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In Love’s Labor’s Lost, the comedy centers on four young men who fall in love against their wills. The men, one of them the king of Navarre, pledge to study for three years, avoiding all contact with women. When the Princess of France arrives on a state visit, the king insists she and her ladies camp outside the court. Even so, each young man falls in love with one of the ladies.
Meanwhile, Don Armado, a Spanish soldier, falls for a servant girl, Jacquenetta. Costard, an illiterate local, mixes up two letters he is to deliver, one from Armado to Jacquenetta and the other from Berowne, one of the king’s companions, to Rosaline, one of the French ladies.
The men confess they are in love, and devise a pageant for the ladies, who set a trap for them by exchanging identifying markers. When word comes that the princess’s father is dead, the ladies reject the men’s proposals as rash and impose a year’s delay before any further wooing.
Longaville, and Dumaine.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0001 Let fame, that all hunt after in their lives,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0002 Live registered upon our brazen tombs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0003 And then grace us in the disgrace of death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0004 When, spite of cormorant devouring time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 00055 Th’ endeavor of this present breath may buy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0006 That honor which shall bate his scythe’s keen edge
FTLNLINEFTLN 0007 And make us heirs of all eternity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0008 Therefore, brave conquerors, for so you are
FTLNLINEFTLN 0009 That war against your own affections
FTLNLINEFTLN 001010 And the huge army of the world’s desires,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0011 Our late edict shall strongly stand in force.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0012 Navarre shall be the wonder of the world;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0013 Our court shall be a little academe,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0014 Still and contemplative in living art.
FTLNLINEFTLN 001515 You three, Berowne, Dumaine, and Longaville,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0016 Have sworn for three years’ term to live with me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0017 My fellow scholars, and to keep those statutes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0018 That are recorded in this schedule here.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0019 Your oaths are passed, and now subscribe your
FTLNLINEFTLN 002020 names,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0021 That his own hand may strike his honor down
FTLNLINEFTLN 0023 If you are armed to do as sworn to do,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0024 Subscribe to your deep oaths, and keep it too.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 002525 I am resolved. ’Tis but a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0026 The mind shall banquet though the body pine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0027 Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits
FTLNLINEFTLN 0028 Make rich the ribs but bankrout quite the wits.
SD
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0029 My loving lord, Dumaine is mortified.
FTLNLINEFTLN 003030 The grosser manner of these world’s delights
FTLNLINEFTLN 0031 He throws upon the gross world’s baser slaves.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0032 To love, to wealth, to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0033 With all these living in philosophy.
SD
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0034 I can but say their protestation over.
FTLNLINEFTLN 003535 So much, dear liege, I have already sworn,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0036 That is, to live and study here three years.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0037 But there are other strict observances:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0038 As not to see a woman in that term,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0039 Which I hope well is not enrollèd there;
FTLNLINEFTLN 004040 And one day in a week to touch no food,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0041 And but one meal on every day besides,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0042 The which I hope is not enrollèd there;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0043 And then to sleep but three hours in the night,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0044 And not be seen to wink of all the day—
FTLNLINEFTLN 004545 When I was wont to think no harm all night,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0046 And make a dark night too of half the day—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0047 Which I hope well is not enrollèd there.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0048 O, these are barren tasks, too hard to keep,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0049 Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 005050 Your oath is passed to pass away from these.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0051 Let me say no, my liege, an if you please.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0052 I only swore to study with your Grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 0053 And stay here in your court for three years’ space.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0054 You swore to that, Berowne, and to the rest.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 005555 By yea and nay, sir. Then I swore in jest.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0056 What is the end of study, let me know?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0057 Why, that to know which else we should not know.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0058 Things hid and barred, you mean, from common
FTLNLINEFTLN 0059 sense.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 006060 Ay, that is study’s godlike recompense.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0061 Come on, then, I will swear to study so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0062 To know the thing I am forbid to know:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0063 As thus—to study where I well may dine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0064 When I to
FTLNLINEFTLN 006565 Or study where to meet some mistress fine
FTLNLINEFTLN 0066 When mistresses from common sense are hid;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0067 Or having sworn too hard-a-keeping oath,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0068 Study to break it, and not break my troth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0069 If study’s gain be thus, and this be so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 007070 Study knows that which yet it doth not know.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0071 Swear me to this, and I will ne’er say no.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0072 These be the stops that hinder study quite,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0073 And train our intellects to vain delight.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0074 Why, all delights are vain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 007575 Which with pain purchased doth inherit pain:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0076 As painfully to pore upon a book
FTLNLINEFTLN 0077 To seek the light of truth, while truth the while
FTLNLINEFTLN 0079 Light seeking light doth light of light beguile.
FTLNLINEFTLN 008080 So, ere you find where light in darkness lies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0081 Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0082 Study me how to please the eye indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0083 By fixing it upon a fairer eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0084 Who dazzling so, that eye shall be his heed
FTLNLINEFTLN 008585 And give him light that it was blinded by.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0086 Study is like the heaven’s glorious sun,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0087 That will not be deep-searched with saucy looks.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0088 Small have continual plodders ever won,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0089 Save base authority from others’ books.
FTLNLINEFTLN 009090 These earthly godfathers of heaven’s lights,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0091 That give a name to every fixèd star,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0092 Have no more profit of their shining nights
FTLNLINEFTLN 0093 Than those that walk and wot not what they are.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0094 Too much to know is to know naught but fame,
FTLNLINEFTLN 009595 And every godfather can give a name.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0096 How well he’s read to reason against reading.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0097 Proceeded well, to stop all good proceeding.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0098 He weeds the corn, and still lets grow the weeding.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0099 The spring is near when green geese are a-breeding.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0100100 How follows that?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0101 Fit in his place and time.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0102 In reason nothing.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0103 Something then in rhyme.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0104 Berowne is like an envious sneaping frost
FTLNLINEFTLN 0105105 That bites the firstborn infants of the spring.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0106 Well, say I am. Why should proud summer boast
FTLNLINEFTLN 0107 Before the birds have any cause to sing?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0108 Why should I joy in any abortive birth?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0109 At Christmas I no more desire a rose
FTLNLINEFTLN 0110110 Than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled shows,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0111 But like of each thing that in season grows.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0112 So you, to study now it is too late,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0113 Climb o’er the house to unlock the little gate.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0114 Well, sit you out. Go home, Berowne. Adieu.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0115115 No, my good lord, I have sworn to stay with you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0116 And though I have for barbarism spoke more
FTLNLINEFTLN 0117 Than for that angel knowledge you can say,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0118 Yet, confident, I’ll keep what I have sworn
FTLNLINEFTLN 0119 And bide the penance of each three years’ day.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0120120 Give me the paper. Let me read the same,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0121 And to the strictest decrees I’ll write my name.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0122 How well this yielding rescues thee from shame.
BEROWNESD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0124 a mile of my court. Hath this been proclaimed?
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 0125125Four days ago.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0126Let’s see the penalty.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0127 losing her tongue. Who devised this penalty?
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 0128Marry, that did I.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0129Sweet lord, and why?
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0130130 To fright them hence with that dread penalty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0131 A dangerous law against gentility.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0133 woman within the term of three years, he shall endure
FTLNLINEFTLN 0134 such public shame as the rest of the court can possible
FTLNLINEFTLN 0135135 devise.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0137 For well you know here comes in embassy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0138 The French king’s daughter with yourself to speak—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0139 A maid of grace and complete majesty—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0140140 About surrender up of Aquitaine
FTLNLINEFTLN 0141 To her decrepit, sick, and bedrid father.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0142 Therefore this article is made in vain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0143 Or vainly comes th’ admirèd princess hither.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0144 What say you, lords? Why, this was quite forgot.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0145145 So study evermore is overshot.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0146 While it doth study to have what it would,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0147 It doth forget to do the thing it should.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0148 And when it hath the thing it hunteth most,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0149 ’Tis won as towns with fire—so won, so lost.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0150150 We must of force dispense with this decree.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0151 She must lie here on mere necessity.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0152 Necessity will make us all forsworn
FTLNLINEFTLN 0153 Three thousand times within this three years’
FTLNLINEFTLN 0154 space;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0155155 For every man with his affects is born,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0156 Not by might mastered, but by special grace.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0157 If I break faith, this word shall speak for me:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0158 I am forsworn on mere necessity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0159 So to the laws at large I write my name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0160160 And he that breaks them in the least degree
FTLNLINEFTLN 0161 Stands in attainder of eternal shame.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0162 Suggestions are to other as to me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0163 But I believe, although I seem so loath,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0164 I am the last that will last keep his oath.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0165165 But is there no quick recreation granted?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0166 Ay, that there is. Our court, you know, is haunted
FTLNLINEFTLN 0167 With a refinèd traveler of Spain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0168 A man in all the world’s new fashion planted,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0169 That hath a mint of phrases in his brain;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0170170 One who the music of his own vain tongue
FTLNLINEFTLN 0171 Doth ravish like enchanting harmony,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0172 A man of compliments, whom right and wrong
FTLNLINEFTLN 0173 Have chose as umpire of their mutiny.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0174 This child of fancy, that Armado hight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0175175 For interim to our studies shall relate
FTLNLINEFTLN 0176 In high-born words the worth of many a knight
FTLNLINEFTLN 0177 From tawny Spain lost in the world’s debate.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0178 How you delight, my lords, I know not, I,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0179 But I protest I love to hear him lie,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0180180 And I will use him for my minstrelsy.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0181 Armado is a most illustrious wight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0182 A man of fire-new words, fashion’s own knight.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0183 Costard the swain and he shall be our sport,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0184 And so to study three years is but short.
SDEnter
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 0185185Which is the Duke’s own person?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0186This, fellow. What wouldst?
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 0187I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0188 Grace’s farborough. But I would see his own
FTLNLINEFTLN 0189 person in flesh and blood.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0190190This is he.
DULLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0192 There’s villainy abroad. This letter will tell you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0193 more.SD
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0194Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching
FTLNLINEFTLN 0195195 me.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0196A letter from the magnificent Armado.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0198 for high words.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 0199A high hope for a low heaven. God grant
FTLNLINEFTLN 0200200 us patience!
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0201To hear, or forbear hearing?
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 0202To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0203 or to forbear both.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0204Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us cause
FTLNLINEFTLN 0205205 to climb in the merriness.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0206The matter is to me, sir, as concerning
FTLNLINEFTLN 0207 Jaquenetta. The manner of it is, I was taken with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0208 the manner.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0209In what manner?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0210210In manner and form following, sir, all those
FTLNLINEFTLN 0211 three. I was seen with her in the manor house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0212 sitting with her upon the form, and taken following
FTLNLINEFTLN 0213 her into the park, which, put together, is “in manner
FTLNLINEFTLN 0214 and form following.” Now, sir, for the manner.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0215215 It is the manner of a man to speak to a woman. For
FTLNLINEFTLN 0216 the form—in some form.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0217For the “following,” sir?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0218As it shall follow in my correction, and God
FTLNLINEFTLN 0219 defend the right.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0220220Will you hear this letter with attention?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0221As we would hear an oracle.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0222Such is the sinplicity of man to hearken after
FTLNLINEFTLN 0223 the flesh.
KINGSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0225225 sole dominator of Navarre, my soul’s earth’s god, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0226 body’s fost’ring patron—
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0227Not a word of Costard yet.
KINGSD
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0229It may be so, but if he say it is so, he is, in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0230230 telling true, but so.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0231Peace.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0232Be to me, and every man that dares not fight.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0234Of other men’s secrets, I beseech you.
KINGSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0236 I did commend the black oppressing humor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0237 to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving air;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0238 and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 0239 time when? About the sixth hour, when beasts most
FTLNLINEFTLN 0240240 graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0241 nourishment which is called supper. So much for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0242 time when. Now for the ground which—which, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0243 mean, I walked upon. It is yclept thy park. Then for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0244 place where—where, I mean, I did encounter that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0245245 obscene and most prepost’rous event that draweth
FTLNLINEFTLN 0246 from my snow-white pen the ebon-colored ink, which
FTLNLINEFTLN 0247 here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest. But to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0248 the place where. It standeth north-north-east and by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0249 east from the west corner of thy curious-knotted
FTLNLINEFTLN 0250250 garden. There did I see that low-spirited swain, that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0251 base minnow of thy mirth,—
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0252Me?
KINGSD
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0254Me?
KINGSD
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0256Still me?
KINGSD
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0258O, me!
KINGSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0260260 established proclaimed edict and continent canon,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0261 which with—O with—but with this I passion to say
FTLNLINEFTLN 0262 wherewith—
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0263With a wench.
KINGSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0265265 female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0266 woman: him, I, as my ever-esteemed duty pricks
FTLNLINEFTLN 0267 me on, have sent to thee, to receive the meed of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0268 punishment by thy sweet Grace’s officer, Anthony
FTLNLINEFTLN 0270270 estimation.
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 0271Me, an ’t shall please you. I am Anthony Dull.
KINGSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0273 called which I apprehended with the aforesaid
FTLNLINEFTLN 0274 swain—I keep her as a vessel of thy law’s fury, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0275275 shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0276 Thine, in all compliments of devoted and heartburning
FTLNLINEFTLN 0277 heat of duty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0278 Don Adriano de Armado.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0279This is not so well as I looked for, but the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0280280 best that ever I heard.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0281Ay, the best, for the worst.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0282 sirrah, what say you to this?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0283Sir, I confess the wench.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0284Did you hear the proclamation?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0285285I do confess much of the hearing it, but little
FTLNLINEFTLN 0286 of the marking of it.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0287It was proclaimed a year’s imprisonment to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0288 taken with a wench.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0289I was taken with none, sir. I was taken with a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0290290 damsel.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0291Well, it was proclaimed “damsel.”
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0292This was no damsel neither, sir. She was a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0293 virgin.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0294It is so varied too, for it was proclaimed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0295295 “virgin.”
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0296If it were, I deny her virginity. I was taken
FTLNLINEFTLN 0297 with a maid.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0298This “maid” will not serve your turn, sir.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0299This maid will serve my turn, sir.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0300300Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 0301 fast a week with bran and water.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0302I had rather pray a month with mutton and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0303 porridge.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0305305 My Lord Berowne, see him delivered o’er,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0306 And go we, lords, to put in practice that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0307 Which each to other hath so strongly sworn.
SD
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0308 I’ll lay my head to any goodman’s hat,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0309 These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0310310 Sirrah, come on.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0311I suffer for the truth, sir; for true it is I was
FTLNLINEFTLN 0312 taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true
FTLNLINEFTLN 0313 girl. And therefore welcome the sour cup of prosperity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0314 Affliction may one day smile again, and till
FTLNLINEFTLN 0315315 then, sit thee down, sorrow.
SDThey exit.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0316Boy, what sign is it when a man of great spirit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0317 grows melancholy?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0318A great sign, sir, that he will look sad.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0319Why, sadness is one and the selfsame thing,
FTLNLINEFTLN 03205 dear imp.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0321No, no. O Lord, sir, no!
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0322How canst thou part sadness and melancholy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0323 my tender juvenal?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0324By a familiar demonstration of the working, my
FTLNLINEFTLN 032510 tough signior.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0326Why “tough signior”? Why “tough signior”?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0327Why “tender juvenal”? Why “tender juvenal”?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0328I spoke it “tender juvenal” as a congruent
FTLNLINEFTLN 0329 epitheton appertaining to thy young days, which
FTLNLINEFTLN 033015 we may nominate “tender.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0332 your old time, which we may name “tough.”
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0333Pretty and apt.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0334How mean you, sir? I pretty and my saying apt, or
FTLNLINEFTLN 033520 I apt and my saying pretty?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0336Thou pretty because little.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0337Little pretty, because little. Wherefore apt?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0338And therefore apt, because quick.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0339Speak you this in my praise, master?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 034025In thy condign praise.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0341I will praise an eel with the same praise.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0342What, that an eel is ingenious?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0343That an eel is quick.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0344I do say thou art quick in answers. Thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 034530 heat’st my blood.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0346I am answered, sir.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0347I love not to be crossed.
BOYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0349 not him.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 035035I have promised to study three years with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0351 Duke.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0352You may do it in an hour, sir.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0353Impossible.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0354How many is one thrice told?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 035540I am ill at reckoning. It fitteth the spirit of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0356 tapster.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0357You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0358I confess both. They are both the varnish of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0359 complete man.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 036045Then I am sure you know how much the gross
FTLNLINEFTLN 0361 sum of deuce-ace amounts to.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0362It doth amount to one more than two.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0363Which the base vulgar do call “three.”
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0364True.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 036550Why, sir, is this such a piece of study? Now here is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0366 “three” studied ere you’ll thrice wink. And how
FTLNLINEFTLN 0368 study “three years” in two words, the dancing horse
FTLNLINEFTLN 0369 will tell you.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 037055A most fine figure.
