Front Matter | |
ACT 1 | |
ACT 2 | |
ACT 3 | |
ACT 4 | |
ACT 5 |
It is hard to imagine a world without Shakespeare. Since their composition four hundred years ago, Shakespeare’s plays and poems have traveled the globe, inviting those who see and read his works to make them their own.
Readers of the New Folger Editions are part of this ongoing process of “taking up Shakespeare,” finding our own thoughts and feelings in language that strikes us as old or unusual and, for that very reason, new. We still struggle to keep up with a writer who could think a mile a minute, whose words paint pictures that shift like clouds. These expertly edited texts are presented to the public as a resource for study, artistic adaptation, and enjoyment. By making the classic texts of the New Folger Editions available in electronic form as The Folger Shakespeare (formerly Folger Digital Texts), we place a trusted resource in the hands of anyone who wants them.
The New Folger Editions of Shakespeare’s plays, which are the basis for the texts realized here in digital form, are special because of their origin. The Folger Shakespeare Library in Washington, DC, is the single greatest documentary source of Shakespeare’s works. An unparalleled collection of early modern books, manuscripts, and artwork connected to Shakespeare, the Folger’s holdings have been consulted extensively in the preparation of these texts. The Editions also reflect the expertise gained through the regular performance of Shakespeare’s works in the Folger’s Elizabethan Theatre.
I want to express my deep thanks to editors Barbara Mowat and Paul Werstine for creating these indispensable editions of Shakespeare’s works, which incorporate the best of textual scholarship with a richness of commentary that is both inspired and engaging. Readers who want to know more about Shakespeare and his plays can follow the paths these distinguished scholars have tread by visiting the Folger either in-person or online, where a range of physical and digital resources exists to supplement the material in these texts. I commend to you these words, and hope that they inspire.
Michael Witmore
Director, Folger Shakespeare Library
By Barbara Mowat and Paul Werstine
Until now, with the release of The Folger Shakespeare (formerly Folger Digital Texts), readers in search of a free online text of Shakespeare’s plays had to be content primarily with using the Moby™ Text, which reproduces a late-nineteenth century version of the plays. What is the difference? Many ordinary readers assume that there is a single text for the plays: what Shakespeare wrote. But Shakespeare’s plays were not published the way modern novels or plays are published today: as a single, authoritative text. In some cases, the plays have come down to us in multiple published versions, represented by various Quartos (Qq) and by the great collection put together by his colleagues in 1623, called the First Folio (F). There are, for example, three very different versions of Hamlet, two of King Lear, Henry V, Romeo and Juliet, and others. Editors choose which version to use as their base text, and then amend that text with words, lines or speech prefixes from the other versions that, in their judgment, make for a better or more accurate text.
Other editorial decisions involve choices about whether an unfamiliar word could be understood in light of other writings of the period or whether it should be changed; decisions about words that made it into Shakespeare’s text by accident through four hundred years of printings and misprinting; and even decisions based on cultural preference and taste. When the Moby™ Text was created, for example, it was deemed “improper” and “indecent” for Miranda to chastise Caliban for having attempted to rape her. (See The Tempest, 1.2: “Abhorred slave,/Which any print of goodness wilt not take,/Being capable of all ill! I pitied thee…”). All Shakespeare editors at the time took the speech away from her and gave it to her father, Prospero.
The editors of the Moby™ Shakespeare produced their text long before scholars fully understood the proper grounds on which to make the thousands of decisions that Shakespeare editors face. The Folger Library Shakespeare Editions, on which the Folger Shakespeare texts depend, make this editorial process as nearly transparent as is possible, in contrast to older texts, like the Moby™, which hide editorial interventions. The reader of the Folger Shakespeare knows where the text has been altered because editorial interventions are signaled by square brackets (for example, from Othello: “If she in chains of magic were not bound,
”), half-square brackets (for example, from Henry V: “With
blood
and sword and fire to win your right,”), or angle brackets (for example, from Hamlet: “O farewell, honest
soldier.
Who hath relieved/you?”). At any point in the text, you can hover your cursor over a bracket for more information.
Because the Folger Shakespeare texts are edited in accord with twenty-first century knowledge about Shakespeare’s texts, the Folger here provides them to readers, scholars, teachers, actors, directors, and students, free of charge, confident of their quality as texts of the plays and pleased to be able to make this contribution to the study and enjoyment of Shakespeare.
Twelfth Night—an allusion to the night of festivity preceding the Christian celebration of the Epiphany—combines love, confusion, mistaken identities, and joyful discovery.
After the twins Sebastian and Viola survive a shipwreck, neither knows that the other is alive. Viola goes into service with Count Orsino of Illyria, disguised as a young man, “Cesario.” Orsino sends Cesario to woo the Lady Olivia on his behalf, but Olivia falls in love with Cesario. Viola, in the meantime, has fallen in love with Orsino.
At the estate of Lady Olivia, Sir Toby Belch , Olivia’s kinsman, has brought in Sir Andrew Aguecheek to be her suitor. A confrontation between Olivia’s steward, Malvolio, and the partying Toby and his cohort leads to a revenge plot against Malvolio. Malvolio is tricked into making a fool of himself, and he is locked in a dungeon as a lunatic.
In the meantime, Sebastian has been rescued by a sea captain, Antonio. When Viola, as Cesario, is challenged to a duel, Antonio mistakes her for Sebastian, comes to her aid, and is arrested. Olivia, meanwhile, mistakes Sebastian for Cesario and declares her love. When, finally, Sebastian and Viola appear together, the puzzles around the mistaken identities are solved: Cesario is revealed as Viola, Orsino asks for Viola’s hand, Sebastian will wed Olivia, and Viola will marry Count Orsino. Malvolio, blaming Olivia and others for his humiliation, vows revenge.
(later disguised as Cesario)
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0001 If music be the food of love, play on.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0002 Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0003 The appetite may sicken and so die.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0004 That strain again! It had a dying fall.
FTLNLINEFTLN 00055 O, it came o’er my ear like the sweet sound
FTLNLINEFTLN 0006 That breathes upon a bank of violets,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0007 Stealing and giving odor. Enough; no more.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0008 ’Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0009 O spirit of love, how quick and fresh art thou,
FTLNLINEFTLN 001010 That, notwithstanding thy capacity
FTLNLINEFTLN 0011 Receiveth as the sea, naught enters there,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0012 Of what validity and pitch soe’er,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0013 But falls into abatement and low price
FTLNLINEFTLN 0014 Even in a minute. So full of shapes is fancy
FTLNLINEFTLN 001515 That it alone is high fantastical.
CURIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0016 Will you go hunt, my lord?
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0017 What, Curio?
CURIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0018 The hart.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0019 Why, so I do, the noblest that I have.
FTLNLINEFTLN 002020 O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0022 That instant was I turned into a hart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0023 And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0024 E’er since pursue me.
SDEnter Valentine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 002525 How now, what news from her?
VALENTINE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0026 So please my lord, I might not be admitted,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0027 But from her handmaid do return this answer:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0028 The element itself, till seven years’ heat,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0029 Shall not behold her face at ample view,
FTLNLINEFTLN 003030 But like a cloistress she will veilèd walk,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0031 And water once a day her chamber round
FTLNLINEFTLN 0032 With eye-offending brine—all this to season
FTLNLINEFTLN 0033 A brother’s dead love, which she would keep fresh
FTLNLINEFTLN 0034 And lasting in her sad remembrance.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 003535 O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame
FTLNLINEFTLN 0036 To pay this debt of love but to a brother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0037 How will she love when the rich golden shaft
FTLNLINEFTLN 0038 Hath killed the flock of all affections else
FTLNLINEFTLN 0039 That live in her; when liver, brain, and heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 004040 These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and filled
FTLNLINEFTLN 0041 Her sweet perfections with one self king!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0042 Away before me to sweet beds of flowers!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0043 Love thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers.
SDThey exit.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0044What country, friends, is this?
CAPTAIN FTLNLINEFTLN 0045This is Illyria, lady.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0046 And what should I do in Illyria?
FTLNLINEFTLN 00485 Perchance he is not drowned.—What think you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0049 sailors?
CAPTAIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0050 It is perchance that you yourself were saved.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0051 O, my poor brother! And so perchance may he be.
CAPTAIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0052 True, madam. And to comfort you with chance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 005310 Assure yourself, after our ship did split,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0054 When you and those poor number saved with you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0055 Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0056 Most provident in peril, bind himself
FTLNLINEFTLN 0057 (Courage and hope both teaching him the practice)
FTLNLINEFTLN 005815 To a strong mast that lived upon the sea,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0059 Where, like
FTLNLINEFTLN 0060 I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves
FTLNLINEFTLN 0061 So long as I could see.
VIOLASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 006320 Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0064 Whereto thy speech serves for authority,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0065 The like of him. Know’st thou this country?
CAPTAIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0066 Ay, madam, well, for I was bred and born
FTLNLINEFTLN 0067 Not three hours’ travel from this very place.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 006825Who governs here?
CAPTAIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0069 A noble duke, in nature as in name.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0070What is his name?
CAPTAIN FTLNLINEFTLN 0071Orsino.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0072 Orsino. I have heard my father name him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 007330 He was a bachelor then.
CAPTAIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0074 And so is now, or was so very late;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0075 For but a month ago I went from hence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0077 What great ones do the less will prattle of)
FTLNLINEFTLN 007835 That he did seek the love of fair Olivia.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0079What’s she?
CAPTAIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 0080 A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count
FTLNLINEFTLN 0081 That died some twelvemonth since, then leaving her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0082 In the protection of his son, her brother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 008340 Who shortly also died, for whose dear love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0084 They say, she hath abjured the sight
FTLNLINEFTLN 0085 And company of men.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0086 O, that I served that lady,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0087 And might not be delivered to the world
FTLNLINEFTLN 008845 Till I had made mine own occasion mellow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0089 What my estate is.
CAPTAIN FTLNLINEFTLN 0090 That were hard to compass
FTLNLINEFTLN 0091 Because she will admit no kind of suit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0092 No, not the Duke’s.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 009350 There is a fair behavior in thee, captain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0094 And though that nature with a beauteous wall
FTLNLINEFTLN 0095 Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 0096 I will believe thou hast a mind that suits
FTLNLINEFTLN 0097 With this thy fair and outward character.
FTLNLINEFTLN 009855 I prithee—and I’ll pay thee bounteously—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0099 Conceal me what I am, and be my aid
FTLNLINEFTLN 0100 For such disguise as haply shall become
FTLNLINEFTLN 0101 The form of my intent. I’ll serve this duke.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0102 Thou shalt present me as an eunuch to him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 010360 It may be worth thy pains, for I can sing
FTLNLINEFTLN 0104 And speak to him in many sorts of music
FTLNLINEFTLN 0105 That will allow me very worth his service.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0106 What else may hap, to time I will commit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0107 Only shape thou thy silence to my wit.
CAPTAIN
FTLNLINEFTLN 010865 Be you his eunuch, and your mute I’ll be.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0110I thank thee. Lead me on.
SDThey exit.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0111What a plague means my niece to take the death
FTLNLINEFTLN 0112 of her brother thus? I am sure care’s an enemy to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0113 life.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0114By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier
FTLNLINEFTLN 01155 o’ nights. Your cousin, my lady, takes great exceptions
FTLNLINEFTLN 0116 to your ill hours.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0117Why, let her except before excepted!
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0118Ay, but you must confine yourself within the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0119 modest limits of order.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 012010Confine? I’ll confine myself no finer than I am.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0121 These clothes are good enough to drink in, and so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0122 be these boots too. An they be not, let them hang
FTLNLINEFTLN 0123 themselves in their own straps!
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0124That quaffing and drinking will undo you. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 012515 heard my lady talk of it yesterday, and of a foolish
FTLNLINEFTLN 0126 knight that you brought in one night here to be her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0127 wooer.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0128Who, Sir Andrew Aguecheek?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0129Ay, he.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 013020He’s as tall a man as any ’s in Illyria.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0131What’s that to th’ purpose?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0132Why, he has three thousand ducats a year!
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0133Ay, but he’ll have but a year in all these ducats.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0134 He’s a very fool and a prodigal.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 013525Fie that you’ll say so! He plays o’ th’ viol-de-gamboys
FTLNLINEFTLN 0136 and speaks three or four languages word
FTLNLINEFTLN 0137 for word without book, and hath all the good gifts of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0138 nature.
FTLNLINEFTLN 014030 that he’s a fool, he’s a great quarreler, and, but that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0141 he hath the gift of a coward to allay the gust he hath
FTLNLINEFTLN 0142 in quarreling, ’tis thought among the prudent he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0143 would quickly have the gift of a grave.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0144By this hand, they are scoundrels and substractors
FTLNLINEFTLN 014535 that say so of him. Who are they?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0146They that add, moreover, he’s drunk nightly in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0147 your company.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0148With drinking healths to my niece. I’ll drink to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0149 her as long as there is a passage in my throat and
FTLNLINEFTLN 015040 drink in Illyria. He’s a coward and a coistrel that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0151 will not drink to my niece till his brains turn o’ th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 0152 toe like a parish top. What, wench! Castiliano vulgo,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0153 for here comes Sir Andrew Agueface.
SDEnter Sir Andrew.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0154Sir Toby Belch! How now, Sir Toby Belch?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 015545Sweet Sir Andrew!
ANDREWSD,
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0157And you too, sir.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0158Accost, Sir Andrew, accost!
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0159What’s that?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 016050My niece’s chambermaid.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0162 acquaintance.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0163My name is Mary, sir.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0164Good Mistress Mary Accost—
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 016555You mistake, knight. “Accost” is front her, board
FTLNLINEFTLN 0166 her, woo her, assail her.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0167By my troth, I would not undertake her in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0168 this company. Is that the meaning of “accost”?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0169Fare you well, gentlemen.SD
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 017060An thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0171 mightst never draw sword again.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0172An you part so, mistress, I would I might
FTLNLINEFTLN 0174 have fools in hand?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 017565Sir, I have not you by th’ hand.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0176Marry, but you shall have, and here’s my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0177 hand.SD
MARIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0179 pray you, bring your hand to th’ butt’ry bar and let
FTLNLINEFTLN 018070 it drink.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0181Wherefore, sweetheart? What’s your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0182 metaphor?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0183It’s dry, sir.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0184Why, I think so. I am not such an ass but I
FTLNLINEFTLN 018575 can keep my hand dry. But what’s your jest?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0186A dry jest, sir.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0187Are you full of them?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0188Ay, sir, I have them at my fingers’ ends. Marry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0189 now I let go your hand, I am barren.SDMaria exits.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 019080O knight, thou lack’st a cup of canary! When did
FTLNLINEFTLN 0191 I see thee so put down?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0192Never in your life, I think, unless you see
FTLNLINEFTLN 0193 canary put me down. Methinks sometimes I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0194 no more wit than a Christian or an ordinary man
FTLNLINEFTLN 019585 has. But I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0196 does harm to my wit.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0197No question.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0198An I thought that, I’d forswear it. I’ll ride
FTLNLINEFTLN 0199 home tomorrow, Sir Toby.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 020090Pourquoi, my dear knight?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0201What is “pourquoi”? Do, or not do? I would I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0202 had bestowed that time in the tongues that I have in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0203 fencing, dancing, and bearbaiting. O, had I but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0204 followed the arts!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 020595Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0206Why, would that have mended my hair?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0207Past question, for thou seest it will not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0208 nature.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0210100Excellent! It hangs like flax on a distaff, and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0211 hope to see a huswife take thee between her legs
FTLNLINEFTLN 0212 and spin it off.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0213Faith, I’ll home tomorrow, Sir Toby. Your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0214 niece will not be seen, or if she be, it’s four to one
FTLNLINEFTLN 0215105 she’ll none of me. The Count himself here hard by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0216 woos her.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0217She’ll none o’ th’ Count. She’ll not match above
FTLNLINEFTLN 0218 her degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit. I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0219 heard her swear ’t. Tut, there’s life in ’t, man.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0220110I’ll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o’ th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 0221 strangest mind i’ th’ world. I delight in masques
FTLNLINEFTLN 0222 and revels sometimes altogether.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0223Art thou good at these kickshawses, knight?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0224As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0225115 under the degree of my betters, and yet I will not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0226 compare with an old man.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0227What is thy excellence in a galliard, knight?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0228Faith, I can cut a caper.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0229And I can cut the mutton to ’t.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0230120And I think I have the back-trick simply as
FTLNLINEFTLN 0231 strong as any man in Illyria.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0232Wherefore are these things hid? Wherefore have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0233 these gifts a curtain before ’em? Are they like to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0234 take dust, like Mistress Mall’s picture? Why dost
FTLNLINEFTLN 0235125 thou not go to church in a galliard and come home
FTLNLINEFTLN 0236 in a coranto? My very walk should be a jig. I would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0237 not so much as make water but in a sink-a-pace.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0238 What dost thou mean? Is it a world to hide virtues
FTLNLINEFTLN 0239 in? I did think, by the excellent constitution of thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0240130 leg, it was formed under the star of a galliard.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0241Ay, ’tis strong, and it does indifferent well in a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0242
FTLNLINEFTLN 0243 revels?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0245135 Taurus?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0246Taurus?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0247No, sir, it is legs and thighs. Let me see thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 0248 caper.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0249 excellent!
