLNLINEFTLN 083660 Is much upon my fashion.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0837And mine, but it grows something stale
FTLNLINEFTLN 0838 with me.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0839I pray you, one of you question yond man, if he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0840 for gold will give us any food. I faint almost to death.
TOUCHSTONESD,
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 0842Peace, fool. He’s not thy kinsman.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 0843Who calls?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 0844Your betters, sir.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 0845Else are they very wretched.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 084670 Peace, I say.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0847
CORIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0848 And to you, gentle sir, and to you all.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0849 I prithee, shepherd, if that love or gold
FTLNLINEFTLN 0850 Can in this desert place buy entertainment,
FTLNLINEFTLN 085175 Bring us where we may rest ourselves and feed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0852 Here’s a young maid with travel much oppressed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0853 And faints for succor.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 0854 Fair sir, I pity her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0855 And wish for her sake more than for mine own
FTLNLINEFTLN 085680 My fortunes were more able to relieve her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0857 But I am shepherd to another man
FTLNLINEFTLN 0858 And do not shear the fleeces that I graze.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0859 My master is of churlish disposition
FTLNLINEFTLN 0860 And little recks to find the way to heaven
FTLNLINEFTLN 086185 By doing deeds of hospitality.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0862 Besides, his cote, his flocks, and bounds of feed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0863 Are now on sale, and at our sheepcote now,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0865 That you will feed on. But what is, come see,
FTLNLINEFTLN 086690 And in my voice most welcome shall you be.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0867 What is he that shall buy his flock and pasture?
CORIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0868 That young swain that you saw here but erewhile,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0869 That little cares for buying anything.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0870 I pray thee, if it stand with honesty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 087195 Buy thou the cottage, pasture, and the flock,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0872 And thou shalt have to pay for it of us.
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0873 And we will mend thy wages. I like this place,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0874 And willingly could waste my time in it.
CORIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0875 Assuredly the thing is to be sold.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0876100 Go with me. If you like upon report
FTLNLINEFTLN 0877 The soil, the profit, and this kind of life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0878 I will your very faithful feeder be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0879 And buy it with your gold right suddenly.
SDThey exit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0880 Under the greenwood tree
FTLNLINEFTLN 0881 Who loves to lie with me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0882 And turn his merry note
FTLNLINEFTLN 0883 Unto the sweet bird’s throat,
FTLNLINEFTLN 08845 Come hither, come hither, come hither.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0885 Here shall he see
FTLNLINEFTLN 0886 No enemy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0887 But winter and rough weather.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 0888More, more, I prithee, more.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0890 Jaques.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 0891I thank it. More, I prithee, more. I can suck
FTLNLINEFTLN 0892 melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0893 More, I prithee, more.
AMIENS FTLNLINEFTLN 089415My voice is ragged. I know I cannot please you.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 0895I do not desire you to please me. I do desire
FTLNLINEFTLN 0896 you to sing. Come, more, another stanzo. Call you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0897 ’em “stanzos”?
AMIENS FTLNLINEFTLN 0898What you will, Monsieur Jaques.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 089920Nay, I care not for their names. They owe me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0900 nothing. Will you sing?
AMIENS FTLNLINEFTLN 0901More at your request than to please myself.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 0902Well then, if ever I thank any man, I’ll thank
FTLNLINEFTLN 0903 you. But that they call “compliment” is like th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 090425 encounter of two dog-apes. And when a man thanks
FTLNLINEFTLN 0905 me heartily, methinks I have given him a penny and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0906 he renders me the beggarly thanks. Come, sing. And
FTLNLINEFTLN 0907 you that will not, hold your tongues.
AMIENS FTLNLINEFTLN 0908Well, I’ll end the song.—Sirs, cover the while;
FTLNLINEFTLN 090930 the Duke will drink under this tree.—He hath been
FTLNLINEFTLN 0910 all this day to look you.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 0911And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0912 too disputable for my company. I think of as many
FTLNLINEFTLN 0913 matters as he, but I give heaven thanks and make no
FTLNLINEFTLN 091435 boast of them. Come, warble, come.
ALLSD together here.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0915 Who doth ambition shun
FTLNLINEFTLN 0916 And loves to live i’ th’ sun,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0917 Seeking the food he eats
FTLNLINEFTLN 0918 And pleased with what he gets,
FTLNLINEFTLN 091940 Come hither, come hither, come hither.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0920 Here shall he see
FTLNLINEFTLN 0921 No enemy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0922 But winter and rough weather.
FTLNLINEFTLN 092445 yesterday in despite of my invention.
AMIENS FTLNLINEFTLN 0925And I’ll sing it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0927 If it do come to pass
FTLNLINEFTLN 0928 That any man turn ass,
FTLNLINEFTLN 092950 Leaving his wealth and ease
FTLNLINEFTLN 0930 A stubborn will to please,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0931 Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0932 Here shall he see
FTLNLINEFTLN 0933 Gross fools as he,
FTLNLINEFTLN 093455 An if he will come to me.
AMIENS FTLNLINEFTLN 0935What’s that “ducdame”?
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 0936’Tis a Greek invocation to call fools into a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0937 circle. I’ll go sleep if I can. If I cannot, I’ll rail
FTLNLINEFTLN 0938 against all the first-born of Egypt.
AMIENS FTLNLINEFTLN 093960And I’ll go seek the Duke. His banquet is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0940 prepared.
SDThey exit.
ADAM FTLNLINEFTLN 0941Dear master, I can go no further. O, I die for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0942 food. Here lie I down and measure out my grave.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0943 Farewell, kind master.SD
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 0944Why, how now, Adam? No greater heart in
FTLNLINEFTLN 09455 thee? Live a little, comfort a little, cheer thyself a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0946 little. If this uncouth forest yield anything savage, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0947 will either be food for it or bring it for food to thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0948 Thy conceit is nearer death than thy powers. For my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0949 sake, be comfortable. Hold death awhile at the
FTLNLINEFTLN 095010 arm’s end. I will here be with thee presently, and if
FTLNLINEFTLN 0951 I bring thee not something to eat, I will give thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 0952 leave to die. But if thou diest before I come, thou art
FTLNLINEFTLN 0954 cheerly, and I’ll be with thee quickly. Yet thou liest
FTLNLINEFTLN 095515 in the bleak air. Come, I will bear thee to some
FTLNLINEFTLN 0956 shelter, and thou shalt not die for lack of a dinner if
FTLNLINEFTLN 0957 there live anything in this desert. Cheerly, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0958 Adam.
SDThey exit.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 0959 I think he be transformed into a beast,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0960 For I can nowhere find him like a man.
FIRST LORD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0961 My lord, he is but even now gone hence.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0962 Here was he merry, hearing of a song.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 09635 If he, compact of jars, grow musical,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0964 We shall have shortly discord in the spheres.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0965 Go seek him. Tell him I would speak with him.
SDEnter Jaques.
FIRST LORD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0966 He saves my labor by his own approach.
DUKE SENIORSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0967 Why, how now, monsieur? What a life is this
FTLNLINEFTLN 096810 That your poor friends must woo your company?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0969 What, you look merrily.
JAQUES
FTLNLINEFTLN 0970 A fool, a fool, I met a fool i’ th’ forest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0971 A motley fool. A miserable world!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0972 As I do live by food, I met a fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 097315 Who laid him down and basked him in the sun
FTLNLINEFTLN 0974 And railed on Lady Fortune in good terms,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0976 “Good morrow, fool,” quoth I. “No, sir,” quoth he,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0977 “Call me not ‘fool’ till heaven hath sent me
FTLNLINEFTLN 097820 fortune.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0979 And then he drew a dial from his poke
FTLNLINEFTLN 0980 And, looking on it with lack-luster eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0981 Says very wisely “It is ten o’clock.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0982 Thus we may see,” quoth he, “how the world wags.
FTLNLINEFTLN 098325 ’Tis but an hour ago since it was nine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0984 And after one hour more ’twill be eleven.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0985 And so from hour to hour we ripe and ripe,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0986 And then from hour to hour we rot and rot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0987 And thereby hangs a tale.” When I did hear
FTLNLINEFTLN 098830 The motley fool thus moral on the time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0989 My lungs began to crow like chanticleer
FTLNLINEFTLN 0990 That fools should be so deep-contemplative,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0991 And I did laugh sans intermission
FTLNLINEFTLN 0992 An hour by his dial. O noble fool!
FTLNLINEFTLN 099335 A worthy fool! Motley’s the only wear.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 0994What fool is this?
JAQUES
FTLNLINEFTLN 0995 O worthy fool!—One that hath been a courtier,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0996 And says “If ladies be but young and fair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0997 They have the gift to know it.” And in his brain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 099840 Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0999 After a voyage, he hath strange places crammed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1000 With observation, the which he vents
FTLNLINEFTLN 1001 In mangled forms. O, that I were a fool!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1002 I am ambitious for a motley coat.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 100345 Thou shalt have one.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1004 It is my only suit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1005 Provided that you weed your better judgments
FTLNLINEFTLN 1006 Of all opinion that grows rank in them
FTLNLINEFTLN 1007 That I am wise. I must have liberty
FTLNLINEFTLN 100850 Withal, as large a charter as the wind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1010 And they that are most gallèd with my folly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1011 They most must laugh. And why, sir, must they so?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1012 The “why” is plain as way to parish church:
FTLNLINEFTLN 101355 He that a fool doth very wisely hit
FTLNLINEFTLN 1014 Doth very foolishly, although he smart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1015
FTLNLINEFTLN 1016 The wise man’s folly is anatomized
FTLNLINEFTLN 1017 Even by the squand’ring glances of the fool.
FTLNLINEFTLN 101860 Invest me in my motley. Give me leave
FTLNLINEFTLN 1019 To speak my mind, and I will through and through
FTLNLINEFTLN 1020 Cleanse the foul body of th’ infected world,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1021 If they will patiently receive my medicine.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1022 Fie on thee! I can tell what thou wouldst do.
JAQUES
FTLNLINEFTLN 102365 What, for a counter, would I do but good?
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1024 Most mischievous foul sin in chiding
FTLNLINEFTLN 1025 For thou thyself hast been a libertine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1026 As sensual as the brutish sting itself,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1027 And all th’ embossèd sores and headed evils
FTLNLINEFTLN 102870 That thou with license of free foot hast caught
FTLNLINEFTLN 1029 Wouldst thou disgorge into the general world.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1030Why, who cries out on pride
FTLNLINEFTLN 1031 That can therein tax any private party?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1032 Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea
FTLNLINEFTLN 103375 Till that the weary very means do ebb?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1034 What woman in the city do I name
FTLNLINEFTLN 1035 When that I say the city-woman bears
FTLNLINEFTLN 1036 The cost of princes on unworthy shoulders?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1037 Who can come in and say that I mean her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 103880 When such a one as she such is her neighbor?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1039 Or what is he of basest function
FTLNLINEFTLN 1040 That says his bravery is not on my cost,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1041 Thinking that I mean him, but therein suits
FTLNLINEFTLN 104385 There then. How then, what then? Let me see
FTLNLINEFTLN 1044 wherein
FTLNLINEFTLN 1045 My tongue hath wronged him. If it do him right,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1046 Then he hath wronged himself. If he be free,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1047 Why then my taxing like a wild goose flies
FTLNLINEFTLN 104890 Unclaimed of any man.
SDEnter Orlando,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1049 But who
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1050Forbear, and eat no more.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1051Why, I have eat none yet.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1052 Nor shalt not till necessity be served.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 105395Of what kind should this cock come of?
DUKE SENIORSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1054 Art thou thus boldened, man, by thy distress,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1055 Or else a rude despiser of good manners,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1056 That in civility thou seem’st so empty?