BOYSD,
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0372I will hereupon confess I am in love; and as it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0373 is base for a soldier to love, so am I in love with a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0374 base wench. If drawing my sword against the
FTLNLINEFTLN 037560 humor of affection would deliver me from the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0376 reprobate thought of it, I would take desire prisoner
FTLNLINEFTLN 0377 and ransom him to any French courtier for a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0378 new-devised curtsy. I think scorn to sigh; methinks
FTLNLINEFTLN 0379 I should outswear Cupid. Comfort me, boy. What
FTLNLINEFTLN 038065 great men have been in love?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0381Hercules, master.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0382Most sweet Hercules! More authority, dear
FTLNLINEFTLN 0383 boy, name more; and, sweet my child, let them be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0384 men of good repute and carriage.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 038570Samson, master; he was a man of good carriage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0386 great carriage, for he carried the town gates on his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0387 back like a porter, and he was in love.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0388O, well-knit Samson, strong-jointed Samson;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0389 I do excel thee in my rapier as much as thou didst
FTLNLINEFTLN 039075 me in carrying gates. I am in love too. Who was
FTLNLINEFTLN 0391 Samson’s love, my dear Mote?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0392A woman, master.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0393Of what complexion?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0394Of all the four, or the three, or the two, or one of
FTLNLINEFTLN 039580 the four.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0396Tell me precisely of what complexion.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0397Of the sea-water green, sir.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0398Is that one of the four complexions?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0399As I have read, sir, and the best of them too.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 040085Green indeed is the color of lovers. But to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0401 have a love of that color, methinks Samson had
FTLNLINEFTLN 0402 small reason for it. He surely affected her for her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0403 wit.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 040590My love is most immaculate white and red.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0406Most maculate thoughts, master, are masked
FTLNLINEFTLN 0407 under such colors.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0408Define, define, well-educated infant.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0409My father’s wit and my mother’s tongue, assist
FTLNLINEFTLN 041095 me.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0411Sweet invocation of a child, most pretty and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0412 pathetical.
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 0413 If she be made of white and red,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0414 Her faults will ne’er be known,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0415100 For
FTLNLINEFTLN 0416 And fears by pale white shown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0417 Then if she fear, or be to blame,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0418 By this you shall not know,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0419 For still her cheeks possess the same
FTLNLINEFTLN 0420105 Which native she doth owe.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0421 A dangerous rhyme, master, against the reason of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0422 white and red.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0423Is there not a ballad, boy, of “The King and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0424 the Beggar”?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0425110The world was very guilty of such a ballad some
FTLNLINEFTLN 0426 three ages since, but I think now ’tis not to be found;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0427 or if it were, it would neither serve for the writing
FTLNLINEFTLN 0428 nor the tune.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0429I will have that subject newly writ o’er, that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0430115 may example my digression by some mighty precedent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0431 Boy, I do love that country girl that I took in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0432 the park with the rational hind Costard. She deserves
FTLNLINEFTLN 0433 well.
BOYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0435120 my master.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0436Sing, boy. My spirit grows heavy in love.
BOYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0438 wench.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0440125Forbear till this company be past.
SDEnter Clown (
(
DULLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0442 keep Costard safe, and you must suffer him to take
FTLNLINEFTLN 0443 no delight, nor no penance, but he must fast three
FTLNLINEFTLN 0444 days a week. For this damsel, I must keep her at the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0445130 park. She is allowed for the dey-woman. Fare you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0446 well.
ARMADOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0448 Maid.
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 0449Man.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0450135I will visit thee at the lodge.
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 0451That’s hereby.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0452I know where it is situate.
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 0453Lord, how wise you are.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0454I will tell thee wonders.
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 0455140With that face?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0456I love thee.
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 0457So I heard you say.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0458And so, farewell.
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 0459Fair weather after you.
SD
ARMADOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0462 offenses ere thou be pardoned.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0463Well, sir, I hope when I do it I shall do it on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0464 a full stomach.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0465150Thou shalt be heavily punished.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0466I am more bound to you than your fellows,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0467 for they are but lightly rewarded.
ARMADOSD,
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0469Come, you transgressing slave, away.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0471 fast being loose.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0472No, sir, that were fast and loose. Thou shalt to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0473 prison.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0474Well, if ever I do see the merry days of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0475160 desolation that I have seen, some shall see.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0476What shall some see?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0477Nay, nothing, Master Mote, but what they
FTLNLINEFTLN 0478 look upon. It is not for prisoners to be too silent in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0479 their words, and therefore I will say nothing. I thank
FTLNLINEFTLN 0480165 God I have as little patience as another man, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0481 therefore I can be quiet.
SD
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0482I do affect the very ground (which is base)
FTLNLINEFTLN 0483 where her shoe (which is baser) guided by her foot
FTLNLINEFTLN 0484 (which is basest) doth tread. I shall be forsworn
FTLNLINEFTLN 0485170 (which is a great argument of falsehood) if I love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0486 And how can that be true love which is falsely
FTLNLINEFTLN 0487 attempted? Love is a familiar; love is a devil. There is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0488 no evil angel but love, yet was Samson so tempted,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0489 and he had an excellent strength; yet was Solomon
FTLNLINEFTLN 0490175 so seduced, and he had a very good wit. Cupid’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0491 butt-shaft is too hard for Hercules’ club, and therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 0492 too much odds for a Spaniard’s rapier. The first
FTLNLINEFTLN 0493 and second cause will not serve my turn; the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0494 passado he respects not, the duello he regards not.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0495180 His disgrace is to be called “boy,” but his glory is to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0496 subdue men. Adieu, valor; rust, rapier; be still,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0497 drum, for your manager is in love. Yea, he loveth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0498 Assist me, some extemporal god of rhyme, for I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 0499 sure I shall turn sonnet. Devise wit, write pen, for I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0500185 am for whole volumes in folio.
SDHe exits.
Ladies (
and
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0501 Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0502 Consider who the King your father sends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0503 To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0504 Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
FTLNLINEFTLN 05055 To parley with the sole inheritor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0506 Of all perfections that a man may owe,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0507 Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
FTLNLINEFTLN 0508 Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0509 Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 051010 As nature was in making graces dear
FTLNLINEFTLN 0511 When she did starve the general world besides
FTLNLINEFTLN 0512 And prodigally gave them all to you.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0513 Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0514 Needs not the painted flourish of your praise.
FTLNLINEFTLN 051515 Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0516 Not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0517 I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
FTLNLINEFTLN 0518 Than you much willing to be counted wise
FTLNLINEFTLN 0519 In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 052020 But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0522 Doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0523 Till painful study shall outwear three years,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0524 No woman may approach his silent court.
FTLNLINEFTLN 052525 Therefore to ’s seemeth it a needful course,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0526 Before we enter his forbidden gates,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0527 To know his pleasure, and in that behalf,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0528 Bold of your worthiness, we single you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0529 As our best-moving fair solicitor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 053030 Tell him the daughter of the King of France
FTLNLINEFTLN 0531 On serious business craving quick dispatch,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0532
FTLNLINEFTLN 0533 Haste, signify so much, while we attend,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0534 Like
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 053535 Proud of employment, willingly I go.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0536 All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
SDBoyet exits.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0537 Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0538 That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0539
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 054040 Know you the man?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0541 I know him, madam. At a marriage feast
FTLNLINEFTLN 0542 Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
FTLNLINEFTLN 0543 Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnizèd
FTLNLINEFTLN 0544 In Normandy, saw I this Longaville.
FTLNLINEFTLN 054545 A man of sovereign
FTLNLINEFTLN 0546 Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0547 Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0548 The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0549 If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,
FTLNLINEFTLN 055050 Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0551 Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
FTLNLINEFTLN 0552 It should none spare that come within his power.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0553 Some merry mocking lord, belike. Is ’t so?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0554 They say so most that most his humors know.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 055555 Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0556 Who are the rest?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0557 The young Dumaine, a well-accomplished youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0558 Of all that virtue love for virtue loved.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0559 Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
FTLNLINEFTLN 056060 For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0561 And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0562 I saw him at the Duke Alanson’s once,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0563 And much too little of that good I saw
FTLNLINEFTLN 0564 Is my report to his great worthiness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 056565 Another of these students at that time
FTLNLINEFTLN 0566 Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0567 Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0568 Within the limit of becoming mirth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0569 I never spent an hour’s talk withal.
FTLNLINEFTLN 057070 His eye begets occasion for his wit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0571 For every object that the one doth catch
FTLNLINEFTLN 0572 The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0573 Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0574 Delivers in such apt and gracious words
FTLNLINEFTLN 057575 That agèd ears play truant at his tales,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0576 And younger hearings are quite ravishèd,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0577 So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0578 God bless my ladies, are they all in love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0579 That every one her own hath garnishèd
FTLNLINEFTLN 058080 With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0581 Here comes Boyet.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0582 Now, what admittance, lord?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0583 Navarre had notice of your fair approach,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0584 And he and his competitors in oath
FTLNLINEFTLN 058585 Were all addressed to meet you, gentle lady,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0586 Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learned:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0587 He rather means to lodge you in the field,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0588 Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0589 Than seek a dispensation for his oath
FTLNLINEFTLN 059090 To let you enter his
SDEnter
Berowne.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0591 Here comes Navarre.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0592Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0593“Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0594 I have not yet. The roof of this court is too
FTLNLINEFTLN 059595 high to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields too
FTLNLINEFTLN 0596 base to be mine.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0597 You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0598 I will be welcome, then. Conduct me thither.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0599 Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0600100 Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0601 Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0602 Why, will shall break it, will and nothing else.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0603 Your Ladyship is ignorant what it is.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0604 Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0605105 Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0606 I hear your Grace hath sworn out housekeeping.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0607 ’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0608 And sin to break it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0609 But pardon me, I am too sudden bold.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0610110 To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0611 Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0612 And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
SD
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0613 Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0614 You will the sooner that I were away,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0615115 For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.
SD
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0616 Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0617 Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0618 I know you did.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0620120 To ask the question.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0621 You must not be so quick.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0622 ’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0623 Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast; ’twill tire.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0624 Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0625125 What time o’ day?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0627Now fair befall your mask.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0629And send you many lovers.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0631Nay, then, will I be gone.
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0632 Madam, your father here doth intimate
FTLNLINEFTLN 0633 The payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0634 Being but the one half of an entire sum
FTLNLINEFTLN 0635135 Disbursèd by my father in his wars.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0636 But say that he or we, as neither have,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0637 Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
FTLNLINEFTLN 0638 A hundred thousand more, in surety of the which
FTLNLINEFTLN 0639 One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0640140 Although not valued to the money’s worth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0641 If then the King your father will restore
FTLNLINEFTLN 0642 But that one half which is unsatisfied,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0643 We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0644 And hold fair friendship with his Majesty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0645145 But that, it seems, he little purposeth;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0646 For here he doth demand to have repaid
FTLNLINEFTLN 0647 A hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0648 On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0649 To have his title live in Aquitaine—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0650150 Which we much rather had depart withal,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0651 And have the money by our father lent,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0652 Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0653 Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
FTLNLINEFTLN 0654 From reason’s yielding, your fair self should make
FTLNLINEFTLN 0655155 A yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0656 And go well satisfied to France again.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0657 You do the King my father too much wrong,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0658 And wrong the reputation of your name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0659 In so unseeming to confess receipt
FTLNLINEFTLN 0660160 Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0661 I do protest I never heard of it;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0662 And if you prove it, I’ll repay it back
FTLNLINEFTLN 0663 Or yield up Aquitaine.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0664 We arrest your word.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0665165 Boyet, you can produce acquittances
FTLNLINEFTLN 0666 For such a sum from special officers
FTLNLINEFTLN 0667 Of Charles his father.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 0668 Satisfy me so.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0669 So please your Grace, the packet is not come
FTLNLINEFTLN 0670170 Where that and other specialties are bound.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0671 Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0672 It shall suffice me; at which interview
FTLNLINEFTLN 0673 All liberal reason I will yield unto.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0674 Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0675175 As honor (without breach of honor) may
FTLNLINEFTLN 0676 Make tender of to thy true worthiness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0677 You may not come, fair princess, within my gates,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0678 But here without you shall be so received
FTLNLINEFTLN 0679 As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0680180 Though so denied fair harbor in my house.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0681 Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0682 Tomorrow shall we visit you again.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0683 Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 0684 Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.
SDHe exits
Longaville, and Attendants.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0686 my
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 0687Pray you, do my commendations. I would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0688 be glad to see it.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0689I would you heard it groan.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0691Sick at the heart.
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 0692Alack, let it blood.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0693Would that do it good?
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 0694My physic says “ay.”
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0695195Will you prick ’t with your eye?
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 0696No point, with my knife.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0697Now God save thy life.
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 0698And yours from long living.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0699I cannot stay thanksgiving.SDHe exits.
SDEnter Dumaine.
DUMAINESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0700200 Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0701 The heir of Alanson,
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0702 A gallant lady, monsieur. Fare you well.SDHe exits.
SDEnter Longaville.
LONGAVILLESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0703 I beseech you, a word. What is she in the white?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0704 A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0705205 Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0706 She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0707 shame.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 0708Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0709Her mother’s, I have heard.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 0710210God’s blessing on your beard!
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0711Good sir, be not offended. She is an heir of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0712 Falconbridge.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 0713Nay, my choler is ended. She is a most
FTLNLINEFTLN 0714 sweet lady.
SDLongaville exits.
SDEnter Berowne.
BEROWNESD,
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0717
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0718Is she wedded or no?
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0719To her will, sir, or so.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0720220You are welcome, sir. Adieu.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0721Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
SDBerowne exits.
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0722 That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0723 Not a word with him but a jest.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0724 And every jest but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0725225 a word.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0726 It was well done of you to take him at his word.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0727 I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0728 Two hot sheeps, marry.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0729 And wherefore not ships?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0730230 No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0731 You sheep and I pasture. Shall that finish the jest?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0732 So you grant pasture for me.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0734 My lips are no common, though several they be.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0735235 Belonging to whom?
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0737 Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0738 This civil war of wits were much better used
FTLNLINEFTLN 0739 On Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0740240 If my observation, which very seldom lies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0741 By the heart’s still rhetoric, disclosèd wi’ th’ eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0742 Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0743With what?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0744 With that which we lovers entitle “affected.”
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0745245Your reason?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0746 Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
FTLNLINEFTLN 0747 To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0748 His heart like an agate with your print impressed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0749 Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0750250 His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0751 Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0752 All senses to that sense did make their repair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0753 To feel only looking on fairest of fair.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0754 Methought all his senses were locked in his eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0755255 As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0756 Who, tend’ring their own worth from where they
FTLNLINEFTLN 0757 were glassed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0758 Did point you to buy them along as you passed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0759 His face’s own margent did quote such amazes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0760260 That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0761 I’ll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0762 An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
PRINCESSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0763 Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0764 But to speak that in words which his eye hath
FTLNLINEFTLN 0765265 disclosed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0766 I only have made a mouth of his eye
FTLNLINEFTLN 0767 By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0768 Thou art an old lovemonger and speakest skillfully.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0769 He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0770270 Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0771 but grim.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 0772 Do you hear, my mad wenches?
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0774 What then, do
FTLNLINEFTLN 0775275 you see?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0776 Ay, our way to be gone.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 0777 You are too hard for me.
SDThey all exit.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0778Warble, child, make passionate my sense of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0779 hearing.
BOYSD
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0781Sweet air. Go, tenderness of years.SD
over a key.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0783 swain, bring him festinately hither. I must employ
FTLNLINEFTLN 0784 him in a letter to my love.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0785Master, will you win your love with a French
FTLNLINEFTLN 0786 brawl?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 078710How meanest thou? Brawling in French?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0788No, my complete master, but to jig off a tune at the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0789 tongue’s end, canary to it with your feet, humor it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0790 with turning up your eyelids, sigh a note and sing a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0791 note, sometimes through the throat
FTLNLINEFTLN 079215 swallowed love with singing love, sometimes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0793 through
FTLNLINEFTLN 0794 smelling love; with your hat penthouse-like o’er the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0795 shop of your eyes, with your arms crossed on your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0796
FTLNLINEFTLN 079720 hands in your pocket like a man after the old
FTLNLINEFTLN 0798 painting; and keep not too long in one tune, but a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0799 snip and away. These are compliments, these are
FTLNLINEFTLN 0800 humors; these betray nice wenches that would be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0801 betrayed without these, and make them men of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0803 to these.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0804How hast thou purchased this experience?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0805By my
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0806But O— but O—.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 080730“The hobby-horse is forgot.”