SDThey exit.
VALENTINE FTLNLINEFTLN 0250If the Duke continue these favors towards
FTLNLINEFTLN 0251 you, Cesario, you are like to be much advanced. He
FTLNLINEFTLN 0252 hath known you but three days, and already you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0253 are no stranger.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 02545You either fear his humor or my negligence, that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0255 you call in question the continuance of his love. Is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0256 he inconstant, sir, in his favors?
VALENTINE FTLNLINEFTLN 0257No, believe me.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0258I thank you.
SDEnter
FTLNLINEFTLN 025910 Here comes the Count.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0260 Who saw Cesario, ho?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0261On your attendance, my lord, here.
ORSINOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0262 Stand you awhile aloof.—Cesario,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0263 Thou know’st no less but all. I have unclasped
FTLNLINEFTLN 026415 To thee the book even of my secret soul.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0265 Therefore, good youth, address thy gait unto her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0266 Be not denied access. Stand at her doors
FTLNLINEFTLN 0267 And tell them, there thy fixèd foot shall grow
FTLNLINEFTLN 0268 Till thou have audience.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 026920 Sure, my noble lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0270 If she be so abandoned to her sorrow
FTLNLINEFTLN 0271 As it is spoke, she never will admit me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0272 Be clamorous and leap all civil bounds
FTLNLINEFTLN 0273 Rather than make unprofited return.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 027425 Say I do speak with her, my lord, what then?
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0275 O, then unfold the passion of my love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0276 Surprise her with discourse of my dear faith.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0277 It shall become thee well to act my woes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0278 She will attend it better in thy youth
FTLNLINEFTLN 027930 Than in a nuncio’s of more grave aspect.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0280 I think not so, my lord.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0281 Dear lad, believe it;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0282 For they shall yet belie thy happy years
FTLNLINEFTLN 0283 That say thou art a man. Diana’s lip
FTLNLINEFTLN 028435 Is not more smooth and rubious, thy small pipe
FTLNLINEFTLN 0285 Is as the maiden’s organ, shrill and sound,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0286 And all is semblative a womans part.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0287 I know thy constellation is right apt
FTLNLINEFTLN 0288 For this affair.—Some four or five attend him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 028940 All, if you will, for I myself am best
FTLNLINEFTLN 0290 When least in company.—Prosper well in this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0291 And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0292 To call his fortunes thine.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0293 I’ll do my best
FTLNLINEFTLN 029445 To woo your lady.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0295 Whoe’er I woo, myself would be his wife.
SDThey exit.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0296Nay, either tell me where thou hast been, or I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0297 will not open my lips so wide as a bristle may enter
FTLNLINEFTLN 0299 absence.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 03005Let her hang me. He that is well hanged in this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0301 world needs to fear no colors.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0302Make that good.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0303He shall see none to fear.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0304A good Lenten answer. I can tell thee where
FTLNLINEFTLN 030510 that saying was born, of “I fear no colors.”
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0306Where, good Mistress Mary?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0307In the wars; and that may you be bold to say in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0308 your foolery.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0309Well, God give them wisdom that have it, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 031015 those that are Fools, let them use their talents.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0311Yet you will be hanged for being so long absent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0312 Or to be turned away, is not that as good as a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0313 hanging to you?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0314Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 031520 and, for turning away, let summer bear it out.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0316You are resolute, then?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0317Not so, neither, but I am resolved on two points.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0318That if one break, the other will hold, or if both
FTLNLINEFTLN 0319 break, your gaskins fall.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 032025Apt, in good faith, very apt. Well, go thy way. If Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 0321 Toby would leave drinking, thou wert as witty a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0322 piece of Eve’s flesh as any in Illyria.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0323Peace, you rogue. No more o’ that. Here comes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0324 my lady. Make your excuse wisely, you were best.
SD
SDEnter Lady Olivia with Malvolio
FOOLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0326 fooling! Those wits that think they have thee do very
FTLNLINEFTLN 0327 oft prove fools, and I that am sure I lack thee may
FTLNLINEFTLN 0328 pass for a wise man. For what says Quinapalus?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0329 “Better a witty Fool than a foolish wit.”—God bless
FTLNLINEFTLN 033035 thee, lady!
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0332Do you not hear, fellows? Take away the Lady.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0333Go to, you’re a dry Fool. I’ll no more of you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0334 Besides, you grow dishonest.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 033540Two faults, madonna, that drink and good counsel
FTLNLINEFTLN 0336 will amend. For give the dry Fool drink, then is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0337 the Fool not dry. Bid the dishonest man mend
FTLNLINEFTLN 0338 himself; if he mend, he is no longer dishonest; if he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0339 cannot, let the botcher mend him. Anything that’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 034045 mended is but patched; virtue that transgresses is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0341 but patched with sin, and sin that amends is but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0342 patched with virtue. If that this simple syllogism
FTLNLINEFTLN 0343 will serve, so; if it will not, what remedy? As there is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0344 no true cuckold but calamity, so beauty’s a flower.
FTLNLINEFTLN 034550 The Lady bade take away the Fool. Therefore, I say
FTLNLINEFTLN 0346 again, take her away.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0347Sir, I bade them take away you.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0348Misprision in the highest degree! Lady, cucullus
FTLNLINEFTLN 0349 non facit monachum. That’s as much to say as, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 035055 wear not motley in my brain. Good madonna, give
FTLNLINEFTLN 0351 me leave to prove you a fool.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0352Can you do it?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0353Dexteriously, good madonna.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0354Make your proof.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 035560I must catechize you for it, madonna. Good my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0356 mouse of virtue, answer me.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0357Well, sir, for want of other idleness, I’ll bide
FTLNLINEFTLN 0358 your proof.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0359Good madonna, why mourn’st thou?
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 036065Good Fool, for my brother’s death.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0361I think his soul is in hell, madonna.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0362I know his soul is in heaven, Fool.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0363The more fool, madonna, to mourn for your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0364 brother’s soul, being in heaven. Take away the fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 036570 gentlemen.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0366What think you of this Fool, Malvolio? Doth he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0367 not mend?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0369 shake him. Infirmity, that decays the wise, doth
FTLNLINEFTLN 037075 ever make the better Fool.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0371God send you, sir, a speedy infirmity, for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0372 better increasing your folly! Sir Toby will be sworn
FTLNLINEFTLN 0373 that I am no fox, but he will not pass his word for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0374 twopence that you are no fool.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 037580How say you to that, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0376I marvel your Ladyship takes delight in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0377 such a barren rascal. I saw him put down the other
FTLNLINEFTLN 0378 day with an ordinary fool that has no more brain
FTLNLINEFTLN 0379 than a stone. Look you now, he’s out of his guard
FTLNLINEFTLN 038085 already. Unless you laugh and minister occasion to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0381 him, he is gagged. I protest I take these wise men
FTLNLINEFTLN 0382 that crow so at these set kind of Fools no better than
FTLNLINEFTLN 0383 the Fools’ zanies.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0384O, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and taste
FTLNLINEFTLN 038590 with a distempered appetite. To be generous, guiltless,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0386 and of free disposition is to take those things
FTLNLINEFTLN 0387 for bird-bolts that you deem cannon bullets. There
FTLNLINEFTLN 0388 is no slander in an allowed Fool, though he do
FTLNLINEFTLN 0389 nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet
FTLNLINEFTLN 039095 man, though he do nothing but reprove.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0391Now Mercury endue thee with leasing, for thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0392 speak’st well of Fools!
SDEnter Maria.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0393Madam, there is at the gate a young gentleman
FTLNLINEFTLN 0394 much desires to speak with you.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0395100From the Count Orsino, is it?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0396I know not, madam. ’Tis a fair young man, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0397 well attended.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0398Who of my people hold him in delay?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0399Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0400105Fetch him off, I pray you. He speaks nothing
FTLNLINEFTLN 0401 but madman. Fie on him!SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0402 Malvolio. If it be a suit from the Count, I am sick,
exits.) FTLNLINEFTLN 0404Now you see, sir, how your fooling
FTLNLINEFTLN 0405110 grows old, and people dislike it.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0406Thou hast spoke for us, madonna, as if thy eldest
FTLNLINEFTLN 0407 son should be a Fool, whose skull Jove cram with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0408 brains, for—here he comes—one of thy kin has a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0409 most weak pia mater.
SDEnter Sir Toby.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0410115By mine honor, half drunk!—What is he at the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0411 gate, cousin?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0412A gentleman.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0413A gentleman? What gentleman?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0414’Tis a gentleman here—a plague o’ these pickle
FTLNLINEFTLN 0415120 herring!—How now, sot?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0416Good Sir Toby.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0417Cousin, cousin, how have you come so early by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0418 this lethargy?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0419Lechery? I defy lechery. There’s one at the gate.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0420125Ay, marry, what is he?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0421Let him be the devil an he will, I care not. Give
FTLNLINEFTLN 0422 me faith, say I. Well, it’s all one.SDHe exits.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0423What’s a drunken man like, Fool?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0424Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman. One
FTLNLINEFTLN 0425130 draught above heat makes him a fool, the second
FTLNLINEFTLN 0426 mads him, and a third drowns him.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0427Go thou and seek the crowner and let him sit o’
FTLNLINEFTLN 0428 my coz, for he’s in the third degree of drink: he’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0429 drowned. Go look after him.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0430135He is but mad yet, madonna, and the Fool shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 0431 look to the madman.SD
SDEnter Malvolio.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0432Madam, yond young fellow swears he will
FTLNLINEFTLN 0433 speak with you. I told him you were sick; he takes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0435140 comes to speak with you. I told him you were
FTLNLINEFTLN 0436 asleep; he seems to have a foreknowledge of that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0437 too, and therefore comes to speak with you. What is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0438 to be said to him, lady? He’s fortified against any
FTLNLINEFTLN 0439 denial.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0440145Tell him he shall not speak with me.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0441Has been told so, and he says he’ll stand at
FTLNLINEFTLN 0442 your door like a sheriff’s post and be the supporter
FTLNLINEFTLN 0443 to a bench, but he’ll speak with you.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0444What kind o’ man is he?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0445150Why, of mankind.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0446What manner of man?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0447Of very ill manner. He’ll speak with you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0448 will you or no.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0449Of what personage and years is he?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0450155Not yet old enough for a man, nor young
FTLNLINEFTLN 0451 enough for a boy—as a squash is before ’tis a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0452 peascod, or a codling when ’tis almost an apple. ’Tis
FTLNLINEFTLN 0453 with him in standing water, between boy and man.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0454 He is very well-favored, and he speaks very shrewishly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0455160 One would think his mother’s milk were
FTLNLINEFTLN 0456 scarce out of him.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0457 Let him approach. Call in my gentlewoman.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0458Gentlewoman, my lady calls.SDHe exits.
SDEnter Maria.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0459 Give me my veil. Come, throw it o’er my face.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0460165 We’ll once more hear Orsino’s embassy.
SDEnter
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0461The honorable lady of the house, which is she?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0463Most radiant, exquisite, and unmatchable
FTLNLINEFTLN 0464 beauty—I pray you, tell me if this be the lady of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0465170 house, for I never saw her. I would be loath to cast
FTLNLINEFTLN 0466 away my speech, for, besides that it is excellently
FTLNLINEFTLN 0467 well penned, I have taken great pains to con it. Good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0468 beauties, let me sustain no scorn. I am very comptible
FTLNLINEFTLN 0469 even to the least sinister usage.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0470175Whence came you, sir?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0471I can say little more than I have studied, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0472 that question’s out of my part. Good gentle one,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0473 give me modest assurance if you be the lady of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0474 house, that I may proceed in my speech.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0475180Are you a comedian?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0476No, my profound heart. And yet by the very
FTLNLINEFTLN 0477 fangs of malice I swear I am not that I play. Are
FTLNLINEFTLN 0478 you the lady of the house?
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0479If I do not usurp myself, I am.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0480185Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp
FTLNLINEFTLN 0481 yourself, for what is yours to bestow is not yours to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0482 reserve. But this is from my commission. I will on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0483 with my speech in your praise and then show you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0484 the heart of my message.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0485190Come to what is important in ’t. I forgive you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0486 the praise.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0487Alas, I took great pains to study it, and ’tis
FTLNLINEFTLN 0488 poetical.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0489It is the more like to be feigned. I pray you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0490195 keep it in. I heard you were saucy at my gates, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0491 allowed your approach rather to wonder at you than
FTLNLINEFTLN 0492 to hear you. If you be not mad, begone; if you have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0493 reason, be brief. ’Tis not that time of moon with me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0494 to make one in so skipping a dialogue.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0495200Will you hoist sail, sir? Here lies your way.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0496No, good swabber, I am to hull here a little
FTLNLINEFTLN 0498 lady.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0501Sure you have some hideous matter to deliver
FTLNLINEFTLN 0502 when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0503 office.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0504It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture
FTLNLINEFTLN 0505210 of war, no taxation of homage. I hold the olive in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0506 my hand. My words are as full of peace as matter.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0507Yet you began rudely. What are you? What
FTLNLINEFTLN 0508 would you?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0509The rudeness that hath appeared in me have I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0510215 learned from my entertainment. What I am and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0511 what I would are as secret as maidenhead: to your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0512 ears, divinity; to any other’s, profanation.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0513Give us the place alone. We will hear this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0514 divinity.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0515220 is your text?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0516Most sweet lady—
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0517A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said
FTLNLINEFTLN 0518 of it. Where lies your text?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0519In Orsino’s bosom.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0520225In his bosom? In what chapter of his bosom?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0521To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0522O, I have read it; it is heresy. Have you no more
FTLNLINEFTLN 0523 to say?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0524Good madam, let me see your face.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0525230Have you any commission from your lord to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0526 negotiate with my face? You are now out of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0527 text. But we will draw the curtain and show you the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0528 picture.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0529 one I was this present. Is ’t not well done?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0530235Excellently done, if God did all.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0531’Tis in grain, sir; ’twill endure wind and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0532 weather.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0533 ’Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white
FTLNLINEFTLN 0534 Nature’s own sweet and cunning hand laid on.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0535240 Lady, you are the cruel’st she alive
FTLNLINEFTLN 0536 If you will lead these graces to the grave
FTLNLINEFTLN 0537 And leave the world no copy.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0538O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted! I will give
FTLNLINEFTLN 0539 out divers schedules of my beauty. It shall be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0540245 inventoried and every particle and utensil labeled
FTLNLINEFTLN 0541 to my will: as, item, two lips indifferent red; item,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0542 two gray eyes with lids to them; item, one neck, one
FTLNLINEFTLN 0543 chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise
FTLNLINEFTLN 0544 me?
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0545250 I see you what you are. You are too proud.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0546 But if you were the devil you are fair.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0547 My lord and master loves you. O, such love
FTLNLINEFTLN 0548 Could be but recompensed though you were
FTLNLINEFTLN 0549 crowned
FTLNLINEFTLN 0550255 The nonpareil of beauty.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0551 How does he love me?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0552With adorations, fertile tears,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0553 With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0554 Your lord does know my mind. I cannot love him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0555260 Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0556 Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0557 In voices well divulged, free, learned, and valiant,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0558 And in dimension and the shape of nature
FTLNLINEFTLN 0559 A gracious person. But yet I cannot love him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0560265 He might have took his answer long ago.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0561 If I did love you in my master’s flame,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0562 With such a suff’ring, such a deadly life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0563 In your denial I would find no sense.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0564 I would not understand it.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0566 Make me a willow cabin at your gate
FTLNLINEFTLN 0567 And call upon my soul within the house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0568 Write loyal cantons of contemnèd love
FTLNLINEFTLN 0569 And sing them loud even in the dead of night,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0570275 Hallow your name to the reverberate hills
FTLNLINEFTLN 0571 And make the babbling gossip of the air
FTLNLINEFTLN 0572 Cry out “Olivia!” O, you should not rest
FTLNLINEFTLN 0573 Between the elements of air and earth
FTLNLINEFTLN 0574 But you should pity me.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0575280 You might do much.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0576 What is your parentage?