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1057 You touched my vein at first. The thorny point
FTLNLINEFTLN 1058100 Of bare distress hath ta’en from me the show
FTLNLINEFTLN 1059 Of smooth civility, yet am I inland bred
FTLNLINEFTLN 1060 And know some nurture. But forbear, I say.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1061 He dies that touches any of this fruit
FTLNLINEFTLN 1062 Till I and my affairs are answerèd.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1063105An you will not be answered with reason, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1064 must die.
DUKE SENIORSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1065 What would you have? Your gentleness shall force
FTLNLINEFTLN 1066 More than your force move us to gentleness.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1067 I almost die for food, and let me have it.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1068110 Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1069 Speak you so gently? Pardon me, I pray you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1070 I thought that all things had been savage here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1071 And therefore put I on the countenance
FTLNLINEFTLN 1072 Of stern commandment. But whate’er you are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1073115 That in this desert inaccessible,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1074 Under the shade of melancholy boughs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1075 Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1076 If ever you have looked on better days,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1077 If ever been where bells have knolled to church,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1078120 If ever sat at any good man’s feast,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1079 If ever from your eyelids wiped a tear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1080 And know what ’tis to pity and be pitied,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1081 Let gentleness my strong enforcement be,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1082 In the which hope I blush and hide my sword.
SD
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1083125 True is it that we have seen better days,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1084 And have with holy bell been knolled to church,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1085 And sat at good men’s feasts and wiped our eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1086 Of drops that sacred pity hath engendered.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1087 And therefore sit you down in gentleness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1088130 And take upon command what help we have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1089 That to your wanting may be ministered.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1090 Then but forbear your food a little while
FTLNLINEFTLN 1091 Whiles, like a doe, I go to find my fawn
FTLNLINEFTLN 1092 And give it food. There is an old poor man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1093135 Who after me hath many a weary step
FTLNLINEFTLN 1094 Limped in pure love. Till he be first sufficed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1095 Oppressed with two weak evils, age and hunger,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1096 I will not touch a bit.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 1097 Go find him out,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1098140 And we will nothing waste till you return.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1099 I thank you; and be blessed for your good comfort.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1100 Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1101 This wide and universal theater
FTLNLINEFTLN 1102 Presents more woeful pageants than the scene
FTLNLINEFTLN 1103145 Wherein we play in.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1104 All the world’s a stage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1105 And all the men and women merely players.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1106 They have their exits and their entrances,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1107 And one man in his time plays many parts,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1108150 His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1109 Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1110 Then the whining schoolboy with his satchel
FTLNLINEFTLN 1111 And shining morning face, creeping like snail
FTLNLINEFTLN 1112 Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1113155 Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
FTLNLINEFTLN 1114 Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1115 Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1116 Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1117 Seeking the bubble reputation
FTLNLINEFTLN 1118160 Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1119 In fair round belly with good capon lined,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1120 With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1121 Full of wise saws and modern instances;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1122 And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
FTLNLINEFTLN 1123165 Into the lean and slippered pantaloon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1124 With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1125 His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
FTLNLINEFTLN 1126 For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1127 Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1128170 And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1129 That ends this strange eventful history,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1130 Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1131 Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
SDEnter Orlando,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1132 Welcome. Set down your venerable burden,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1133175 And let him feed.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1134I thank you most for him.
ADAM FTLNLINEFTLN 1135So had you need.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1136 I scarce can speak to thank you for myself.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1137 Welcome. Fall to. I will not trouble you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1138180 As yet to question you about your fortunes.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1139 Give us some music, and, good cousin, sing.
SD
apart.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1140 Blow, blow, thou winter wind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1141 Thou art not so unkind
FTLNLINEFTLN 1142 As man’s ingratitude.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1143185 Thy tooth is not so keen,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1144 Because thou art not seen,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1145 Although thy breath be rude.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1146 Heigh-ho, sing heigh-ho, unto the green holly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1147 Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1148190
FTLNLINEFTLN 1149 This life is most jolly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1150 Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1151 That dost not bite so nigh
FTLNLINEFTLN 1152 As benefits forgot.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1153195 Though thou the waters warp,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1154 Thy sting is not so sharp
FTLNLINEFTLN 1155 As friend remembered not.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1156 Heigh-ho, sing heigh-ho, unto the green holly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1157 Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1158200
FTLNLINEFTLN 1159 This life is most jolly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1160 If that you were the good Sir Rowland’s son,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1161 As you have whispered faithfully you were,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1162 And as mine eye doth his effigies witness
FTLNLINEFTLN 1163205 Most truly limned and living in your face,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1164 Be truly welcome hither. I am the duke
FTLNLINEFTLN 1165 That loved your father. The residue of your fortune
FTLNLINEFTLN 1166 Go to my cave and tell me.—Good old man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1167 Thou art right welcome as thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1168210 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1169 Give me your hand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1170 And let me all your fortunes understand.
SDThey exit.
DUKE FREDERICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1171 Not see him since? Sir, sir, that cannot be.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1172 But were I not the better part made mercy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1173 I should not seek an absent argument
FTLNLINEFTLN 1174 Of my revenge, thou present. But look to it:
FTLNLINEFTLN 11755 Find out thy brother wheresoe’er he is.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1176 Seek him with candle. Bring him, dead or living,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1177 Within this twelvemonth, or turn thou no more
FTLNLINEFTLN 1178 To seek a living in our territory.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1179 Thy lands and all things that thou dost call thine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 118010 Worth seizure, do we seize into our hands
FTLNLINEFTLN 1181 Till thou canst quit thee by thy brother’s mouth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1182 Of what we think against thee.
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 1183 O, that your Highness knew my heart in this:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1184 I never loved my brother in my life.
DUKE FREDERICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 118515 More villain thou.—Well, push him out of doors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1186 And let my officers of such a nature
FTLNLINEFTLN 1187 Make an extent upon his house and lands.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1188 Do this expediently, and turn him going.
SDThey exit.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1189 Hang there, my verse, in witness of my love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1190 And thou, thrice-crownèd queen of night, survey
FTLNLINEFTLN 1191 With thy chaste eye, from thy pale sphere above,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1192 Thy huntress’ name that my full life doth sway.
FTLNLINEFTLN 11935 O Rosalind, these trees shall be my books,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1194 And in their barks my thoughts I’ll character,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1195 That every eye which in this forest looks
FTLNLINEFTLN 1196 Shall see thy virtue witnessed everywhere.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1197 Run, run, Orlando, carve on every tree
FTLNLINEFTLN 119810 The fair, the chaste, and unexpressive she.
SDHe exits.
SDEnter Corin and
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1199And how like you this shepherd’s life, Master
FTLNLINEFTLN 1200 Touchstone?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1201Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1202 good life; but in respect that it is a shepherd’s life, it
FTLNLINEFTLN 120315 is naught. In respect that it is solitary, I like it very
FTLNLINEFTLN 1204 well; but in respect that it is private, it is a very vile
FTLNLINEFTLN 1205 life. Now in respect it is in the fields, it pleaseth me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1206 well; but in respect it is not in the court, it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1207 tedious. As it is a spare life, look you, it fits my
FTLNLINEFTLN 120820 humor well; but as there is no more plenty in it, it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1209 goes much against my stomach. Hast any philosophy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1210 in thee, shepherd?
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1211No more but that I know the more one sickens,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1212 the worse at ease he is, and that he that wants
FTLNLINEFTLN 121325 money, means, and content is without three good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1214 friends; that the property of rain is to wet, and fire
FTLNLINEFTLN 1215 to burn; that good pasture makes fat sheep; and that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1216 a great cause of the night is lack of the sun; that he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1217 that hath learned no wit by nature nor art may
FTLNLINEFTLN 1219 kindred.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1220Such a one is a natural philosopher. Wast
FTLNLINEFTLN 1221 ever in court, shepherd?
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1222No, truly.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 122335Then thou art damned.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1224Nay, I hope.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1225Truly, thou art damned, like an ill-roasted
FTLNLINEFTLN 1226 egg, all on one side.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1227For not being at court? Your reason.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 122840Why, if thou never wast at court, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1229 never saw’st good manners; if thou never saw’st
FTLNLINEFTLN 1230 good manners, then thy manners must be wicked,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1231 and wickedness is sin, and sin is damnation. Thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1232 art in a parlous state, shepherd.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 123345Not a whit, Touchstone. Those that are good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1234 manners at the court are as ridiculous in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1235 country as the behavior of the country is most
FTLNLINEFTLN 1236 mockable at the court. You told me you salute not at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1237 the court but you kiss your hands. That courtesy
FTLNLINEFTLN 123850 would be uncleanly if courtiers were shepherds.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1239Instance, briefly. Come, instance.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1240Why, we are still handling our ewes, and their
FTLNLINEFTLN 1241 fells, you know, are greasy.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1242Why, do not your courtier’s hands sweat?
FTLNLINEFTLN 124355 And is not the grease of a mutton as wholesome as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1244 the sweat of a man? Shallow, shallow. A better
FTLNLINEFTLN 1245 instance, I say. Come.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1246Besides, our hands are hard.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1247Your lips will feel them the sooner. Shallow
FTLNLINEFTLN 124860 again. A more sounder instance. Come.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1249And they are often tarred over with the surgery
FTLNLINEFTLN 1250 of our sheep; and would you have us kiss tar? The
FTLNLINEFTLN 1251 courtier’s hands are perfumed with civet.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1252Most shallow man. Thou worms’ meat in
FTLNLINEFTLN 125365 respect of a good piece of flesh, indeed. Learn of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1255 the very uncleanly flux of a cat. Mend the instance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1256 shepherd.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1257You have too courtly a wit for me. I’ll rest.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 125870Wilt thou rest damned? God help thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1259 shallow man. God make incision in thee; thou art
FTLNLINEFTLN 1260 raw.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1261Sir, I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1262 I wear, owe no man hate, envy no man’s happiness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 126375 glad of other men’s good, content with my harm,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1264 and the greatest of my pride is to see my ewes graze
FTLNLINEFTLN 1265 and my lambs suck.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1266That is another simple sin in you, to bring
FTLNLINEFTLN 1267 the ewes and the rams together and to offer to get
FTLNLINEFTLN 126880 your living by the copulation of cattle; to be bawd to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1269 a bell-wether and to betray a she-lamb of a twelvemonth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1270 to a crooked-pated old cuckoldly ram, out of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1271 all reasonable match. If thou be’st not damned for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1272 this, the devil himself will have no shepherds. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 127385 cannot see else how thou shouldst ’scape.
SDEnter Rosalind,
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 1274Here comes young Master Ganymede, my new
FTLNLINEFTLN 1275 mistress’s brother.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1276 From the east to western Ind
FTLNLINEFTLN 1277 No jewel is like Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 127890 Her worth being mounted on the wind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1279 Through all the world bears Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1280 All the pictures fairest lined
FTLNLINEFTLN 1281 Are but black to Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1282 Let no face be kept in mind
FTLNLINEFTLN 128395 But the fair of Rosalind.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1284I’ll rhyme you so eight years together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1285 dinners and suppers and sleeping hours excepted.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1286 It is the right butter-women’s rank to market.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1288100For a taste:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1289 If a hart do lack a hind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1290 Let him seek out Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1291 If the cat will after kind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1292 So be sure will Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1293105 Wintered garments must be lined;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1294 So must slender Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1295 They that reap must sheaf and bind;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1296 Then to cart with Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1297 Sweetest nut hath sourest rind;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1298110 Such a nut is Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1299 He that sweetest rose will find
FTLNLINEFTLN 1300 Must find love’s prick, and Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1301 This is the very false gallop of verses. Why do you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1302 infect yourself with them?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1304 them on a tree.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1305Truly, the tree yields bad fruit.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1307 then I shall graft it with a medlar. Then it will be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1308120 the earliest fruit i’ th’ country, for you’ll be rotten
FTLNLINEFTLN 1309 ere you be half ripe, and that’s the right virtue of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1310 the medlar.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1311You have said, but whether wisely or no,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1312 let the forest judge.
SDEnter Celia,
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1314 reading. Stand aside.
