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    • PROFESSOR GEORGE SKELTON: A quiet, studious-looking man of about 40. Of scientific mind and practical in every way. Devoted to his wife, but does not feel that he should always be alluding to this as it is perfectly understood. Dark striped trousers and waistcoat, of brownish color. Slippers, oldish but not ragged or worn out, house coat — which has dark spots down front owing to his habit of wiping pens on it .
    • MRS. GEORGE SKELTON: Very nice, attractive young woman of about 30, with a friendly and sympathetic face and manner. Always wanting to help people about their troubles. Well dressed but with entire modesty. No display of any kind. Her costume should be a street or walking dress for afternoon .
    • CHARLES EDWARD PETTIBONE: A well-appearing man of business — age about 45. Heavy build but not fat. Breezy, big-voiced, sort of a fathead, who thinks only of business and pleasure. Well dressed. Wears business suit of dark color. Heavy watch-chain. Large pin in four-in-hand tie (not diamond pin) and general air of property and prosperity .
    • BARBARA PETTIBONE: Pettibone's young wife. A very pretty, girlish young lady of 22 or so, charmingly and tastefully dressed for afternoon tea .
    • AUGUSTUS MAPES: A dudish young man of slim build — age 25 or thereabout, and has on a stylish young-man suit for afternoon wear — something rather light in shade, and particular as to four-in-hand tie, pin, etc. Handkerchief up sleeve. Wrist watch, etc. Blond hair — and carefully brushed. A very quick change near end, while he is crossing at the back, to torn and ripped and soiled clothes of the same kind of suit as he had been wearing. Probably time only to change coat and waistcoat, tear off collar and tie and rumple hair, rub dirt on face, etc.
    • MINNIE: Maid at Pettibone's. A very neat and nice young maid, in uniform to serve afternoon tea, etc.

SCENE: The drawing room of the Pettibones' house at Lemonhurst, Long Island .

It is about time for afternoon tea .

Drawing room at the Pettibones in Lemonhurst. Handsome room. Wide door at R. to library. Very wide opening up L.C. at back into the entrance hall, showing as much as possible of stairway in said hall. Fireplace on L. side, with mantel. Window down L. below fireplace. Handsome furniture — but most of it tricked to break .

Piano (baby grand) up R.C. Front to smash and keys to break loose and fly about. Inside piano has no instrument, but wires, etc., to tangle about anyone standing in it. Lid is lifted — but appearance of regular inside works is painted on thin wood (or) — to break through with crash when trodden on .

A table and chair L. of the piano, arranged like steps. A table with ornament R. of piano. A tea table up R.C.

Small table down L.C. to collapse in pieces on floor when struck with a chair. A small stand with vase below door to library. A lounge before the window and two fancy chairs at fireplace. And statuette on stand above fireplace. Also large lamp (electric) with shade for business of tangling up in the shade, etc. Vases, etc., on mantel — to smash. Also a clock — as ornamental as possible in appearance, but tricked to make a terribly whirring of clockwork, etc., when thrown and striking some object .

(At once after rise, enter MINNIE, L.C. from R., with tea things on large tray. All the china, etc., on this tray is to smash — therefore have it as easy to break as possible. Also it must look the part of a first class set. No tea or water or milk in the pots, etc. Have tea-cakes, toast, cakes, etc., very dry and hard, so that they will roll about . MINNIE sets tray on small table up R.C. near piano. While she is arranging it there, DOORBELL rings and she at once goes out L.C. to L. Sound of DOOR closing.)

(Enter SARAH SKELTON (MRS. GEORGE SKELTON) at door up L.C. from L. MINNIE follows her and stands just within the door . MRS. SKELTON moves quietly down toward C. and carries the impression during the following scene that she is overpowered — almost to difficulty in breathing — by some deep trouble.)

MINNIE.

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MRS. SKELTON.
(Quietly — with slight catch of breath)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars.

MINNIE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars.