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0577 Above my fortunes, yet my state is well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0578 I am a gentleman.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0579 Get you to your lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0580285 I cannot love him. Let him send no more—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0581 Unless perchance you come to me again
FTLNLINEFTLN 0582 To tell me how he takes it. Fare you well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0583 I thank you for your pains. Spend this for me.
SD
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0584 I am no fee’d post, lady. Keep your purse.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0585290 My master, not myself, lacks recompense.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0586 Love make his heart of flint that you shall love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0587 And let your fervor, like my master’s, be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0588 Placed in contempt. Farewell, fair cruelty.SDShe exits.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0589“What is your parentage?”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0590295 “Above my fortunes, yet my state is well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0591 I am a gentleman.” I’ll be sworn thou art.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0592 Thy tongue, thy face, thy limbs, actions, and spirit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0593 Do give thee fivefold blazon. Not too fast! Soft,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0594 soft!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0595300 Unless the master were the man. How now?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0596 Even so quickly may one catch the plague?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0598 With an invisible and subtle stealth
FTLNLINEFTLN 0599 To creep in at mine eyes. Well, let it be.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0600305 What ho, Malvolio!
SDEnter Malvolio.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0601 Here, madam, at your service.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0602 Run after that same peevish messenger,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0603 The County’s man. He left this ring behind him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0604 Would I or not. Tell him I’ll none of it.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0605310 Desire him not to flatter with his lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0606 Nor hold him up with hopes. I am not for him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0607 If that the youth will come this way tomorrow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0608 I’ll give him reasons for ’t. Hie thee, Malvolio.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0609Madam, I will.SDHe exits.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0610315 I do I know not what, and fear to find
FTLNLINEFTLN 0611 Mine eye too great a flatterer for my mind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0612 Fate, show thy force. Ourselves we do not owe.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0613 What is decreed must be, and be this so.
SD
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0614Will you stay no longer? Nor will you not that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0615 I go with you?
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 0616By your patience, no. My stars shine darkly
FTLNLINEFTLN 0617 over me. The malignancy of my fate might perhaps
FTLNLINEFTLN 06185 distemper yours. Therefore I shall crave of you your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0619 leave that I may bear my evils alone. It were a bad
FTLNLINEFTLN 0620 recompense for your love to lay any of them on you.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0621Let me yet know of you whither you are
FTLNLINEFTLN 0622 bound.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 062310No, sooth, sir. My determinate voyage is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0624 mere extravagancy. But I perceive in you so excellent
FTLNLINEFTLN 0625 a touch of modesty that you will not extort
FTLNLINEFTLN 0626 from me what I am willing to keep in. Therefore it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0627 charges me in manners the rather to express myself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 062815 You must know of me, then, Antonio, my name
FTLNLINEFTLN 0629 is Sebastian, which I called Roderigo. My father was
FTLNLINEFTLN 0630 that Sebastian of Messaline whom I know you have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0631 heard of. He left behind him myself and a sister,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0632 both born in an hour. If the heavens had been
FTLNLINEFTLN 063320 pleased, would we had so ended! But you, sir,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0634 altered that, for some hour before you took me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0635 from the breach of the sea was my sister drowned.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0636Alas the day!
FTLNLINEFTLN 063825 resembled me, was yet of many accounted beautiful.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0639 But though I could not with such estimable
FTLNLINEFTLN 0640 wonder overfar believe that, yet thus far I will boldly
FTLNLINEFTLN 0641 publish her: she bore a mind that envy could not but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0642 call fair. She is drowned already, sir, with salt water,
FTLNLINEFTLN 064330 though I seem to drown her remembrance again
FTLNLINEFTLN 0644 with more.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0645Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 0646O good Antonio, forgive me your trouble.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0647If you will not murder me for my love, let me
FTLNLINEFTLN 064835 be your servant.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 0649If you will not undo what you have done—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0650 that is, kill him whom you have recovered—desire
FTLNLINEFTLN 0651 it not. Fare you well at once. My bosom is full of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0652 kindness, and I am yet so near the manners of my
FTLNLINEFTLN 065340 mother that, upon the least occasion more, mine
FTLNLINEFTLN 0654 eyes will tell tales of me. I am bound to the Count
FTLNLINEFTLN 0655 Orsino’s court. Farewell.SDHe exits.
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0656 The gentleness of all the gods go with thee!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0657 I have many enemies in Orsino’s court,
FTLNLINEFTLN 065845 Else would I very shortly see thee there.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0659 But come what may, I do adore thee so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0660 That danger shall seem sport, and I will go.
SDHe exits.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0661Were not you even now with the Countess
FTLNLINEFTLN 0662 Olivia?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0663Even now, sir. On a moderate pace I have since
FTLNLINEFTLN 0664 arrived but hither.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 06655She returns this ring to you, sir. You might
FTLNLINEFTLN 0667 yourself. She adds, moreover, that you should put
FTLNLINEFTLN 0668 your lord into a desperate assurance she will none
FTLNLINEFTLN 0669 of him. And one thing more, that you be never so
FTLNLINEFTLN 067010 hardy to come again in his affairs unless it be to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0671 report your lord’s taking of this. Receive it so.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0672She took the ring of me. I’ll none of it.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0673Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0674 her will is it should be so returned.SD
down the ring.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0676 lies in your eye; if not, be it his that finds it.
SDHe exits.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0677 I left no ring with her. What means this lady?
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0678 Fortune forbid my outside have not charmed her!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0679 She made good view of me, indeed so much
FTLNLINEFTLN 068020 That methought her eyes had lost her tongue,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0681 For she did speak in starts distractedly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0682 She loves me, sure! The cunning of her passion
FTLNLINEFTLN 0683 Invites me in this churlish messenger.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0684 None of my lord’s ring? Why, he sent her none!
FTLNLINEFTLN 068525 I am the man. If it be so, as ’tis,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0686 Poor lady, she were better love a dream.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0687 Disguise, I see thou art a wickedness
FTLNLINEFTLN 0688 Wherein the pregnant enemy does much.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0689 How easy is it for the proper false
FTLNLINEFTLN 069030 In women’s waxen hearts to set their forms!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0691 Alas,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0692 For such as we are made
FTLNLINEFTLN 0693 How will this fadge? My master loves her dearly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0694 And I, poor monster, fond as much on him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 069535 And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0696 What will become of this? As I am man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0697 My state is desperate for my master’s love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0698 As I am woman (now, alas the day!),
FTLNLINEFTLN 070040 O Time, thou must untangle this, not I.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0701 It is too hard a knot for me t’ untie.
SD
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0702Approach, Sir Andrew. Not to be abed after
FTLNLINEFTLN 0703 midnight is to be up betimes, and “diluculo surgere,”
FTLNLINEFTLN 0704 thou know’st—
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0705Nay, by my troth, I know not. But I know to
FTLNLINEFTLN 07065 be up late is to be up late.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0707A false conclusion. I hate it as an unfilled can. To
FTLNLINEFTLN 0708 be up after midnight and to go to bed then, is early,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0709 so that to go to bed after midnight is to go to bed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0710 betimes. Does not our lives consist of the four
FTLNLINEFTLN 071110 elements?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0712Faith, so they say, but I think it rather consists
FTLNLINEFTLN 0713 of eating and drinking.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0714Thou ’rt a scholar. Let us therefore eat and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0715 drink. Marian, I say, a stoup of wine!
SDEnter
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 071615Here comes the Fool, i’ faith.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0717How now, my hearts? Did you never see the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0718 picture of “We Three”?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0719Welcome, ass! Now let’s have a catch.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0720By my troth, the Fool has an excellent breast.
FTLNLINEFTLN 072120 I had rather than forty shillings I had such a leg,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0722 and so sweet a breath to sing, as the Fool has.—In
FTLNLINEFTLN 0723 sooth, thou wast in very gracious fooling last night
FTLNLINEFTLN 0724 when thou spok’st of Pigrogromitus of the Vapians
FTLNLINEFTLN 0725 passing the equinoctial of Queubus. ’Twas very
FTLNLINEFTLN 072625 good, i’ faith. I sent thee sixpence for thy leman.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0727 Hadst it?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0729 is no whipstock, my lady has a white hand, and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0730 Myrmidons are no bottle-ale houses.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 073130Excellent! Why, this is the best fooling when
FTLNLINEFTLN 0732 all is done. Now, a song!
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0734 sixpence for you. Let’s have a song.
ANDREWSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 073635 me, too. If one knight give a—
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0737Would you have a love song or a song of good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0738 life?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0739A love song, a love song.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0740Ay, ay, I care not for good life.
FOOLSD sings
FTLNLINEFTLN 074140 O mistress mine, where are you roaming?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0742 O, stay and hear! Your truelove’s coming,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0743 That can sing both high and low.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0744 Trip no further, pretty sweeting.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0745 Journeys end in lovers meeting,
FTLNLINEFTLN 074645 Every wise man’s son doth know.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0747Excellent good, i’ faith!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0748Good, good.
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0749 What is love? ’Tis not hereafter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0750 Present mirth hath present laughter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 075150 What’s to come is still unsure.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0752 In delay there lies no plenty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0753 Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0754 Youth’s a stuff will not endure.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0755A mellifluous voice, as I am true knight.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 075655A contagious breath.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0757Very sweet and contagious, i’ faith.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0758To hear by the nose, it is dulcet in contagion.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0759 But shall we make the welkin dance indeed? Shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 0760 we rouse the night owl in a catch that will draw
FTLNLINEFTLN 076160 three souls out of one weaver? Shall we do that?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0763 catch.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0764By ’r Lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0765Most certain. Let our catch be “Thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 076665 Knave.”
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0767“Hold thy peace, thou knave,” knight? I shall be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0768 constrained in ’t to call thee “knave,” knight.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0769’Tis not the first time I have constrained one
FTLNLINEFTLN 0770 to call me “knave.” Begin, Fool. It begins “Hold
FTLNLINEFTLN 077170 thy peace.”
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0772I shall never begin if I hold my peace.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0773Good, i’ faith. Come, begin.SDCatch sung.
SDEnter Maria.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0774What a caterwauling do you keep here! If my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0775 lady have not called up her steward Malvolio and
FTLNLINEFTLN 077675 bid him turn you out of doors, never trust me.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0777My lady’s a Cataian, we are politicians, Malvolio’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0778 a Peg-a-Ramsey, andSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0779 we. Am not I consanguineous? Am I not of her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0780 blood? Tillyvally! “Lady”!SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 078180 in Babylon, lady, lady.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0782Beshrew me, the knight’s in admirable fooling.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0783Ay, he does well enough if he be disposed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0784 and so do I, too. He does it with a better grace, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0785 I do it more natural.
TOBYSD
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0787For the love o’ God, peace!
SDEnter Malvolio.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0788My masters, are you mad? Or what are you?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0789 Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty but to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0790 gabble like tinkers at this time of night? Do you
FTLNLINEFTLN 079190 make an ale-house of my lady’s house, that you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0792 squeak out your coziers’ catches without any mitigation
FTLNLINEFTLN 0793 or remorse of voice? Is there no respect of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0794 place, persons, nor time in you?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 079695Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady
FTLNLINEFTLN 0797 bade me tell you that, though she harbors you as her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0798 kinsman, she’s nothing allied to your disorders. If
FTLNLINEFTLN 0799 you can separate yourself and your misdemeanors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0800 you are welcome to the house; if not, an it would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0801100 please you to take leave of her, she is very willing to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0802 bid you farewell.
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0803 Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0804Nay, good Sir Toby.
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0805 His eyes do show his days are almost done.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0806105Is ’t even so?
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0807 But I will never die.
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0808 Sir Toby, there you lie.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0809This is much credit to you.
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0810 Shall I bid him go?
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0811110 What an if you do?
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0812 Shall I bid him go, and spare not?
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0813 O no, no, no, no, you dare not.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0814Out o’ tune, sir? You lie. Art any more than a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0815 steward? Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0816115 there shall be no more cakes and ale?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0817Yes, by Saint Anne, and ginger shall be hot i’ th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 0818 mouth, too.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0819Thou ’rt i’ th’ right.—Go, sir, rub your chain
FTLNLINEFTLN 0820 with crumbs.—A stoup of wine, Maria!
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0821120Mistress Mary, if you prized my lady’s favor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0822 at anything more than contempt, you would not give
FTLNLINEFTLN 0824 this hand.SDHe exits.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0825Go shake your ears!
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0826125’Twere as good a deed as to drink when a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0827 man’s a-hungry, to challenge him the field and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0828 then to break promise with him and make a fool of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0829 him.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0830Do ’t, knight. I’ll write thee a challenge. Or I’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 0831130 deliver thy indignation to him by word of mouth.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0832Sweet Sir Toby, be patient for tonight. Since the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0833 youth of the Count’s was today with my lady, she is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0834 much out of quiet. For Monsieur Malvolio, let me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0835 alone with him. If I do not gull him into
FTLNLINEFTLN 0836135 and make him a common recreation, do not think I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0837 have wit enough to lie straight in my bed. I know I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0838 can do it.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0839Possess us, possess us, tell us something of him.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0840Marry, sir, sometimes he is a kind of puritan.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0841140O, if I thought that, I’d beat him like a dog!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0842What, for being a puritan? Thy exquisite reason,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0843 dear knight?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0844I have no exquisite reason for ’t, but I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0845 reason good enough.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0846145The devil a puritan that he is, or anything
FTLNLINEFTLN 0847 constantly but a time-pleaser; an affectioned ass
FTLNLINEFTLN 0848 that cons state without book and utters it by great
FTLNLINEFTLN 0849 swaths; the best persuaded of himself, so crammed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0850 as he thinks, with excellencies, that it is his grounds
FTLNLINEFTLN 0851150 of faith that all that look on him love him. And on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0852 that vice in him will my revenge find notable cause
FTLNLINEFTLN 0853 to work.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0854What wilt thou do?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0855I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0856155 love, wherein by the color of his beard, the shape of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0857 his leg, the manner of his gait, the expressure of his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0858 eye, forehead, and complexion, he shall find himself
FTLNLINEFTLN 0860 lady your niece; on a forgotten matter, we can
FTLNLINEFTLN 0861160 hardly make distinction of our hands.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0862Excellent! I smell a device.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0863I have ’t in my nose, too.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0864He shall think, by the letters that thou wilt drop,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0865 that they come from my niece, and that she’s in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0866165 love with him.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0867My purpose is indeed a horse of that color.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0868And your horse now would make him an ass.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0869Ass, I doubt not.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0870O, ’twill be admirable!
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 0871170Sport royal, I warrant you. I know my physic
FTLNLINEFTLN 0872 will work with him. I will plant you two, and let the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0873 Fool make a third, where he shall find the letter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0874 Observe his construction of it. For this night, to bed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0875 and dream on the event. Farewell.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0876175Good night, Penthesilea.SDShe exits.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0877Before me, she’s a good wench.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0878She’s a beagle true bred, and one that adores
FTLNLINEFTLN 0879 me. What o’ that?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0880I was adored once, too.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0881180Let’s to bed, knight. Thou hadst need send for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0882 more money.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0883If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way
FTLNLINEFTLN 0884 out.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0885Send for money, knight. If thou hast her not i’
FTLNLINEFTLN 0886185 th’ end, call me “Cut.”
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 0887If I do not, never trust me, take it how you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0888 will.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 0889Come, come, I’ll go burn some sack. ’Tis too
FTLNLINEFTLN 0890 late to go to bed now. Come, knight; come, knight.
SDThey exit.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0891 Give me some music.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0892 morrow, friends.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0893 Now, good Cesario, but that piece of song,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0894 That old and antique song we heard last night.
FTLNLINEFTLN 08955 Methought it did relieve my passion much,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0896 More than light airs and recollected terms
FTLNLINEFTLN 0897 Of these most brisk and giddy-pacèd times.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0898 Come, but one verse.
CURIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0899He is not here, so please your Lordship, that
FTLNLINEFTLN 090010 should sing it.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0901Who was it?
CURIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0902Feste the jester, my lord, a Fool that the Lady
FTLNLINEFTLN 0903 Olivia’s father took much delight in. He is about
FTLNLINEFTLN 0904 the house.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 090515 Seek him outSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0906 while.SDMusic plays.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0907 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0908 In the sweet pangs of it remember me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0909 For such as I am, all true lovers are,
FTLNLINEFTLN 091020 Unstaid and skittish in all motions else
FTLNLINEFTLN 0911 Save in the constant image of the creature
FTLNLINEFTLN 0912 That is beloved. How dost thou like this tune?
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0913 It gives a very echo to the seat
FTLNLINEFTLN 0914 Where love is throned.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 091525 Thou dost speak masterly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0916 My life upon ’t, young though thou art, thine eye
FTLNLINEFTLN 0917 Hath stayed upon some favor that it loves.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0918 Hath it not, boy?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0919 A little, by your favor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 092030 What kind of woman is ’t?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0921 Of your complexion.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0922 She is not worth thee, then. What years, i’ faith?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0923About your years, my lord.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0924 Too old, by heaven. Let still the woman take
FTLNLINEFTLN 092535 An elder than herself. So wears she to him;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0926 So sways she level in her husband’s heart.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0927 For, boy, however we do praise ourselves,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0928 Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0929 More longing, wavering, sooner lost and worn,
FTLNLINEFTLN 093040 Than women’s are.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0931 I think it well, my lord.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0932 Then let thy love be younger than thyself,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0933 Or thy affection cannot hold the bent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0934 For women are as roses, whose fair flower,
FTLNLINEFTLN 093545 Being once displayed, doth fall that very hour.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 0936 And so they are. Alas, that they are so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0937 To die even when they to perfection grow!
SDEnter Curio and
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0938 O, fellow, come, the song we had last night.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0939 Mark it, Cesario. It is old and plain;
FTLNLINEFTLN 094050 The spinsters and the knitters in the sun
FTLNLINEFTLN 0941 And the free maids that weave their thread with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0942 bones
FTLNLINEFTLN 0943 Do use to chant it. It is silly sooth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0944 And dallies with the innocence of love
FTLNLINEFTLN 094555 Like the old age.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0946Are you ready, sir?
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0947Ay, prithee, sing.SDMusic.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0948 Come away, come away, death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0949 And in sad cypress let me be laid.
FTLNLINEFTLN 095060
FTLNLINEFTLN 0951 I am slain by a fair cruel maid.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0952 My shroud of white, stuck all with yew,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0953 O, prepare it!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0954 My part of death, no one so true
FTLNLINEFTLN 095565 Did share it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0956 Not a flower, not a flower sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0957 On my black coffin let there be strown;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0958 Not a friend, not a friend greet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0959 My poor corpse where my bones shall be thrown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 096070 A thousand thousand sighs to save,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0961 Lay me, O, where
FTLNLINEFTLN 0962 Sad true lover never find my grave
FTLNLINEFTLN 0963 To weep there.
ORSINOSD,
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 096575No pains, sir. I take pleasure in singing, sir.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0966I’ll pay thy pleasure, then.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 0967Truly sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or
FTLNLINEFTLN 0968 another.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0969Give me now leave to leave thee.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 097080Now the melancholy god protect thee and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0971 tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0972 mind is a very opal. I would have men of such
FTLNLINEFTLN 0973 constancy put to sea, that their business might be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0974 everything and their intent everywhere, for that’s it
FTLNLINEFTLN 097585 that always makes a good voyage of nothing.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0976 Farewell.SDHe exits.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0977 Let all the rest give place.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0978 Once more, Cesario,
FTLNLINEFTLN 098090 Tell her my love, more noble than the world,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0981 Prizes not quantity of dirty lands.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0982 The parts that Fortune hath bestowed upon her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0983 Tell her, I hold as giddily as Fortune.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0984 But ’tis that miracle and queen of gems
FTLNLINEFTLN 098595 That nature pranks her in attracts my soul.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0986But if she cannot love you, sir—
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0987
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 0988 Sooth, but you must.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0989 Say that some lady, as perhaps there is,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0990100 Hath for your love as great a pang of heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 0991 As you have for Olivia. You cannot love her;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0992 You tell her so. Must she not then be answered?
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 0993There is no woman’s sides
FTLNLINEFTLN 0994 Can bide the beating of so strong a passion
FTLNLINEFTLN 0995105 As love doth give my heart; no woman’s heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 0996 So big, to hold so much; they lack retention.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0997 Alas, their love may be called appetite,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0998 No motion of the liver but the palate,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0999 That suffer surfeit, cloyment, and revolt;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1000110 But mine is all as hungry as the sea,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1001 And can digest as much. Make no compare
FTLNLINEFTLN 1002 Between that love a woman can bear me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1003 And that I owe Olivia.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1004 Ay, but I know—
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 1005115What dost thou know?
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1006 Too well what love women to men may owe.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1007 In faith, they are as true of heart as we.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1008 My father had a daughter loved a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1009 As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1010120 I should your Lordship.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 1011 And what’s her history?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1012 A blank, my lord. She never told her love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1013 But let concealment, like a worm i’ th’ bud,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1014 Feed on her damask cheek. She pined in thought,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1015125 And with a green and yellow melancholy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1016 She sat like Patience on a monument,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1017 Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1018 We men may say more, swear more, but indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1019 Our shows are more than will; for still we prove
FTLNLINEFTLN 1020130 Much in our vows but little in our love.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1021 But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1022 I am all the daughters of my father’s house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1023 And all the brothers, too—and yet I know not.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1024 Sir, shall I to this lady?
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 1025135 Ay, that’s the theme.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1026 To her in haste. Give her this jewel. Say
FTLNLINEFTLN 1027 My love can give no place, bide no denay.
SD
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1028Come thy ways, Signior Fabian.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1029Nay, I’ll come. If I lose a scruple of this sport,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1030 let me be boiled to death with melancholy.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1031Wouldst thou not be glad to have the niggardly
FTLNLINEFTLN 10325 rascally sheep-biter come by some notable shame?
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1033I would exult, man. You know he brought me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1034 out o’ favor with my lady about a bearbaiting here.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1035To anger him, we’ll have the bear again, and we
FTLNLINEFTLN 1036 will fool him black and blue, shall we not, Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 103710 Andrew?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1038An we do not, it is pity of our lives.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1039Here comes the little villain.—How now, my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1040 metal of India?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1041Get you all three into the boxtree. Malvolio’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 104215 coming down this walk. He has been yonder i’ the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1043 sun practicing behavior to his own shadow this half
FTLNLINEFTLN 1044 hour. Observe him, for the love of mockery, for I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1045 know this letter will make a contemplative idiot of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1046 him. Close, in the name of jesting!SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 104720 thou thereSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1048 the trout that must be caught with tickling.
SDShe exits.
SDEnter Malvolio.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1049’Tis but fortune, all is fortune. Maria once
FTLNLINEFTLN 1050 told me she did affect me, and I have heard herself
FTLNLINEFTLN 1051 come thus near, that should she fancy, it should be
FTLNLINEFTLN 105225 one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1053 more exalted respect than anyone else that follows
FTLNLINEFTLN 1054 her. What should I think on ’t?
TOBYSD,
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 105730 turkeycock of him. How he jets under his advanced
FTLNLINEFTLN 1058 plumes!
ANDREWSD,
TOBYSD,
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1061To be Count Malvolio.
TOBYSD,
ANDREWSD,
TOBYSD,
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1065There is example for ’t. The lady of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1066 Strachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe.
ANDREWSD,
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1069 imagination blows him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1071 sitting in my state—
TOBYSD,
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1073Calling my officers about me, in my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1074 branched velvet gown, having come from a daybed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1075 where I have left Olivia sleeping—
TOBYSD,
FABIANSD,
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1078And then to have the humor of state; and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1079 after a demure travel of regard, telling them I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1080 know my place, as I would they should do theirs, to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1081 ask for my kinsman Toby—
TOBYSD,
FABIANSD,
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1084Seven of my people, with an obedient start,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1085 make out for him. I frown the while, and perchance
FTLNLINEFTLN 1086 wind up my watch, or play with my—some
FTLNLINEFTLN 108760 rich jewel. Toby approaches; curtsies there to me—
TOBYSD,
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1090 with cars, yet peace!
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1091I extend my hand to him thus, quenching
FTLNLINEFTLN 109265 my familiar smile with an austere regard of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1093 control—
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1095 lips then?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1096Saying, “Cousin Toby, my fortunes, having
FTLNLINEFTLN 109770 cast me on your niece, give me this prerogative of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1098 speech—”
TOBYSD,
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1100“You must amend your drunkenness.”
TOBYSD,
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1103 of our plot!
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1104“Besides, you waste the treasure of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1105 time with a foolish knight—”
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 110780“One Sir Andrew.”
ANDREWSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1109 fool.
MALVOLIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1111 we here?
FABIANSD,
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1114 reading aloud to him.
MALVOLIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1116 lady’s hand! These be her very c’s, her u’s, and her
FTLNLINEFTLN 111790 t’s, and thus she makes her great P’s. It is in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1118 contempt of question her hand.
ANDREWSD,
MALVOLIOSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1121 good wishes—Her very phrases! By your leave, wax.
FTLNLINEFTLN 112295 Soft. And the impressure her Lucrece, with which
FTLNLINEFTLN 1123 she uses to seal—’tis my lady!SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1124 To whom should this be?
FABIANSD,
MALVOLIOSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1126 Jove knows I love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1127100 But who?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1128 Lips, do not move;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1129 No man must know.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1130 “No man must know.” What follows? The numbers
FTLNLINEFTLN 1131 altered. “No man must know.” If this should be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1132105 thee, Malvolio!
TOBYSD,
MALVOLIOSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1134 I may command where I adore,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1135 But silence, like a Lucrece knife,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1136 With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1137110 M.O.A.I. doth sway my life.
FABIANSD,
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1141 let me see, let me see, let me see.
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1143 him!
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1145 at it!
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1146“I may command where I adore.” Why, she
FTLNLINEFTLN 1147120 may command me; I serve her; she is my lady. Why,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1148 this is evident to any formal capacity. There is no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1149 obstruction in this. And the end—what should that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1150 alphabetical position portend? If I could make that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1151 resemble something in me! Softly! “M.O.A.I.”—
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1153 scent.
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1155 though it be as rank as a fox.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1156“M”—Malvolio. “M”—why, that begins
FTLNLINEFTLN 1157130 my name!
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1159 cur is excellent at faults.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1160“M.” But then there is no consonancy in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1161 the sequel that suffers under probation. “A” should
FTLNLINEFTLN 1162135 follow, but “O” does.
FABIANSD,
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1165 “O.”
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1166And then “I” comes behind.
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1168 might see more detraction at your heels than fortunes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1169 before you.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1170“M.O.A.I.” This simulation is not as the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1171 former, and yet to crush this a little, it would bow
FTLNLINEFTLN 1172145 to me, for every one of these letters are in my name.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1173 Soft, here follows prose.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1174 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1175 stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of greatness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1177150 some have greatness thrust upon ’em. Thy fates open
FTLNLINEFTLN 1178 their hands. Let thy blood and spirit embrace them.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1179 And, to inure thyself to what thou art like to be, cast
FTLNLINEFTLN 1180 thy humble slough and appear fresh. Be opposite with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1181 a kinsman, surly with servants. Let thy tongue tang
FTLNLINEFTLN 1182155 arguments of state. Put thyself into the trick of singularity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1183 She thus advises thee that sighs for thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1184 Remember who commended thy yellow stockings and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1185 wished to see thee ever cross-gartered. I say, remember.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1186 Go to, thou art made, if thou desir’st to be so. If
FTLNLINEFTLN 1187160 not, let me see thee a steward still, the fellow of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1188 servants, and not worthy to touch Fortune’s fingers.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1189 Farewell. She that would alter services with thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1190 The Fortunate-Unhappy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1191 Daylight and champian discovers not more! This is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1192165 open. I will be proud, I will read politic authors, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1193 will baffle Sir Toby, I will wash off gross acquaintance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1194 I will be point-devise the very man. I do not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1195 now fool myself, to let imagination jade me; for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1196 every reason excites to this, that my lady loves me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1197170 She did commend my yellow stockings of late, she
FTLNLINEFTLN 1198 did praise my leg being cross-gartered, and in this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1199 she manifests herself to my love and, with a kind of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1200 injunction, drives me to these habits of her liking. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1201 thank my stars, I am happy. I will be strange, stout,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1202175 in yellow stockings, and cross-gartered, even with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1203 the swiftness of putting on. Jove and my stars be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1204 praised! Here is yet a postscript.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1205 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1206 am. If thou entertain’st my love, let it appear in thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1207180 smiling; thy smiles become thee well. Therefore in my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1208 presence still smile, dear my sweet, I prithee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1209 Jove, I thank thee! I will smile. I will do everything
FTLNLINEFTLN 1210 that thou wilt have me.SDHe exits.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1212185 pension of thousands to be paid from the Sophy.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1213I could marry this wench for this device.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1214So could I too.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1215And ask no other dowry with her but such
FTLNLINEFTLN 1216 another jest.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1217190Nor I neither.
SDEnter Maria.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1218Here comes my noble gull-catcher.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1219Wilt thou set thy foot o’ my neck?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1220Or o’ mine either?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1221Shall I play my freedom at tray-trip and become
FTLNLINEFTLN 1222195 thy bondslave?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1223I’ faith, or I either?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1224Why, thou hast put him in such a dream that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1225 when the image of it leaves him he must run mad.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1226Nay, but say true, does it work upon him?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1227200Like aqua vitae with a midwife.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1228If you will then see the fruits of the sport,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1229 mark his first approach before my lady. He will
FTLNLINEFTLN 1230 come to her in yellow stockings, and ’tis a color
FTLNLINEFTLN 1231 she abhors, and cross-gartered, a fashion she detests;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1232205 and he will smile upon her, which will now
FTLNLINEFTLN 1233 be so unsuitable to her disposition, being addicted
FTLNLINEFTLN 1234 to a melancholy as she is, that it cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 1235 but turn him into a notable contempt. If you will
FTLNLINEFTLN 1236 see it, follow me.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1237210To the gates of Tartar, thou most excellent devil
FTLNLINEFTLN 1238 of wit!
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1239I’ll make one, too.
SDThey exit.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1240Save thee, friend, and thy music. Dost thou live
FTLNLINEFTLN 1241 by thy tabor?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1242No, sir, I live by the church.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1243Art thou a churchman?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 12445No such matter, sir. I do live by the church, for I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1245 do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1246 church.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1247So thou mayst say the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1248 beggar dwell near him, or the church stands by thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 124910 tabor if thy tabor stand by the church.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1250You have said, sir. To see this age! A sentence is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1251 but a chev’ril glove to a good wit. How quickly the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1252 wrong side may be turned outward!
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1253Nay, that’s certain. They that dally nicely with
FTLNLINEFTLN 125415 words may quickly make them wanton.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1255I would therefore my sister had had no name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1256 sir.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1257Why, man?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1258Why, sir, her name’s a word, and to dally with
FTLNLINEFTLN 125920 that word might make my sister wanton. But,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1260 indeed, words are very rascals since bonds disgraced
FTLNLINEFTLN 1261 them.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1262Thy reason, man?
FTLNLINEFTLN 126425 and words are grown so false I am loath to prove
FTLNLINEFTLN 1265 reason with them.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1266I warrant thou art a merry fellow and car’st for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1267 nothing.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1268Not so, sir. I do care for something. But in my
FTLNLINEFTLN 126930 conscience, sir, I do not care for you. If that be to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1270 care for nothing, sir, I would it would make you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1271 invisible.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1272Art not thou the Lady Olivia’s Fool?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1273No, indeed, sir. The Lady Olivia has no folly. She
FTLNLINEFTLN 127435 will keep no Fool, sir, till she be married, and Fools
FTLNLINEFTLN 1275 are as like husbands as pilchers are to herrings: the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1276 husband’s the bigger. I am indeed not her Fool but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1277 her corrupter of words.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1278I saw thee late at the Count Orsino’s.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 127940Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1280 sun; it shines everywhere. I would be sorry, sir, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1281 the Fool should be as oft with your master as with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1282 my mistress. I think I saw your Wisdom there.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1283Nay, an thou pass upon me, I’ll no more with
FTLNLINEFTLN 128445 thee. Hold, there’s expenses for thee.SD
coin.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1285Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send
FTLNLINEFTLN 1286 thee a beard!