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1315 Why should this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1316 For it is unpeopled? No.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1317 Tongues I’ll hang on every tree
FTLNLINEFTLN 1318130 That shall civil sayings show.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1319 Some how brief the life of man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1320 Runs his erring pilgrimage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1322 Buckles in his sum of age;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1323135 Some of violated vows
FTLNLINEFTLN 1324 ’Twixt the souls of friend and friend.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1325 But upon the fairest boughs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1326 Or at every sentence’ end,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1327 Will I “Rosalinda” write,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1328140 Teaching all that read to know
FTLNLINEFTLN 1329 The quintessence of every sprite
FTLNLINEFTLN 1330 Heaven would in little show.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1331 Therefore heaven nature charged
FTLNLINEFTLN 1332 That one body should be filled
FTLNLINEFTLN 1333145 With all graces wide-enlarged.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1334 Nature presently distilled
FTLNLINEFTLN 1335 Helen’s cheek, but not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1336 Cleopatra’s majesty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1337 Atalanta’s better part,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1338150 Sad Lucretia’s modesty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1339 Thus Rosalind of many parts
FTLNLINEFTLN 1340 By heavenly synod was devised
FTLNLINEFTLN 1341 Of many faces, eyes, and hearts
FTLNLINEFTLN 1342 To have the touches dearest prized.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1343155 Heaven would that she these gifts should have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1344 And I to live and die her slave.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1346 tedious homily of love have you wearied your parishioners
FTLNLINEFTLN 1347 withal, and never cried “Have patience,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1348160 good people!”
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1350 go off a little.—Go with him, sirrah.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1351Come, shepherd, let us make an honorable
FTLNLINEFTLN 1352 retreat, though not with bag and baggage, yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1353165 with scrip and scrippage.
SD
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1354Didst thou hear these verses?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1355O yes, I heard them all, and more too, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1357 would bear.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1358170That’s no matter. The feet might bear the verses.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1359Ay, but the feet were lame and could not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1360 bear themselves without the verse, and therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 1361 stood lamely in the verse.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1362But didst thou hear without wondering how thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1363175 name should be hanged and carved upon these
FTLNLINEFTLN 1364 trees?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1365I was seven of the nine days out of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1366 wonder before you came, for look here what I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1367 found on a palm tree.SD
read.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1369 time that I was an Irish rat, which I can hardly
FTLNLINEFTLN 1370 remember.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1371Trow you who hath done this?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1372Is it a man?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1373185And a chain, that you once wore, about his neck.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1374 Change you color?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1375I prithee, who?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1376O Lord, Lord, it is a hard matter for friends to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1377 meet, but mountains may be removed with earthquakes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1378190 and so encounter.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1379Nay, but who is it?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1380Is it possible?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1381Nay, I prithee now, with most petitionary
FTLNLINEFTLN 1382 vehemence, tell me who it is.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1383195O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful
FTLNLINEFTLN 1384 wonderful, and yet again wonderful, and after that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1385 out of all whooping!
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1386Good my complexion, dost thou think
FTLNLINEFTLN 1387 though I am caparisoned like a man, I have a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1388200 doublet and hose in my disposition? One inch of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1389 delay more is a South Sea of discovery. I prithee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1390 tell me who is it quickly, and speak apace. I would
FTLNLINEFTLN 1391 thou couldst stammer, that thou might’st pour this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1393205 of a narrow-mouthed bottle—either too much at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1394 once, or none at all. I prithee take the cork out of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1395 thy mouth, that I may drink thy tidings.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1396So you may put a man in your belly.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1397Is he of God’s making? What manner of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1398210 man? Is his head worth a hat, or his chin worth a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1399 beard?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1400Nay, he hath but a little beard.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1401Why, God will send more, if the man will be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1402 thankful. Let me stay the growth of his beard, if
FTLNLINEFTLN 1403215 thou delay me not the knowledge of his chin.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1404It is young Orlando, that tripped up the wrestler’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1405 heels and your heart both in an instant.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1406Nay, but the devil take mocking. Speak sad
FTLNLINEFTLN 1407 brow and true maid.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1408220I’ faith, coz, ’tis he.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1409Orlando?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1410Orlando.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1411Alas the day, what shall I do with my doublet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1412 and hose? What did he when thou saw’st him? What
FTLNLINEFTLN 1413225 said he? How looked he? Wherein went he? What
FTLNLINEFTLN 1414 makes he here? Did he ask for me? Where remains
FTLNLINEFTLN 1415 he? How parted he with thee? And when shalt thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1416 see him again? Answer me in one word.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1417You must borrow me Gargantua’s mouth first.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1418230 ’Tis a word too great for any mouth of this age’s size.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1419 To say ay and no to these particulars is more than to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1420 answer in a catechism.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1421But doth he know that I am in this forest and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1422 in man’s apparel? Looks he as freshly as he did the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1423235 day he wrestled?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1424It is as easy to count atomies as to resolve the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1425 propositions of a lover. But take a taste of my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1426 finding him, and relish it with good observance. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1427 found him under a tree like a dropped acorn.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1429 drops forth
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1430Give me audience, good madam.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1431Proceed.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1432There lay he, stretched along like a wounded
FTLNLINEFTLN 1433245 knight.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1434Though it be pity to see such a sight, it well
FTLNLINEFTLN 1435 becomes the ground.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1436Cry “holla” to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1437 unseasonably. He was furnished like a hunter.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1438250O, ominous! He comes to kill my heart.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1439I would sing my song without a burden. Thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1440 bring’st me out of tune.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1441Do you not know I am a woman? When I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1442 think, I must speak. Sweet, say on.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1443255You bring me out.
SDEnter Orlando and Jaques.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1444 Soft, comes he not here?
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1445’Tis he. Slink by, and note him.
SD
JAQUESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1447 but, good faith, I had as lief have been myself alone.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1448260And so had I, but yet, for fashion sake, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1449 thank you too for your society.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1450God be wi’ you. Let’s meet as little as we can.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1451I do desire we may be better strangers.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1452I pray you mar no more trees with writing love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1453265 songs in their barks.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1454I pray you mar no more of my verses with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1455 reading them ill-favoredly.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1456Rosalind is your love’s name?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1457Yes, just.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1458270I do not like her name.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1459There was no thought of pleasing you when
FTLNLINEFTLN 1460 she was christened.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1462Just as high as my heart.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1463275You are full of pretty answers. Have you not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1464 been acquainted with goldsmiths’ wives and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1465 conned them out of rings?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1466Not so. But I answer you right painted cloth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1467 from whence you have studied your questions.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1468280You have a nimble wit. I think ’twas made of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1469 Atalanta’s heels. Will you sit down with me? And we
FTLNLINEFTLN 1470 two will rail against our mistress the world and all
FTLNLINEFTLN 1471 our misery.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1472I will chide no breather in the world but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1473285 myself, against whom I know most faults.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1474The worst fault you have is to be in love.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1475’Tis a fault I will not change for your best
FTLNLINEFTLN 1476 virtue. I am weary of you.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1477By my troth, I was seeking for a fool when I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1478290 found you.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1479He is drowned in the brook. Look but in, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1480 you shall see him.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1481There I shall see mine own figure.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1482Which I take to be either a fool or a cipher.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1483295I’ll tarry no longer with you. Farewell, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1484 Signior Love.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1485I am glad of your departure. Adieu, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1486 Monsieur Melancholy.SD
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1488300 saucy lackey, and under that habit play the knave
FTLNLINEFTLN 1489 with him. SD
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1490Very well. What would you?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1492 o’clock?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1493305You should ask me what time o’ day. There’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1494 no clock in the forest.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1496 in the forest; else sighing every minute and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1498310 time as well as a clock.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1499And why not the swift foot of time? Had not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1500 that been as proper?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1502 travels in divers paces with divers persons. I’ll tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 1503315 you who time ambles withal, who time trots withal,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1504 who time gallops withal, and who he stands still
FTLNLINEFTLN 1505 withal.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1506I prithee, who doth he trot withal?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1508320 young maid between the contract of her marriage
FTLNLINEFTLN 1509 and the day it is solemnized. If the interim be but a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1510 se’nnight, time’s pace is so hard that it seems the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1511 length of seven year.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1512Who ambles time withal?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1514 and a rich man that hath not the gout, for the one
FTLNLINEFTLN 1515 sleeps easily because he cannot study, and the other
FTLNLINEFTLN 1516 lives merrily because he feels no pain—the one
FTLNLINEFTLN 1517 lacking the burden of lean and wasteful learning,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1518330 the other knowing no burden of heavy tedious
FTLNLINEFTLN 1519 penury. These time ambles withal.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1520Who doth he gallop withal?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1522 for though he go as softly as foot can fall, he thinks
FTLNLINEFTLN 1523335 himself too soon there.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1524Who stays it still withal?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1526 for they sleep between term and term, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1527 then they perceive not how time moves.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1528340Where dwell you, pretty youth?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1530 sister, here in the skirts of the forest, like fringe
FTLNLINEFTLN 1531 upon a petticoat.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1532Are you native of this place?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1534 dwell where she is kindled.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1535Your accent is something finer than you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1536 could purchase in so removed a dwelling.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1538350 But indeed an old religious uncle of mine taught
FTLNLINEFTLN 1539 me to speak, who was in his youth an inland man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1540 one that knew courtship too well, for there he fell in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1541 love. I have heard him read many lectures against it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1542 and I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched
FTLNLINEFTLN 1543355 with so many giddy offenses as he hath generally
FTLNLINEFTLN 1544 taxed their whole sex withal.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1545Can you remember any of the principal evils
FTLNLINEFTLN 1546 that he laid to the charge of women?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1548360 They were all like one another as halfpence are,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1549 every one fault seeming monstrous till his fellow
FTLNLINEFTLN 1550 fault came to match it.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1551I prithee recount some of them.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1553365 physic but on those that are sick. There is a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1554 haunts the forest that abuses our young plants with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1555 carving “Rosalind” on their barks, hangs odes upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1556 hawthorns and elegies on brambles, all, forsooth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1557
FTLNLINEFTLN 1558370 that fancy-monger, I would give him some good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1559 counsel, for he seems to have the quotidian of love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1560 upon him.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1561I am he that is so love-shaked. I pray you tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 1562 me your remedy.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1564 marks upon you. He taught me how to know a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1565 in love, in which cage of rushes I am sure you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1566 not prisoner.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1567What were his marks?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1570 not; an unquestionable spirit, which you have not; a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1571 beard neglected, which you have not—but I pardon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1572 you for that, for simply your having in beard is a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1573385 younger brother’s revenue. Then your hose should
FTLNLINEFTLN 1574 be ungartered, your bonnet unbanded, your sleeve
FTLNLINEFTLN 1575 unbuttoned, your shoe untied, and everything
FTLNLINEFTLN 1576 about you demonstrating a careless desolation. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 1577 you are no such man. You are rather point-device in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1578390 your accouterments, as loving yourself than seeming
FTLNLINEFTLN 1579 the lover of any other.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1580Fair youth, I would I could make thee believe
FTLNLINEFTLN 1581 I love.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1583395 soon make her that you love believe it, which I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1584 warrant she is apter to do than to confess she does.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1585 That is one of the points in the which women still
FTLNLINEFTLN 1586 give the lie to their consciences. But, in good sooth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1587 are you he that hangs the verses on the trees
FTLNLINEFTLN 1588400 wherein Rosalind is so admired?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1589I swear to thee, youth, by the white hand of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1590 Rosalind, I am that he, that unfortunate he.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1592 as your rhymes speak?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1593405Neither rhyme nor reason can express how
FTLNLINEFTLN 1594 much.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1596 and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1597 whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1598410 not so punished and cured is that the lunacy is so
FTLNLINEFTLN 1599 ordinary that the whippers are in love too. Yet I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1600 profess curing it by counsel.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1601Did you ever cure any so?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1603415 He was to imagine me his love, his mistress,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1604 and I set him every day to woo me; at which time
FTLNLINEFTLN 1606 effeminate, changeable, longing and liking, proud,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1607 fantastical, apish, shallow, inconstant, full of tears,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1608420 full of smiles; for every passion something, and for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1609 no passion truly anything, as boys and women are,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1610 for the most part, cattle of this color; would now
FTLNLINEFTLN 1611 like him, now loathe him; then entertain him, then
FTLNLINEFTLN 1612 forswear him; now weep for him, then spit at him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1613425 that I drave my suitor from his mad humor of love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1614 to a living humor of madness, which was to forswear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1615 the full stream of the world and to live in a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1616 nook merely monastic. And thus I cured him, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1617 this way will I take upon me to wash your liver as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1618430 clean as a sound sheep’s heart, that there shall not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1619 be one spot of love in ’t.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1620I would not be cured, youth.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1622 would but call me Rosalind and come every day to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1623435 my cote and woo me.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1624Now, by the faith of my love, I will. Tell me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1625 where it is.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1627 show it you; and by the way you shall tell me where
FTLNLINEFTLN 1628440 in the forest you live. Will you go?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 1629With all my heart, good youth.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1631 Rosalind.—Come, sister, will you go?