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0808Call’st thou my love “hobby-horse”?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0809No, master. The hobby-horse is but a colt,SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0810 and your love perhaps a hackney.—But have you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0811 forgot your love?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 081235Almost I had.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0813Negligent student, learn her by heart.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0814By heart and in heart, boy.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0815And out of heart, master. All those three I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 0816 prove.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 081740What wilt thou prove?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0818A man, if I live; and this “by, in, and without,”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0819 upon the instant: “by” heart you love her, because
FTLNLINEFTLN 0820 your heart cannot come by her; “in” heart you love
FTLNLINEFTLN 0821 her, because your heart is in love with her; and
FTLNLINEFTLN 082245 “out” of heart you love her, being out of heart that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0823 you cannot enjoy her.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0824I am all these three.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0825And three times as much more,SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0826 nothing at all.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 082750Fetch hither the swain. He must carry me a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0828 letter.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0829A message well sympathized—a horse to be ambassador
FTLNLINEFTLN 0830 for an ass.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0831Ha? Ha? What sayest thou?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 083255Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0833 for he is very slow-gaited. But I go.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0834The way is but short. Away!
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0835As swift as lead, sir.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0836
FTLNLINEFTLN 083760 Is not lead a metal heavy, dull, and slow?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0838 Minime, honest master, or rather, master, no.
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0839 I say lead is slow.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0840 You are too swift, sir, to say so.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0841 Is that lead slow which is fired from a gun?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 084265Sweet smoke of rhetoric!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0843 He reputes me a cannon, and the bullet, that’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0844 he.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0845 I shoot thee at the swain.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0846 Thump, then, and I flee.
SD
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 084770 A most acute juvenal, voluble and free of grace.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0848 By thy favor, sweet welkin, I must sigh in thy face.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0849 Most rude melancholy, valor gives thee place.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0850 My herald is returned.
SDEnter
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0851 A wonder, master!
FTLNLINEFTLN 085275 Here’s a costard broken in a shin.
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0853 Some enigma, some riddle. Come, thy l’envoi begin.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0854No egma, no riddle, no l’envoi, no salve in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0855 the mail, sir. O, sir, plantain, a plain plantain! No
FTLNLINEFTLN 0856 l’envoi, no l’envoi, no salve, sir, but a plantain.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 085780By virtue, thou enforcest laughter; thy silly
FTLNLINEFTLN 0858 thought, my spleen. The heaving of my lungs
FTLNLINEFTLN 0859 provokes me to ridiculous smiling. O pardon me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0860 my stars! Doth the inconsiderate take salve for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0861 l’envoi, and the word l’envoi for a salve?
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 086285 Do the wise think them other? Is not l’envoi a salve?
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0863 No, page, it is an epilogue or discourse to make plain
FTLNLINEFTLN 0865 I will example it:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0866 The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee
FTLNLINEFTLN 086790 Were still at odds, being but three.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0868 There’s the moral. Now the l’envoi.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0869I will add the l’envoi. Say the moral again.
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0870 The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee
FTLNLINEFTLN 0871 Were still at odds, being but three.
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 087295 Until the goose came out of door
FTLNLINEFTLN 0873 And stayed the odds by adding four.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0874 Now will I begin your moral, and do you follow with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0875 my l’envoi.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0876 The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee
FTLNLINEFTLN 0877100 Were still at odds, being but three.
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0878 Until the goose came out of door,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0879 Staying the odds by adding four.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0880A good l’envoi, ending in the goose. Would you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0881 desire more?
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0882105 The boy hath sold him a bargain—a goose, that’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0883 flat.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0884 Sir, your pennyworth is good, an your goose be fat.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0885 To sell a bargain well is as cunning as fast and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0886 loose.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0887110 Let me see: a fat l’envoi—ay, that’s a fat goose.
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0888 Come hither, come hither. How did this argument
FTLNLINEFTLN 0889 begin?
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 0890 By saying that a costard was broken in a shin.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0891 Then called you for the l’envoi.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0893 argument in. Then the boy’s fat l’envoi, the goose
FTLNLINEFTLN 0894 that you bought; and he ended the market.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0895But tell me, how was there a costard broken
FTLNLINEFTLN 0896 in a shin?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0897120I will tell you sensibly.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0898Thou hast no feeling of it, Mote. I will speak
FTLNLINEFTLN 0899 that l’envoi.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0900 I, Costard, running out, that was safely within,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0901 Fell over the threshold and broke my shin.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0902125We will talk no more of this matter.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0903Till there be more matter in the shin.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0904Sirrah Costard, I will enfranchise thee.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0905O, marry me to one Frances! I smell some
FTLNLINEFTLN 0906 l’envoi, some goose, in this.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0907130By my sweet soul, I mean, setting thee at
FTLNLINEFTLN 0908 liberty, enfreedoming thy person. Thou wert immured,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0909 restrained, captivated, bound.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0910True, true; and now you will be my purgation,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0911 and let me loose.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 0912135I give thee thy liberty, set thee from durance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0913 and, in lieu thereof, impose on thee nothing but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0914 this: bear this significant to the country maid
FTLNLINEFTLN 0915 Jaquenetta.SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 0916 SD(
FTLNLINEFTLN 0917140 mine honor is rewarding my dependents.—Mote,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0918 follow.SD
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0919Like the sequel, I. Signior Costard, adieu.
SDHe exits.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0920 My sweet ounce of man’s flesh, my incony Jew!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0921 Now will I look to his remuneration.SD
coin.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0923 three farthings. Three farthings—remuneration.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0925 I’ll give you a remuneration.” Why, it carries it!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0926 Remuneration. Why, it is a fairer name than “French
FTLNLINEFTLN 0927150 crown.” I will never buy and sell out of this word.
SDEnter Berowne.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0928My good knave Costard, exceedingly well
FTLNLINEFTLN 0929 met.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0930Pray you, sir, how much carnation ribbon
FTLNLINEFTLN 0931 may a man buy for a remuneration?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0932155What is a remuneration?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0933Marry, sir, halfpenny farthing.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0934Why then, three farthing worth of silk.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0935I thank your Worship. God be wi’ you.
SD
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0936Stay, slave, I must employ thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0937160 As thou wilt win my favor, good my knave,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0938 Do one thing for me that I shall entreat.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0939When would you have it done, sir?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0940This afternoon.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0941Well, I will do it, sir. Fare you well.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0942165Thou knowest not what it is.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0943I shall know, sir, when I have done it.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0944Why, villain, thou must know first.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0945I will come to your Worship tomorrow
FTLNLINEFTLN 0946 morning.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 0947170It must be done this afternoon. Hark, slave,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0948 it is but this:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0949 The Princess comes to hunt here in the park,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0950 And in her train there is a gentle lady.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0951 When tongues speak sweetly, then they name her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0952175 name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0953 And Rosaline they call her. Ask for her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0954 And to her white hand see thou do commend
gives him money.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 0957180Gardon.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0958 gardon! Better than remuneration, a ’levenpence
FTLNLINEFTLN 0959 farthing better! Most sweet gardon. I will do it, sir,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0960 in print. Gardon! Remuneration!SDHe exits.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0961 And I forsooth in love! I that have been love’s whip,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0962185 A very beadle to a humorous sigh,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0963 A critic, nay, a nightwatch constable,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0964 A domineering pedant o’er the boy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0965 Than whom no mortal so magnificent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0966 This wimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0967190 This Signior Junior, giant dwarf, Dan Cupid,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0968 Regent of love rhymes, lord of folded arms,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0969 Th’ anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0970 Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0971 Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0972195 Sole imperator and great general
FTLNLINEFTLN 0973 Of trotting paritors—O my little heart!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0974 And I to be a corporal of his field
FTLNLINEFTLN 0975 And wear his colors like a tumbler’s hoop!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0976 What? I love, I sue, I seek a wife?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0977200 A woman, that is like a German
FTLNLINEFTLN 0978 Still a-repairing, ever out of frame,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0979 And never going aright, being a watch,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0980 But being watched that it may still go right.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0981 Nay, to be perjured, which is worst of all.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0982205 And, among three, to love the worst of all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0983 A whitely wanton with a velvet brow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0984 With two pitch-balls stuck in her face for eyes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0985 Ay, and by heaven, one that will do the deed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0986 Though Argus were her eunuch and her guard.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0987210 And I to sigh for her, to watch for her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0988 To pray for her! Go to. It is a plague
FTLNLINEFTLN 0990 Of his almighty dreadful little might.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0991 Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue, groan.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0992215 Some men must love my lady, and some Joan.
SD
her
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0993 Was that the King that spurred his horse so hard
FTLNLINEFTLN 0994 Against the steep uprising of the hill?
FORESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 0995 I know not, but I think it was not he.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0996 Whoe’er he was, he showed a mounting mind.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 09975 Well, lords, today we shall have our dispatch.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0998 Or Saturday we will return to France.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0999 Then, forester, my friend, where is the bush
FTLNLINEFTLN 1000 That we must stand and play the murderer in?
FORESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 1001 Hereby, upon the edge of yonder coppice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 100210 A stand where you may make the fairest shoot.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1003 I thank my beauty, I am fair that shoot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1004 And thereupon thou speakst “the fairest shoot.”
FORESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 1005 Pardon me, madam, for I meant not so.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1006 What, what? First praise me, and again say no?
FTLNLINEFTLN 100715 O short-lived pride. Not fair? Alack, for woe!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1008 Yes, madam, fair.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1009 Nay, never paint me now.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1010 Where fair is not, praise cannot mend the brow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1011 Here, good my glass, take this for telling true.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 101220 Fair payment for foul words is more than due.
FORESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 1013 Nothing but fair is that which you inherit.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1014 See, see, my beauty will be saved by merit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1015 O heresy in fair, fit for these days!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1016 A giving hand, though foul, shall have fair praise.
FTLNLINEFTLN 101725 But come, the bow.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1018 mercy goes to kill,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1019 And shooting well is then accounted ill.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1020 Thus will I save my credit in the shoot:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1021 Not wounding, pity would not let me do ’t;
FTLNLINEFTLN 102230 If wounding, then it was to show my skill,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1023 That more for praise than purpose meant to kill.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1024 And out of question so it is sometimes:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1025 Glory grows guilty of detested crimes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1026 When for fame’s sake, for praise, an outward part,
FTLNLINEFTLN 102735 We bend to that the working of the heart;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1028 As I for praise alone now seek to spill
FTLNLINEFTLN 1029 The poor deer’s blood, that my heart means no ill.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1030 Do not curst wives hold that self sovereignty
FTLNLINEFTLN 1031 Only for praise’ sake when they strive to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 103240 Lords o’er their lords?
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1033 Only for praise; and praise we may afford
FTLNLINEFTLN 1034 To any lady that subdues a lord.
SDEnter Clown
FTLNLINEFTLN 1035 Here comes a member of the commonwealth.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1036God dig-you-den all! Pray you, which is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 103745 head lady?
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1038Thou shalt know her, fellow, by the rest that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1039 have no heads.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1040Which is the greatest lady, the highest?
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1041The thickest and the tallest.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 104250 The thickest and the tallest: it is so, truth is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1043 truth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1044 An your waist, mistress, were as slender as my wit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1045 One o’ these maids’ girdles for your waist should be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1046 fit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 104755 Are not you the chief woman? You are the thickest
FTLNLINEFTLN 1048 here.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1049What’s your will, sir? What’s your will?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1050I have a letter from Monsieur Berowne to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1051 one Lady Rosaline.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 105260 O, thy letter, thy letter! He’s a good friend of mine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1053 Stand aside, good bearer.—Boyet, you can carve.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1054 Break up this capon.
BOYETSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1056 This letter is mistook; it importeth none here.
FTLNLINEFTLN 105765 It is writ to Jaquenetta.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1058 We will read it, I swear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1059 Break the neck of the wax, and everyone give ear.
BOYETSD reads. FTLNLINEFTLN 1060By heaven, that thou art fair is most
FTLNLINEFTLN 1061 infallible, true that thou art beauteous, truth itself
FTLNLINEFTLN 106270 that thou art lovely. More fairer than fair, beautiful
FTLNLINEFTLN 1063 than beauteous, truer than truth itself, have commiseration
FTLNLINEFTLN 1064 on thy heroical vassal. The magnanimous and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1065 most illustrate King Cophetua set eye upon the pernicious
FTLNLINEFTLN 1066 and indubitate beggar Zenelophon; and he it
FTLNLINEFTLN 106775 was that might rightly say “Veni, vidi, vici,” which to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1069 videlicet, “He came, see, and overcame”: He
FTLNLINEFTLN 1070 came, one; see, two; overcame, three. Who came? The
FTLNLINEFTLN 1071 King. Why did he come? To see. Why did he see? To
FTLNLINEFTLN 107280 overcome. To whom came he? To the beggar. What
FTLNLINEFTLN 1073 saw he? The beggar. Who overcame he? The beggar.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1074 The conclusion is victory. On whose side? The
FTLNLINEFTLN 1075
FTLNLINEFTLN 1076 beggar’s. The catastrophe is a nuptial. On whose side?
FTLNLINEFTLN 107785 The King’s—no, on both in one, or one in both. I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 1078 the King, for so stands the comparison; thou the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1079 beggar, for so witnesseth thy lowliness. Shall I command
FTLNLINEFTLN 1080 thy love? I may. Shall I enforce thy love? I could.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1081 Shall I entreat thy love? I will. What shalt thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 108290 exchange for rags? Robes. For tittles? Titles. For thyself?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1083 Me. Thus expecting thy reply, I profane my lips on thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1084 foot, my eyes on thy picture, and my heart on thy every
FTLNLINEFTLN 1085 part.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1086 Thine, in the dearest design of industry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 108795 Don Adriano de Armado.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1088 Thus dost thou hear the Nemean lion roar
FTLNLINEFTLN 1089 ’Gainst thee, thou lamb, that standest as his prey.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1090 Submissive fall his princely feet before,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1091 And he from forage will incline to play.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1092100 But if thou strive, poor soul, what art thou then?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1093 Food for his rage, repasture for his den.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1094 What plume of feathers is he that indited this letter?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1095 What vane? What weathercock? Did you ever hear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1096 better?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1097105 I am much deceived but I remember the style.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1098 Else your memory is bad, going o’er it erewhile.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1099 This Armado is a Spaniard that keeps here in court,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1101 sport
FTLNLINEFTLN 1102110 To the Prince and his bookmates.
PRINCESSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1104 Who gave thee this letter?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1105 I told you: my lord.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1106 To whom shouldst thou give it?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1107115 From my lord to my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1108 lady.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1109From which lord to which lady?
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1110 From my Lord Berowne, a good master of mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1111 To a lady of France that he called Rosaline.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1112120 Thou hast mistaken his letter. Come, lords, away.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1113 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1114 thine another day.
SD
Forester exit. Boyet, Rosaline, Maria,
and Costard remain.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1115 Who is the shooter? Who is the shooter?
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 1116 Shall I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1117125 teach you to know?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1118 Ay, my continent of beauty.
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 1119 Why, she that bears the bow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1120 Finely put off.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1121 My lady goes to kill horns, but if thou marry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1122130 Hang me by the neck if horns that year miscarry.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1123 Finely put on.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1124 Well, then, I am the shooter.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 1125 And who is your deer?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1126 If we choose by the horns, yourself come not near.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1127135 Finely put on, indeed.
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1128 You still wrangle with her, Boyet, and she strikes at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1129 the brow.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1130 But she herself is hit lower. Have I hit her now?
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 1131Shall I come upon thee with an old saying,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1132140 that was a man when King Pippen of France was a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1133 little boy, as touching the hit it?
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 1134So I may answer thee with one as old, that was a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1135 woman when Queen Guinover of Britain was a little
FTLNLINEFTLN 1136 wench, as touching the hit it.
ROSALINESD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1137145 Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1138 Thou canst not hit it, my good man.
BOYETSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1139 An I cannot, cannot, cannot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1140 An I cannot, another can.
SD
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1141 By my troth, most pleasant. How both did fit it!
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1142150 A mark marvelous well shot, for they both did hit
FTLNLINEFTLN 1143
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1144 A mark! O, mark but that mark. “A mark,” says my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1145 lady.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1146 Let the mark have a prick in ’t to mete at, if it may
FTLNLINEFTLN 1147155 be.
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1148 Wide o’ the bow hand! I’ faith, your hand is out.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1149 Indeed, he must shoot nearer, or he’ll ne’er hit the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1150 clout.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1151 An if my hand be out, then belike your hand is in.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1152160 Then will she get the upshoot by cleaving the
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1153 Come, come, you talk greasily. Your lips grow foul.
COSTARDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1154 She’s too hard for you at pricks, sir. Challenge her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1155 to bowl.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 1156 I fear too much rubbing. Good night, my good owl.