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1287By my troth I’ll tell thee, I am almost sick for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1288 one,SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 128950 chin.—Is thy lady within?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1290Would not a pair of these have bred, sir?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1291Yes, being kept together and put to use.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1292I would play Lord Pandarus of Phrygia, sir, to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1293 bring a Cressida to this Troilus.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 129455I understand you, sir. ’Tis well begged.SD
another coin.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1295The matter I hope is not great, sir, begging but a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1296 beggar: Cressida was a beggar. My lady is within, sir.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1298 are and what you would are out of my welkin—I
FTLNLINEFTLN 129960 might say “element,” but the word is overworn.
SDHe exits.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1300 This fellow is wise enough to play the Fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1301 And to do that well craves a kind of wit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1302 He must observe their mood on whom he jests,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1303 The quality of persons, and the time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 130465 And, like the haggard, check at every feather
FTLNLINEFTLN 1305 That comes before his eye. This is a practice
FTLNLINEFTLN 1306 As full of labor as a wise man’s art:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1307 For folly that he wisely shows is fit;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1308 But
SDEnter Sir Toby and Andrew.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 130970Save you, gentleman.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1310And you, sir.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1311Dieu vous garde, monsieur.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1312Et vous aussi. Votre serviteur!
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1313I hope, sir, you are, and I am yours.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 131475Will you encounter the house? My niece is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1315 desirous you should enter, if your trade be to her.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1316I am bound to your niece, sir; I mean, she is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1317 list of my voyage.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1318Taste your legs, sir; put them to motion.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 131980My legs do better understand me, sir, than I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1320 understand what you mean by bidding me taste my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1321 legs.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1322I mean, to go, sir, to enter.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1323I will answer you with gait and entrance—but
FTLNLINEFTLN 132485 we are prevented.
SDEnter Olivia, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1325 Most excellent accomplished lady, the heavens rain
FTLNLINEFTLN 1326 odors on you!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1328 odors,” well.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 132990My matter hath no voice, lady, but to your own
FTLNLINEFTLN 1330 most pregnant and vouchsafed ear.
ANDREWSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1332 I’ll get ’em all three all ready.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1333Let the garden door be shut, and leave me to
FTLNLINEFTLN 133495 my hearing.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1335 Give me your hand, sir.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1336 My duty, madam, and most humble service.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1337What is your name?
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1338 Cesario is your servant’s name, fair princess.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1339100 My servant, sir? ’Twas never merry world
FTLNLINEFTLN 1340 Since lowly feigning was called compliment.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1341 You’re servant to the Count Orsino, youth.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1342 And he is yours, and his must needs be yours.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1343 Your servant’s servant is your servant, madam.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1344105 For him, I think not on him. For his thoughts,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1345 Would they were blanks rather than filled with me.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1346 Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts
FTLNLINEFTLN 1347 On his behalf.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1348 O, by your leave, I pray you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1349110 I bade you never speak again of him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1350 But would you undertake another suit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1351 I had rather hear you to solicit that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1352 Than music from the spheres.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1353 Dear lady—
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1354115 Give me leave, beseech you. I did send,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1355 After the last enchantment you did here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1357 Myself, my servant, and, I fear me, you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1358 Under your hard construction must I sit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1359120 To force that on you in a shameful cunning
FTLNLINEFTLN 1360 Which you knew none of yours. What might you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1361 think?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1362 Have you not set mine honor at the stake
FTLNLINEFTLN 1363 And baited it with all th’ unmuzzled thoughts
FTLNLINEFTLN 1364125 That tyrannous heart can think? To one of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1365 receiving
FTLNLINEFTLN 1366 Enough is shown. A cypress, not a bosom,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1367 Hides my heart. So, let me hear you speak.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1368 I pity you.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1369130 That’s a degree to love.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1370 No, not a grize, for ’tis a vulgar proof
FTLNLINEFTLN 1371 That very oft we pity enemies.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1372 Why then methinks ’tis time to smile again.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1373 O world, how apt the poor are to be proud!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1374135 If one should be a prey, how much the better
FTLNLINEFTLN 1375 To fall before the lion than the wolf.SDClock strikes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1376 The clock upbraids me with the waste of time.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1377 Be not afraid, good youth, I will not have you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1378 And yet when wit and youth is come to harvest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1379140 Your wife is like to reap a proper man.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1380 There lies your way, due west.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1381 Then westward ho!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1382 Grace and good disposition attend your Ladyship.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1383 You’ll nothing, madam, to my lord by me?
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1384145 Stay. I prithee, tell me what thou think’st of me.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1385 That you do think you are not what you are.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1386 If I think so, I think the same of you.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1387 Then think you right. I am not what I am.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1388 I would you were as I would have you be.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1389150 Would it be better, madam, than I am?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1390 I wish it might, for now I am your fool.
OLIVIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1391 O, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful
FTLNLINEFTLN 1392 In the contempt and anger of his lip!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1393 A murd’rous guilt shows not itself more soon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1394155 Than love that would seem hid. Love’s night is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1395 noon.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1396 Cesario, by the roses of the spring,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1397 By maidhood, honor, truth, and everything,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1398 I love thee so, that, maugre all thy pride,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1399160 Nor wit nor reason can my passion hide.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1400 Do not extort thy reasons from this clause,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1401 For that I woo, thou therefore hast no cause;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1402 But rather reason thus with reason fetter:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1403 Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1404165 By innocence I swear, and by my youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1405 I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1406 And that no woman has, nor never none
FTLNLINEFTLN 1407 Shall mistress be of it, save I alone.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1408 And so adieu, good madam. Nevermore
FTLNLINEFTLN 1409170 Will I my master’s tears to you deplore.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1410 Yet come again, for thou perhaps mayst move
FTLNLINEFTLN 1411 That heart, which now abhors, to like his love.
SDThey exit
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1412No, faith, I’ll not stay a jot longer.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1413Thy reason, dear venom, give thy reason.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1414You must needs yield your reason, Sir Andrew.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1415Marry, I saw your niece do more favors to the
FTLNLINEFTLN 14165 Count’s servingman than ever she bestowed upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1417 me. I saw ’t i’ th’ orchard.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1418Did she see
FTLNLINEFTLN 1419 that.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1420As plain as I see you now.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 142110This was a great argument of love in her toward
FTLNLINEFTLN 1422 you.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1423’Slight, will you make an ass o’ me?
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1424I will prove it legitimate, sir, upon the oaths of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1425 judgment and reason.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 142615And they have been grand-jurymen since before
FTLNLINEFTLN 1427 Noah was a sailor.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1428She did show favor to the youth in your sight
FTLNLINEFTLN 1429 only to exasperate you, to awake your dormouse
FTLNLINEFTLN 1430 valor, to put fire in your heart and brimstone in
FTLNLINEFTLN 143120 your liver. You should then have accosted her, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1432 with some excellent jests, fire-new from the mint,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1433 you should have banged the youth into dumbness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1434 This was looked for at your hand, and this was
FTLNLINEFTLN 1435 balked. The double gilt of this opportunity you let
FTLNLINEFTLN 143625 time wash off, and you are now sailed into the north
FTLNLINEFTLN 1437 of my lady’s opinion, where you will hang like an
FTLNLINEFTLN 1438 icicle on a Dutchman’s beard, unless you do redeem
FTLNLINEFTLN 1439 it by some laudable attempt either of valor or
FTLNLINEFTLN 1440 policy.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 144130An ’t be any way, it must be with valor, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1442 policy I hate. I had as lief be a Brownist as a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1443 politician.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1444Why, then, build me thy fortunes upon the basis
FTLNLINEFTLN 144635 with him. Hurt him in eleven places. My niece shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 1447 take note of it, and assure thyself there is no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1448 love-broker in the world can more prevail in man’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1449 commendation with woman than report of valor.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1450There is no way but this, Sir Andrew.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 145140Will either of you bear me a challenge to him?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1452Go, write it in a martial hand. Be curst and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1453 brief. It is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent
FTLNLINEFTLN 1454 and full of invention. Taunt him with the license of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1455 ink. If thou “thou”-est him some thrice, it shall not
FTLNLINEFTLN 145645 be amiss, and as many lies as will lie in thy sheet of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1457 paper, although the sheet were big enough for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1458 bed of Ware in England, set ’em down. Go, about it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1459 Let there be gall enough in thy ink, though thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1460 write with a goose-pen, no matter. About it.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 146150Where shall I find you?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1462We’ll call thee at the cubiculo. Go.
SDSir Andrew exits.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1463This is a dear manikin to you, Sir Toby.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1464I have been dear to him, lad, some two thousand
FTLNLINEFTLN 1465 strong or so.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 146655We shall have a rare letter from him. But you’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1467 not deliver ’t?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1468Never trust me, then. And by all means stir on
FTLNLINEFTLN 1469 the youth to an answer. I think oxen and wainropes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1470 cannot hale them together. For Andrew, if he were
FTLNLINEFTLN 147160 opened and you find so much blood in his liver as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1472 will clog the foot of a flea, I’ll eat the rest of th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 1473 anatomy.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1474And his opposite, the youth, bears in his visage
FTLNLINEFTLN 1475 no great presage of cruelty.
SDEnter Maria.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 147665Look where the youngest wren of mine comes.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1477If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourselves
FTLNLINEFTLN 1479 turned heathen, a very renegado; for there is no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1480 Christian that means to be saved by believing rightly
FTLNLINEFTLN 148170 can ever believe such impossible passages of grossness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1482 He’s in yellow stockings.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1483And cross-gartered?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1484Most villainously, like a pedant that keeps a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1485 school i’ th’ church. I have dogged him like his
FTLNLINEFTLN 148675 murderer. He does obey every point of the letter
FTLNLINEFTLN 1487 that I dropped to betray him. He does smile his face
FTLNLINEFTLN 1488 into more lines than is in the new map with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1489 augmentation of the Indies. You have not seen such
FTLNLINEFTLN 1490 a thing as ’tis. I can hardly forbear hurling things at
FTLNLINEFTLN 149180 him. I know my lady will strike him. If she do, he’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1492 smile and take ’t for a great favor.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1493Come, bring us, bring us where he is.
SDThey all exit.
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 1494 I would not by my will have troubled you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1495 But, since you make your pleasure of your pains,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1496 I will no further chide you.
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1497 I could not stay behind you. My desire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 14985 More sharp than filèd steel, did spur me forth;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1499 And not all love to see you, though so much
FTLNLINEFTLN 1500 As might have drawn one to a longer voyage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1501 But jealousy what might befall your travel,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1502 Being skill-less in these parts, which to a stranger,
FTLNLINEFTLN 150310 Unguided and unfriended, often prove
FTLNLINEFTLN 1504 Rough and unhospitable. My willing love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1505 The rather by these arguments of fear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1506 Set forth in your pursuit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 150815 I can no other answer make but thanks,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1509 And thanks, and ever
FTLNLINEFTLN 1510 Are shuffled off with such uncurrent pay.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1511 But were my worth, as is my conscience, firm,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1512 You should find better dealing. What’s to do?
FTLNLINEFTLN 151320 Shall we go see the relics of this town?
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1514 Tomorrow, sir. Best first go see your lodging.
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 1515 I am not weary, and ’tis long to night.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1516 I pray you, let us satisfy our eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1517 With the memorials and the things of fame
FTLNLINEFTLN 151825 That do renown this city.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1519Would you’d pardon me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1520 I do not without danger walk these streets.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1521 Once in a sea fight ’gainst the Count his galleys
FTLNLINEFTLN 1522 I did some service, of such note indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 152330 That were I ta’en here it would scarce be answered.
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 1524 Belike you slew great number of his people?
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1525 Th’ offense is not of such a bloody nature,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1526 Albeit the quality of the time and quarrel
FTLNLINEFTLN 1527 Might well have given us bloody argument.
FTLNLINEFTLN 152835 It might have since been answered in repaying
FTLNLINEFTLN 1529 What we took from them, which, for traffic’s sake,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1530 Most of our city did. Only myself stood out,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1531 For which, if I be lapsèd in this place,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1532 I shall pay dear.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 153340 Do not then walk too open.
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1534 It doth not fit me. Hold, sir, here’s my purse.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1535 In the south suburbs, at the Elephant,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1536 Is best to lodge. I will bespeak our diet
FTLNLINEFTLN 153845 knowledge
FTLNLINEFTLN 1539 With viewing of the town. There shall you have me.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1540Why I your purse?
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1541 Haply your eye shall light upon some toy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1542 You have desire to purchase, and your store,
FTLNLINEFTLN 154350 I think, is not for idle markets, sir.
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 1544 I’ll be your purse-bearer and leave you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1545 For an hour.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1546 To th’ Elephant.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1547 I do remember.
SDThey exit
OLIVIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1548 I have sent after him. He says he’ll come.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1549 How shall I feast him? What bestow of him?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1550 For youth is bought more oft than begged or
FTLNLINEFTLN 1551 borrowed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 15525 I speak too loud.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1553 Where’s Malvolio? He is sad and civil
FTLNLINEFTLN 1554 And suits well for a servant with my fortunes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1555 Where is Malvolio?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1556He’s coming, madam, but in very strange manner.
FTLNLINEFTLN 155710 He is sure possessed, madam.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1558Why, what’s the matter? Does he rave?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1559No, madam, he does nothing but smile. Your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1560 Ladyship were best to have some guard about you if
FTLNLINEFTLN 1561 he come, for sure the man is tainted in ’s wits.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 156215 Go call him hither.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1563 If sad and merry madness equal be.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1564 How now, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1565 Sweet lady, ho, ho!
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1566Smil’st thou? I sent for thee upon a sad
FTLNLINEFTLN 156720 occasion.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1568Sad, lady? I could be sad. This does make
FTLNLINEFTLN 1569 some obstruction in the blood, this cross-gartering,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1570 but what of that? If it please the eye of one, it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1571 with me as the very true sonnet is: “Please one, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 157225 please all.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 1574 with thee?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1575Not black in my mind, though yellow in my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1576 legs. It did come to his hands, and commands shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 157730 be executed. I think we do know the sweet Roman
FTLNLINEFTLN 1578 hand.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1579Wilt thou go to bed, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1580To bed? “Ay, sweetheart, and I’ll come to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1581 thee.”
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 158235God comfort thee! Why dost thou smile so, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1583 kiss thy hand so oft?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1584How do you, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1585At your request? Yes, nightingales answer
FTLNLINEFTLN 1586 daws!
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 158740Why appear you with this ridiculous boldness
FTLNLINEFTLN 1588 before my lady?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1589“Be not afraid of greatness.” ’Twas well
FTLNLINEFTLN 1590 writ.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1591What mean’st thou by that, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 159245“Some are born great—”
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1593Ha?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1594“Some achieve greatness—”
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1595What sayst thou?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1596“And some have greatness thrust upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 159750 them.”
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1599“Remember who commended thy yellow
FTLNLINEFTLN 1600 stockings—”
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1601Thy yellow stockings?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 160255“And wished to see thee cross-gartered.”
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1603Cross-gartered?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1604“Go to, thou art made, if thou desir’st to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1605 so—”
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1606Am I made?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 160760“If not, let me see thee a servant still.”
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1608Why, this is very midsummer madness!
SDEnter Servant.
SERVANT FTLNLINEFTLN 1609Madam, the young gentleman of the Count
FTLNLINEFTLN 1610 Orsino’s is returned. I could hardly entreat him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1611 back. He attends your Ladyship’s pleasure.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 161265I’ll come to him.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1613 this fellow be looked to. Where’s my Cousin Toby?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1614 Let some of my people have a special care of him. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1615 would not have him miscarry for the half of my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1616 dowry.
SD
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 161770O ho, do you come near me now? No worse
FTLNLINEFTLN 1618 man than Sir Toby to look to me. This concurs
FTLNLINEFTLN 1619 directly with the letter. She sends him on purpose
FTLNLINEFTLN 1620 that I may appear stubborn to him, for she incites
FTLNLINEFTLN 1621 me to that in the letter: “Cast thy humble slough,”
FTLNLINEFTLN 162275 says she. “Be opposite with a kinsman, surly with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1623 servants; let thy tongue
FTLNLINEFTLN 1624 state; put thyself into the trick of singularity,” and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1625 consequently sets down the manner how: as, a sad
FTLNLINEFTLN 1626 face, a reverend carriage, a slow tongue, in the habit
FTLNLINEFTLN 162780 of some Sir of note, and so forth. I have limed her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1628 but it is Jove’s doing, and Jove make me thankful!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1629 And when she went away now, “Let this fellow be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1630 looked to.” “Fellow!” Not “Malvolio,” nor after my
FTLNLINEFTLN 163285 that no dram of a scruple, no scruple of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1633 scruple, no obstacle, no incredulous or unsafe
FTLNLINEFTLN 1634 circumstance—what can be said? Nothing that can
FTLNLINEFTLN 1635 be can come between me and the full prospect of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1636 my hopes. Well, Jove, not I, is the doer of this, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 163790 he is to be thanked.