MINNIE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

MINNIE.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 59 chars.

MINNIE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

MINNIE.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Interrupting)

Note: Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars.

MINNIE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars.

MINNIE.
(A little frightened)

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BARBARA.
(As she goes toward MRS. SKELTON )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Meeting BARBARA near C. )

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 89 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 77 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 92 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 48 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(At table L.C. )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

BARBARA.
(Near C. Speaks in a slightly different tone, as she is apprehensive)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Shakes head)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Shakes her head)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 84 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 173 chars.

BARBARA.
(Breaking in)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 97 chars.

(MINNIE has entered L.C. from L. on "all about" so as to be standing just inside door at cue.)
MINNIE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 63 chars.

BARBARA.
(Breaking down a little)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 54 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 54 words in 4 sentences using 264 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(With a motion toward gloves)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars.

BARBARA.
(Suddenly straightening up — indignant)

Note: Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 101 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 43 words in 6 sentences using 207 chars.

MAPES.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 99 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 87 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Is knocked for an instant)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Turning suddenly to BARBARA )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Lower voice and intense earnestness)

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars.

BARBARA.
(Impressed by MRS. SKELTON'S earnestness)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 76 chars.

BARBARA.
(Greatly interested)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 162 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Almost smothered sobs)

Note: Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 142 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 51 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 51 words in 4 sentences using 251 chars.

(MAPES makes a startled turn to R. and exits without a pause . MRS. SKELTON, after MAPES is off, stands an instant, then turns and looks uncertainly about. Idea comes to her. She goes quickly to telephone and takes receiver off the hook.)
VOICE.
(Coming out through telephone)

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MRS. SKELTON.
(Into telephone)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 55 chars.

VOICE.
(Telephone)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 88 chars.

FEMININE VOICE.
(In phone)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(In phone)

Note: Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 160 chars.

GEORGE.
(Voice coming out through phone)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars.

GEORGE.
(Through phone)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars.

GEORGE.
(Through phone)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 89 chars.

GEORGE.
(Voice through phone)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

GEORGE.
(Through phone)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 56 words in 8 sentences using 259 chars.

(MRS. SKELTON quickly and bunglingly hangs up phone and stands motionless, turned away from phone. Enter CHARLES EDWARD PETTIBONE, L.C. from L. )
PETTIBONE.
(Coming C. breezily)

Note: Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 97 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 121 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Turning at once to her)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 99 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(As he looks at her sharply)

Note: Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Not daring to look)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Looking off at window L. )

Note: Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 101 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Looking off through window)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Faint cry of alarm)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Seizing PETTIBONE'S arm and holding it convulsively)

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

(Door BUZZER or KNOCKER on heavy door outside up L. )
MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Rapidly. No wait along here)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 42 chars.

(Sound of bang of heavy DOOR closing off up L. Enter GEORGE SKELTON L.C. in old dressing gown and slippers — with a straw hat on — and wearing large round glasses. He stands looking in at door near-sightedly.)
MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars.

GEORGE.
(Low voice)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Low voice)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

GEORGE.
(Low voice)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Low voice but make it carry)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 49 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 34 words in 5 sentences using 153 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

GEORGE.
(Astonished)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 122 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Lower voice still — near GEORGE'S ear )

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 92 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Hurried glance around. Low voice but strong)

Note: Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 70 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 14 words in 5 sentences using 72 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars.

GEORGE.
(As he writes)

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

GEORGE.
(Writing)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

(Hurry the scene — faster and faster — from this on.)
MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

GEORGE.
(Writing)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars.

GEORGE.
(Trying to write as he is urged off L.C. )

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Seeing or hearing someone coming at R. )

Note: Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 10 chars.

BARBARA.
(Going quickly to MRS. SKELTON )

Note: Contains 37 words in 4 sentences using 161 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Gaspily)

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Breathless)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Still gaspily)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars.

MAPES.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 178 chars.