SD
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1157165 By my soul, a swain, a most simple clown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1158 Lord, Lord, how the ladies and I have put him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1159 down.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1160 O’ my troth, most sweet jests, most incony vulgar
FTLNLINEFTLN 1161 wit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1162170 When it comes so smoothly off, so obscenely, as it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1163 were, so fit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1164 Armado
FTLNLINEFTLN 1165 To see him walk before a lady and to bear her fan.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1166 To see him kiss his hand, and how most sweetly he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1167175 will swear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1168 And his page o’ t’ other side, that handful of wit!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1169 Ah heavens, it is
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1170 Sola, sola!
SD
Nathaniel
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1171Very reverend sport, truly, and done in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1172 testimony of a good conscience.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1174 blood, ripe as the pomewater, who now hangeth
FTLNLINEFTLN 11755 like a jewel in the ear of caelo, the sky, the welkin,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1176 the heaven, and anon falleth like a crab on the face
FTLNLINEFTLN 1177 of terra, the soil, the land, the earth.
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1178Truly, Master Holofernes, the epithets are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1179 sweetly varied, like a scholar at the least. But, sir, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 118010 assure you, it was a buck of the first head.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1181Sir Nathaniel, haud credo.
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 1182’Twas not a haud credo, ’twas a pricket.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1183Most barbarous intimation! Yet a kind of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1184 insinuation, as it were, in via, in way, of explication;
FTLNLINEFTLN 118515 facere, as it were, replication, or rather, ostentare, to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1186 show, as it were, his inclination, after his undressed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1187 unpolished, uneducated, unpruned, untrained, or
FTLNLINEFTLN 1188 rather unlettered, or ratherest, unconfirmed fashion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1189 to insert again my haud credo for a deer.
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 119020I said the deer was not a haud credo, ’twas a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1191 pricket.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1192Twice-sod simplicity, bis coctus!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1193 O thou monster ignorance, how deformed dost thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1194 look!
NATHANIEL
FTLNLINEFTLN 119525 Sir, he hath never fed of the dainties that are bred
FTLNLINEFTLN 1196 in a book.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1197 He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk
FTLNLINEFTLN 1198 ink. His intellect is not replenished. He is only an
FTLNLINEFTLN 1199 animal, only sensible in the duller parts.
FTLNLINEFTLN 120030 And such barren plants are set before us that we
FTLNLINEFTLN 1201 thankful should be—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1202 Which we
FTLNLINEFTLN 1203 that do fructify in us more than he.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1204 For as it would ill become me to be vain, indiscreet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 120535 or a fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1206 So were there a patch set on learning, to see him in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1207 a school.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1209 Many can brook the weather that love not the wind.
DULL
FTLNLINEFTLN 121040 You two are bookmen. Can you tell me by your wit
FTLNLINEFTLN 1211 What was a month old at Cain’s birth that’s not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1212 five weeks old as yet?
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1213Dictynna, goodman Dull, Dictynna,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1214 goodman Dull.
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 121545What is “dictima”?
NATHANIEL
FTLNLINEFTLN 1216 A title to Phoebe, to Luna, to the moon.
HOLOFERNES
FTLNLINEFTLN 1217 The moon was a month old when Adam was no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1218 more.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1219 And raught not to five weeks when he came to
FTLNLINEFTLN 122050 fivescore.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1221 Th’ allusion holds in the exchange.
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 1222’Tis true indeed. The collusion holds in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1223 exchange.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1224God comfort thy capacity! I say, th’ allusion
FTLNLINEFTLN 122555 holds in the exchange.
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 1226And I say the pollution holds in the exchange, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1227 the moon is never but a month old. And I say besides
FTLNLINEFTLN 1228 that, ’twas a pricket that the Princess killed.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1229Sir Nathaniel, will you hear an extemporal
FTLNLINEFTLN 123060 epitaph on the death of the deer? And, to humor
FTLNLINEFTLN 1231 the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1232 pricket.
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1233Perge, good Master Holofernes, perge, so it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1234 shall please you to abrogate scurrility.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 123565I will something affect the letter, for it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1236 argues facility.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1237 The preyful princess pierced and pricked
FTLNLINEFTLN 1238 a pretty pleasing pricket,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1239 Some say a sore, but not a sore till now made
FTLNLINEFTLN 124070 sore with shooting.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1242 jumps from thicket,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1243 Or pricket sore, or else sorel. The people fall
FTLNLINEFTLN 1244 a-hooting.
FTLNLINEFTLN 124575 If sore be sore, then “L” to “sore” makes fifty
FTLNLINEFTLN 1246 sores o’ sorel.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1247 Of one sore I an hundred make by adding but one
FTLNLINEFTLN 1248 more “L.”
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1249A rare talent.
DULLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1251 him with a talent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1253 a foolish extravagant spirit, full of forms,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1254 figures, shapes, objects, ideas, apprehensions, motions,
FTLNLINEFTLN 125585 revolutions. These are begot in the ventricle
FTLNLINEFTLN 1256 of memory, nourished in the womb of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1257 and delivered upon the mellowing of occasion. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 1258 the gift is good in those
FTLNLINEFTLN 1259 am thankful for it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1261 my parishioners, for their sons are well tutored by
FTLNLINEFTLN 1262 you, and their daughters profit very greatly under
FTLNLINEFTLN 1263 you. You are a good member of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1264 commonwealth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1266 they shall want no instruction; if their daughters be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1267 capable, I will put it to them. But Vir sapis qui pauca
FTLNLINEFTLN 1268 loquitur. A soul feminine saluteth us.
SDEnter Jaquenetta and the Clown
JAQUENETTASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1270100 Master Person.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1272 if one should be pierced, which is the one?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1273Marry, Master Schoolmaster, he that is likeliest
FTLNLINEFTLN 1274 to a hogshead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1276 of conceit in a turf of earth; fire enough for a flint,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1277 pearl enough for a swine. ’Tis pretty, it is well.
JAQUENETTASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1279 good as read me this letter. It was given me by
FTLNLINEFTLN 1280110 Costard, and sent me from Don Armado. I beseech
FTLNLINEFTLN 1281 you, read it.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1282 Facile precor gelida quando peccas omnia sub umbra.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1283 Ruminat—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1284 and so forth. Ah, good old Mantuan! I may speak of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1285115 thee as the traveler doth of Venice:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1286 Venetia, Venetia,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1287 Chi non ti vede, non ti pretia.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1288 Old Mantuan, old Mantuan! Who understandeth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1289 thee not, loves thee not.SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 1290120 mi, fa.SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 1291 the contents? Or rather, as Horace says in his—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1292 SD(
FTLNLINEFTLN 1295125 Lege, domine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1296 If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to love?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1297 Ah, never faith could hold, if not to beauty vowed!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1298 Though to myself forsworn, to thee I’ll faithful prove.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1299 Those thoughts to me were oaks, to thee like osiers
FTLNLINEFTLN 1300130 bowed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1301 Study his bias leaves and makes his book thine eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1302 Where all those pleasures live that art would
FTLNLINEFTLN 1303 comprehend.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1304 If knowledge be the mark, to know thee shall suffice.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1305135 Well-learnèd is that tongue that well can thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 1306 commend.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1308 Which is to me some praise that I thy parts admire.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1309 Thy eye Jove’s lightning bears, thy voice his dreadful
FTLNLINEFTLN 1310140 thunder,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1311 Which, not to anger bent, is music and sweet fire.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1312 Celestial as thou art, O, pardon love this wrong,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1313 That sings heaven’s praise with such an earthly tongue.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1314You find not the apostrophus, and so
FTLNLINEFTLN 1315145 miss the accent. Let me supervise the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1316 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1317 but, for the elegancy, facility, and golden cadence of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1318 poesy—caret. Ovidius Naso was the man. And why
FTLNLINEFTLN 1319 indeed “Naso,” but for smelling out the odoriferous
FTLNLINEFTLN 1320150 flowers of fancy, the jerks of invention? Imitari is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1321 nothing: so doth the hound his master, the ape his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1322 keeper, the tired horse his rider.—But damosella
FTLNLINEFTLN 1323 virgin, was this directed to you?
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 1324Ay, sir, from one Monsieur Berowne, one
FTLNLINEFTLN 1325155 of the strange queen’s lords.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1327 the snow-white hand of the most beauteous Lady
FTLNLINEFTLN 1328 Rosaline.” I will look again on the intellect of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1329 letter for the nomination of the party
FTLNLINEFTLN 1330160 the person written unto: “Your Ladyship’s in all
FTLNLINEFTLN 1331 desired employment, Berowne.” Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 1332 Berowne is one of the votaries with the King, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1333 here he hath framed a letter to a sequent of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1334 stranger queen’s: which accidentally, or by the way
FTLNLINEFTLN 1335165 of progression, hath miscarried.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1336 Trip and go, my sweet. Deliver this paper into the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1337 royal hand of the King. It may concern much. Stay
FTLNLINEFTLN 1338 not thy compliment. I forgive thy duty. Adieu.
JAQUENETTA FTLNLINEFTLN 1339Good Costard, go with me.—Sir, God
FTLNLINEFTLN 1340170 save your life.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1341Have with thee, my girl.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1343 very religiously; and, as a certain Father saith—
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1344Sir, tell not me of the Father. I do fear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1345175 colorable colors. But to return to the verses: did
FTLNLINEFTLN 1346 they please you, Sir Nathaniel?
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1347Marvelous well for the pen.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1348I do dine today at the father’s of a certain
FTLNLINEFTLN 1349 pupil of mine, where if, before repast, it shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 1350180 please you to gratify the table with a grace, I will,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1351 on my privilege I have with the parents of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1352 foresaid child or pupil, undertake your ben venuto;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1353 where I will prove those verses to be very unlearned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1354 neither savoring of poetry, wit, nor invention.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1355185 I beseech your society.
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1356And thank you too; for society, saith the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1357 text, is the happiness of life.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1358And certes the text most infallibly concludes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1359 it.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1360190 not say me nay. Pauca verba. Away! The gentles are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1361 at their game, and we will to our recreation.
SDThey exit.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 1362The King, he is hunting the deer; I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 1363 coursing myself. They have pitched a toil; I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 1364 toiling in a pitch—pitch that defiles. Defile! A foul
FTLNLINEFTLN 1365 word. Well, “set thee down, sorrow”; for so they
FTLNLINEFTLN 13665 say the fool said, and so say I, and I the fool. Well
FTLNLINEFTLN 1367 proved, wit. By the Lord, this love is as mad as Ajax.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1368 It kills sheep, it kills me, I a sheep. Well proved
FTLNLINEFTLN 1369 again, o’ my side. I will not love. If I do, hang me. I’
FTLNLINEFTLN 1370 faith, I will not. O, but her eye! By this light, but for
FTLNLINEFTLN 137110 her eye I would not love her; yes, for her two eyes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1373 throat. By heaven, I do love, and it hath taught me to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1374 rhyme, and to be melancholy. And here is part of my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1375 rhyme, and here my melancholy. Well, she hath one
FTLNLINEFTLN 137615 o’ my sonnets already. The clown bore it, the fool
FTLNLINEFTLN 1377 sent it, and the lady hath it. Sweet clown, sweeter
FTLNLINEFTLN 1378 fool, sweetest lady. By the world, I would not care a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1379 pin, if the other three were in. Here comes one with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1380 a paper. God give him grace to groan.
SDHe stands aside.
SDThe King entereth
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 138120Ay me!
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1383 Cupid. Thou hast thumped him with thy birdbolt
FTLNLINEFTLN 1384 under the left pap. In faith, secrets!
KINGSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1385 So sweet a kiss the golden sun gives not
FTLNLINEFTLN 138625 To those fresh morning drops upon the rose
FTLNLINEFTLN 1387 As thy eyebeams, when their fresh rays have smote
FTLNLINEFTLN 1388 The night of dew that on my cheeks down flows.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1389 Nor shines the silver moon one-half so bright
FTLNLINEFTLN 1390 Through the transparent bosom of the deep
FTLNLINEFTLN 139130 As doth thy face, through tears of mine, give light.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1392 Thou shin’st in every tear that I do weep.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1393 No drop but as a coach doth carry thee;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1394 So ridest thou triumphing in my woe.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1395 Do but behold the tears that swell in me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 139635 And they thy glory through my grief will show.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1397 But do not love thyself; then thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1398 My tears for glasses, and still make me weep.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1399 O queen of queens, how far dost thou excel
FTLNLINEFTLN 1400 No thought can think, nor tongue of mortal tell.
FTLNLINEFTLN 140140 How shall she know my griefs? I’ll drop the paper.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1402 Sweet leaves, shade folly. Who is he comes here?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1403 What, Longaville, and reading! Listen, ear.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1404 Now, in thy likeness, one more fool appear!
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 1405Ay me! I am forsworn.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 140645 Why, he comes in like a perjure, wearing papers!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1407 In love, I hope! Sweet fellowship in shame.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1408 One drunkard loves another of the name.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1409 Am I the first that have been perjured so?
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1410 I could put thee in comfort: not by two that I know.
FTLNLINEFTLN 141150 Thou makest the triumviry, the corner-cap of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1412 society,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1413 The shape of love’s Tyburn, that hangs up simplicity.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1414 I fear these stubborn lines lack power to move.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1415 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 141655 These numbers will I tear and write in prose.
SD
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1417 O, rhymes are guards on wanton Cupid’s hose.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1418 Disfigure not his shop!
LONGAVILLESD,
SD(He reads the sonnet.)
FTLNLINEFTLN 1420 Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 142160 ’Gainst whom the world cannot hold argument,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1422 Persuade my heart to this false perjury?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1423 Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1424 A woman I forswore, but I will prove,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1425 Thou being a goddess, I forswore not thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 142665 My vow was earthly, thou a heavenly love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1428 Vows are but breath, and breath a vapor is.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1429 Then thou, fair sun, which on my Earth dost
FTLNLINEFTLN 1430 shine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 143170 Exhal’st this vapor-vow; in thee it is.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1432 If broken, then, it is no fault of mine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1433 If by me broke, what fool is not so wise
FTLNLINEFTLN 1434 To lose an oath to win a paradise?
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1435 This is the liver vein, which makes flesh a deity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 143675 A green goose a goddess. Pure, pure
FTLNLINEFTLN 1437 God amend us, God amend. We are much out o’ th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 1438 way.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1439 By whom shall I send this?—Company? Stay.
SD
SDEnter Dumaine,
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1440 All hid, all hid—an old infant play.
FTLNLINEFTLN 144180 Like a demigod here sit I in the sky,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1442 And wretched fools’ secrets heedfully o’ereye.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1443 More sacks to the mill. O heavens, I have my wish.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1444 Dumaine transformed! Four woodcocks in a dish.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 1445O most divine Kate!
BEROWNESD,
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1447 By heaven, the wonder in a mortal eye!
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1448 By Earth, she is not, corporal. There you lie.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1449 Her amber hairs for foul hath amber quoted.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1450 An amber-colored raven was well noted.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 145190 As upright as the cedar.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1453 Her shoulder is with child.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 1454 As fair as day.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1455 Ay, as some days, but then no sun must shine.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 145695 O, that I had my wish!
LONGAVILLESD,
KINGSD,
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1459 Amen, so I had mine. Is not that a good word?
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1460 I would forget her, but a fever she
FTLNLINEFTLN 1461100 Reigns in my blood, and will remembered be.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1462 A fever in your blood? Why, then incision
FTLNLINEFTLN 1463 Would let her out in saucers! Sweet misprision.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1464 Once more I’ll read the ode that I have writ.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1465 Once more I’ll mark how love can vary wit.
DUMAINESD reads his sonnet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1466105 On a day—alack the day!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1467 Love, whose month is ever May,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1468 Spied a blossom passing fair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1469 Playing in the wanton air.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1470 Through the velvet leaves the wind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1471110 All unseen, can passage find;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1472 That the lover, sick to death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1473
FTLNLINEFTLN 1474 “Air,” quoth he, “thy cheeks may blow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1475 Air, would I might triumph so!”
FTLNLINEFTLN 1476115 But, alack, my hand is sworn
FTLNLINEFTLN 1477 Ne’er to pluck thee from thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1479 Youth so apt to pluck a sweet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1480 Do not call it sin in me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1481120 That I am forsworn for thee—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1482 Thou for whom Jove would swear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1483 Juno but an Ethiope were,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1484 And deny himself for Jove,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1485 Turning mortal for thy love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1486125 This will I send, and something else more plain
FTLNLINEFTLN 1487 That shall express my true love’s fasting pain.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1488 O, would the King, Berowne, and Longaville
FTLNLINEFTLN 1489 Were lovers too! Ill to example ill
FTLNLINEFTLN 1490 Would from my forehead wipe a perjured note,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1491130 For none offend where all alike do dote.
LONGAVILLESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1492 Dumaine, thy love is far from charity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1493 That in love’s grief desir’st society.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1494 You may look pale, but I should blush, I know,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1495 To be o’er-heard and taken napping so.
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1496135 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1497 case is such.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1498 You chide at him, offending twice as much.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1499 You do not love Maria? Longaville
FTLNLINEFTLN 1500 Did never sonnet for her sake compile,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1501140 Nor never lay his wreathèd arms athwart
FTLNLINEFTLN 1502 His loving bosom to keep down his heart?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1503 I have been closely shrouded in this bush
FTLNLINEFTLN 1504 And marked you both, and for you both did blush.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1505 I heard your guilty rhymes, observed your fashion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1506145 Saw sighs reek from you, noted well your passion.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1507 “Ay, me!” says one. “O Jove!” the other cries.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1508 One, her hairs were gold, crystal the other’s eyes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1509 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1510 and troth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1512 infringe an oath.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1513 What will Berowne say when that he shall hear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1514 Faith infringed, which such zeal did swear?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1515 How will he scorn, how will he spend his wit!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1516155 How will he triumph, leap, and laugh at it!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1517 For all the wealth that ever I did see,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1518 I would not have him know so much by me.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1519 Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1520 Ah, good my liege, I pray thee pardon me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1521160 Good heart, what grace hast thou thus to reprove
FTLNLINEFTLN 1522 These worms for loving, that art most in love?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1523 Your eyes do make no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1524 There is no certain princess that appears.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1525 You’ll not be perjured, ’tis a hateful thing!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1526165 Tush, none but minstrels like of sonneting!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1527 But are you not ashamed? Nay, are you not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1528 All three of you, to be thus much o’ershot?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1529 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1530 mote did see,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1531170 But I a beam do find in each of three.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1532 O, what a scene of fool’ry have I seen,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1533 Of sighs, of groans, of sorrow, and of teen!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1534 O me, with what strict patience have I sat,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1535 To see a king transformèd to a gnat!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1536175 To see great Hercules whipping a gig,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1537 And profound Solomon to tune a jig,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1538 And Nestor play at pushpin with the boys,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1539 And critic Timon laugh at idle toys.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1540 Where lies thy grief, O tell me, good Dumaine?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1541180 And gentle Longaville, where lies thy pain?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1542 And where my liege’s? All about the breast!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1543 A caudle, ho!
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1544 Too bitter is thy jest.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1545 Are we betrayed thus to thy overview?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1546185 Not you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1547 I, that am honest, I, that hold it sin
FTLNLINEFTLN 1548 To break the vow I am engagèd in.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1549 I am betrayed by keeping company
FTLNLINEFTLN 1550 With men like
FTLNLINEFTLN 1551190 When shall you see me write a thing in rhyme?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1552 Or groan for Joan? or spend a minute’s time
FTLNLINEFTLN 1553 In pruning me? When shall you hear that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1554 Will praise a hand, a foot, a face, an eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1555 A gait, a state, a brow, a breast, a waist,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1556195 A leg, a limb—
SDEnter Jaquenetta,
SD
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1557 Soft, whither away so fast?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1558 A true man, or a thief, that gallops so?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1559 I post from love. Good lover, let me go.
JAQUENETTA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1560 God bless the King.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1561200 What present hast thou there?
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1562 Some certain treason.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1563 What makes treason here?
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1564 Nay, it makes nothing, sir.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1565 If it mar nothing neither,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1566205 The treason and you go in peace away together.
JAQUENETTA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1567 I beseech your Grace, let this letter be read.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1568 Our person misdoubts it. ’Twas treason, he said.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1569 Berowne, read it over.
SD
SD
KINGSD,
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1573Of Dun Adramadio, Dun Adramadio.
SD
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1574 How now, what is in you? Why dost thou tear it?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1575 A toy, my liege, a toy. Your Grace needs not fear it.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1576215 It did move him to passion, and therefore let’s hear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1577 it.
DUMAINESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1578 It is Berowne’s writing, and here is his name.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1579 Ah, you whoreson loggerhead, you were born to do
FTLNLINEFTLN 1580 me shame.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1581220 Guilty, my lord, guilty. I confess, I confess.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1582What?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1583 That you three fools lacked me fool to make up
FTLNLINEFTLN 1584 the mess.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1585 He, he, and you—and you, my liege—and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1586225 Are pickpurses in love, and we deserve to die.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1587 O, dismiss this audience, and I shall tell you more.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1588 Now the number is even.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 1589 True, true, we are four.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1590 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1591230 turtles be gone?
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1592 Hence, sirs. Away.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1593 Walk aside the true folk, and let the traitors stay.
SD
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1594 Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O, let us embrace.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1595 As true we are as flesh and blood can be.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1597 Young blood doth not obey an old decree.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1598 We cannot cross the cause why we were born;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1599 Therefore of all hands must we be forsworn.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1600 What, did these rent lines show some love of thine?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1601240 Did they, quoth you? Who sees the heavenly
FTLNLINEFTLN 1602 Rosaline
FTLNLINEFTLN 1603 That, like a rude and savage man of Ind
FTLNLINEFTLN 1604 At the first op’ning of the gorgeous East,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1605 Bows not his vassal head and, strucken blind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1606245 Kisses the base ground with obedient breast?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1607 What peremptory eagle-sighted eye
FTLNLINEFTLN 1608 Dares look upon the heaven of her brow
FTLNLINEFTLN 1609 That is not blinded by her majesty?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1610 What zeal, what fury, hath inspired thee now?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1611250 My love, her mistress, is a gracious moon,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1612 She an attending star scarce seen a light.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1613 My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Berowne.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1614 O, but for my love, day would turn to night!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1615 Of all complexions the culled sovereignty
FTLNLINEFTLN 1616255 Do meet as at a fair in her fair cheek.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1617 Where several worthies make one dignity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1618 Where nothing wants that want itself doth seek.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1619 Lend me the flourish of all gentle tongues—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1620 Fie, painted rhetoric! O, she needs it not!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1621260 To things of sale a seller’s praise belongs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1622 She passes praise. Then praise too short doth blot.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1623 A withered hermit, fivescore winters worn,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1624 Might shake off fifty, looking in her eye.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1625 Beauty doth varnish age, as if newborn,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1627 O, ’tis the sun that maketh all things shine!
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1628 By heaven, thy love is black as ebony.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1629 Is ebony like her? O word divine!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1630 A wife of such wood were felicity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1631270 O, who can give an oath? Where is a book,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1632 That I may swear beauty doth beauty lack
FTLNLINEFTLN 1633 If that she learn not of her eye to look?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1634 No face is fair that is not full so black.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1635 O, paradox! Black is the badge of hell,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1636275 The hue of dungeons and the school of night,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1637 And beauty’s crest becomes the heavens well.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1638 Devils soonest tempt, resembling spirits of light.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1639 O, if in black my lady’s brows be decked,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1640 It mourns that painting
FTLNLINEFTLN 1641280 Should ravish doters with a false aspect:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1642 And therefore is she born to make black fair.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1643 Her favor turns the fashion of the days,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1644 For native blood is counted painting now.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1645 And therefore red, that would avoid dispraise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1646285 Paints itself black to imitate her brow.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1647 To look like her are chimney-sweepers black.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1648 And since her time are colliers counted bright.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1649 And Ethiopes of their sweet complexion crack.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1650 Dark needs no candles now, for dark is light.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1651290 Your mistresses dare never come in rain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1652 For fear their colors should be washed away.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1653 ’Twere good yours did, for, sir, to tell you plain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1654 I’ll find a fairer face not washed today.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1655 I’ll prove her fair, or talk till doomsday here.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1656295 No devil will fright thee then so much as she.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1657 I never knew man hold vile stuff so dear.
LONGAVILLESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1658 Look, here’s thy love; my foot and her face see.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1659 O, if the streets were pavèd with thine eyes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1660 Her feet were much too dainty for such tread.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1661300 O vile! Then as she goes, what upward lies
FTLNLINEFTLN 1662 The street should see as she walked overhead.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1663 But what of this? Are we not all in love?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1664 Nothing so sure, and thereby all forsworn.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1665 Then leave this chat, and, good Berowne, now prove
FTLNLINEFTLN 1666305 Our loving lawful, and our faith not torn.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1667 Ay, marry, there, some flattery for this evil.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1668 O, some authority how to proceed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1669 Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheat the devil.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1670 Some salve for perjury.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 1671310 O, ’tis more than need.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1672 Have at you, then, affection’s men-at-arms!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1673 O, we have made a vow to study, lords,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1674 And in that vow we have forsworn our books.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1676315 In leaden contemplation have found out
FTLNLINEFTLN 1677 Such fiery numbers as the prompting eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1678 Of beauty’s tutors have enriched you with?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1679 Other slow arts entirely keep the brain
FTLNLINEFTLN 1680 And therefore, finding barren practicers,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1681320 Scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1682 But love, first learnèd in a lady’s eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1683 Lives not alone immurèd in the brain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1684 But with the motion of all elements
FTLNLINEFTLN 1685 Courses as swift as thought in every power,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1686325 And gives to every power a double power,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1687 Above their functions and their offices.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1688 It adds a precious seeing to the eye.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1689 A lover’s eyes will gaze an eagle blind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1690 A lover’s ear will hear the lowest sound,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1691330 When the suspicious head of theft is stopped.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1692 Love’s feeling is more soft and sensible
FTLNLINEFTLN 1693 Than are the tender horns of cockled snails.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1694 Love’s tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1695 For valor, is not love a Hercules,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1696335 Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1697 Subtle as Sphinx, as sweet and musical
FTLNLINEFTLN 1698 As bright Apollo’s lute strung with his hair.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1699 And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods
FTLNLINEFTLN 1700 Make heaven drowsy with the harmony.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1701340 Never durst poet touch a pen to write
FTLNLINEFTLN 1702 Until his ink were tempered with love’s sighs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1703 O, then his lines would ravish savage ears
FTLNLINEFTLN 1704 And plant in tyrants mild humility.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1705 From women’s eyes this doctrine I derive.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1706345 They sparkle still the right Promethean fire.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1707 They are the books, the arts, the academes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1708 That show, contain, and nourish all the world.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1709 Else none at all in ought proves excellent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1711350 Or, keeping what is sworn, you will prove fools.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1712 For wisdom’s sake, a word that all men love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1713 Or for love’s sake, a word that loves all men,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1714 Or for men’s sake, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1715 Or women’s sake, by whom we men are men,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1716355
FTLNLINEFTLN 1717 Or else we lose ourselves to keep our oaths.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1718 It is religion to be thus forsworn,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1719 For charity itself fulfills the law,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1720 And who can sever love from charity?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1721360 Saint Cupid, then, and, soldiers, to the field!
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1722 Advance your standards, and upon them, lords.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1723 Pell-mell, down with them. But be first advised
FTLNLINEFTLN 1724 In conflict that you get the sun of them.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1725 Now to plain dealing. Lay these glozes by.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1726365 Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1727 And win them, too. Therefore let us devise
FTLNLINEFTLN 1728 Some entertainment for them in their tents.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1729 First, from the park let us conduct them thither.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1730 Then homeward every man attach the hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 1731370 Of his fair mistress. In the afternoon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1732 We will with some strange pastime solace them,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1733 Such as the shortness of the time can shape;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1734 For revels, dances, masques, and merry hours
FTLNLINEFTLN 1735 Forerun fair love, strewing her way with flowers.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1736375 Away, away! No time shall be omitted
FTLNLINEFTLN 1737 That will betime and may by us be fitted.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1738
FTLNLINEFTLN 1739 And justice always whirls in equal measure.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1740 Light wenches may prove plagues to men forsworn;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1741380 If so, our copper buys no better treasure.
SD
and Dull
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1742Satis quid sufficit.
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1743I praise God for you, sir. Your reasons at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1744 dinner have been sharp and sententious, pleasant
FTLNLINEFTLN 1745 without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious
FTLNLINEFTLN 17465 without impudency, learned without opinion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1747 and strange without heresy. I did converse this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1748 quondam day with a companion of the King’s, who
FTLNLINEFTLN 1749 is intituled, nominated, or called Don Adriano de
FTLNLINEFTLN 1750 Armado.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 175110Novi
FTLNLINEFTLN 1752 is lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue filed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1753 his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general
FTLNLINEFTLN 1754 behavior vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1755 too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it
FTLNLINEFTLN 175615 were, too peregrinate, as I may call it.
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1757A most singular and choice epithet.
SDDraw out his table book.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1758He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
FTLNLINEFTLN 1759 finer than the staple of his argument. I abhor
FTLNLINEFTLN 1760 such fanatical phantasimes, such insociable and
FTLNLINEFTLN 176120 point-devise companions, such rackers of orthography,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1762 as to speak “dout,” fine, when he should
FTLNLINEFTLN 1763 say “doubt”; “det” when he should pronounce
FTLNLINEFTLN 1765 “cauf,” half “hauf,” neighbor vocatur “nebor”;
FTLNLINEFTLN 176625 neigh abbreviated ne. This is abhominable—which
FTLNLINEFTLN 1767 he would call “abominable.” It insinuateth me of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1768
FTLNLINEFTLN 1769 lunatic.
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1770Laus Deo,
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 177130
FTLNLINEFTLN 1772 scratched; ’twill serve.
SDEnter
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1773Videsne quis venit?
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1774Video, et gaudeo.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 1775Chirrah.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 177635Quare “chirrah,” not “sirrah”?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 1777Men of peace, well encountered.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1778Most military sir, salutation.
BOYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1780 of languages and stolen the scraps.
COSTARDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1782 almsbasket of words. I marvel thy master hath not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1783 eaten thee for a word, for thou art not so long by the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1784 head as honorificabilitudinitatibus. Thou art easier
FTLNLINEFTLN 1785 swallowed than a flapdragon.
BOYSD,
ARMADOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1788 lettered?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 1789Yes, yes, he teaches boys the hornbook.—What is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1790 a, b spelled backward, with the horn on his head?
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 179150Ba, pueritia, with a horn added.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 1792Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn.—You hear his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1793 learning.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1794Quis, quis, thou consonant?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 1795The last of the five vowels, if you repeat them; or
FTLNLINEFTLN 179655 the fifth, if I.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1797I will repeat them: a, e, i—
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 1799Now by the salt
FTLNLINEFTLN 1800 a sweet touch, a quick venue of wit! Snip, snap,
FTLNLINEFTLN 180160 quick and home. It rejoiceth my intellect. True
FTLNLINEFTLN 1802 wit.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 1803Offered by a child to an old man—which is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1804 wit-old.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1805What is the figure? What is the figure?
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 180665Horns.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1807Thou disputes like an infant. Go whip thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1808 gig.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 1809Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip
FTLNLINEFTLN 1810 about your infamy—unum cita—a gig of a cuckold’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 181170 horn.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 1812An I had but one penny in the world, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1813 shouldst have it to buy gingerbread! Hold, there is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1814 the very remuneration I had of thy master, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1815 halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion.
FTLNLINEFTLN 181675 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1817 so pleased that thou wert but my bastard, what a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1818 joyful father wouldest thou make me! Go to, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1819 hast it ad dunghill, at the fingers’ ends, as they say.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1820Oh, I smell false Latin! Dunghill for
FTLNLINEFTLN 182180 unguem.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 1822Arts-man, preambulate. We will be singuled
FTLNLINEFTLN 1823 from the barbarous. Do you not educate youth at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1824 the charge-house on the top of the mountain?
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1825Or mons, the hill.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 182685At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1827I do, sans question.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 1828Sir, it is the King’s most sweet pleasure and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1829 affection to congratulate the Princess at her pavilion
FTLNLINEFTLN 1830 in the posteriors of this day, which the rude
FTLNLINEFTLN 183190 multitude call the afternoon.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1832“The posterior of the day,” most generous
FTLNLINEFTLN 1833 sir, is liable, congruent, and measurable for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1835 sweet, and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assure.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 183695Sir, the King is a noble gentleman, and my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1837 familiar, I do assure you, very good friend. For
FTLNLINEFTLN 1838 what is inward between us, let it pass. I do beseech
FTLNLINEFTLN 1839 thee, remember thy courtesy; I beseech thee apparel
FTLNLINEFTLN 1840 thy head. And among other important and most
FTLNLINEFTLN 1841100 serious designs, and of great import indeed, too—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1842 but let that pass; for I must tell thee, it will please his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1843 Grace, by the world, sometimes to lean upon my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1844 poor shoulder and with his royal finger thus dally
FTLNLINEFTLN 1845 with my excrement, with my mustachio—but,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1846105 sweetheart, let that pass. By the world, I recount no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1847 fable! Some certain special honors it pleaseth his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1848 Greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1849 travel, that hath seen the world—but let that pass.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1850 The very all of all is—but sweetheart, I do implore
FTLNLINEFTLN 1851110 secrecy—that the King would have me present the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1852 Princess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1853 or show, or pageant, or antic, or firework.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1854 Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1855 self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking
FTLNLINEFTLN 1856115 out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1857 withal to the end to crave your assistance.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1858Sir, you shall present before her the Nine
FTLNLINEFTLN 1859 Worthies.—Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 1860 entertainment of time, some show in the posterior
FTLNLINEFTLN 1861120 of this day, to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1862 King’s command, and this most gallant, illustrate,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1863 and learned gentleman, before the Princess—I say,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1864 none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies.