SDThey exit.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1632Come apace, good Audrey. I will fetch up
FTLNLINEFTLN 1633 your goats, Audrey. And how, Audrey? Am I the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1634 man yet? Doth my simple feature content you?
FTLNLINEFTLN 16365 features?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1637I am here with thee and thy goats, as the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1638 most capricious poet, honest Ovid, was among the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1639 Goths.
JAQUESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 164110 Jove in a thatched house.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1642When a man’s verses cannot be understood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1643 nor a man’s good wit seconded with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1644 forward child, understanding, it strikes a man more
FTLNLINEFTLN 1645 dead than a great reckoning in a little room. Truly, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 164615 would the gods had made thee poetical.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 1647I do not know what “poetical” is. Is it honest
FTLNLINEFTLN 1648 in deed and word? Is it a true thing?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1649No, truly, for the truest poetry is the most
FTLNLINEFTLN 1650 feigning, and lovers are given to poetry, and what
FTLNLINEFTLN 165120 they swear in poetry may be said as lovers they do
FTLNLINEFTLN 1652 feign.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 1653Do you wish, then, that the gods had made me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1654 poetical?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1655I do, truly, for thou swear’st to me thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 165625 art honest. Now if thou wert a poet, I might have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1657 some hope thou didst feign.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 1658Would you not have me honest?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1659No, truly, unless thou wert hard-favored;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1660 for honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey a
FTLNLINEFTLN 166130 sauce to sugar.
JAQUESSD,
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 1663Well, I am not fair, and therefore I pray the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1664 gods make me honest.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1665Truly, and to cast away honesty upon a
FTLNLINEFTLN 166635 foul slut were to put good meat into an unclean
FTLNLINEFTLN 1667 dish.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 1668I am not a slut, though I thank the gods I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 1669 foul.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1670Well, praised be the gods for thy foulness;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1672 be, I will marry thee; and to that end I have been
FTLNLINEFTLN 1673 with Sir Oliver Martext, the vicar of the next village,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1674 who hath promised to meet me in this place of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1675 forest and to couple us.
JAQUESSD,
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 1677Well, the gods give us joy.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1678Amen. A man may, if he were of a fearful
FTLNLINEFTLN 1679 heart, stagger in this attempt, for here we have no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1680 temple but the wood, no assembly but horn-beasts.
FTLNLINEFTLN 168150 But what though? Courage. As horns are odious,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1682 they are necessary. It is said “Many a man knows no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1683 end of his goods.” Right: many a man has good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1684 horns and knows no end of them. Well, that is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1685 dowry of his wife; ’tis none of his own getting.
FTLNLINEFTLN 168655 Horns? Even so. Poor men alone? No, no. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 1687 noblest deer hath them as huge as the rascal. Is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1688 single man therefore blessed? No. As a walled town
FTLNLINEFTLN 1689 is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1690 a married man more honorable than the bare brow
FTLNLINEFTLN 169160 of a bachelor. And by how much defense is better
FTLNLINEFTLN 1692 than no skill, by so much is a horn more precious
FTLNLINEFTLN 1693 than to want.
SDEnter Sir Oliver Martext.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1694 Here comes Sir Oliver.—Sir Oliver Martext, you are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1695 well met. Will you dispatch us here under this tree,
FTLNLINEFTLN 169665 or shall we go with you to your chapel?
OLIVER MARTEXT FTLNLINEFTLN 1697Is there none here to give the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1698 woman?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1699I will not take her on gift of any man.
OLIVER MARTEXT FTLNLINEFTLN 1700Truly, she must be given, or the
FTLNLINEFTLN 170170 marriage is not lawful.
JAQUESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1703 her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1705 How do you, sir? You are very well met. God
FTLNLINEFTLN 170675 ’ild you for your last company. I am very glad to see
FTLNLINEFTLN 1707 you. Even a toy in hand here, sir. Nay, pray be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1708 covered.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1709Will you be married, motley?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 1710As the ox hath his bow, sir, the horse his
FTLNLINEFTLN 171180 curb, and the falcon her bells, so man hath his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1712 desires; and as pigeons bill, so wedlock would be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1713 nibbling.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1714And will you, being a man of your breeding, be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1715 married under a bush like a beggar? Get you to
FTLNLINEFTLN 171685 church, and have a good priest that can tell you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1717 what marriage is. This fellow will but join you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1718 together as they join wainscot. Then one of you will
FTLNLINEFTLN 1719 prove a shrunk panel and, like green timber, warp,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1720 warp.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 172190I am not in the mind but I were better to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1722 be married of him than of another, for he is not like
FTLNLINEFTLN 1723 to marry me well, and not being well married, it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1724 will be a good excuse for me hereafter to leave my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1725 wife.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 172695Go thou with me, and let me counsel thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1728 or we must live in bawdry.—Farewell, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1729 Master Oliver, not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1730 O sweet Oliver,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1731100 O brave Oliver,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1732 Leave me not behind thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1733 But
FTLNLINEFTLN 1734 Wind away,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1735 Begone, I say,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1736105 I will not to wedding with thee.
SD
OLIVER MARTEXT FTLNLINEFTLN 1737’Tis no matter. Ne’er a fantastical
FTLNLINEFTLN 1738 knave of them all shall flout me out of my calling.
SD
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1739Never talk to me. I will weep.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1740Do, I prithee, but yet have the grace to consider
FTLNLINEFTLN 1741 that tears do not become a man.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1742But have I not cause to weep?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 17435As good cause as one would desire. Therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 1744 weep.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1745His very hair is of the dissembling color.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1746Something browner than Judas’s. Marry, his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1747 kisses are Judas’s own children.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 174810I’ faith, his hair is of a good color.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1749An excellent color. Your chestnut was ever the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1750 only color.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1751And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1752 touch of holy bread.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 175315He hath bought a pair of cast lips of Diana. A
FTLNLINEFTLN 1754 nun of winter’s sisterhood kisses not more religiously.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1755 The very ice of chastity is in them.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1756But why did he swear he would come this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1757 morning, and comes not?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 175820Nay, certainly, there is no truth in him.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1759Do you think so?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1760Yes, I think he is not a pickpurse nor a horse-stealer,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1761 but for his verity in love, I do think him as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1762 concave as a covered goblet or a worm-eaten nut.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 176325Not true in love?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1764Yes, when he is in, but I think he is not in.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 1765You have heard him swear downright he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1766 was.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1767“Was” is not “is.” Besides, the oath of
FTLNLINEFTLN 176830 no stronger than the word of a tapster. They are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1769 both the confirmer of false reckonings. He attends
FTLNLINEFTLN 1770 here in the forest on the Duke your father.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1772 question with him. He asked me of what parentage
FTLNLINEFTLN 177335 I was. I told him, of as good as he. So he laughed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1774 and let me go. But what talk we of fathers when
FTLNLINEFTLN 1775 there is such a man as Orlando?
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1776O, that’s a brave man. He writes brave verses,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1777 speaks brave words, swears brave oaths, and breaks
FTLNLINEFTLN 177840 them bravely, quite traverse, athwart the heart of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1779 his lover, as a puny tilter that spurs his horse but on
FTLNLINEFTLN 1780 one side breaks his staff like a noble goose; but all’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1781 brave that youth mounts and folly guides.
SDEnter Corin.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1782 Who comes here?
CORIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 178345 Mistress and master, you have oft inquired
FTLNLINEFTLN 1784 After the shepherd that complained of love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1785 Who you saw sitting by me on the turf,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1786 Praising the proud disdainful shepherdess
FTLNLINEFTLN 1787 That was his mistress.
CELIASD,
CORIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 1789 If you will see a pageant truly played
FTLNLINEFTLN 1790 Between the pale complexion of true love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1791 And the red glow of scorn and proud disdain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1792 Go hence a little, and I shall conduct you
FTLNLINEFTLN 179355 If you will mark it.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1795 The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1796 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1797 you shall say
FTLNLINEFTLN 179860 I’ll prove a busy actor in their play.
SDThey exit.
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1799 Sweet Phoebe, do not scorn me. Do not, Phoebe.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1800 Say that you love me not, but say not so
FTLNLINEFTLN 1801 In bitterness. The common executioner,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1802 Whose heart th’ accustomed sight of death makes
FTLNLINEFTLN 18035 hard,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1804 Falls not the axe upon the humbled neck
FTLNLINEFTLN 1805 But first begs pardon. Will you sterner be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1806 Than he that dies and lives by bloody drops?
SDEnter,
Aliena,
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1807 I would not be thy executioner.
FTLNLINEFTLN 180810 I fly thee, for I would not injure thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1809 Thou tell’st me there is murder in mine eye.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1810 ’Tis pretty, sure, and very probable
FTLNLINEFTLN 1811 That eyes, that are the frail’st and softest things,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1812 Who shut their coward gates on atomies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 181315 Should be called tyrants, butchers, murderers.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1814 Now I do frown on thee with all my heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1815 And if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1816 Now counterfeit to swoon; why, now fall down;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1817 Or if thou canst not, O, for shame, for shame,
FTLNLINEFTLN 181820 Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1819 Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1820 Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remains
FTLNLINEFTLN 1821 Some scar of it. Lean upon a rush,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1822 The cicatrice and capable impressure
FTLNLINEFTLN 182325 Thy palm some moment keeps. But now mine eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1824 Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1825 Nor I am sure there is no force in eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1826 That can do hurt.
FTLNLINEFTLN 182830 If ever—as that ever may be near—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1829 You meet in some fresh cheek the power of fancy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1830 Then shall you know the wounds invisible
FTLNLINEFTLN 1831 That love’s keen arrows make.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 1832 But till that time
FTLNLINEFTLN 183335 Come not thou near me. And when that time
FTLNLINEFTLN 1834 comes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1835 Afflict me with thy mocks, pity me not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1836 As till that time I shall not pity thee.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1837 And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 183840 That you insult, exult, and all at once,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1839 Over the wretched? What though you have no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1840 beauty—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1841 As, by my faith, I see no more in you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1842 Than without candle may go dark to bed—
FTLNLINEFTLN 184345 Must you be therefore proud and pitiless?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1844 Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1845 I see no more in you than in the ordinary
FTLNLINEFTLN 1846 Of nature’s sale-work.—’Od’s my little life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1847 I think she means to tangle my eyes, too.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 184850 No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1849 ’Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1850 Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream
FTLNLINEFTLN 1851 That can entame my spirits to your worship.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1852 You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 185355 Like foggy south puffing with wind and rain?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1854 You are a thousand times a properer man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1855 Than she a woman. ’Tis such fools as you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1856 That makes the world full of ill-favored children.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1857 ’Tis not her glass but you that flatters her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 185860 And out of you she sees herself more proper
FTLNLINEFTLN 1859 Than any of her lineaments can show her.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1860 But, mistress, know yourself. Down on your knees
FTLNLINEFTLN 1861 And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man’s love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 186365 Sell when you can; you are not for all markets.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1864 Cry the man mercy, love him, take his offer.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1865 Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1866 So take her to thee, shepherd. Fare you well.