SDEnter Toby, Fabian, and Maria.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1638Which way is he, in the name of sanctity? If all
FTLNLINEFTLN 1639 the devils of hell be drawn in little, and Legion
FTLNLINEFTLN 1640 himself possessed him, yet I’ll speak to him.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1641Here he is, here he is.—How is ’t with you, sir?
FTLNLINEFTLN 164295 How is ’t with you, man?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1643Go off, I discard you. Let me enjoy my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1644 private. Go off.
MARIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1646 within him! Did not I tell you? Sir Toby, my lady
FTLNLINEFTLN 1647100 prays you to have a care of him.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1648Aha, does she so?
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1650 We must deal gently with him. Let me alone.—How
FTLNLINEFTLN 1651 do you, Malvolio? How is ’t with you? What, man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1652105 defy the devil! Consider, he’s an enemy to mankind.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1653Do you know what you say?
MARIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1655 how he takes it at heart! Pray God he be not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1656 bewitched!
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1657110Carry his water to th’ wisewoman.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1658Marry, and it shall be done tomorrow morning
FTLNLINEFTLN 1659 if I live. My lady would not lose him for more than
FTLNLINEFTLN 1660 I’ll say.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1661How now, mistress?
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1662115O Lord!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1663Prithee, hold thy peace. This is not the way. Do
FTLNLINEFTLN 1664 you not see you move him? Let me alone with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1665 him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1667120 fiend is rough and will not be roughly used.
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1669 dost thou, chuck?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1670Sir!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1671Ay, biddy, come with me.—What, man, ’tis not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1672125 for gravity to play at cherry-pit with Satan. Hang
FTLNLINEFTLN 1673 him, foul collier!
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1674Get him to say his prayers, good Sir Toby; get
FTLNLINEFTLN 1675 him to pray.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1676My prayers, minx?
MARIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1678 godliness.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1679Go hang yourselves all! You are idle, shallow
FTLNLINEFTLN 1680 things. I am not of your element. You shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 1681 know more hereafter.SDHe exits.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1682135Is ’t possible?
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1683If this were played upon a stage now, I could
FTLNLINEFTLN 1684 condemn it as an improbable fiction.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1685His very genius hath taken the infection of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1686 device, man.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1687140Nay, pursue him now, lest the device take air
FTLNLINEFTLN 1688 and taint.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1689Why, we shall make him mad indeed.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1690The house will be the quieter.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1691Come, we’ll have him in a dark room and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1692145 bound. My niece is already in the belief that he’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1693 mad. We may carry it thus, for our pleasure and his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1694 penance, till our very pastime, tired out of breath,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1695 prompt us to have mercy on him, at which time we
FTLNLINEFTLN 1696 will bring the device to the bar and crown thee for a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1697150 finder of madmen. But see, but see!
SDEnter Sir Andrew.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1698More matter for a May morning.
ANDREWSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1700 Read it. I warrant there’s vinegar and pepper in ’t.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1702155Ay, is ’t. I warrant him. Do but read.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1703Give me.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1704 thou art but a scurvy fellow.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1705Good, and valiant.
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1707160 why I do call thee so, for I will show thee no reason
FTLNLINEFTLN 1708 for ’t.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1709A good note, that keeps you from the blow of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1710 the law.
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1712165 sight she uses thee kindly. But thou liest in thy throat;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1713 that is not the matter I challenge thee for.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1714Very brief, and to exceeding good sense—less.
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1716 thy chance to kill me—
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1717170Good.
TOBYSD
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1719Still you keep o’ th’ windy side of the law.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1720 Good.
TOBYSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1722175 one of our souls. He may have mercy upon mine, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1723 my hope is better, and so look to thyself. Thy friend, as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1724 thou usest him, and thy sworn enemy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1725 Andrew Aguecheek.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1726 If this letter move him not, his legs cannot. I’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1727180 give ’t him.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 1728You may have very fit occasion for ’t. He is now
FTLNLINEFTLN 1729 in some commerce with my lady and will by and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1730 by depart.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1731Go, Sir Andrew. Scout me for him at the corner
FTLNLINEFTLN 1732185 of the orchard like a bum-baily. So soon as ever
FTLNLINEFTLN 1733 thou seest him, draw, and as thou draw’st, swear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1734 horrible, for it comes to pass oft that a terrible oath,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1735 with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives
FTLNLINEFTLN 1736 manhood more approbation than ever proof itself
FTLNLINEFTLN 1737190 would have earned him. Away!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1739Now will not I deliver his letter, for the behavior
FTLNLINEFTLN 1740 of the young gentleman gives him out to be of good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1741 capacity and breeding; his employment between
FTLNLINEFTLN 1742195 his lord and my niece confirms no less. Therefore,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1743 this letter, being so excellently ignorant, will breed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1744 no terror in the youth. He will find it comes from a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1745 clodpoll. But, sir, I will deliver his challenge by
FTLNLINEFTLN 1746 word of mouth, set upon Aguecheek a notable
FTLNLINEFTLN 1747200 report of valor, and drive the gentleman (as I know
FTLNLINEFTLN 1748 his youth will aptly receive it) into a most hideous
FTLNLINEFTLN 1749 opinion of his rage, skill, fury, and impetuosity. This
FTLNLINEFTLN 1750 will so fright them both that they will kill one
FTLNLINEFTLN 1751 another by the look, like cockatrices.
SDEnter Olivia and Viola.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1752205Here he comes with your niece. Give them
FTLNLINEFTLN 1753 way till he take leave, and presently after him.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1754I will meditate the while upon some horrid
FTLNLINEFTLN 1755 message for a challenge.
SD
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1756 I have said too much unto a heart of stone
FTLNLINEFTLN 1757210 And laid mine honor too unchary on ’t.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1758 There’s something in me that reproves my fault,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1759 But such a headstrong potent fault it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1760 That it but mocks reproof.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1761 With the same ’havior that your passion bears
FTLNLINEFTLN 1762215 Goes on my master’s griefs.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1763 Here, wear this jewel for me. ’Tis my picture.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1764 Refuse it not. It hath no tongue to vex you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1765 And I beseech you come again tomorrow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1766 What shall you ask of me that I’ll deny,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1767220 That honor, saved, may upon asking give?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1768 Nothing but this: your true love for my master.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1769 How with mine honor may I give him that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1770 Which I have given to you?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1771 I will acquit you.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1772225 Well, come again tomorrow. Fare thee well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1773 A fiend like thee might bear my soul to hell.
SD
SDEnter Toby and Fabian.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1774Gentleman, God save thee.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1775And you, sir.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1776That defense thou hast, betake thee to ’t. Of what
FTLNLINEFTLN 1777230 nature the wrongs are thou hast done him, I know
FTLNLINEFTLN 1778 not, but thy intercepter, full of despite, bloody as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1779 the hunter, attends thee at the orchard end. Dismount
FTLNLINEFTLN 1780 thy tuck, be yare in thy preparation, for thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1781 assailant is quick, skillful, and deadly.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1782235You mistake, sir. I am sure no man hath any
FTLNLINEFTLN 1783 quarrel to me. My remembrance is very free and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1784 clear from any image of offense done to any man.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1785You’ll find it otherwise, I assure you. Therefore,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1786 if you hold your life at any price, betake you to your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1787240 guard, for your opposite hath in him what youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1788 strength, skill, and wrath can furnish man withal.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1789I pray you, sir, what is he?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1790He is knight dubbed with unhatched rapier and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1791 on carpet consideration, but he is a devil in private
FTLNLINEFTLN 1792245 brawl. Souls and bodies hath he divorced three, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1793 his incensement at this moment is so implacable
FTLNLINEFTLN 1794 that satisfaction can be none but by pangs of death
FTLNLINEFTLN 1795 and sepulcher. “Hob, nob” is his word; “give ’t or
FTLNLINEFTLN 1796 take ’t.”
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1797250I will return again into the house and desire
FTLNLINEFTLN 1799 heard of some kind of men that put quarrels purposely
FTLNLINEFTLN 1800 on others to taste their valor. Belike this is a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1801 man of that quirk.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1802255Sir, no. His indignation derives itself out of a very
FTLNLINEFTLN 1803 competent injury. Therefore get you on and give
FTLNLINEFTLN 1804 him his desire. Back you shall not to the house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1805 unless you undertake that with me which with as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1806 much safety you might answer him. Therefore on,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1807260 or strip your sword stark naked, for meddle you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1808 must, that’s certain, or forswear to wear iron about
FTLNLINEFTLN 1809 you.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1810This is as uncivil as strange. I beseech you, do
FTLNLINEFTLN 1811 me this courteous office, as to know of the knight
FTLNLINEFTLN 1812265 what my offense to him is. It is something of my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1813 negligence, nothing of my purpose.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1814I will do so.—Signior Fabian, stay you by this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1815 gentleman till my return.SDToby exits.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1816Pray you, sir, do you know of this matter?
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1817270I know the knight is incensed against you even
FTLNLINEFTLN 1818 to a mortal arbitrament, but nothing of the circumstance
FTLNLINEFTLN 1819 more.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1820I beseech you, what manner of man is he?
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1821Nothing of that wonderful promise, to read
FTLNLINEFTLN 1822275 him by his form, as you are like to find him in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1823 proof of his valor. He is indeed, sir, the most skillful,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1824 bloody, and fatal opposite that you could possibly
FTLNLINEFTLN 1825 have found in any part of Illyria. Will you walk
FTLNLINEFTLN 1826 towards him? I will make your peace with him if I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1827280 can.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1828I shall be much bound to you for ’t. I am one
FTLNLINEFTLN 1829 that had rather go with Sir Priest than Sir Knight, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1830 care not who knows so much of my mettle.
SDThey exit.
SDEnter Toby and Andrew.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1832285 a firago. I had a pass with him, rapier, scabbard,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1833 and all, and he gives me the stuck-in with such
FTLNLINEFTLN 1834 a mortal motion that it is inevitable; and on the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1835 answer, he pays you as surely as your feet hits the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1836 ground they step on. They say he has been fencer
FTLNLINEFTLN 1837290 to the Sophy.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1838Pox on ’t! I’ll not meddle with him.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1839Ay, but he will not now be pacified. Fabian can
FTLNLINEFTLN 1840 scarce hold him yonder.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1841Plague on ’t! An I thought he had been
FTLNLINEFTLN 1842295 valiant, and so cunning in fence, I’d have seen him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1843 damned ere I’d have challenged him. Let him let
FTLNLINEFTLN 1844 the matter slip, and I’ll give him my horse, gray
FTLNLINEFTLN 1845 Capilet.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1846I’ll make the motion. Stand here, make a good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1847300 show on ’t. This shall end without the perdition of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1848 souls.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1849 ride you.
SDEnter Fabian and Viola.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1850 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1851 quarrel. I have persuaded him the youth’s a devil.
FABIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1853 him, and pants and looks pale as if a bear were at his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1854 heels.
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1856 with you for ’s oath sake. Marry, he hath better
FTLNLINEFTLN 1857310 bethought him of his quarrel, and he finds that now
FTLNLINEFTLN 1858 scarce to be worth talking of. Therefore, draw for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1859 the supportance of his vow. He protests he will not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1860 hurt you.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1861Pray God defend me!SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1862315 would make me tell them how much I lack of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1863 man.
SD
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1865Come, Sir Andrew, there’s no remedy. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 1866 gentleman will, for his honor’s sake, have one bout
FTLNLINEFTLN 1867320 with you. He cannot by the duello avoid it. But he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1868 has promised me, as he is a gentleman and a soldier,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1869 he will not hurt you. Come on, to ’t.
ANDREWSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1871 oath!
VIOLASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1872325 I do assure you ’tis against my will.
SDEnter Antonio.
ANTONIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1873 Put up your sword. If this young gentleman
FTLNLINEFTLN 1874 Have done offense, I take the fault on me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1875 If you offend him, I for him defy you.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1876You, sir? Why, what are you?
ANTONIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1877330 One, sir, that for his love dares yet do more
FTLNLINEFTLN 1878 Than you have heard him brag to you he will.
TOBYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1879 Nay, if you be an undertaker, I am for you.
SDEnter Officers.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1880O, good Sir Toby, hold! Here come the officers.
TOBYSD,
VIOLASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1883 you please.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1884Marry, will I, sir. And for that I promised
FTLNLINEFTLN 1885 you, I’ll be as good as my word. He will bear you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1886 easily, and reins well.
FIRST OFFICER FTLNLINEFTLN 1887340This is the man. Do thy office.
SECOND OFFICER FTLNLINEFTLN 1888Antonio, I arrest thee at the suit of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1889 Count Orsino.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1890You do mistake me, sir.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1891 No, sir, no jot. I know your favor well,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1892345 Though now you have no sea-cap on your head.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1893 Take him away. He knows I know him well.
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1894 I must obey.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1895 you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1896 But there’s no remedy. I shall answer it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1897350 What will you do, now my necessity
FTLNLINEFTLN 1898 Makes me to ask you for my purse? It grieves me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1899 Much more for what I cannot do for you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1900 Than what befalls myself. You stand amazed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1901 But be of comfort.
SECOND OFFICER FTLNLINEFTLN 1902355 Come, sir, away.
ANTONIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1903 I must entreat of you some of that money.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1904What money, sir?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1905 For the fair kindness you have showed me here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1906 And part being prompted by your present trouble,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1907360 Out of my lean and low ability
FTLNLINEFTLN 1908 I’ll lend you something. My having is not much.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1909 I’ll make division of my present with you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1910 Hold, there’s half my coffer.SD
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1911Will you deny me now?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1912365 Is ’t possible that my deserts to you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1913 Can lack persuasion? Do not tempt my misery,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1914 Lest that it make me so unsound a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1915 As to upbraid you with those kindnesses
FTLNLINEFTLN 1916 That I have done for you.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 1917370 I know of none,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1918 Nor know I you by voice or any feature.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1919 I hate ingratitude more in a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1920 Than lying, vainness, babbling drunkenness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1921 Or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
FTLNLINEFTLN 1922375 Inhabits our frail blood—
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1923 O heavens themselves!
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1925 Let me speak a little. This youth that you see here
FTLNLINEFTLN 1926 I snatched one half out of the jaws of death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1927380 Relieved him with such sanctity of love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1928 And to his image, which methought did promise
FTLNLINEFTLN 1929 Most venerable worth, did I devotion.
FIRST OFFICER
FTLNLINEFTLN 1930 What’s that to us? The time goes by. Away!
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1931 But O, how vile an idol proves this god!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1932385 Thou hast, Sebastian, done good feature shame.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1933 In nature there’s no blemish but the mind;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1934 None can be called deformed but the unkind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1935 Virtue is beauty, but the beauteous evil
FTLNLINEFTLN 1936 Are empty trunks o’erflourished by the devil.
FIRST OFFICER
FTLNLINEFTLN 1937390 The man grows mad. Away with him.—Come,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1938 come, sir.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1939Lead me on.
SD
VIOLASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1940 Methinks his words do from such passion fly
FTLNLINEFTLN 1941 That he believes himself; so do not I.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1942395 Prove true, imagination, O, prove true,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1943 That I, dear brother, be now ta’en for you!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1944Come hither, knight; come hither, Fabian. We’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1945 whisper o’er a couplet or two of most sage saws.
SD
VIOLASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1946 He named Sebastian. I my brother know
FTLNLINEFTLN 1947400 Yet living in my glass. Even such and so
FTLNLINEFTLN 1948 In favor was my brother, and he went
FTLNLINEFTLN 1949 Still in this fashion, color, ornament,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1950 For him I imitate. O, if it prove,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1951 Tempests are kind, and salt waves fresh in love!
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1953 than a hare. His dishonesty appears in leaving his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1954 friend here in necessity and denying him; and for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1955 his cowardship, ask Fabian.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1956A coward, a most devout coward, religious
FTLNLINEFTLN 1957410 in it.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1958’Slid, I’ll after him again and beat him.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1959Do, cuff him soundly, but never draw thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1960 sword.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1961An I do not—
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1962415Come, let’s see the event.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1963I dare lay any money ’twill be nothing yet.
SD
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1964Will you make me believe that I am not sent for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1965 you?