NATHANIEL FTLNLINEFTLN 1865Where will you find men worthy enough to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1866125 present them?
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1867Joshua, yourself; myself; and this gallant
FTLNLINEFTLN 1868 gentleman, Judas Maccabaeus. This swain, because
FTLNLINEFTLN 1869 of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey
FTLNLINEFTLN 1870 the Great; the page, Hercules—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1872 enough for that Worthy’s thumb; he is not so big as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1873 the end of his club!
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1874Shall I have audience? He shall present
FTLNLINEFTLN 1875 Hercules in minority. His enter and exit shall be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1876135 strangling a snake; and I will have an apology for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1877 that purpose.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 1878An excellent device. So, if any of the audience
FTLNLINEFTLN 1879 hiss, you may cry “Well done, Hercules, now thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1880 crushest the snake.” That is the way to make an
FTLNLINEFTLN 1881140 offense gracious, though few have the grace to do it.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 1882For the rest of the Worthies?
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1883I will play three myself.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 1884Thrice-worthy gentleman!
ARMADOSD,
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1886145We attend.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 1887We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1888 beseech you, follow.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1889Via, goodman Dull. Thou hast spoken no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1890 word all this while.
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 1891150Nor understood none neither, sir.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1892
DULL FTLNLINEFTLN 1893I’ll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play on
FTLNLINEFTLN 1894 the tabor to the Worthies and let them dance the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1895 hay.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 1896155Most dull, honest Dull. To our sport!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1897 Away.
SDThey exit.
Katherine, and Maria.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1898 Sweethearts, we shall be rich ere we depart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1899 If fairings come thus plentifully in.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1901 Look you what I have from the loving king.
SD
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 19025 Madam, came nothing else along with that?
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1903 Nothing but this? Yes, as much love in rhyme
FTLNLINEFTLN 1904 As would be crammed up in a sheet of paper
FTLNLINEFTLN 1905 Writ o’ both sides the leaf, margent and all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1906 That he was fain to seal on Cupid’s name.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 190710 That was the way to make his godhead wax,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1908 For he hath been five thousand year a boy.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1909 Ay, and a shrewd unhappy gallows, too.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1910 You’ll ne’er be friends with him. He killed your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1911 sister.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 191215 He made her melancholy, sad, and heavy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1913 And so she died. Had she been light like you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1914 Of such a merry, nimble, stirring spirit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1915 She might ha’ been
FTLNLINEFTLN 1916 And so may you, for a light heart lives long.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 191720 What’s your dark meaning, mouse, of this light
FTLNLINEFTLN 1918 word?
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1919 A light condition in a beauty dark.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1920 We need more light to find your meaning out.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1921 You’ll mar the light by taking it in snuff;
FTLNLINEFTLN 192225 Therefore I’ll darkly end the argument.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1923 Look what you do, you do it still i’ th’ dark.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1924 So do not you, for you are a light wench.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1925 Indeed, I weigh not you, and therefore light.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1926 You weigh me not? O, that’s you care not for me.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 192730 Great reason: for past care is still past cure.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1928 Well bandied both; a set of wit well played.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1929 But, Rosaline, you have a favor too.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1930 Who sent it? And what is it?
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 1931 I would you knew.
FTLNLINEFTLN 193235 An if my face were but as fair as yours,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1933 My favor were as great. Be witness this.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1934 Nay, I have verses too, I thank Berowne;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1935 The numbers true; and were the numb’ring too,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1936 I were the fairest goddess on the ground.
FTLNLINEFTLN 193740 I am compared to twenty thousand fairs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1938 O, he hath drawn my picture in his letter.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1939Anything like?
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1940 Much in the letters, nothing in the praise.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1941 Beauteous as ink: a good conclusion.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 194245 Fair as a text B in a copybook.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1943 Ware pencils, ho! Let me not die your debtor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1944 My red dominical, my golden letter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1945 O, that your face were not so full of O’s!
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1946 A pox of that jest! And I beshrew all shrows.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1948 From fair Dumaine?
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1949 Madam, this glove.SD
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1950 Did he not send you twain?
KATHERINE FTLNLINEFTLN 1951Yes, madam, and moreover,
FTLNLINEFTLN 195255 Some thousand verses of a faithful lover,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1953 A huge translation of hypocrisy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1954 Vilely compiled, profound simplicity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1955 This, and these
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1956 The letter is too long by half a mile.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 195760 I think no less. Dost thou not wish in heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 1958 The chain were longer and the letter short?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1959 Ay, or I would these hands might never part.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1960 We are wise girls to mock our lovers so.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1961 They are worse fools to purchase mocking so.
FTLNLINEFTLN 196265 That same Berowne I’ll torture ere I go.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1963 O, that I knew he were but in by th’ week,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1964 How I would make him fawn, and beg, and seek,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1965 And wait the season, and observe the times,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1966 And spend his prodigal wits in bootless rhymes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 196770 And shape his service wholly to my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1968 And make him proud to make me proud that jests!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1969 So
FTLNLINEFTLN 1970 That he should be my fool, and I his fate.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1971 None are so surely caught, when they are catched,
FTLNLINEFTLN 197275 As wit turned fool. Folly in wisdom hatched
FTLNLINEFTLN 1973 Hath wisdom’s warrant and the help of school,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1974 And wit’s own grace to grace a learnèd fool.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1975 The blood of youth burns not with such excess
FTLNLINEFTLN 1976 As gravity’s revolt to
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 197780 Folly in fools bears not so strong a note
FTLNLINEFTLN 1978 As fool’ry in the wise, when wit doth dote,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1979 Since all the power thereof it doth apply
FTLNLINEFTLN 1980 To prove, by wit, worth in simplicity.
SDEnter Boyet.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1981 Here comes Boyet, and mirth is in his face.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 198285 O, I am
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1983 Thy news, Boyet?
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 1984 Prepare, madam, prepare.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1985 Arm, wenches, arm. Encounters mounted are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1986 Against your peace. Love doth approach, disguised,
FTLNLINEFTLN 198790 Armèd in arguments. You’ll be surprised.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1988 Muster your wits, stand in your own defense,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1989 Or hide your heads like cowards, and fly hence.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1990 Saint Denis to Saint Cupid! What are they
FTLNLINEFTLN 1991 That charge their breath against us? Say, scout, say.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 199295 Under the cool shade of a sycamore,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1993 I thought to close mine eyes some half an hour.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1994 When, lo, to interrupt my purposed rest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1995 Toward that shade I might behold addressed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1996 The King and his companions. Warily
FTLNLINEFTLN 1997100 I stole into a neighbor thicket by,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1998 And overheard what you shall overhear:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1999 That, by and by, disguised,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2000 Their herald is a pretty knavish page
FTLNLINEFTLN 2001 That well by heart hath conned his embassage.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2003 “Thus must thou speak,” and “thus thy body bear.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2004 And ever and anon they made a doubt
FTLNLINEFTLN 2005 Presence majestical would put him out;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2006 “For,” quoth the King, “an angel shalt thou see;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2007110 Yet fear not thou, but speak audaciously.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2008 The boy replied “An angel is not evil.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2009 I should have feared her had she been a devil.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2010 With that, all laughed and clapped him on the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2011 shoulder,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2012115 Making the bold wag by their praises bolder.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2013 One rubbed his elbow thus, and fleered, and swore
FTLNLINEFTLN 2014 A better speech was never spoke before.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2015 Another with his finger and his thumb,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2016 Cried “Via! We will do ’t, come what will come.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2017120 The third he capered and cried “All goes well!”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2018 The fourth turned on the toe, and down he fell.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2019 With that, they all did tumble on the ground
FTLNLINEFTLN 2020 With such a zealous laughter so profound
FTLNLINEFTLN 2021 That in this spleen ridiculous appears,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2022125 To check their folly, passion’s solemn tears.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2023 But what, but what? Come they to visit us?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2024 They do, they do; and are appareled thus,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2025 Like Muscovites, or Russians, as I guess.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2026 Their purpose is to parley, to court, and dance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2027130 And every one his love-feat will advance
FTLNLINEFTLN 2028 Unto his several mistress—which they’ll know
FTLNLINEFTLN 2029 By favors several which they did bestow.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2030 And will they so? The gallants shall be tasked,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2031 For, ladies, we will every one be masked,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2032135 And not a man of them shall have the grace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2033 Despite of suit, to see a lady’s face.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2034 Hold, Rosaline, this favor thou shalt wear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2036 Hold, take thou this, my sweet, and give me thine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2037140 So shall Berowne take me for Rosaline.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2038 And change you favors too. So shall your loves
FTLNLINEFTLN 2039 Woo contrary, deceived by these removes.
SD
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2040 Come on, then, wear the favors most in sight.
KATHERINESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2041 But in this changing, what is your intent?
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2042145 The effect of my intent is to cross theirs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2043 They do it but in mockery merriment,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2044 And mock for mock is only my intent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2045 Their several counsels they unbosom shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 2046 To loves mistook, and so be mocked withal
FTLNLINEFTLN 2047150 Upon the next occasion that we meet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2048 With visages displayed, to talk and greet.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2049 But shall we dance, if they desire us to ’t?
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2050 No, to the death we will not move a foot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2051 Nor to their penned speech render we no grace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2052155 But while ’tis spoke each turn away
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2053 Why, that contempt will kill the speaker’s heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2054 And quite divorce his memory from his part.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2055 Therefore I do it, and I make no doubt
FTLNLINEFTLN 2056 The rest will
FTLNLINEFTLN 2057160 There’s no such sport as sport by sport o’erthrown,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2058 To make theirs ours and ours none but our own.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2059 So shall we stay, mocking intended game,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2060 And they, well mocked, depart away with shame.
SDSound trumpet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2061 The trumpet sounds. Be masked; the maskers come.
SD
SDEnter Blackamoors with music, the Boy with a speech,
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2062165 All hail, the richest beauties on the Earth!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2063 Beauties no richer than rich taffeta.
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2064 A holy parcel of the fairest dames
SD(The Ladies turn their backs to him.)
FTLNLINEFTLN 2065 That ever turned their—backs—to mortal views.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2066Their eyes, villain, their eyes!
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2067170 That
FTLNLINEFTLN 2068 Out—
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2069True; out indeed.
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2070 Out of your favors, heavenly spirits, vouchsafe
FTLNLINEFTLN 2071 Not to behold—
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2072175Once to behold, rogue!
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2073 Once to behold with your sun-beamèd eyes—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2074 With your sun-beamèd eyes—
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2075 They will not answer to that epithet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2076 You were best call it “daughter-beamèd eyes.”
BOY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2077180 They do not mark me, and that brings me out.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2078 Is this your perfectness? Begone, you rogue!
SD
ROSALINESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2079 What would these
FTLNLINEFTLN 2080 Boyet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2082185 That some plain man recount their purposes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2083 Know what they would.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2084 What would you with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2085
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2086 Nothing but peace and gentle visitation.
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2087190What would they, say they?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2088 Nothing but peace and gentle visitation.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2089 Why, that they have, and bid them so be gone.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2090 She says you have it, and you may be gone.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2091 Say to her we have measured many miles
FTLNLINEFTLN 2092195 To tread a measure with her on this grass.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2093 They say that they have measured many a mile
FTLNLINEFTLN 2094 To tread a measure with you on this grass.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2095 It is not so. Ask them how many inches
FTLNLINEFTLN 2096 Is in one mile. If they have measured many,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2097200 The measure then of one is eas’ly told.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2098 If to come hither you have measured miles,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2099 And many miles, the Princess bids you tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 2100 How many inches doth fill up one mile.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2101 Tell her we measure them by weary steps.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2102205 She hears herself.
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2103 How many weary steps
FTLNLINEFTLN 2104 Of many weary miles you have o’ergone
FTLNLINEFTLN 2105 Are numbered in the travel of one mile?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2106 We number nothing that we spend for you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2107210 Our duty is so rich, so infinite,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2108 That we may do it still without account.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2109 Vouchsafe to show the sunshine of your face
FTLNLINEFTLN 2110 That we, like savages, may worship it.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2111 My face is but a moon, and clouded too.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2112215 Blessèd are clouds, to do as such clouds do!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2113 Vouchsafe, bright moon, and these thy stars, to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2114 shine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2115 Those clouds removed, upon our watery eyne.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2116 O vain petitioner, beg a greater matter!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2117220 Thou now requests but moonshine in the water.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2118 Then in our measure do but vouchsafe one change.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2119 Thou bidd’st me beg; this begging is not strange.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2120 Play music, then. Nay, you must do it soon.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2121 Not yet? No dance! Thus change I like the moon.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2122225 Will you not dance? How come you thus estranged?
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2123 You took the moon at full, but now she’s changed.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2124 Yet still she is the moon, and I the man.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2125 The music plays. Vouchsafe some motion to it.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2126 Our ears vouchsafe it.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2127230 But your legs should do it.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2128 Since you are strangers and come here by chance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2129 We’ll not be nice. Take hands. We will not dance.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2130 Why take we hands then?
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2131 Only to part friends.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2132235 Curtsy, sweethearts—and so the measure ends.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2133 More measure of this measure! Be not nice.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2134 We can afford no more at such a price.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2135 Prize you yourselves. What buys your company?
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2136 Your absence only.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2137240 That can never be.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2138 Then cannot we be bought. And so adieu—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2139 Twice to your visor, and half once to you.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2140 If you deny to dance, let’s hold more chat.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2141 In private, then.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2142245 I am best pleased with that.
SD
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2143 White-handed mistress, one sweet word with thee.
PRINCESSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2144 Honey, and milk, and sugar—there is three.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2145 Nay then, two treys, an if you grow so nice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2146 Metheglin, wort, and malmsey. Well run, dice!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2147250 There’s half a dozen sweets.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2148 Seventh sweet, adieu.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2149 Since you can cog, I’ll play no more with you.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2150 One word in secret.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2151 Let it not be sweet.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2152255 Thou grievest my gall.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2154 Therefore meet.
SD
DUMAINESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2155 Will you vouchsafe with me to change a word?
MARIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2156 Name it.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2157260 Fair lady—
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2158 Say you so? Fair lord!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2159 Take that for your “fair lady.”
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2160 Please it you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2161 As much in private, and I’ll bid adieu.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2162265 What, was your vizard made without a tongue?
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2163 I know the reason, lady, why you ask.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2164 O, for your reason! Quickly, sir, I long.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2165 You have a double tongue within your mask,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2166 And would afford my speechless vizard half.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2167270 Veal, quoth the Dutchman. Is not veal a calf?
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2168 A calf, fair lady?
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2170 Let’s part the word.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2172275 Take all and wean it. It may prove an ox.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2173 Look how you butt yourself in these sharp mocks.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2174 Will you give horns, chaste lady? Do not so.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2175 Then die a calf before your horns do grow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2176 One word in private with you ere I die.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2177280 Bleat softly, then. The butcher hears you cry.
SD
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2178 The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen
FTLNLINEFTLN 2179 As is the razor’s edge invisible,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2180 Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2181 Above the sense of sense, so sensible
FTLNLINEFTLN 2182285 Seemeth their conference. Their conceits have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2183 wings
FTLNLINEFTLN 2184 Fleeter than arrows, bullets, wind, thought, swifter
FTLNLINEFTLN 2185 things.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2186 Not one word more, my maids. Break off, break off!
SD
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2187290 By heaven, all dry-beaten with pure scoff!
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2188 Farewell, mad wenches. You have simple wits.
SD
SD
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2189 Twenty adieus, my frozen Muskovits.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2190 Are these the breed of wits so wondered at?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2191 Tapers they are, with your sweet breaths puffed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2192295 out.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2193 Well-liking wits they have; gross, gross; fat, fat.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2194 O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2195 Will they not, think you, hang themselves tonight?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2196 Or ever but in vizards show their faces?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2197300 This pert Berowne was out of count’nance quite.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2198 They were all in lamentable cases.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2199 The King was weeping ripe for a good word.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2200 Berowne did swear himself out of all suit.