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1867 Sweet youth, I pray you chide a year together.
FTLNLINEFTLN 186870 I had rather hear you chide than this man woo.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1870 foulness.SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 1871 my anger. If it be so, as fast as she answers thee with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1872 frowning looks, I’ll sauce her with bitter words.SD (
Phoebe.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 1874For no ill will I bear you.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1875 I pray you, do not fall in love with me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1876 For I am falser than vows made in wine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1877 Besides, I like you not. If you will know my house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 187880 ’Tis at the tuft of olives, here hard by.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1879 Will you go, sister?—Shepherd, ply her hard.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1880 Come, sister.—Shepherdess, look on him better,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1881 And be not proud. Though all the world could see,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1882 None could be so abused in sight as he.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 188385 Come, to our flock.
SDShe exits,
PHOEBESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1884 Dead shepherd, now I find thy saw of might:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1885 “Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?”
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1886 Sweet Phoebe—
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 1887 Ha, what sayst thou, Silvius?
SILVIUS FTLNLINEFTLN 188890Sweet Phoebe, pity me.
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1889 Why, I am sorry for thee, gentle Silvius.
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1890 Wherever sorrow is, relief would be.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1892 By giving love your sorrow and my grief
FTLNLINEFTLN 189395 Were both extermined.
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1894 Thou hast my love. Is not that neighborly?
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1895 I would have you.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 1896 Why, that were covetousness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1897 Silvius, the time was that I hated thee;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1898100 And yet it is not that I bear thee love;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1899 But since that thou canst talk of love so well,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1900 Thy company, which erst was irksome to me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1901 I will endure, and I’ll employ thee too.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1902 But do not look for further recompense
FTLNLINEFTLN 1903105 Than thine own gladness that thou art employed.
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1904 So holy and so perfect is my love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1905 And I in such a poverty of grace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1906 That I shall think it a most plenteous crop
FTLNLINEFTLN 1907 To glean the broken ears after the man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1908110 That the main harvest reaps. Loose now and then
FTLNLINEFTLN 1909 A scattered smile, and that I’ll live upon.
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1910 Know’st thou the youth that spoke to me erewhile?
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1911 Not very well, but I have met him oft,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1912 And he hath bought the cottage and the bounds
FTLNLINEFTLN 1913115 That the old carlot once was master of.
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1914 Think not I love him, though I ask for him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1915 ’Tis but a peevish boy—yet he talks well—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1916 But what care I for words? Yet words do well
FTLNLINEFTLN 1917 When he that speaks them pleases those that hear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1918120 It is a pretty youth—not very pretty—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1919 But sure he’s proud—and yet his pride becomes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1920 him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1922 Is his complexion; and faster than his tongue
FTLNLINEFTLN 1923125 Did make offense, his eye did heal it up.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1924 He is not very tall—yet for his years he’s tall.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1925 His leg is but so-so—and yet ’tis well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1926 There was a pretty redness in his lip,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1927 A little riper and more lusty red
FTLNLINEFTLN 1928130 Than that mixed in his cheek: ’twas just the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1929 difference
FTLNLINEFTLN 1930 Betwixt the constant red and mingled damask.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1931 There be some women, Silvius, had they marked
FTLNLINEFTLN 1932 him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1933135 In parcels as I did, would have gone near
FTLNLINEFTLN 1934 To fall in love with him; but for my part
FTLNLINEFTLN 1935 I love him not nor hate him not; and yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1936
FTLNLINEFTLN 1937 For what had he to do to chide at me?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1938140 He said mine eyes were black and my hair black,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1939 And now I am remembered, scorned at me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1940 I marvel why I answered not again.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1941 But that’s all one: omittance is no quittance.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1942 I’ll write to him a very taunting letter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1943145 And thou shalt bear it. Wilt thou, Silvius?
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1944 Phoebe, with all my heart.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 1945 I’ll write it straight.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1946 The matter’s in my head and in my heart.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1947 I will be bitter with him and passing short.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1948150 Go with me, Silvius.
SDThey exit.
and Jaques.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1949I prithee, pretty youth, let me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1950 acquainted with thee.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1952 fellow.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 19535I am so. I do love it better than laughing.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1955 of either are abominable fellows and betray
FTLNLINEFTLN 1956 themselves to every modern censure worse than
FTLNLINEFTLN 1957 drunkards.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 195810Why, ’tis good to be sad and say nothing.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1960 post.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1961I have neither the scholar’s melancholy, which
FTLNLINEFTLN 1962 is emulation; nor the musician’s, which is fantastical;
FTLNLINEFTLN 196315 nor the courtier’s, which is proud; nor the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1964 soldier’s, which is ambitious; nor the lawyer’s,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1965 which is politic; nor the lady’s, which is nice; nor
FTLNLINEFTLN 1966 the lover’s, which is all these; but it is a melancholy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1967 of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted
FTLNLINEFTLN 196820 from many objects, and indeed the sundry
FTLNLINEFTLN 1969 contemplation of my travels, in which
FTLNLINEFTLN 1970 rumination wraps me in a most humorous sadness.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 197325 your own lands to see other men’s. Then to have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1974 seen much and to have nothing is to have rich eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1975 and poor hands.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1976Yes, I have gained my experience.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 197830 you sad. I had rather have a fool to make me merry
FTLNLINEFTLN 1979 than experience to make me sad—and to travel for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1980 it too.
SDEnter Orlando.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1981 Good day and happiness, dear Rosalind.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 1982Nay then, God be wi’ you, an you talk in blank
FTLNLINEFTLN 198335 verse.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1985 Look you lisp and wear strange suits, disable all
FTLNLINEFTLN 1986 the benefits of your own country, be out of love with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1987 your nativity, and almost chide God for making you
FTLNLINEFTLN 198840 that countenance you are, or I will scarce think you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1989 have swam in a gondola.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1990 Why, how now, Orlando, where have you been all
FTLNLINEFTLN 1991 this while? You a lover? An you serve me such
FTLNLINEFTLN 1992 another trick, never come in my sight more.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 199345My fair Rosalind, I come within an hour of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1994 my promise.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1996 love? He that will divide a minute into a thousand
FTLNLINEFTLN 1997 parts and break but a part of the thousand part of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 199850 minute in the affairs of love, it may be said of him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1999 that Cupid hath clapped him o’ th’ shoulder, but I’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 2000 warrant him heart-whole.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2001Pardon me, dear Rosalind.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2004 a snail.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2005Of a snail?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2007 comes slowly, he carries his house on his head—a
FTLNLINEFTLN 200860 better jointure, I think, than you make a woman.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2009 Besides, he brings his destiny with him.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2010What’s that?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2012 you are fain to be beholding to your wives for. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 201365 he comes armed in his fortune and prevents the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2014 slander of his wife.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2015Virtue is no hornmaker, and my Rosalind is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2016 virtuous.
ROSALINDSD,
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2019 hath a Rosalind of a better leer than you.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2021 woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like
FTLNLINEFTLN 2022 enough to consent. What would you say to me now
FTLNLINEFTLN 202375 an I were your very, very Rosalind?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2024I would kiss before I spoke.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2026 first, and when you were gravelled for lack of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2027 matter, you might take occasion to kiss. Very good
FTLNLINEFTLN 202880 orators, when they are out, they will spit; and for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2029 lovers lacking—God warn us—matter, the cleanliest
FTLNLINEFTLN 2030 shift is to kiss.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2031How if the kiss be denied?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 203385 and there begins new matter.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2034Who could be out, being before his beloved
FTLNLINEFTLN 2035 mistress?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2037 were your mistress, or I should think my honesty
FTLNLINEFTLN 203890 ranker than my wit.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2041 yet out of your suit. Am not I your Rosalind?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2042I take some joy to say you are because I
FTLNLINEFTLN 204395 would be talking of her.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2045 will not have you.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2046Then, in mine own person I die.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2048100 The poor world is almost six thousand years old,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2049 and in all this time there was not any man died in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2050 his own person, videlicet, in a love cause. Troilus
FTLNLINEFTLN 2051 had his brains dashed out with a Grecian club, yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 2052 he did what he could to die before, and he is one of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2053105 the patterns of love. Leander, he would have lived
FTLNLINEFTLN 2054 many a fair year though Hero had turned nun, if it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2055 had not been for a hot midsummer night, for, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 2056 youth, he went but forth to wash him in the Hellespont
FTLNLINEFTLN 2057 and, being taken with the cramp, was
FTLNLINEFTLN 2058110 drowned; and the foolish chroniclers of that age
FTLNLINEFTLN 2059 found it was Hero of Sestos. But these are all lies.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2060 Men have died from time to time and worms have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2061 eaten them, but not for love.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2062I would not have my right Rosalind of this
FTLNLINEFTLN 2063115 mind, for I protest her frown might kill me.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2065 fly. But come; now I will be your Rosalind in a more
FTLNLINEFTLN 2066 coming-on disposition, and ask me what you will, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2067 will grant it.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2068120Then love me, Rosalind.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2070 Saturdays and all.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2071And wilt thou have me?
ROSALINDSD,
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2073125What sayest thou?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2075I hope so.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2077 too much of a good thing?—Come, sister, you shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 2078130 be the priest and marry us.—Give me your hand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2079 Orlando.—What do you say, sister?
ORLANDOSD,
CELIASD,
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2083135 Orlando—”
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2085 wife this Rosalind?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2086I will.
ROSALINDSD,
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2088140Why now, as fast as she can marry us.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2090 thee, Rosalind, for wife.”
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2091I take thee, Rosalind, for wife.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2093145 commission, but I do take thee, Orlando, for my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2094 husband. There’s a girl goes before the priest, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2095 certainly a woman’s thought runs before her
FTLNLINEFTLN 2096 actions.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2097So do all thoughts. They are winged.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2099 would have her after you have possessed her?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2100Forever and a day.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2102 “ever.” No, no, Orlando, men are April when they
FTLNLINEFTLN 2103155 woo, December when they wed. Maids are May
FTLNLINEFTLN 2104 when they are maids, but the sky changes when
FTLNLINEFTLN 2105 they are wives. I will be more jealous of thee than a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2106 Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen, more clamorous
FTLNLINEFTLN 2107 than a parrot against rain, more newfangled than
FTLNLINEFTLN 2108160 an ape, more giddy in my desires than a monkey. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2109 will weep for nothing, like Diana in the fountain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2111 merry. I will laugh like a hyena, and that when thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 2112 art inclined to sleep.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2113165But will my Rosalind do so?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2115 do.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2116O, but she is wise.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2118170 the wit to do this. The wiser, the waywarder. Make
FTLNLINEFTLN 2119 the doors upon a woman’s wit, and it will out at the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2120 casement. Shut that, and ’twill out at the keyhole.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2121 Stop that, ’twill fly with the smoke out at the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2122 chimney.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2123175A man that had a wife with such a wit, he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2124 might say “Wit, whither wilt?”
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2126 check for it till you met your wife’s wit going to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2127 your neighbor’s bed.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2128180And what wit could wit have to excuse that?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2130 seek you there. You shall never take her without her
FTLNLINEFTLN 2131 answer unless you take her without her tongue. O,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2132 that woman that cannot make her fault her husband’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 2133185 occasion, let her never nurse her child
FTLNLINEFTLN 2134 herself, for she will breed it like a fool.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2135For these two hours, Rosalind, I will leave
FTLNLINEFTLN 2136 thee.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2138190 thee two hours.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2139I must attend the Duke at dinner. By two
FTLNLINEFTLN 2140 o’clock I will be with thee again.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2142 ways. I knew what you would prove. My friends told
FTLNLINEFTLN 2143195 me as much, and I thought no less. That flattering
FTLNLINEFTLN 2144 tongue of yours won me. ’Tis but one cast away, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2145 so, come, death. Two o’clock is your hour?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2148200 earnest, and so God mend me, and by all pretty
FTLNLINEFTLN 2149 oaths that are not dangerous, if you break one jot of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2150 your promise or come one minute behind your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2151 hour, I will think you the most pathetical break-promise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2152 and the most hollow lover, and the most
FTLNLINEFTLN 2153205 unworthy of her you call Rosalind that may be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2154 chosen out of the gross band of the unfaithful.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2155 Therefore beware my censure, and keep your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2156 promise.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2157With no less religion than if thou wert indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2158210 my Rosalind. So, adieu.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2160 that examines all such offenders, and let time try.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2161 Adieu.