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1966Go to, go to, thou art a foolish fellow. Let
FTLNLINEFTLN 1967 me be clear of thee.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 19685Well held out, i’ faith. No, I do not know you, nor
FTLNLINEFTLN 1969 I am not sent to you by my lady to bid you come
FTLNLINEFTLN 1970 speak with her, nor your name is not Master
FTLNLINEFTLN 1971 Cesario, nor this is not my nose neither. Nothing
FTLNLINEFTLN 1972 that is so is so.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 197310I prithee, vent thy folly somewhere else.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1974 Thou know’st not me.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1975Vent my folly? He has heard that word of some
FTLNLINEFTLN 1976 great man and now applies it to a Fool. Vent my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1977 folly? I am afraid this great lubber the world will
FTLNLINEFTLN 197815 prove a cockney. I prithee now, ungird thy strangeness
FTLNLINEFTLN 1979 and tell me what I shall vent to my lady. Shall I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1980 vent to her that thou art coming?
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1981I prithee, foolish Greek, depart from me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1982 There’s money for thee.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 198320 tarry longer, I shall give worse payment.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1984By my troth, thou hast an open hand. These wise
FTLNLINEFTLN 1985 men that give Fools money get themselves a good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1986 report—after fourteen years’ purchase.
ANDREWSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 198825 There’s for you.SD
SEBASTIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1990 and there, and there.—Are all the people mad?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 1991Hold, sir, or I’ll throw your dagger o’er the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1992 house.
FOOLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1994 not be in some of your coats for twopence.
SD
TOBYSD,
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 1996Nay, let him alone. I’ll go another way to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1997 work with him. I’ll have an action of battery against
FTLNLINEFTLN 199835 him, if there be any law in Illyria. Though I struck
FTLNLINEFTLN 1999 him first, yet it’s no matter for that.
SEBASTIANSD,
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2001Come, sir, I will not let you go. Come, my young
FTLNLINEFTLN 2002 soldier, put up your iron. You are well fleshed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 200340 Come on.
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 2004 I will be free from thee.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2005 What wouldst thou now?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2006 If thou dar’st tempt me further, draw thy sword.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2007What, what? Nay, then, I must have an ounce or
FTLNLINEFTLN 200845 two of this malapert blood from you.
SD
SDEnter Olivia.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2009 Hold, Toby! On thy life I charge thee, hold!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2010Madam.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2011 Will it be ever thus? Ungracious wretch,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2012 Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2014 sight!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2015 Be not offended, dear Cesario.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2016 Rudesby, begone!SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2017 I prithee, gentle friend,
FTLNLINEFTLN 201855 Let thy fair wisdom, not thy passion, sway
FTLNLINEFTLN 2019 In this uncivil and unjust extent
FTLNLINEFTLN 2020 Against thy peace. Go with me to my house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2021 And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks
FTLNLINEFTLN 2022 This ruffian hath botched up, that thou thereby
FTLNLINEFTLN 202360 Mayst smile at this. Thou shalt not choose but go.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2024 Do not deny. Beshrew his soul for me!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2025 He started one poor heart of mine, in thee.
SEBASTIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2026 What relish is in this? How runs the stream?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2027 Or I am mad, or else this is a dream.
FTLNLINEFTLN 202865 Let fancy still my sense in Lethe steep;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2029 If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep!
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2030 Nay, come, I prithee. Would thou ’dst be ruled by
FTLNLINEFTLN 2031 me!
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 2032 Madam, I will.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 203370 O, say so, and so be!
SDThey exit.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2034Nay, I prithee, put on this gown and this beard;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2035 make him believe thou art Sir Topas the curate. Do
FTLNLINEFTLN 2036 it quickly. I’ll call Sir Toby the whilst.SD
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2037Well, I’ll put it on and I will dissemble myself in
FTLNLINEFTLN 20385 ’t, and I would I were the first that ever dissembled
FTLNLINEFTLN 2039 in such a gown.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2041 lean enough to be thought a good student, but to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2042 said an honest man and a good housekeeper goes as
FTLNLINEFTLN 204310 fairly as to say a careful man and a great scholar.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2044 The competitors enter.
SDEnter Toby
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2045Jove bless thee, Master Parson.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2046Bonos dies, Sir Toby; for, as the old hermit of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2047 Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said
FTLNLINEFTLN 204815 to a niece of King Gorboduc “That that is, is,” so I,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2049 being Master Parson, am Master Parson; for what is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2050 “that” but “that” and “is” but “is”?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2051To him, Sir Topas.
FOOLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 205320 prison!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2054The knave counterfeits well. A good knave.
SDMalvolio within.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2055Who calls there?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2056Sir Topas the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio
FTLNLINEFTLN 2057 the lunatic.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 205825Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, go to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2059 my lady—
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2060Out, hyperbolical fiend! How vexest thou this
FTLNLINEFTLN 2061 man! Talkest thou nothing but of ladies?
TOBYSD,
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 206330Sir Topas, never was man thus wronged.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2064 Good Sir Topas, do not think I am mad. They have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2065 laid me here in hideous darkness—
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2066Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most
FTLNLINEFTLN 2067 modest terms, for I am one of those gentle ones
FTLNLINEFTLN 206835 that will use the devil himself with courtesy. Sayst
FTLNLINEFTLN 2069 thou that house is dark?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2070As hell, Sir Topas.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2072 and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 207340 are as lustrous as ebony; and yet complainest
FTLNLINEFTLN 2074 thou of obstruction?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2075I am not mad, Sir Topas. I say to you this
FTLNLINEFTLN 2076 house is dark.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2077Madman, thou errest. I say there is no darkness
FTLNLINEFTLN 207845 but ignorance, in which thou art more puzzled than
FTLNLINEFTLN 2079 the Egyptians in their fog.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2080I say this house is as dark as ignorance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2081 though ignorance were as dark as hell. And I say
FTLNLINEFTLN 2082 there was never man thus abused. I am no more
FTLNLINEFTLN 208350 mad than you are. Make the trial of it in any
FTLNLINEFTLN 2084 constant question.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2085What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning
FTLNLINEFTLN 2086 wildfowl?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2087That the soul of our grandam might haply
FTLNLINEFTLN 208855 inhabit a bird.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2089What thinkst thou of his opinion?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2090I think nobly of the soul, and no way
FTLNLINEFTLN 2091 approve his opinion.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2092Fare thee well. Remain thou still in darkness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 209360 Thou shalt hold th’ opinion of Pythagoras ere I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 2094 allow of thy wits, and fear to kill a woodcock lest
FTLNLINEFTLN 2095 thou dispossess the soul of thy grandam. Fare thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 2096 well.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2097Sir Topas, Sir Topas!
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 209865My most exquisite Sir Topas!
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2099Nay, I am for all waters.
MARIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2100Thou mightst have done this without thy beard
FTLNLINEFTLN 2101 and gown. He sees thee not.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2102To him in thine own voice, and bring me word
FTLNLINEFTLN 210370 how thou find’st him. I would we were well rid
FTLNLINEFTLN 2104 of this knavery. If he may be conveniently delivered,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2105 I would he were, for I am now so far in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2106 offense with my niece that I cannot pursue with
FTLNLINEFTLN 210875 to my chamber.
SD
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2109 Hey, Robin, jolly Robin,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2110 Tell me how thy lady does.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2111Fool!
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2112 My lady is unkind, perdy.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 211380Fool!
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2114 Alas, why is she so?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2115Fool, I say!
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2116 She loves another—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2117 Who calls, ha?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 211885Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at
FTLNLINEFTLN 2119 my hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2120 paper. As I am a gentleman, I will live to be thankful
FTLNLINEFTLN 2121 to thee for ’t.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2122Master Malvolio?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 212390Ay, good Fool.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2124Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2125Fool, there was never man so notoriously
FTLNLINEFTLN 2126 abused. I am as well in my wits, Fool, as thou art.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2127But as well? Then you are mad indeed, if you be
FTLNLINEFTLN 212895 no better in your wits than a Fool.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2129They have here propertied me, keep me in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2130 darkness, send ministers to me—asses!—and do
FTLNLINEFTLN 2131 all they can to face me out of my wits.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2132Advise you what you say. The minister is here.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2133100 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2134 wits the heavens restore. Endeavor thyself to sleep
FTLNLINEFTLN 2135 and leave thy vain bibble-babble.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2136Sir Topas!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2138105 fellow.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2139 you, good Sir Topas.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2140 SD
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2141Fool! Fool! Fool, I say!
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2142Alas, sir, be patient. What say you, sir? I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 2143110 shent for speaking to you.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2144Good Fool, help me to some light and some
FTLNLINEFTLN 2145 paper. I tell thee, I am as well in my wits as any
FTLNLINEFTLN 2146 man in Illyria.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2147Welladay that you were, sir!
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2148115By this hand, I am. Good Fool, some ink,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2149 paper, and light; and convey what I will set down to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2150 my lady. It shall advantage thee more than ever the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2151 bearing of letter did.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2152I will help you to ’t. But tell me true, are you not
FTLNLINEFTLN 2153120 mad indeed, or do you but counterfeit?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2154Believe me, I am not. I tell thee true.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2155Nay, I’ll ne’er believe a madman till I see his
FTLNLINEFTLN 2156 brains. I will fetch you light and paper and ink.
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2157Fool, I’ll requite it in the highest degree. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2158125 prithee, begone.
FOOLSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2159 I am gone, sir, and anon, sir,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2160 I’ll be with you again,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2161 In a trice, like to the old Vice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2162 Your need to sustain.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2163130 Who with dagger of lath, in his rage and his wrath,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2164 Cries “aha!” to the devil;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2165 Like a mad lad, “Pare thy nails, dad!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2166 Adieu, goodman devil.”
SDHe exits.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2167 This is the air; that is the glorious sun.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2168 This pearl she gave me, I do feel ’t and see ’t.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2169 And though ’tis wonder that enwraps me thus,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2170 Yet ’tis not madness. Where’s Antonio, then?
FTLNLINEFTLN 21715 I could not find him at the Elephant.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2172 Yet there he was; and there I found this credit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2173 That he did range the town to seek me out.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2174 His counsel now might do me golden service.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2175 For though my soul disputes well with my sense
FTLNLINEFTLN 217610 That this may be some error, but no madness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2177 Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune
FTLNLINEFTLN 2178 So far exceed all instance, all discourse,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2179 That I am ready to distrust mine eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2180 And wrangle with my reason that persuades me
FTLNLINEFTLN 218115 To any other trust but that I am mad—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2182 Or else the lady’s mad. Yet if ’twere so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2183 She could not sway her house, command her
FTLNLINEFTLN 2184 followers,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2185 Take and give back affairs and their dispatch
FTLNLINEFTLN 218620 With such a smooth, discreet, and stable bearing
FTLNLINEFTLN 2187 As I perceive she does. There’s something in ’t
FTLNLINEFTLN 2188 That is deceivable. But here the lady comes.
SDEnter Olivia, and
OLIVIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2189 Blame not this haste of mine. If you mean well,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2190 Now go with me and with this holy man
FTLNLINEFTLN 219125 Into the chantry by. There, before him
FTLNLINEFTLN 2192 And underneath that consecrated roof,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2193 Plight me the full assurance of your faith,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2194 That my most jealous and too doubtful soul
FTLNLINEFTLN 2195 May live at peace. He shall conceal it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2197 What time we will our celebration keep
FTLNLINEFTLN 2198 According to my birth. What do you say?
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 2199 I’ll follow this good man and go with you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2200 And, having sworn truth, ever will be true.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 220135 Then lead the way, good father, and heavens so
FTLNLINEFTLN 2202 shine
FTLNLINEFTLN 2203 That they may fairly note this act of mine.
SDThey exit.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 2204Now, as thou lov’st me, let me see his letter.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2205Good Master Fabian, grant me another request.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 2206Anything.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2207Do not desire to see this letter.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 22085This is to give a dog and in recompense desire
FTLNLINEFTLN 2209 my dog again.
SDEnter
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2210 Belong you to the Lady Olivia, friends?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2211Ay, sir, we are some of her trappings.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2212 I know thee well. How dost thou, my good fellow?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 221310Truly, sir, the better for my foes and the worse
FTLNLINEFTLN 2214 for my friends.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2215 Just the contrary: the better for thy friends.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2216No, sir, the worse.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2217How can that be?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 221815Marry, sir, they praise me and make an ass of me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2219 Now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass; so that by
FTLNLINEFTLN 2220 my foes, sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2221 by my friends I am abused. So that, conclusions to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2222 be as kisses, if your four negatives make your two
FTLNLINEFTLN 2224 the better for my foes.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2225Why, this is excellent.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2226By my troth, sir, no—though it please you to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2227 one of my friends.
ORSINOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 222825 Thou shalt not be the worse for me; there’s gold.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2229But that it would be double-dealing, sir, I would
FTLNLINEFTLN 2230 you could make it another.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2231O, you give me ill counsel.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2232Put your grace in your pocket, sir, for this once,
FTLNLINEFTLN 223330 and let your flesh and blood obey it.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2234Well, I will be so much a sinner to be a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2235 double-dealer: there’s another.SD
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2236Primo, secundo, tertio is a good play, and the old
FTLNLINEFTLN 2237 saying is, the third pays for all. The triplex, sir, is a
FTLNLINEFTLN 223835 good tripping measure, or the bells of Saint Bennet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2239 sir, may put you in mind—one, two, three.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2240You can fool no more money out of me at this
FTLNLINEFTLN 2241 throw. If you will let your lady know I am here to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2242 speak with her, and bring her along with you, it
FTLNLINEFTLN 224340 may awake my bounty further.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2244Marry, sir, lullaby to your bounty till I come
FTLNLINEFTLN 2245 again. I go, sir, but I would not have you to think
FTLNLINEFTLN 2246 that my desire of having is the sin of covetousness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2247 But, as you say, sir, let your bounty take a nap. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 224845 will awake it anon.SDHe exits.
SDEnter Antonio and Officers.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2249 Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2250 That face of his I do remember well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2251 Yet when I saw it last, it was besmeared
FTLNLINEFTLN 2252 As black as Vulcan in the smoke of war.
FTLNLINEFTLN 225350 A baubling vessel was he captain of,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2255 With which such scatheful grapple did he make
FTLNLINEFTLN 2256 With the most noble bottom of our fleet
FTLNLINEFTLN 2257 That very envy and the tongue of loss
FTLNLINEFTLN 225855 Cried fame and honor on him.—What’s the matter?
FIRST OFFICER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2259 Orsino, this is that Antonio
FTLNLINEFTLN 2260 That took the Phoenix and her fraught from Candy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2261 And this is he that did the Tiger board
FTLNLINEFTLN 2262 When your young nephew Titus lost his leg.
FTLNLINEFTLN 226360 Here in the streets, desperate of shame and state,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2264 In private brabble did we apprehend him.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2265 He did me kindness, sir, drew on my side,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2266 But in conclusion put strange speech upon me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2267 I know not what ’twas but distraction.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 226865 Notable pirate, thou saltwater thief,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2269 What foolish boldness brought thee to their mercies
FTLNLINEFTLN 2270 Whom thou, in terms so bloody and so dear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2271 Hast made thine enemies?
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2272 Orsino, noble sir,
FTLNLINEFTLN 227370 Be pleased that I shake off these names you give
FTLNLINEFTLN 2274 me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2275 Antonio never yet was thief or pirate,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2276 Though, I confess, on base and ground enough,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2277 Orsino’s enemy. A witchcraft drew me hither.
FTLNLINEFTLN 227875 That most ingrateful boy there by your side
FTLNLINEFTLN 2279 From the rude sea’s enraged and foamy mouth
FTLNLINEFTLN 2280 Did I redeem; a wrack past hope he was.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2281 His life I gave him and did thereto add
FTLNLINEFTLN 2282 My love, without retention or restraint,
FTLNLINEFTLN 228380 All his in dedication. For his sake
FTLNLINEFTLN 2284 Did I expose myself, pure for his love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2285 Into the danger of this adverse town;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2286 Drew to defend him when he was beset;
FTLNLINEFTLN 228885 (Not meaning to partake with me in danger)
FTLNLINEFTLN 2289 Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance
FTLNLINEFTLN 2290 And grew a twenty years’ removèd thing
FTLNLINEFTLN 2291 While one would wink; denied me mine own purse,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2292 Which I had recommended to his use
FTLNLINEFTLN 229390 Not half an hour before.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 2294How can this be?
ORSINOSD,
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2296 Today, my lord; and for three months before,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2297 No int’rim, not a minute’s vacancy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 229895 Both day and night did we keep company.