GEORGE.
(Puts his head in at door up L.C. )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

(MRS. SKELTON screams and puts hands over ears . BARBARA holds her . MAPES backs away a little R.C. Enter GEORGE L.C. with a strange swagger. Stamps about a little as if rehearsing without trying to get anything but the business, and comes down on L. of MRS. SKELTON. Looking at her frowningly. Trying to remember something and can't. Gets pad out of pocket on L. without looking round. Then takes a sudden quick look at it as he holds it on his L. so others will not see. Straightens up.)
GEORGE.
(Looking up from pad)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 4 chars.

GEORGE.
(Starts hurriedly toward MRS. SKELTON )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

BARBARA.
(Stepping across between them)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(To BARBARA and MAPES )

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(To him — undertone — yet very intense)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

GEORGE.
(Glances at pad)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars.

GEORGE.
(Glancing at pad again)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

(GEORGE turns and seizes a chair, lifts it and sets it down, turning to MRS. SKELTON while doing so to see if it is what she wanted. Same business other chairs, or table, etc. Business ad lib. while it holds. All very brief.)
BARBARA.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 23 words in 6 sentences using 103 chars.

GEORGE.
(Exasperated)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Quick sharp undertone to GEORGE )

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Trying to cover up what he says)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars.

GEORGE.
(After a glance at paper)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

GEORGE.
(Looking up from pad)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

MAPES.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars.

GEORGE.
(Reading from his notes)

Note: Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 44 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars.

(During the stairway business, enter MR. PETTIBONE, R. He goes over and looks off at door up L.C. from back of BARBARA and MAPES — ALL being at one side of door so as not to cover it from audience.)
PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

BARBARA.
(Turning suddenly)

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(To MAPES )

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars.

BARBARA.
(Gaspily)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 92 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 72 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 91 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 62 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 57 words in 9 sentences using 255 chars.

(PETTIBONE moves up C., looking off L.C. to L. Enter GEORGE L.C. He does not see PETTIBONE at first, and comes down L.C., relaxing from his energetic work.)
PETTIBONE.
(Moving down C. )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

GEORGE.
(Suddenly recovering)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Stops GEORGE as he turns at L.C. to go across R. or up to stairs)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 48 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

GEORGE.
(Turns at mantel and looks at PETTIBONE )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars.

GEORGE.
(Stops business and turns toward PETTIBONE )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars.

GEORGE.
(Turns and looks at PETTIBONE )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars.

GEORGE.
(Stops business suddenly and stands motionless exactly where it caught him. Then turns slowly to PETTIBONE )

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 58 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

GEORGE.
(Absently. Eyes wandering to front)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Stands thinking)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

GEORGE.
(Absently)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Motion toward table down L.C. )

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 38 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 20 chars.

(GEORGE walks slowly and mechanically to the table down L.C., as if in a daze, eyes staring straight before him. He takes gloves out of the bag without looking down at it. Separates them and feels in one, still looking out front straight before him. Finds nothing. Puts it carefully down. Takes the other. Feels in that one. Brings out the note. Puts glove carefully and slowly down. Opens out note. Then — after an instant pause — slowly looks down at it.)
GEORGE.
(Reading from note)

Note: Contains 27 words in 1 sentence using 149 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 17 words in 5 sentences using 100 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 89 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Half choked)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Splutering and gasping)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 61 chars.

(MRS. SKELTON hurries in L.C. from R., having heard the shouting. Seeing situation, she hastens down to GEORGE on his R. At same time BARBARA and MAPES enter R. and stop not far on from door , MAPES skulking in the background near the door.)
MRS. SKELTON.
(At R. of GEORGE )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

GEORGE.
(Turning on her)

Note: Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 38 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(Quick — low voice. To GEORGE )

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 76 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

GEORGE.
(Shrieks)

Note: Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 79 chars.