SD
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2162You have simply misused our sex in your love-prate.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2163215 We must have your doublet and hose plucked
FTLNLINEFTLN 2164 over your head and show the world what the bird
FTLNLINEFTLN 2165 hath done to her own nest.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 2166O coz, coz, coz, my pretty little coz, that thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 2167 didst know how many fathom deep I am in love. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 2168220 it cannot be sounded; my affection hath an
FTLNLINEFTLN 2169 unknown bottom, like the Bay of Portugal.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2170Or rather bottomless, that as fast as you pour
FTLNLINEFTLN 2171 affection in,
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 2172No, that same wicked bastard of Venus, that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2173225 was begot of thought, conceived of spleen, and born
FTLNLINEFTLN 2174 of madness, that blind rascally boy that abuses
FTLNLINEFTLN 2175 everyone’s eyes because his own are out, let him be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2176 judge how deep I am in love. I’ll tell thee, Aliena, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2177 cannot be out of the sight of Orlando. I’ll go find a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2178230 shadow and sigh till he come.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2179And I’ll sleep.
SDThey exit.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2180Which is he that killed the deer?
JAQUESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2183 Duke like a Roman conqueror. And it would do well
FTLNLINEFTLN 21845 to set the deer’s horns upon his head for a branch of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2185 victory.—Have you no song, forester, for this
FTLNLINEFTLN 2186 purpose?
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2188Sing it. ’Tis no matter how it be in tune, so it
FTLNLINEFTLN 218910 make noise enough.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2190 What shall he have that killed the deer?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2191 His leather skin and horns to wear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2192 Then sing him home.
SD(The rest shall bear this burden:)
FTLNLINEFTLN 2193 Take thou no scorn to wear the horn.
FTLNLINEFTLN 219415 It was a crest ere thou wast born.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2195 Thy father’s father wore it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2196 And thy father bore it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2197 The horn, the horn, the lusty horn
FTLNLINEFTLN 2198 Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.
SDThey exit.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 2199How say you now? Is it not past two o’clock?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2200 And here much Orlando.
CELIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2201I warrant you, with pure love and troubled brain
FTLNLINEFTLN 2202 he hath ta’en his bow and arrows and is gone forth
FTLNLINEFTLN 22035 to sleep.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2204 Look who comes here.
SILVIUSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2205 My errand is to you, fair youth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2206 My gentle Phoebe did bid me give you this.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2207 I know not the contents, but as I guess
FTLNLINEFTLN 220810 By the stern brow and waspish action
FTLNLINEFTLN 2209 Which she did use as she was writing of it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2210 It bears an angry tenor. Pardon me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2211 I am but as a guiltless messenger.
SD
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2212 Patience herself would startle at this letter
FTLNLINEFTLN 221315 And play the swaggerer. Bear this, bear all.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2214 She says I am not fair, that I lack manners.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2215 She calls me proud, and that she could not love me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2216 Were man as rare as phoenix. ’Od’s my will,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2217 Her love is not the hare that I do hunt.
FTLNLINEFTLN 221820 Why writes she so to me? Well, shepherd, well,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2219 This is a letter of your own device.
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2220 No, I protest. I know not the contents.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2221 Phoebe did write it.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 222325 fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2224 And turned into the extremity of love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2225 I saw her hand. She has a leathern hand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2226 A freestone-colored hand. I verily did think
FTLNLINEFTLN 2227 That her old gloves were on, but ’twas her hands.
FTLNLINEFTLN 222830 She has a huswife’s hand—but that’s no matter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2229 I say she never did invent this letter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2230 This is a man’s invention, and his hand.
SILVIUS FTLNLINEFTLN 2231Sure it is hers.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2232 Why, ’tis a boisterous and a cruel style,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2234 Like Turk to Christian. Women’s gentle brain
FTLNLINEFTLN 2235 Could not drop forth such giant-rude invention,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2236 Such Ethiop words, blacker in their effect
FTLNLINEFTLN 2237 Than in their countenance. Will you hear the letter?
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 223840 So please you, for I never heard it yet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2239 Yet heard too much of Phoebe’s cruelty.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2240 She Phoebes me. Mark how the tyrant writes.
SD(Read.)
FTLNLINEFTLN 2241 Art thou god to shepherd turned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2242 That a maiden’s heart hath burned?
FTLNLINEFTLN 224345 Can a woman rail thus?
SILVIUS FTLNLINEFTLN 2244Call you this railing?
ROSALINDSD,
SD(Read.)
FTLNLINEFTLN 2245 Why, thy godhead laid apart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2246 Warr’st thou with a woman’s heart?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2247 Did you ever hear such railing?
FTLNLINEFTLN 224850 Whiles the eye of man did woo me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2249 That could do no vengeance to me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2250 Meaning me a beast.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2251 If the scorn of your bright eyne
FTLNLINEFTLN 2252 Have power to raise such love in mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 225355 Alack, in me what strange effect
FTLNLINEFTLN 2254 Would they work in mild aspect?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2255 Whiles you chid me, I did love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2256 How then might your prayers move?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2257 He that brings this love to thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 225860 Little knows this love in me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2259 And by him seal up thy mind
FTLNLINEFTLN 2260 Whether that thy youth and kind
FTLNLINEFTLN 2261 Will the faithful offer take
FTLNLINEFTLN 2262 Of me, and all that I can make,
FTLNLINEFTLN 226365 Or else by him my love deny,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2264 And then I’ll study how to die.
CELIASD,
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 226870 deserves no pity.—Wilt thou love such a woman?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2269 What, to make thee an instrument and play false
FTLNLINEFTLN 2270 strains upon thee? Not to be endured. Well, go your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2271 way to her, for I see love hath made thee a tame
FTLNLINEFTLN 2272 snake, and say this to her: that if she love me, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 227375 charge her to love thee; if she will not, I will never
FTLNLINEFTLN 2274 have her unless thou entreat for her. If you be a true
FTLNLINEFTLN 2275 lover, hence, and not a word, for here comes more
FTLNLINEFTLN 2276 company.SDSilvius exits.
SDEnter Oliver.
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2277 Good morrow, fair ones. Pray you, if you know,
FTLNLINEFTLN 227880 Where in the purlieus of this forest stands
FTLNLINEFTLN 2279 A sheepcote fenced about with olive trees?
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2280 West of this place, down in the neighbor bottom;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2281 The rank of osiers by the murmuring stream
FTLNLINEFTLN 2282 Left on your right hand brings you to the place.
FTLNLINEFTLN 228385 But at this hour the house doth keep itself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2284 There’s none within.
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2285 If that an eye may profit by a tongue,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2286 Then should I know you by description—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2287 Such garments, and such years. “The boy is fair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 228890 Of female favor, and bestows himself
FTLNLINEFTLN 2289 Like a ripe sister; the woman low
FTLNLINEFTLN 2290 And browner than her brother.” Are not you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2291 The owner of the house I did inquire for?
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2292 It is no boast, being asked, to say we are.
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 229395 Orlando doth commend him to you both,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2295 He sends this bloody napkin. Are you he?
SD
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2296 I am. What must we understand by this?
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2297 Some of my shame, if you will know of me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2298100 What man I am, and how, and why, and where
FTLNLINEFTLN 2299 This handkercher was stained.
CELIASD,
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2301 When last the young Orlando parted from you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2302 He left a promise to return again
FTLNLINEFTLN 2303105 Within an hour, and pacing through the forest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2304 Chewing the food of sweet and bitter fancy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2305 Lo, what befell. He threw his eye aside—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2306 And mark what object did present itself:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2307 Under an old oak, whose boughs were mossed with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2308110 age
FTLNLINEFTLN 2309 And high top bald with dry antiquity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2310 A wretched, ragged man, o’ergrown with hair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2311 Lay sleeping on his back. About his neck
FTLNLINEFTLN 2312 A green and gilded snake had wreathed itself,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2313115 Who with her head, nimble in threats, approached
FTLNLINEFTLN 2314 The opening of his mouth. But suddenly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2315 Seeing Orlando, it unlinked itself
FTLNLINEFTLN 2316 And, with indented glides, did slip away
FTLNLINEFTLN 2317 Into a bush, under which bush’s shade
FTLNLINEFTLN 2318120 A lioness, with udders all drawn dry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2319 Lay couching, head on ground, with catlike watch
FTLNLINEFTLN 2320 When that the sleeping man should stir—for ’tis
FTLNLINEFTLN 2321 The royal disposition of that beast
FTLNLINEFTLN 2322 To prey on nothing that doth seem as dead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2323125 This seen, Orlando did approach the man
FTLNLINEFTLN 2324 And found it was his brother, his elder brother.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2325 O, I have heard him speak of that same brother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2326 And he did render him the most unnatural
FTLNLINEFTLN 2327 That lived amongst men.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 2328130 And well he might so do,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2329 For well I know he was unnatural.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2330 But to Orlando: did he leave him there,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2331 Food to the sucked and hungry lioness?
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2332 Twice did he turn his back and purposed so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2333135 But kindness, nobler ever than revenge,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2334 And nature, stronger than his just occasion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2335 Made him give battle to the lioness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2336 Who quickly fell before him; in which hurtling,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2337 From miserable slumber I awaked.
CELIASD,
ROSALINDSD,
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2340 Was ’t you that did so oft contrive to kill him?
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2341 ’Twas I, but ’tis not I. I do not shame
FTLNLINEFTLN 2342 To tell you what I was, since my conversion
FTLNLINEFTLN 2343145 So sweetly tastes, being the thing I am.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2344 But for the bloody napkin?
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 2345 By and by.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2346 When from the first to last betwixt us two
FTLNLINEFTLN 2347 Tears our recountments had most kindly bathed—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2348150 As how I came into that desert place—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2349
FTLNLINEFTLN 2350 Who gave me fresh array and entertainment,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2351 Committing me unto my brother’s love;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2352 Who led me instantly unto his cave,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2353155 There stripped himself, and here upon his arm
FTLNLINEFTLN 2354 The lioness had torn some flesh away,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2356 And cried in fainting upon Rosalind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2357 Brief, I recovered him, bound up his wound,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2358160 And after some small space, being strong at heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2359 He sent me hither, stranger as I am,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2360 To tell this story, that you might excuse
FTLNLINEFTLN 2361 His broken promise, and to give this napkin
FTLNLINEFTLN 2362 Dyed in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2363165 That he in sport doth call his Rosalind.
SD
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2364 Why, how now, Ganymede, sweet Ganymede?
OLIVER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2365 Many will swoon when they do look on blood.
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2366 There is more in it.—Cousin Ganymede.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 2367Look, he recovers.
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 2368170I would I were at home.
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2370 will you take him by the arm?
OLIVERSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2372 youth. You a man? You lack a man’s heart.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2374 sirrah, a body would think this was well-counterfeited.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2375 I pray you tell your brother how well I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2376 counterfeited. Heigh-ho.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 2377This was not counterfeit. There is too great
FTLNLINEFTLN 2378180 testimony in your complexion that it was a passion
FTLNLINEFTLN 2379 of earnest.
ROSALINDSD,
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 2381Well then, take a good heart, and counterfeit to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2382 be a man.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2384 have been a woman by right.
CELIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2386 you draw homewards.—Good sir, go with us.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2387 That will I, for I must bear answer back
FTLNLINEFTLN 2388190 How you excuse my brother, Rosalind.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2390 But I pray you commend my counterfeiting to him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2391 Will you go?
SDThey exit.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2392We shall find a time, Audrey. Patience,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2393 gentle Audrey.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 2394Faith, the priest was good enough, for all the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2395 old gentleman’s saying.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 23965A most wicked Sir Oliver, Audrey, a most
FTLNLINEFTLN 2397 vile Martext. But Audrey, there is a youth here in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2398 the forest lays claim to you.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 2399Ay, I know who ’tis. He hath no interest in me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2400 in the world.
SDEnter William.
FTLNLINEFTLN 240110 Here comes the man you mean.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2402It is meat and drink to me to see a clown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2403 By my troth, we that have good wits have much to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2404 answer for. We shall be flouting. We cannot hold.
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 2405Good ev’n, Audrey.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 240615God gi’ good ev’n, William.
WILLIAMSD,
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2408Good ev’n, gentle friend. Cover thy head,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2409 cover thy head. Nay, prithee, be covered. How old
FTLNLINEFTLN 2410 are you, friend?
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 241120Five-and-twenty, sir.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2412A ripe age. Is thy name William?
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 2413William, sir.
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 2415Ay, sir, I thank God.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 241625“Thank God.” A good answer. Art rich?
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 2417’Faith sir, so-so.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2418“So-so” is good, very good, very excellent
FTLNLINEFTLN 2419 good. And yet it is not: it is but so-so. Art thou wise?
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 2420Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 242130Why, thou sayst well. I do now remember
FTLNLINEFTLN 2422 a saying: “The fool doth think he is wise, but the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2423 wise man knows himself to be a fool.” The heathen
FTLNLINEFTLN 2424 philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a grape,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2425 would open his lips when he put it into his mouth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 242635 meaning thereby that grapes were made to eat and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2427 lips to open. You do love this maid?
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 2428I do,
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2429Give me your hand. Art thou learned?
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 2430No, sir.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 243140Then learn this of me: to have is to have.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2432 For it is a figure in rhetoric that drink, being poured
FTLNLINEFTLN 2433 out of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth
FTLNLINEFTLN 2434 empty the other. For all your writers do consent
FTLNLINEFTLN 2435 that ipse is “he.” Now, you are not ipse, for I am he.
WILLIAM FTLNLINEFTLN 243645Which he, sir?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2437He, sir, that must marry this woman.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2438 Therefore, you clown, abandon—which is in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2439 vulgar “leave”—the society—which in the boorish
FTLNLINEFTLN 2440 is “company”—of this female—which in the common
FTLNLINEFTLN 244150 is “woman”; which together is, abandon the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2442 society of this female, or, clown, thou perishest; or,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2443 to thy better understanding, diest; or, to wit, I kill
FTLNLINEFTLN 2444 thee, make thee away, translate thy life into death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2445 thy liberty into bondage. I will deal in poison with
FTLNLINEFTLN 244655 thee, or in bastinado, or in steel. I will bandy with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2447 thee in faction. I will o’errun thee with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2448 will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. Therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 2449 tremble and depart.
WILLIAMSD,
SDHe exits.
SDEnter Corin.
CORIN FTLNLINEFTLN 2452Our master and mistress seeks you. Come away,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2453 away.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2454Trip, Audrey, trip, Audrey.—I attend, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2455 attend.
SDThey exit.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2456Is ’t possible that on so little acquaintance
FTLNLINEFTLN 2457 you should like her? That, but seeing, you should
FTLNLINEFTLN 2458 love her? And loving, woo? And wooing, she should
FTLNLINEFTLN 2459 grant? And will you persever to enjoy her?
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 24605Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2461 poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden
FTLNLINEFTLN 2462 wooing, nor
FTLNLINEFTLN 2463 me “I love Aliena”; say with her that she loves me;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2464 consent with both that we may enjoy each other. It
FTLNLINEFTLN 246510 shall be to your good, for my father’s house and all
FTLNLINEFTLN 2466 the revenue that was old Sir Rowland’s will I estate
FTLNLINEFTLN 2467 upon you, and here live and die a shepherd.
SDEnter Rosalind,
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2468You have my consent. Let your wedding be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2469 tomorrow. Thither will I invite the Duke and all ’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 247015 contented followers. Go you and prepare Aliena,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2471 for, look you, here comes my Rosalind.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2473 brother.
OLIVER FTLNLINEFTLN 2474And you, fair sister.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2476 grieves me to see thee wear thy heart in a scarf.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2477It is my arm.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2479 wounded with the claws of a lion.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 248025Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2482 how I counterfeited to swoon when he showed me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2483 your handkercher?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2484Ay, and greater wonders than that.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2486 Nay, ’tis true. There was never anything so sudden
FTLNLINEFTLN 2487 but the fight of two rams, and Caesar’s thrasonical
FTLNLINEFTLN 2488 brag of “I came, saw, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2489 brother and my sister no sooner met but they
FTLNLINEFTLN 249035 looked, no sooner looked but they loved, no sooner
FTLNLINEFTLN 2491 loved but they sighed, no sooner sighed but they
FTLNLINEFTLN 2492 asked one another the reason, no sooner knew the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2493 reason but they sought the remedy; and in these
FTLNLINEFTLN 2494 degrees have they made a pair of stairs to marriage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 249540 which they will climb incontinent, or else be incontinent
FTLNLINEFTLN 2496 before marriage. They are in the very wrath
FTLNLINEFTLN 2497 of love, and they will together. Clubs cannot part
FTLNLINEFTLN 2498 them.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2499They shall be married tomorrow, and I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 250045 bid the Duke to the nuptial. But O, how bitter a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2501 thing it is to look into happiness through another
FTLNLINEFTLN 2502 man’s eyes. By so much the more shall I tomorrow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2503 be at the height of heart-heaviness by how much I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2504 shall think my brother happy in having what he
FTLNLINEFTLN 250550 wishes for.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2507 serve your turn for Rosalind?
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2508I can live no longer by thinking.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 251055 longer with idle talking. Know of me then—for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2512 a gentleman of good conceit. I speak not this that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2513 you should bear a good opinion of my knowledge,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2514 insomuch I say I know you
FTLNLINEFTLN 251560 for a greater esteem than may in some little measure
FTLNLINEFTLN 2516 draw a belief from you to do yourself good, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2517 not to grace me. Believe then, if you please, that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2518 can do strange things. I have, since I was three year
FTLNLINEFTLN 2519 old, conversed with a magician, most profound in
FTLNLINEFTLN 252065 his art and yet not damnable. If you do love Rosalind
FTLNLINEFTLN 2521 so near the heart as your gesture cries it out,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2522 when your brother marries Aliena shall you marry
FTLNLINEFTLN 2523 her. I know into what straits of fortune she is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2524 driven, and it is not impossible to me, if it appear
FTLNLINEFTLN 252570 not inconvenient to you, to set her before your eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2526 tomorrow, human as she is, and without any
FTLNLINEFTLN 2527 danger.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2528Speak’st thou in sober meanings?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 253075 tender dearly, though I say I am a magician. Therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 2531 put you in your best array, bid your friends; for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2532 if you will be married tomorrow, you shall, and to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2533 Rosalind, if you will.
SDEnter Silvius and Phoebe.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2534 Look, here comes a lover of mine and a lover of
FTLNLINEFTLN 253580 hers.
PHOEBESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2536 Youth, you have done me much ungentleness
FTLNLINEFTLN 2537 To show the letter that I writ to you.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2538 I care not if I have. It is my study
FTLNLINEFTLN 2539 To seem despiteful and ungentle to you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 254085 You are there followed by a faithful shepherd.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2541 Look upon him, love him; he worships you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2542 Good shepherd, tell this youth what ’tis to love.
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2543 It is to be all made of sighs and tears,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2544 And so am I for Phoebe.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 254590And I for Ganymede.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2546And I for Rosalind.
ROSALINDSD,
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2548 It is to be all made of faith and service,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2549 And so am I for Phoebe.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 255095And I for Ganymede.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2551And I for Rosalind.
ROSALINDSD,
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2553 It is to be all made of fantasy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2554 All made of passion and all made of wishes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2555100 All adoration, duty, and observance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2556 All humbleness, all patience and impatience,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2557 All purity, all trial, all observance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2558 And so am I for Phoebe.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 2559And so am I for Ganymede.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2560105And so am I for Rosalind.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2562 woman.
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2563 If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2564 If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2565110 If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2567 “Why blame you me to love you?”
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2568To her that is not here, nor doth not hear.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2571 moon.SD (
Phoebe.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2573 meet me all together.SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 2574 you if ever I marry woman, and I’ll be married
FTLNLINEFTLN 2575120 tomorrow.SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 2576
FTLNLINEFTLN 2577 SD(
FTLNLINEFTLN 2578 contents you, and you shall be married tomorrow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2579 SD(
Silvius.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2581 no woman, I’ll meet. So fare you well. I have left
FTLNLINEFTLN 2582 you commands.
SILVIUS FTLNLINEFTLN 2583I’ll not fail, if I live.
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 2584Nor I.
ORLANDO FTLNLINEFTLN 2585130Nor I.
SDThey exit.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2586Tomorrow is the joyful day, Audrey. Tomorrow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2587 will we be married.
AUDREY FTLNLINEFTLN 2588I do desire it with all my heart, and I hope it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2589 no dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 25905 world.
SDEnter two Pages.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2591 Here come two of the banished duke’s pages.
FIRST PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 2592Well met, honest gentleman.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2593By my troth, well met. Come, sit, sit, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2594 a song.
SECOND PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 259510We are for you. Sit i’ th’ middle.
SD
FIRST PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 2596Shall we clap into ’t roundly, without
FTLNLINEFTLN 2598 are the only prologues to a bad voice?
SECOND PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 2599I’ faith, i’ faith, and both in a tune like
FTLNLINEFTLN 260015 two gypsies on a horse.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2601 It was a lover and his lass,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2602 With a hey, and a ho, and a hey-nonny-no,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2603 That o’er the green cornfield did pass
FTLNLINEFTLN 2604 In springtime, the only pretty
FTLNLINEFTLN 260520 When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2606 Sweet lovers love the spring.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2607 Between the acres of the rye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2608 With a hey, and a ho, and a hey-nonny-no,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2609 These pretty country folks would lie
FTLNLINEFTLN 261025 In springtime, the only pretty
FTLNLINEFTLN 2611 When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2612 Sweet lovers love the spring.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2613 This carol they began that hour,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2614 With a hey, and a ho, and a hey-nonny-no,
FTLNLINEFTLN 261530 How that a life was but a flower
FTLNLINEFTLN 2616 In springtime, the only pretty
FTLNLINEFTLN 2617 When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2618 Sweet lovers love the spring.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2619 And therefore take the present time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 262035 With a hey, and a ho, and a hey-nonny-no,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2621 For love is crownèd with the prime,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2622 In springtime, the only pretty
FTLNLINEFTLN 2623 When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2624 Sweet lovers love the spring.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2626 was no great matter in the ditty, yet the note was
FTLNLINEFTLN 2627 very untunable.
FIRST PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 2628You are deceived, sir. We kept time. We lost
FTLNLINEFTLN 2629 not our time.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 263045By my troth, yes. I count it but time lost
FTLNLINEFTLN 2631 to hear such a foolish song. God be wi’ you, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2632 God mend your voices.—Come, Audrey.
SDThey
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 2633 Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2634 Can do all this that he hath promisèd?
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2635 I sometimes do believe and sometimes do not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2636 As those that fear they hope, and know they fear.
SDEnter Rosalind
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 26375 Patience once more whiles our compact is urged.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2638 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2639 You will bestow her on Orlando here?
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 2640 That would I, had I kingdoms to give with her.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2641 And you say you will have her when I bring her?