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2201 Dumaine was at my service, and his sword.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2202305 “No point,” quoth I. My servant straight was
FTLNLINEFTLN 2203 mute.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2204 Lord Longaville said I came o’er his heart.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2205 And trow you what he called me?
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2206 Qualm, perhaps.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2207310 Yes, in good faith.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2208 Go, sickness as thou art!
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2209 Well, better wits have worn plain statute-caps.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2210 But will you hear? The King is my love sworn.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2211 And quick Berowne hath plighted faith to me.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2212315 And Longaville was for my service born.
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2213 Dumaine is mine as sure as bark on tree.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2214 Madam, and pretty mistresses, give ear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2215 Immediately they will again be here
FTLNLINEFTLN 2216 In their own shapes, for it can never be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2217320 They will digest this harsh indignity.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2218 Will they return?
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2219 They will, they will, God knows,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2220 And leap for joy, though they are lame with blows.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2221 Therefore change favors, and when they repair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2222325 Blow like sweet roses in this summer air.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2223 How “blow”? How “blow”? Speak to be understood.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2224 Fair ladies masked are roses in their bud.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2225 Dismasked, their damask sweet commixture shown,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2226 Are angels vailing clouds, or roses blown.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2227330 Avaunt, perplexity!—What shall we do
FTLNLINEFTLN 2228 If they return in their own shapes to woo?
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2229 Good madam, if by me you’ll be advised,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2230 Let’s mock them still, as well known as disguised.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2231 Let us complain to them what fools were here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2232335 Disguised like Muscovites in shapeless gear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2233 And wonder what they were, and to what end
FTLNLINEFTLN 2234 Their shallow shows and prologue vilely penned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2235 And their rough carriage so ridiculous,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2236 Should be presented at our tent to us.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2237340 Ladies, withdraw. The gallants are at hand.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2238 Whip to our tents, as roes runs o’er land.
SD
SDEnter the King and the rest,
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2239 Fair sir, God save you. Where’s the Princess?
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2240 Gone to her tent. Please it your Majesty
FTLNLINEFTLN 2241 Command me any service to her thither?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2242345 That she vouchsafe me audience for one word.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2243 I will, and so will she, I know, my lord.SDHe exits.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2244 This fellow pecks up wit as pigeons peas,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2246 He is wit’s peddler, and retails his wares
FTLNLINEFTLN 2247350 At wakes and wassails, meetings, markets, fairs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2248 And we that sell by gross, the Lord doth know,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2249 Have not the grace to grace it with such show.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2250 This gallant pins the wenches on his sleeve.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2251 Had he been Adam, he had tempted Eve.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2252355 He can carve too, and lisp. Why, this is he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2253 That kissed his hand away in courtesy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2254 This is the ape of form, Monsieur the Nice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2255 That, when he plays at tables, chides the dice
FTLNLINEFTLN 2256 In honorable terms. Nay, he can sing
FTLNLINEFTLN 2257360 A mean most meanly; and in ushering
FTLNLINEFTLN 2258 Mend him who can. The ladies call him sweet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2259 The stairs, as he treads on them, kiss his feet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2260 This is the flower that smiles on everyone
FTLNLINEFTLN 2261 To show his teeth as white as whale’s bone;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2262365 And consciences that will not die in debt
FTLNLINEFTLN 2263 Pay him the due of “honey-tongued Boyet.”
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2264 A blister on his sweet tongue, with my heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2265 That put Armado’s page out of his part!
SDEnter the Ladies,
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2266 See where it comes! Behavior, what wert thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 2267370 Till this madman showed thee? And what art thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 2268 now?
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2269 All hail, sweet madam, and fair time of day.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2270 “Fair” in “all hail” is foul, as I conceive.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2271 Construe my speeches better, if you may.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2272375 Then wish me better. I will give you leave.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2273 We came to visit you, and purpose now
FTLNLINEFTLN 2274 To lead you to our court. Vouchsafe it, then.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2275 This field shall hold me, and so hold your vow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2276 Nor God nor I delights in perjured men.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2277380 Rebuke me not for that which you provoke.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2278 The virtue of your eye must break my oath.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2279 You nickname virtue; “vice” you should have spoke,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2280 For virtue’s office never breaks men’s troth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2281 Now by my maiden honor, yet as pure
FTLNLINEFTLN 2282385 As the unsullied lily, I protest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2283 A world of torments though I should endure,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2284 I would not yield to be your house’s guest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2285 So much I hate a breaking cause to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2286 Of heavenly oaths vowed with integrity.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2287390 O, you have lived in desolation here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2288 Unseen, unvisited, much to our shame.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2289 Not so, my lord. It is not so, I swear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2290 We have had pastimes here and pleasant game.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2291 A mess of Russians left us but of late.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2292395 How, madam? Russians?
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2293 Ay, in truth, my lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2294 Trim gallants, full of courtship and of state.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2295 Madam, speak true.—It is not so, my lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2296 My lady, to the manner of the days,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2297400 In courtesy gives undeserving praise.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2298 We four indeed confronted were with four
FTLNLINEFTLN 2299 In Russian habit. Here they stayed an hour
FTLNLINEFTLN 2300 And talked apace; and in that hour, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2302405 I dare not call them fools; but this I think:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2303 When they are thirsty, fools would fain have drink.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2304 This jest is dry to me. Gentle sweet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2305 Your wits makes wise things foolish. When we greet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2306 With eyes’ best seeing, heaven’s fiery eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2307410 By light we lose light. Your capacity
FTLNLINEFTLN 2308 Is of that nature that to your huge store
FTLNLINEFTLN 2309 Wise things seem foolish and rich things but poor.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2310 This proves you wise and rich, for in my eye—
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2311 I am a fool, and full of poverty.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2312415 But that you take what doth to you belong,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2313 It were a fault to snatch words from my tongue.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2314 O, I am yours, and all that I possess!
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2315 All the fool mine?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2316 I cannot give you less.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2317420 Which of the vizards was it that you wore?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2318 Where? When? What vizard? Why demand you this?
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2319 There; then; that vizard; that superfluous case
FTLNLINEFTLN 2320 That hid the worse and showed the better face.
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2321 We were descried. They’ll mock us now downright.
DUMAINESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2322425 Let us confess and turn it to a jest.
PRINCESSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2323 Amazed, my lord? Why looks your Highness sad?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2324 Help, hold his brows! He’ll swoon!—Why look you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2325 pale?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2326 Seasick, I think, coming from Muscovy.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2327430 Thus pour the stars down plagues for perjury.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2328 Can any face of brass hold longer out?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2329 Here stand I, lady. Dart thy skill at me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2330 Bruise me with scorn, confound me with a flout.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2331 Thrust thy sharp wit quite through my ignorance.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2332435 Cut me to pieces with thy keen conceit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2333 And I will wish thee nevermore to dance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2334 Nor nevermore in Russian habit wait.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2335 O, never will I trust to speeches penned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2336 Nor to the motion of a schoolboy’s tongue,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2337440 Nor never come in vizard to my friend,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2338 Nor woo in rhyme like a blind harper’s song.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2339 Taffeta phrases, silken terms precise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2340 Three-piled hyperboles, spruce
FTLNLINEFTLN 2341 Figures pedantical—these summer flies
FTLNLINEFTLN 2342445 Have blown me full of maggot ostentation.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2343 I do forswear them, and I here protest
FTLNLINEFTLN 2344 By this white glove—how white the hand, God
FTLNLINEFTLN 2345 knows!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2346 Henceforth my wooing mind shall be expressed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2347450 In russet yeas and honest kersey noes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2348 And to begin: Wench, so God help me, law,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2349 My love to thee is sound, sans crack or flaw.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2350 Sans “sans,” I pray you.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2351 Yet I have a trick
FTLNLINEFTLN 2352455 Of the old rage. Bear with me, I am sick;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2353 I’ll leave it by degrees. Soft, let us see:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2354 Write “Lord have mercy on us” on those three.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2355 They are infected; in their hearts it lies.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2356 They have the plague, and caught it of your eyes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2358 For the Lord’s tokens on you do I see.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2359 No, they are free that gave these tokens to us.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2360 Our states are forfeit. Seek not to undo us.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2361 It is not so, for how can this be true,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2362465 That you stand forfeit, being those that sue?
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2363 Peace, for I will not have to do with you.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2364 Nor shall not, if I do as I intend.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2365 Speak for yourselves. My wit is at an end.
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2366 Teach us, sweet madam, for our rude transgression
FTLNLINEFTLN 2367470 Some fair excuse.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2368 The fairest is confession.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2369 Were not you here but even now, disguised?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2370 Madam, I was.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2371 And were you well advised?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2372475 I was, fair madam.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2373 When you then were here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2374 What did you whisper in your lady’s ear?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2375 That more than all the world I did respect her.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2376 When she shall challenge this, you will reject her.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2377480 Upon mine honor, no.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2378 Peace, peace, forbear!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2379 Your oath once broke, you force not to forswear.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2380 Despise me when I break this oath of mine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2381 I will, and therefore keep it.—Rosaline,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2382485 What did the Russian whisper in your ear?
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2383 Madam, he swore that he did hold me dear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2384 As precious eyesight, and did value me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2385 Above this world, adding thereto moreover
FTLNLINEFTLN 2386 That he would wed me or else die my lover.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2387490 God give thee joy of him! The noble lord
FTLNLINEFTLN 2388 Most honorably doth uphold his word.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2389 What mean you, madam? By my life, my troth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2390 I never swore this lady such an oath.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2391 By heaven, you did! And to confirm it plain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2392495 You gave me this.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2393 sir, again.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2394 My faith and this the Princess I did give.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2395 I knew her by this jewel on her sleeve.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2396 Pardon me, sir. This jewel did she wear.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2397500 And Lord Berowne, I thank him, is my dear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2398 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2399 again?SD
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2400 Neither of either. I remit both twain.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2401 I see the trick on ’t. Here was a consent,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2402505 Knowing aforehand of our merriment,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2403 To dash it like a Christmas comedy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2404 Some carry-tale, some please-man, some slight
FTLNLINEFTLN 2405
FTLNLINEFTLN 2406 Some mumble-news, some trencher-knight, some
FTLNLINEFTLN 2407510 Dick,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2409 To make my lady laugh when she’s disposed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2410 Told our intents before; which once disclosed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2411 The ladies did change favors; and then we,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2412515 Following the signs, wooed but the sign of she.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2413 Now, to our perjury to add more terror,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2414 We are again forsworn in will and error.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2415 Much upon this ’tis.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2416 Forestall our sport, to make us thus untrue?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2417520 Do not you know my lady’s foot by th’ squier?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2418 And laugh upon the apple of her eye?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2419 And stand between her back, sir, and the fire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2420 Holding a trencher, jesting merrily?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2421 You put our page out. Go, you are allowed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2422525 Die when you will, a smock shall be your shroud.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2423 You leer upon me, do you? There’s an eye
FTLNLINEFTLN 2424 Wounds like a leaden sword.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2425 Full merrily
FTLNLINEFTLN 2426 Hath this brave
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2427530 Lo, he is tilting straight! Peace, I have done.
SDEnter Clown
FTLNLINEFTLN 2428 Welcome, pure wit. Thou part’st a fair fray.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2429O Lord, sir, they would know
FTLNLINEFTLN 2430 Whether the three Worthies shall come in or no.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2431 What, are there but three?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2432535 No, sir; but it is vara fine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2433 For every one pursents three.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2434 And three times thrice
FTLNLINEFTLN 2435 is nine.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2436 Not so, sir, under correction, sir, I hope it is not so.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2438 know what we know.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2439 I hope, sir, three times thrice, sir—
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2440 Is not nine?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2441Under correction, sir, we know whereuntil it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2442545 doth amount.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2443 By Jove, I always took three threes for nine.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2444O Lord, sir, it were pity you should get your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2445 living by reckoning, sir.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2446How much is it?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2447550O Lord, sir, the parties themselves, the actors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2448 sir, will show whereuntil it doth amount. For
FTLNLINEFTLN 2449 mine own part, I am, as
FTLNLINEFTLN 2450 man in one poor man—Pompion the Great, sir.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2451Art thou one of the Worthies?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2452555It pleased them to think me worthy of Pompey
FTLNLINEFTLN 2453 the Great. For mine own part, I know not the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2454 degree of the Worthy, but I am to stand for him.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2455Go bid them prepare.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2456 We will turn it finely off, sir. We will take some
FTLNLINEFTLN 2457560 care.SDHe exits.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2458 Berowne, they will shame us. Let them not
FTLNLINEFTLN 2459 approach.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2460 We are shame-proof, my lord; and ’tis some policy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2461 To have one show worse than the King’s and his
FTLNLINEFTLN 2462565 company.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2463I say they shall not come.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2464 Nay, my good lord, let me o’errule you now.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2465 That sport best pleases that doth
FTLNLINEFTLN 2467570 Dies in the zeal of that which it presents.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2468 Their form confounded makes most form in mirth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2469 When great things laboring perish in their birth.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2470 A right description of our sport, my lord.
SDEnter Braggart
ARMADOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2472575 of thy royal sweet breath as will utter a brace
FTLNLINEFTLN 2473 of words.SD
Armado gives King a paper.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2474Doth this man serve God?
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2475Why ask you?
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2476 He speaks not like a man of God his making.
ARMADOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2478 monarch, for, I protest, the schoolmaster is exceeding
FTLNLINEFTLN 2479 fantastical, too, too vain, too, too vain. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 2480 we will put it, as they say, to fortuna de la guerra.—I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2481 wish you the peace of mind, most royal
FTLNLINEFTLN 2482585 couplement!SDHe exits.
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2484 presence of Worthies. He presents Hector of Troy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2485 the swain Pompey the Great, the parish curate
FTLNLINEFTLN 2486 Alexander, Armado’s page Hercules, the pedant
FTLNLINEFTLN 2487590 Judas Maccabaeus.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2488 And if these four Worthies in their first show thrive,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2489 These four will change habits and present the other
FTLNLINEFTLN 2490 five.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2491There is five in the first show.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2492595You are deceived. ’Tis not so.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2493The pedant, the braggart, the hedge
FTLNLINEFTLN 2494 priest, the fool, and the boy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2495 Abate throw at novum, and the whole world again
FTLNLINEFTLN 2496 Cannot pick out five such, take each one in his vein.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2497600 The ship is under sail, and here she comes amain.
SDEnter
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2498 I Pompey am—
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2499 You lie; you are not he.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2500 I Pompey am—
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2501 With leopard’s head on knee.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2502605 Well said, old mocker. I must needs be friends with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2503 thee.
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2504 I Pompey am, Pompey, surnamed the Big—
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2505“The Great.”
COSTARD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2506 It is “Great,” sir.—Pompey, surnamed the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2507610 Great,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2508 That oft in field, with targe and shield, did make my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2509 foe to sweat.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2510 And traveling along this coast, I here am come by
FTLNLINEFTLN 2511 chance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2512615 And lay my arms before the legs of this sweet lass of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2513 France.
SD(
FTLNLINEFTLN 2514 If your Ladyship would say “Thanks, Pompey,” I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2515 had done.
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2517620’Tis not so much worth, but I hope I was
FTLNLINEFTLN 2518 perfect. I made a little fault in “Great.”
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2519My hat to a halfpenny, Pompey proves the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2520 best Worthy.SD
SDEnter Curate
NATHANIEL
FTLNLINEFTLN 2521 When in the world I lived, I was the world’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 2522625 commander.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2524 conquering might.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2525 My scutcheon plain declares that I am Alisander—
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2526 Your nose says no, you are not, for it stands too
FTLNLINEFTLN 2527630 right.
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2528 Your nose smells “no” in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2529 knight.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2530 The conqueror is dismayed.—Proceed, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 2531 Alexander.
NATHANIEL
FTLNLINEFTLN 2532635 When in the world I lived, I was the world’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 2533 commander—
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2534 Most true; ’tis right. You were so, Alisander.
BEROWNESD,
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2536Your servant, and Costard.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2537640Take away the conqueror. Take away
FTLNLINEFTLN 2538 Alisander.
COSTARDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2540 Alisander the Conqueror. You will be scraped out of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2541 the painted cloth for this. Your lion, that holds his
FTLNLINEFTLN 2542645 polax sitting on a close-stool, will be given to Ajax.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2543 He will be the ninth Worthy. A conqueror, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2544 afeard to speak? Run away for shame, Alisander.
SDNathaniel exits.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2545 There, an ’t shall please you, a foolish mild man, an
FTLNLINEFTLN 2546 honest man, look you, and soon dashed. He is a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2547650 marvelous good neighbor, faith, and a very good
FTLNLINEFTLN 2548 bowler. But, for Alisander—alas, you see how ’tis—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2549 a little o’erparted. But there are Worthies a-coming
FTLNLINEFTLN 2550 will speak their mind in some other sort.