(MRS. SKELTON keeps as near as possible, calling out encouraging things to him. Turning helplessly to OTHERS, etc. MINNIE, hearing the terrific crash, enters excitedly at R. and stands near door in wide-eyed astonishment at what is going on. She shrinks back out of the way and joins in shrieks and cries of terror during following scenes . BARBARA emits cries of horror and is shrinking away to up R. MAPES, paralyzed with fright, up stage and edging toward door at R. PETTIBONE ventures over toward GEORGE at mantel as far as C. or L.C. and shouts out to him from there.)
PETTIBONE.
(From L.C. )

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars.

GEORGE.
(Stops business only to shout back)

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 99 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(To GEORGE )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

GEORGE.
(Gruffly at her)

Note: Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars.

(PETTIBONE backs away toward R. during this . MRS. SKELTON backs up C. or L.C., trying to get out of the way . OTHERS terrified — calling and screaming . MAPES edging toward door R., trying to keep behind PETTIBONE and BARBARA.)
GEORGE.
(Bring in during the above)

Note: Contains 31 words in 6 sentences using 141 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(To R. door quickly)

Note: Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Recovering speech)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 18 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.
(To BARBARA )

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 34 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(After MAPES and GEORGE on up L.C. )

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars.

(Outside noises going on during scene. Crashes, bangs, furniture upset, etc., but lines must be heard. A piece of furniture comes down the stairs from above up L.C. just before GEORGE and MAPES enter. Enter MAPES and GEORGE, L.C., coming down the stairs — GEORGE jumping on MAPES at the bottom. They roll over and over — struggling and punching each other, and into the room.)

(BARBARA screams and faints . PETTIBONE and MRS. SKELTON call out, trying to stop them. A terrible time — knocking over tables, etc. Getting on the piano, which breaks in with them. Stamping about among the wires . GEORGE soon getting MAPES down among the wires — shuts lid and stands on it. Or if impossible, gets him down without lid. In that case leave lid open and have it opened wide and fall back in first wreckage scene before the fight.)

(ALL screaming and shouting to GEORGE during struggle — BARBARA reviving for the purpose. When GEORGE stands up on piano with MAPES inside (or down in the wires) PETTIBONE at last attracts his attention by wild shouts.)

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 12 words in 5 sentences using 50 chars.

PETTIBONE, MRS. SKELTON, BARBARA.

Note: Contains 8 words in 5 sentences using 44 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars.

BARBARA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Shouting to GEORGE )

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars.

BARBARA.
(Shouting to GEORGE )

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars.

PETTIBONE.
(Shouting)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars.

GEORGE.
(After two second's pause points down to piano)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars.

GEORGE.
(Thinks for an instant)

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 65 chars.

(MRS. SKELTON stands L.C., turned toward him, and watching him, but not yet sufficiently recovered to know what to do . MAPES raises head or some part of him from piano and weakly signs for help — by waving arms.)
PETTIBONE.
(Hurrying to piano)

Note: Contains 47 words in 10 sentences using 227 chars.

MAPES.
(Speaks in voice of dying man)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 112 chars.

(BARBARA, at R., seeing MAPES coming toward her, emits a little scream, throwing out her hands in repulsion, and flees through the door R., followed by MINNIE, who is trying to help her . MAPES stands at R., looking off at door R. after BARBARA. GEORGE comes down from chair or table up stage , MRS. SKELTON being in a position where GEORGE confronts her on stepping down from chair up C. They stand an instant regarding each other.)
MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars.

PETTIBONE.

Note: Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 111 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 55 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

GEORGE.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

MRS. SKELTON.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

(GEORGE takes her hand and pulls her arm under his, keeping hold of her hand, and they turn and go up L.C. and are going off L.C. to L. on Curtain.)
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TextGrid Repository (2024). American Drama. How Well George Does It!. How Well George Does It!. American Drama Corpus. Mathias Göbel. https://hdl.handle.net/21.11113/0000-0014-A325-8