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 264210 That would I, were I of all kingdoms king.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2643 You say you’ll marry me if I be willing?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2644 That will I, should I die the hour after.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2645 But if you do refuse to marry me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2646 You’ll give yourself to this most faithful shepherd?
PHOEBE FTLNLINEFTLN 264715So is the bargain.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2648 You say that you’ll have Phoebe if she will?
SILVIUS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2649 Though to have her and death were both one thing.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2650 I have promised to make all this matter even.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2651 Keep you your word, O duke, to give your
FTLNLINEFTLN 265220 daughter,—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2653 You yours, Orlando, to receive his daughter.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2654 Keep you your word, Phoebe, that you’ll marry me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2655 Or else, refusing me, to wed this shepherd.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2656 Keep your word, Silvius, that you’ll marry her
FTLNLINEFTLN 265725 If she refuse me. And from hence I go
FTLNLINEFTLN 2658 To make these doubts all even.
SDRosalind and Celia exit.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 2659 I do remember in this shepherd boy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2660 Some lively touches of my daughter’s favor.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2661 My lord, the first time that I ever saw him
FTLNLINEFTLN 266230 Methought he was a brother to your daughter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2663 But, my good lord, this boy is forest-born
FTLNLINEFTLN 2664 And hath been tutored in the rudiments
FTLNLINEFTLN 2665 Of many desperate studies by his uncle,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2666 Whom he reports to be a great magician
FTLNLINEFTLN 266735 Obscurèd in the circle of this forest.
SDEnter
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2668There is sure another flood toward, and these
FTLNLINEFTLN 2669 couples are coming to the ark. Here comes a pair of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2671 fools.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 267240Salutation and greeting to you all.
JAQUESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2674 This is the motley-minded gentleman that I have so
FTLNLINEFTLN 2675 often met in the forest. He hath been a courtier, he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2676 swears.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 267745If any man doubt that, let him put me to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2678 my purgation. I have trod a measure. I have flattered
FTLNLINEFTLN 2679 a lady. I have been politic with my friend,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2680 smooth with mine enemy. I have undone three
FTLNLINEFTLN 2681 tailors. I have had four quarrels, and like to have
FTLNLINEFTLN 268250 fought one.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2683And how was that ta’en up?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2684Faith, we met and found the quarrel was
FTLNLINEFTLN 2685 upon the seventh cause.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2686How “seventh cause”?—Good my lord, like
FTLNLINEFTLN 268755 this fellow.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 2688I like him very well.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2689God ’ild you, sir. I desire you of the like. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2690 press in here, sir, amongst the rest of the country
FTLNLINEFTLN 2691 copulatives, to swear and to forswear, according as
FTLNLINEFTLN 269260 marriage binds and blood breaks. A poor virgin, sir,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2693 an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine own. A poor
FTLNLINEFTLN 2694 humor of mine, sir, to take that that no man else
FTLNLINEFTLN 2695 will. Rich honesty dwells like a miser, sir, in a poor
FTLNLINEFTLN 2696 house, as your pearl in your foul oyster.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 269765By my faith, he is very swift and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2698 sententious.
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2699According to the fool’s bolt, sir, and such
FTLNLINEFTLN 2700 dulcet diseases.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2701But for the seventh cause. How did you find the
FTLNLINEFTLN 270270 quarrel on the seventh cause?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2703Upon a lie seven times removed.—Bear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2704 your body more seeming, Audrey.—As thus, sir: I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2705 did dislike the cut of a certain courtier’s beard. He
FTLNLINEFTLN 270775 was in the mind it was. This is called “the retort
FTLNLINEFTLN 2708 courteous.” If I sent him word again it was not well
FTLNLINEFTLN 2709 cut, he would send me word he cut it to please
FTLNLINEFTLN 2710 himself. This is called “the quip modest.” If again it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2711 was not well cut, he disabled my judgment. This is
FTLNLINEFTLN 271280 called “the reply churlish.” If again it was not well
FTLNLINEFTLN 2713 cut, he would answer I spake not true. This is called
FTLNLINEFTLN 2714 “the reproof valiant.” If again it was not well cut, he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2715 would say I lie. This is called “the countercheck
FTLNLINEFTLN 2716 quarrelsome,” and so to “
FTLNLINEFTLN 271785 and “the lie direct.”
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2718And how oft did you say his beard was not well
FTLNLINEFTLN 2719 cut?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2720I durst go no further than the lie circumstantial,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2721 nor he durst not give me the lie direct, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 272290 so we measured swords and parted.
JAQUES FTLNLINEFTLN 2723Can you nominate in order now the degrees of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2724 the lie?
TOUCHSTONE FTLNLINEFTLN 2725O sir, we quarrel in print, by the book, as
FTLNLINEFTLN 2726 you have books for good manners. I will name you
FTLNLINEFTLN 272795 the degrees: the first, “the retort courteous”; the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2728 second, “the quip modest”; the third, “the reply
FTLNLINEFTLN 2729 churlish”; the fourth, “the reproof valiant”; the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2730 fifth, “the countercheck quarrelsome”; the sixth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2731 “the lie with circumstance”; the seventh, “the lie
FTLNLINEFTLN 2732100 direct.” All these you may avoid but the lie direct,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2733 and you may avoid that too with an “if.” I knew
FTLNLINEFTLN 2734 when seven justices could not take up a quarrel, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 2735 when the parties were met themselves, one of them
FTLNLINEFTLN 2736 thought but of an “if,” as: “If you said so, then I said
FTLNLINEFTLN 2737105 so.” And they shook hands and swore brothers.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2738 Your “if” is the only peacemaker: much virtue in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2739 “if.”
JAQUESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2741 He’s as good at anything and yet a fool.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2743 and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit.
SDEnter Hymen, Rosalind, and Celia. Still music.
HYMEN
FTLNLINEFTLN 2744 Then is there mirth in heaven
FTLNLINEFTLN 2745 When earthly things made even
FTLNLINEFTLN 2746 Atone together.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2747115 Good duke, receive thy daughter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2748 Hymen from heaven brought her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2749 Yea, brought her hither,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2750 That thou mightst join
FTLNLINEFTLN 2751 Whose heart within his bosom is.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2752120 To you I give myself, for I am yours.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2753 SD
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 2754 If there be truth in sight, you are my daughter.
ORLANDO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2755 If there be truth in sight, you are my Rosalind.
PHOEBE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2756 If sight and shape be true,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2757125 Why then, my love adieu.
ROSALINDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2758 I’ll have no father, if you be not he.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2759 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2760 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2761 she.
HYMEN
FTLNLINEFTLN 2762130 Peace, ho! I bar confusion.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2763 ’Tis I must make conclusion
FTLNLINEFTLN 2764 Of these most strange events.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2765 Here’s eight that must take hands
FTLNLINEFTLN 2766 To join in Hymen’s bands,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2767135 If truth holds true contents.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2768 You and you no cross shall part.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2769 You and you are heart in heart.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2770 You to his love must accord
FTLNLINEFTLN 2771 Or have a woman to your lord.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2772140 You and you are sure together
FTLNLINEFTLN 2773 As the winter to foul weather.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2774 Whiles a wedlock hymn we sing,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2775 Feed yourselves with questioning,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2776 That reason wonder may diminish
FTLNLINEFTLN 2777145 How thus we met, and these things finish.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2778 Wedding is great Juno’s crown,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2779 O blessèd bond of board and bed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2780 ’Tis Hymen peoples every town.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2781 High wedlock then be honorèd.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2782150 Honor, high honor, and renown
FTLNLINEFTLN 2783 To Hymen, god of every town.
DUKE SENIORSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2784 O my dear niece, welcome thou art to me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2785 Even daughter, welcome in no less degree.
PHOEBESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2786 I will not eat my word. Now thou art mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2787155 Thy faith my fancy to thee doth combine.
SDEnter Second Brother,
SECOND BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2788 Let me have audience for a word or two.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2789 I am the second son of old Sir Rowland,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2790 That bring these tidings to this fair assembly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2792160 Men of great worth resorted to this forest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2793 Addressed a mighty power, which were on foot
FTLNLINEFTLN 2794 In his own conduct, purposely to take
FTLNLINEFTLN 2795 His brother here and put him to the sword;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2796 And to the skirts of this wild wood he came,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2797165 Where, meeting with an old religious man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2798 After some question with him, was converted
FTLNLINEFTLN 2799 Both from his enterprise and from the world,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2800 His crown bequeathing to his banished brother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2801 And all their lands restored to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2802170 That were with him exiled. This to be true
FTLNLINEFTLN 2803 I do engage my life.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 2804 Welcome, young man.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2805 Thou offer’st fairly to thy brothers’ wedding:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2806 To one his lands withheld, and to the other
FTLNLINEFTLN 2807175 A land itself at large, a potent dukedom.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2808 First, in this forest let us do those ends
FTLNLINEFTLN 2809 That here were well begun and well begot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2810 And, after, every of this happy number
FTLNLINEFTLN 2811 That have endured shrewd days and nights with us
FTLNLINEFTLN 2812180 Shall share the good of our returnèd fortune
FTLNLINEFTLN 2813 According to the measure of their states.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2814 Meantime, forget this new-fall’n dignity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2815 And fall into our rustic revelry.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2816 Play, music.—And you brides and bridegrooms all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2817185 With measure heaped in joy to th’ measures fall.
JAQUESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2818 Sir, by your patience: if I heard you rightly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2819 The Duke hath put on a religious life
FTLNLINEFTLN 2820 And thrown into neglect the pompous court.
SECOND BROTHER FTLNLINEFTLN 2821He hath.
JAQUES
FTLNLINEFTLN 2822190 To him will I. Out of these convertites
FTLNLINEFTLN 2823 There is much matter to be heard and learned.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2825 Your patience and your virtue well deserves it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2826 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2827195 merit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2828 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2829 allies.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2830 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2831 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2832200 loving voyage
FTLNLINEFTLN 2833 Is but for two months victualled.—So to your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2834 pleasures.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2835 I am for other than for dancing measures.
DUKE SENIOR FTLNLINEFTLN 2836Stay, Jaques, stay.
JAQUES
FTLNLINEFTLN 2837205 To see no pastime, I. What you would have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2838 I’ll stay to know at your abandoned cave.SDHe exits.
DUKE SENIOR
FTLNLINEFTLN 2839 Proceed, proceed. We’ll begin these rites,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2840 As we do trust they’ll end, in true delights.
SD
ROSALIND FTLNLINEFTLN 2841It is not the fashion to see the lady the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2842 epilogue, but it is no more unhandsome than to see
FTLNLINEFTLN 2843 the lord the prologue. If it be true that good wine
FTLNLINEFTLN 2844 needs no bush, ’tis true that a good play needs no
FTLNLINEFTLN 28455 epilogue. Yet to good wine they do use good bushes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2846 and good plays prove the better by the help of good
FTLNLINEFTLN 2847 epilogues. What a case am I in then that am neither
FTLNLINEFTLN 2848 a good epilogue nor cannot insinuate with you in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2849 the behalf of a good play! I am not furnished like a
FTLNLINEFTLN 285010 beggar; therefore to beg will not become me. My
FTLNLINEFTLN 2851 way is to conjure you, and I’ll begin with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2852 women. I charge you, O women, for the love you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2853 bear to men, to like as much of this play as please
FTLNLINEFTLN 2854 you. And I charge you, O men, for the love you bear
FTLNLINEFTLN 285515 to women—as I perceive by your simpering, none
FTLNLINEFTLN 2856 of you hates them—that between you and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2857 women the play may please. If I were a woman, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2858 would kiss as many of you as had beards that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2859 pleased me, complexions that liked me, and breaths
FTLNLINEFTLN 286020 that I defied not. And I am sure as many as have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2861 good beards, or good faces, or sweet breaths will for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2862 my kind offer, when I make curtsy, bid me farewell.
SDShe exits.
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