SDEnter Pedant
for Hercules.
HOLOFERNES
FTLNLINEFTLN 2552655 Great Hercules is presented by this imp,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2553 Whose club killed Cerberus, that three-headed canus,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2554 And when he was a babe, a child, a shrimp,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2555 Thus did he strangle serpents in his manus.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2556 Quoniam he seemeth in minority,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2557660 Ergo I come with this apology.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2558 SD
SDBoy
HOLOFERNES
FTLNLINEFTLN 2559 Judas I am—
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2560A Judas!
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 2561Not Iscariot, sir.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2562665 Judas I am, yclept Maccabaeus.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2563Judas Maccabaeus clipped is plain Judas.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2564A kissing traitor.—How art thou proved
FTLNLINEFTLN 2565 Judas?
HOLOFERNES
FTLNLINEFTLN 2566 Judas I am—
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2567670The more shame for you, Judas.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 2568What mean you, sir?
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2569To make Judas hang himself.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 2570Begin, sir, you are my elder.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2571Well followed. Judas was hanged on an
FTLNLINEFTLN 2572675 elder.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 2573I will not be put out of countenance.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2574Because thou hast no face.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 2575What is this?SD
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2576A cittern-head.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2577680The head of a bodkin.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2578A death’s face in a ring.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 2579The face of an old Roman coin, scarce
FTLNLINEFTLN 2580 seen.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2581The pommel of Caesar’s falchion.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2583Saint George’s half-cheek in a brooch.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2584Ay, and in a brooch of lead.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2585Ay, and worn in the cap of a tooth-drawer.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2586 And now forward, for we have put thee in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2587690 countenance.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 2588You have put me out of countenance.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2589False. We have given thee faces.
HOLOFERNES FTLNLINEFTLN 2590But you have outfaced them all.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2591 An thou wert a lion, we would do so.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2592695 Therefore, as he is an ass, let him go.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2593 And so adieu, sweet Jude. Nay, why dost thou stay?
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2594For the latter end of his name.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2595 For the “ass” to the “Jude”? Give it him.—Jud-as,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2596 away!
HOLOFERNES
FTLNLINEFTLN 2597700 This is not generous, not gentle, not humble.
BOYET
FTLNLINEFTLN 2598 A light for Monsieur Judas! It grows dark; he may
FTLNLINEFTLN 2599 stumble.SD
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2600 Alas, poor Maccabaeus, how hath he been baited!
SDEnter Braggart
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2601Hide thy head, Achilles. Here comes Hector
FTLNLINEFTLN 2602705 in arms.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2603Though my mocks come home by me, I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 2604 now be merry.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2605Hector was but a Troyan in respect of this.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2606But is this Hector?
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2607710I think Hector was not so clean-timbered.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 2608His leg is too big for Hector’s.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2609More calf, certain.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2611This cannot be Hector.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2612715He’s a god or a painter, for he makes faces.
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2613 The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2614 Gave Hector a gift—
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2615A
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2616A lemon.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 2617720Stuck with cloves.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2618No, cloven.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2619Peace!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2620 The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2621 Gave Hector a gift, the heir of Ilion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2622725 A man so breathed, that certain he would fight, yea,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2623 From morn till night, out of his pavilion.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2624 I am that flower—
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2625That mint.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 2626That columbine.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2627730Sweet Lord Longaville, rein thy tongue.
LONGAVILLE FTLNLINEFTLN 2628I must rather give it the rein, for it runs
FTLNLINEFTLN 2629 against Hector.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2630Ay, and Hector’s a greyhound.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2631The sweet warman is dead and rotten. Sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 2632735 chucks, beat not the bones of the buried. When he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2633 breathed, he was a man. But I will forward with my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2634 device.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2635 the sense of hearing.
SDBerowne steps forth.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2636 Speak, brave Hector. We are much delighted.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2637740I do adore thy sweet Grace’s slipper.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2638Loves her by the foot.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2639He may not by the yard.
ARMADO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2640 This Hector far surmounted Hannibal.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2641 The party is gone—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2643 months on her way.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2644What meanest thou?
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2645Faith, unless you play the honest Troyan, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2646 poor wench is cast away. She’s quick; the child
FTLNLINEFTLN 2647750 brags in her belly already. ’Tis yours.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2648Dost thou infamonize me among potentates?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2649 Thou shalt die!
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2650Then shall Hector be whipped for Jaquenetta,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2651 that is quick by him, and hanged for Pompey,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2652755 that is dead by him.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2653Most rare Pompey!
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2654Renowned Pompey!
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2655Greater than “Great”! Great, great, great
FTLNLINEFTLN 2656 Pompey. Pompey the Huge!
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2657760Hector trembles.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2658Pompey is moved. More Ates, more Ates!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2659 Stir them
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2660Hector will challenge him.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2661Ay, if he have no more man’s blood in his
FTLNLINEFTLN 2662765 belly than will sup a flea.
ARMADOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2664 thee!
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2665I will not fight with a pole like a northern
FTLNLINEFTLN 2666 man! I’ll slash. I’ll do it by the sword.—I bepray
FTLNLINEFTLN 2667770 you, let me borrow my arms again.
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2668Room for the incensed Worthies!
COSTARD FTLNLINEFTLN 2669I’ll do it in my shirt.SD
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2670Most resolute Pompey!
BOYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2672775 lower. Do you not see Pompey is uncasing for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2673 combat? What mean you? You will lose your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2674 reputation.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2675Gentlemen and soldiers, pardon me. I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 2676 not combat in my shirt.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2678 challenge.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2679Sweet bloods, I both may and will.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2680What reason have you for ’t?
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2681The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. I go
FTLNLINEFTLN 2682785 woolward for penance.
BOYET FTLNLINEFTLN 2683True, and it was enjoined him in Rome for want
FTLNLINEFTLN 2684 of linen; since when, I’ll be sworn, he wore none
FTLNLINEFTLN 2685 but a dishclout of Jaquenetta’s, and that he wears
FTLNLINEFTLN 2686 next his heart for a favor.
SDEnter a Messenger, Monsieur Marcade.
MARCADESD,
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2688Welcome, Marcade,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2689 But that thou interruptest our merriment.
MARCADE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2690 I am sorry, madam, for the news I bring
FTLNLINEFTLN 2691 Is heavy in my tongue. The King your father—
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2692795 Dead, for my life.
MARCADE FTLNLINEFTLN 2693 Even so. My tale is told.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2694 Worthies, away! The scene begins to cloud.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2695For mine own part, I breathe free breath. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2696 have seen the day of wrong through the little hole
FTLNLINEFTLN 2697800 of discretion, and I will right myself like a soldier.
SDWorthies exit.
KINGSD,
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2699 Boyet, prepare. I will away tonight.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2700 Madam, not so. I do beseech you stay.
PRINCESSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2701 Prepare, I say.—I thank you, gracious lords,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2702805 For all your fair endeavors, and entreat,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2703 Out of a new-sad soul, that you vouchsafe
FTLNLINEFTLN 2705 The liberal opposition of our spirits,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2706 If overboldly we have borne ourselves
FTLNLINEFTLN 2707810 In the converse of breath; your gentleness
FTLNLINEFTLN 2708 Was guilty of it. Farewell, worthy lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2709 A heavy heart bears not a humble tongue.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2710 Excuse me so, coming too short of thanks
FTLNLINEFTLN 2711 For my great suit so easily obtained.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2712815 The extreme parts of time extremely forms
FTLNLINEFTLN 2713 All causes to the purpose of his speed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2714 And often at his very loose decides
FTLNLINEFTLN 2715 That which long process could not arbitrate.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2716 And though the mourning brow of progeny
FTLNLINEFTLN 2717820 Forbid the smiling courtesy of love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2718 The holy suit which fain it would convince,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2719 Yet since love’s argument was first on foot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2720 Let not the cloud of sorrow jostle it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2721 From what it purposed, since to wail friends lost
FTLNLINEFTLN 2722825 Is not by much so wholesome-profitable
FTLNLINEFTLN 2723 As to rejoice at friends but newly found.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2724 I understand you not. My griefs are double.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2725 Honest plain words best pierce the ear of grief,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2726 And by these badges understand the King:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2727830 For your fair sakes have we neglected time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2728 Played foul play with our oaths. Your beauty, ladies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2729 Hath much deformed us, fashioning our humors
FTLNLINEFTLN 2730 Even to the opposèd end of our intents.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2731 And what in us hath seemed ridiculous—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2732835 As love is full of unbefitting strains,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2733 All wanton as a child, skipping and vain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2734 Formed by the eye and therefore, like the eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2735 Full of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2736 Varying in subjects as the eye doth roll
FTLNLINEFTLN 2738 Which parti-coated presence of loose love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2739 Put on by us, if, in your heavenly eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2740 Have misbecomed our oaths and gravities,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2741 Those heavenly eyes, that look into these faults,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2742845 Suggested us to make. Therefore, ladies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2743 Our love being yours, the error that love makes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2744 Is likewise yours. We to ourselves prove false
FTLNLINEFTLN 2745 By being once false forever to be true
FTLNLINEFTLN 2746 To those that make us both—fair ladies, you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2747850 And even that falsehood, in itself a sin,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2748 Thus purifies itself and turns to grace.
PRINCESS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2749 We have received your letters full of love;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2750 Your favors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2751 And in our maiden council rated them
FTLNLINEFTLN 2752855 At courtship, pleasant jest, and courtesy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2753 As bombast and as lining to the time.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2754 But more devout than this
FTLNLINEFTLN 2755 Have we not been, and therefore met your loves
FTLNLINEFTLN 2756 In their own fashion, like a merriment.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2757860 Our letters, madam, showed much more than jest.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2758 So did our looks.
ROSALINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2759 We did not quote them so.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2760 Now, at the latest minute of the hour,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2761 Grant us your loves.
PRINCESS FTLNLINEFTLN 2762865 A time, methinks, too short
FTLNLINEFTLN 2763 To make a world-without-end bargain in.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2764 No, no, my lord, your Grace is perjured much,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2765 Full of dear guiltiness, and therefore this:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2766 If for my love—as there is no such cause—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2767870 You will do aught, this shall you do for me:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2768 Your oath I will not trust, but go with speed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2770 Remote from all the pleasures of the world.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2771 There stay until the twelve celestial signs
FTLNLINEFTLN 2772875 Have brought about the annual reckoning.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2773 If this austere insociable life
FTLNLINEFTLN 2774 Change not your offer made in heat of blood;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2775 If frosts and fasts, hard lodging, and thin weeds
FTLNLINEFTLN 2776 Nip not the gaudy blossoms of your love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2777880 But that it bear this trial, and last love;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2778 Then, at the expiration of the year,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2779 Come challenge me, challenge me by these deserts,
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2780 And by this virgin palm now kissing thine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2781 I will be thine. And till that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2782885 My woeful self up in a mourning house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2783 Raining the tears of lamentation
FTLNLINEFTLN 2784 For the remembrance of my father’s death.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2785 If this thou do deny, let our hands part,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2786 Neither entitled in the other’s heart.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2787890 If this, or more than this, I would deny,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2788 To flatter up these powers of mine with rest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2789 The sudden hand of death close up mine eye!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2790 Hence hermit, then. My heart is in thy breast.
SD
DUMAINESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2791 But what to me, my love? But what to me?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2792895 A wife?
KATHERINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2793 A beard, fair health, and honesty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2794 With threefold love I wish you all these three.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2795 O, shall I say “I thank you, gentle wife”?
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2796 Not so, my lord. A twelvemonth and a day
FTLNLINEFTLN 2797900 I’ll mark no words that smooth-faced wooers say.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2799 Then, if I have much love, I’ll give you some.
DUMAINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2800 I’ll serve thee true and faithfully till then.
KATHERINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2801 Yet swear not, lest you be forsworn again.
SD
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2802905 What says Maria?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2803 At the twelvemonth’s end
FTLNLINEFTLN 2804 I’ll change my black gown for a faithful friend.
LONGAVILLE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2805 I’ll stay with patience, but the time is long.
MARIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2806 The liker you; few taller are so young.
SD
BEROWNESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2807910 Studies my lady? Mistress, look on me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2808 Behold the window of my heart, mine eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2809 What humble suit attends thy answer there.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2810 Impose some service on me for thy love.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2811 Oft have I heard of you, my Lord Berowne,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2812915 Before I saw you; and the world’s large tongue
FTLNLINEFTLN 2813 Proclaims you for a man replete with mocks,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2814 Full of comparisons and wounding flouts,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2815 Which you on all estates will execute
FTLNLINEFTLN 2816 That lie within the mercy of your wit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2817920 To weed this wormwood from your fruitful brain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2818 And therewithal to win me, if you please,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2819 Without the which I am not to be won,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2820 You shall this twelvemonth term from day to day
FTLNLINEFTLN 2821 Visit the speechless sick, and still converse
FTLNLINEFTLN 2822925 With groaning wretches; and your task shall be,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2823 With all the fierce endeavor of your wit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2824 To enforce the painèd impotent to smile.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2825 To move wild laughter in the throat of death?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2826 It cannot be, it is impossible.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2827930 Mirth cannot move a soul in agony.
ROSALINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2828 Why, that’s the way to choke a gibing spirit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2829 Whose influence is begot of that loose grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 2830 Which shallow laughing hearers give to fools.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2831 A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2832935 Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
FTLNLINEFTLN 2833 Of him that makes it. Then if sickly ears,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2834 Deafed with the clamors of their own dear groans
FTLNLINEFTLN 2835 Will hear your idle scorns, continue then,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2836 And I will have you and that fault withal.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2837940 But if they will not, throw away that spirit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2838 And I shall find you empty of that fault,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2839 Right joyful of your reformation.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2840 A twelvemonth? Well, befall what will befall,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2841 I’ll jest a twelvemonth in an hospital.
PRINCESSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2842945 Ay, sweet my lord, and so I take my leave.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2843 No, madam, we will bring you on your way.
BEROWNE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2844 Our wooing doth not end like an old play.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2845 Jack hath not Jill. These ladies’ courtesy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2846 Might well have made our sport a comedy.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2847950 Come, sir, it wants a twelvemonth and a day,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2848 And then ’twill end.
BEROWNE FTLNLINEFTLN 2849 That’s too long for a play.
SDEnter Braggart
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2850Sweet Majesty, vouchsafe me—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2851 Was not that Hector?
DUMAINE FTLNLINEFTLN 2852955 The worthy knight of Troy.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2853I will kiss thy royal finger, and take leave. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2854 am a votary; I have vowed to Jaquenetta to hold the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2855 plow for her sweet love three year. But, most
FTLNLINEFTLN 2856 esteemed Greatness, will you hear the dialogue that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2857960 the two learned men have compiled in praise of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2858 owl and the cuckoo? It should have followed in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2859 end of our show.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2860Call them forth quickly. We will do so.
ARMADO FTLNLINEFTLN 2861Holla! Approach.
SDEnter all.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2862965 This side is Hiems, Winter; this Ver, the Spring; the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2863 one maintained by the owl, th’ other by the cuckoo.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2864 Ver, begin.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2865 When daisies pied and violets blue,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2866 And lady-smocks all silver-white,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2867970 And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue
FTLNLINEFTLN 2868 Do paint the meadows with delight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2869 The cuckoo then on every tree
FTLNLINEFTLN 2870 Mocks married men; for thus sings he:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2871 “Cuckoo!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2872975 Cuckoo, cuckoo!” O word of fear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2873 Unpleasing to a married ear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2874 When shepherds pipe on oaten straws,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2875 And merry larks are plowmen’s clocks;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2876 When turtles tread, and rooks and daws,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2877980 And maidens bleach their summer smocks;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2878 The cuckoo then on every tree
FTLNLINEFTLN 2879 Mocks married men, for thus sings he:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2880 “Cuckoo!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2882985 Unpleasing to a married ear.
WINTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2883 When icicles hang by the wall,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2884 And Dick the shepherd blows his nail,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2885 And Tom bears logs into the hall,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2886 And milk comes frozen home in pail;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2887990 When blood is nipped, and ways be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2888 Then nightly sings the staring owl
FTLNLINEFTLN 2889 “Tu-whit to-who.” A merry note,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2890 While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2891 When all aloud the wind doth blow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2892995 And coughing drowns the parson’s saw,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2893 And birds sit brooding in the snow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2894 And Marian’s nose looks red and raw;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2895 When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2896 Then nightly sings the staring owl
FTLNLINEFTLN 28971000 “Tu-whit to-who.” A merry note,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2898 While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2900 songs of Apollo.
SD
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