SDEnter Olivia and Attendants.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2299 Here comes the Countess. Now heaven walks on
FTLNLINEFTLN 2300 Earth!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2301 But for thee, fellow: fellow, thy words are madness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2302 Three months this youth hath tended upon me—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2303100 But more of that anon.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2304 aside.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2305 What would my lord, but that he may not have,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2306 Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable?—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2307 Cesario, you do not keep promise with me.
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 2308105Madam?
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2309Gracious Olivia—
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2310 What do you say, Cesario?—Good my lord—
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2311 My lord would speak; my duty hushes me.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2312 If it be aught to the old tune, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2313110 It is as fat and fulsome to mine ear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2314 As howling after music.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2315 Still so cruel?
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2316 Still so constant, lord.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2317 What, to perverseness? You, uncivil lady,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2318115 To whose ingrate and unauspicious altars
FTLNLINEFTLN 2319 My soul the faithful’st off’rings have breathed out
FTLNLINEFTLN 2320 That e’er devotion tendered—what shall I do?
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2321 Even what it please my lord that shall become him.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2322 Why should I not, had I the heart to do it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2323120 Like to th’ Egyptian thief at point of death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2324 Kill what I love?—a savage jealousy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2325 That sometime savors nobly. But hear me this:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2326 Since you to nonregardance cast my faith,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2327 And that I partly know the instrument
FTLNLINEFTLN 2328125 That screws me from my true place in your favor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2329 Live you the marble-breasted tyrant still.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2330 But this your minion, whom I know you love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2331 And whom, by heaven I swear, I tender dearly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2332 Him will I tear out of that cruel eye
FTLNLINEFTLN 2333130 Where he sits crownèd in his master’s spite.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2334 Come, boy, with me. My thoughts are ripe in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2335 mischief.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2336 I’ll sacrifice the lamb that I do love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2337 To spite a raven’s heart within a dove.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2338135 And I, most jocund, apt, and willingly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2339 To do you rest a thousand deaths would die.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2340 Where goes Cesario?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 2341 After him I love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2342 More than I love these eyes, more than my life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2343140 More by all mores than e’er I shall love wife.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2344 If I do feign, you witnesses above,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2345 Punish my life for tainting of my love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2346 Ay me, detested! How am I beguiled!
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2347 Who does beguile you? Who does do you wrong?
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2348145 Hast thou forgot thyself? Is it so long?—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2349 Call forth the holy father.SD
ORSINOSD,
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2351 Whither, my lord?—Cesario, husband, stay.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2352 Husband?
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2353150 Ay, husband. Can he that deny?
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2354 Her husband, sirrah?
VIOLA FTLNLINEFTLN 2355 No, my lord, not I.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2356 Alas, it is the baseness of thy fear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2357 That makes thee strangle thy propriety.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2358155 Fear not, Cesario. Take thy fortunes up.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2359 Be that thou know’st thou art, and then thou art
FTLNLINEFTLN 2360 As great as that thou fear’st.
SDEnter Priest.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2361 O, welcome, father.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2362 Father, I charge thee by thy reverence
FTLNLINEFTLN 2363160 Here to unfold (though lately we intended
FTLNLINEFTLN 2364 To keep in darkness what occasion now
FTLNLINEFTLN 2365 Reveals before ’tis ripe) what thou dost know
FTLNLINEFTLN 2366 Hath newly passed between this youth and me.
PRIEST
FTLNLINEFTLN 2367 A contract of eternal bond of love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2368165 Confirmed by mutual joinder of your hands,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2369 Attested by the holy close of lips,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2370 Strengthened by interchangement of your rings,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2371 And all the ceremony of this compact
FTLNLINEFTLN 2373170 Since when, my watch hath told me, toward my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2374 grave
FTLNLINEFTLN 2375 I have traveled but two hours.
ORSINOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2376 O thou dissembling cub! What wilt thou be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2377 When time hath sowed a grizzle on thy case?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2378175 Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2379 That thine own trip shall be thine overthrow?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2380 Farewell, and take her, but direct thy feet
FTLNLINEFTLN 2381 Where thou and I henceforth may never meet.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2382 My lord, I do protest—
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2383180 O, do not swear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2384 Hold little faith, though thou hast too much fear.
SDEnter Sir Andrew.
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 2385For the love of God, a surgeon! Send one
FTLNLINEFTLN 2386 presently to Sir Toby.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2387What’s the matter?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 2388185Has broke my head across, and has given Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 2389 Toby a bloody coxcomb too. For the love of God,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2390 your help! I had rather than forty pound I were at
FTLNLINEFTLN 2391 home.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2392Who has done this, Sir Andrew?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 2393190The Count’s gentleman, one Cesario. We took
FTLNLINEFTLN 2394 him for a coward, but he’s the very devil
FTLNLINEFTLN 2395 incardinate.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2396My gentleman Cesario?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 2397’Od’s lifelings, here he is!—You broke my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2398195 head for nothing, and that that I did, I was set on to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2399 do ’t by Sir Toby.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2400 Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2401 You drew your sword upon me without cause,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2402 But I bespake you fair and hurt you not.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2404 me. I think you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb.
SDEnter Toby and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2405 Here comes Sir Toby halting. You shall hear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2406 more. But if he had not been in drink, he would
FTLNLINEFTLN 2407 have tickled you othergates than he did.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2408205How now, gentleman? How is ’t with you?
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2409That’s all one. Has hurt me, and there’s th’ end
FTLNLINEFTLN 2410 on ’t.SD
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2411O, he’s drunk, Sir Toby, an hour agone; his eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2412 were set at eight i’ th’ morning.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2413210Then he’s a rogue and a passy-measures pavin. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2414 hate a drunken rogue.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2415Away with him! Who hath made this havoc
FTLNLINEFTLN 2416 with them?
ANDREW FTLNLINEFTLN 2417I’ll help you, Sir Toby, because we’ll be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2418215 dressed together.
TOBY FTLNLINEFTLN 2419Will you help?—an ass-head, and a coxcomb,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2420 and a knave, a thin-faced knave, a gull?
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2421 Get him to bed, and let his hurt be looked to.
SD
SDEnter Sebastian.
SEBASTIAN
FTLNLINEFTLN 2422 I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kinsman,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2423220 But, had it been the brother of my blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2424 I must have done no less with wit and safety.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2425 You throw a strange regard upon me, and by that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2426 I do perceive it hath offended you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2427 Pardon me, sweet one, even for the vows
FTLNLINEFTLN 2428225 We made each other but so late ago.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2429 One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2430 A natural perspective, that is and is not!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2431 Antonio, O, my dear Antonio!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2432 How have the hours racked and tortured me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2433230 Since I have lost thee!
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2434 Sebastian are you?
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 2435 Fear’st thou that, Antonio?
ANTONIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2436 How have you made division of yourself?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2437 An apple cleft in two is not more twin
FTLNLINEFTLN 2438235 Than these two creatures. Which is Sebastian?
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2439Most wonderful!
SEBASTIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2440 Do I stand there? I never had a brother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2441 Nor can there be that deity in my nature
FTLNLINEFTLN 2442 Of here and everywhere. I had a sister
FTLNLINEFTLN 2443240 Whom the blind waves and surges have devoured.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2444 Of charity, what kin are you to me?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2445 What countryman? What name? What parentage?
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2446 Of Messaline. Sebastian was my father.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2447 Such a Sebastian was my brother too.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2448245 So went he suited to his watery tomb.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2449 If spirits can assume both form and suit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2450 You come to fright us.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 2451 A spirit I am indeed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2452 But am in that dimension grossly clad
FTLNLINEFTLN 2453250 Which from the womb I did participate.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2454 Were you a woman, as the rest goes even,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2455 I should my tears let fall upon your cheek
FTLNLINEFTLN 2456 And say “Thrice welcome, drownèd Viola.”
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2457 My father had a mole upon his brow.
SEBASTIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 2458255And so had mine.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2459 And died that day when Viola from her birth
FTLNLINEFTLN 2460 Had numbered thirteen years.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2461 O, that record is lively in my soul!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2462 He finishèd indeed his mortal act
FTLNLINEFTLN 2463260 That day that made my sister thirteen years.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2464 If nothing lets to make us happy both
FTLNLINEFTLN 2465 But this my masculine usurped attire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2466 Do not embrace me till each circumstance
FTLNLINEFTLN 2467 Of place, time, fortune, do cohere and jump
FTLNLINEFTLN 2468265 That I am Viola; which to confirm,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2469 I’ll bring you to a captain in this town,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2470 Where lie my maiden weeds; by whose gentle help
FTLNLINEFTLN 2471 I was preserved to serve this noble count.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2472 All the occurrence of my fortune since
FTLNLINEFTLN 2473270 Hath been between this lady and this lord.
SEBASTIANSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2474 So comes it, lady, you have been mistook.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2475 But nature to her bias drew in that.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2476 You would have been contracted to a maid.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2477 Nor are you therein, by my life, deceived:
FTLNLINEFTLN 2478275 You are betrothed both to a maid and man.
ORSINOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2479 Be not amazed; right noble is his blood.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2480 If this be so, as yet the glass seems true,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2481 I shall have share in this most happy wrack.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2482 Boy, thou hast said to me a thousand times
FTLNLINEFTLN 2483280 Thou never shouldst love woman like to me.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2484 And all those sayings will I overswear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2485 And all those swearings keep as true in soul
FTLNLINEFTLN 2486 As doth that orbèd continent the fire
FTLNLINEFTLN 2487 That severs day from night.
ORSINO FTLNLINEFTLN 2488285 Give me thy hand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2489 And let me see thee in thy woman’s weeds.
VIOLA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2490 The Captain that did bring me first on shore
FTLNLINEFTLN 2492 Is now in durance at Malvolio’s suit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2493290 A gentleman and follower of my lady’s.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2494 He shall enlarge him.
SDEnter
FTLNLINEFTLN 2495 Fetch Malvolio hither.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2496 And yet, alas, now I remember me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2497 They say, poor gentleman, he’s much distract.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2498295 A most extracting frenzy of mine own
FTLNLINEFTLN 2499 From my remembrance clearly banished his.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2500 SD
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2501Truly, madam, he holds Beelzebub at the stave’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 2502 end as well as a man in his case may do. Has here
FTLNLINEFTLN 2503300 writ a letter to you. I should have given ’t you today
FTLNLINEFTLN 2504 morning. But as a madman’s epistles are no gospels,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2505 so it skills not much when they are delivered.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2506Open ’t and read it.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2507Look then to be well edified, when the Fool
FTLNLINEFTLN 2508305 delivers the madman.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2509 madam—
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2510How now, art thou mad?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2511No, madam, I do but read madness. An your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2512 Ladyship will have it as it ought to be, you must
FTLNLINEFTLN 2513310 allow vox.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2514Prithee, read i’ thy right wits.
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2515So I do, madonna. But to read his right wits is to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2516 read thus. Therefore, perpend, my princess, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2517 give ear.
OLIVIASD,
FABIANSD (reads) FTLNLINEFTLN 2519By the Lord, madam, you wrong me, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2520 the world shall know it. Though you have put me into
FTLNLINEFTLN 2521 darkness and given your drunken cousin rule over
FTLNLINEFTLN 2522 me, yet have I the benefit of my senses as well as your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2523320 Ladyship. I have your own letter that induced me to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2525 to do myself much right or you much shame. Think of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2526 me as you please. I leave my duty a little unthought of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2527 and speak out of my injury.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2528325 The madly used Malvolio.
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2529Did he write this?
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2530Ay, madam.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2531 This savors not much of distraction.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2532 See him delivered, Fabian. Bring him hither.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2533330 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2534 further thought on,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2535 To think me as well a sister as a wife,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2536 One day shall crown th’ alliance on ’t, so please
FTLNLINEFTLN 2537 you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2538335 Here at my house, and at my proper cost.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2539 Madam, I am most apt t’ embrace your offer.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2540 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2541 service done him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2542 So much against the mettle of your sex,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2543340 So far beneath your soft and tender breeding,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2544 And since you called me “master” for so long,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2545 Here is my hand. You shall from this time be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2546 Your master’s mistress.
OLIVIASD,
SDEnter Malvolio
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2548345 Is this the madman?
OLIVIA FTLNLINEFTLN 2549 Ay, my lord, this same.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2550 How now, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2551 Madam, you have done me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2552 wrong,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2553350 Notorious wrong.
MALVOLIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2555 Lady, you have. Pray you peruse that letter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2556 You must not now deny it is your hand.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2557 Write from it if you can, in hand or phrase,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2558355 Or say ’tis not your seal, not your invention.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2559 You can say none of this. Well, grant it then,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2560 And tell me, in the modesty of honor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2561 Why you have given me such clear lights of favor?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2562 Bade me come smiling and cross-gartered to you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2563360 To put on yellow stockings, and to frown
FTLNLINEFTLN 2564 Upon Sir Toby and the lighter people?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2565 And, acting this in an obedient hope,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2566 Why have you suffered me to be imprisoned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2567 Kept in a dark house, visited by the priest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2568365 And made the most notorious geck and gull
FTLNLINEFTLN 2569 That e’er invention played on? Tell me why.
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2570 Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2571 Though I confess much like the character.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2572 But out of question, ’tis Maria’s hand.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2573370 And now I do bethink me, it was she
FTLNLINEFTLN 2574 First told me thou wast mad; then cam’st in smiling,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2575 And in such forms which here were presupposed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2576 Upon thee in the letter. Prithee, be content.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2577 This practice hath most shrewdly passed upon thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2578375 But when we know the grounds and authors of it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2579 Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge
FTLNLINEFTLN 2580 Of thine own cause.
FABIAN FTLNLINEFTLN 2581 Good madam, hear me speak,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2582 And let no quarrel nor no brawl to come
FTLNLINEFTLN 2583380 Taint the condition of this present hour,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2584 Which I have wondered at. In hope it shall not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2585 Most freely I confess, myself and Toby
FTLNLINEFTLN 2586 Set this device against Malvolio here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2587 Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts
FTLNLINEFTLN 2588385 We had conceived against him. Maria writ
FTLNLINEFTLN 2590 In recompense whereof he hath married her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2591 How with a sportful malice it was followed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2592 May rather pluck on laughter than revenge,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2593390 If that the injuries be justly weighed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2594 That have on both sides passed.
OLIVIASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2595 Alas, poor fool, how have they baffled thee!
FOOL FTLNLINEFTLN 2596Why, “some are born great, some achieve greatness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2597 and some have greatness thrown upon them.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2598395 I was one, sir, in this interlude, one Sir Topas, sir,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2599 but that’s all one. “By the Lord, Fool, I am not
FTLNLINEFTLN 2600 mad”—but, do you remember “Madam, why laugh
FTLNLINEFTLN 2601 you at such a barren rascal; an you smile not, he’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 2602 gagged”? And thus the whirligig of time brings in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2603400 his revenges.
MALVOLIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2604 I’ll be revenged on the whole pack of you!SD
OLIVIA
FTLNLINEFTLN 2605 He hath been most notoriously abused.
ORSINO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2606 Pursue him and entreat him to a peace.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2607 He hath not told us of the Captain yet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2608405 When that is known, and golden time convents,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2609 A solemn combination shall be made
FTLNLINEFTLN 2610 Of our dear souls.—Meantime, sweet sister,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2611 We will not part from hence.—Cesario, come,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2612 For so you shall be while you are a man.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2613410 But when in other habits you are seen,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2614 Orsino’s mistress, and his fancy’s queen.
SD
FOOLSD sings
FTLNLINEFTLN 2615 When that I was and a little tiny boy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2616 With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2617 A foolish thing was but a toy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2618415 For the rain it raineth every day.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2619 But when I came to man’s estate,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2620 With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2621 ’Gainst knaves and thieves men shut their gate,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2622 For the rain it raineth every day.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2623420 But when I came, alas, to wive,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2624 With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2625 By swaggering could I never thrive,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2626 For the rain it raineth every day.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2627 But when I came unto my beds,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2628425 With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2629 With tosspots still had drunken heads,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2630 For the rain it raineth every day.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2631 A great while ago the world begun,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2632
FTLNLINEFTLN 2633430 But that’s all one, our play is done,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2634 And we’ll strive to please you every day.
SD
- Holder of rights
- Folger Library
- Citation Suggestion for this Object
- TextGrid Repository (2025). collection. Twelfth Night. Twelfth Night. The Folger Digital Texts in TextGrid. Folger Library. https://hdl.handle.net/21.11113/0000-0016-8449-1