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The primary plot of Much Ado About Nothing turns on the courtship and scandal involving young Hero and her suitor, Claudio, but the witty war of words between Claudio’s friend Benedick and Hero’s cousin Beatrice often takes center stage.
Set in Messina, the play begins as Don Pedro’s army returns after a victory. Benedick, a gentleman soldier, resumes a verbal duel with Beatrice, the niece of Messina’s governor, Leonato. Count Claudio is smitten by Leonato’s daughter, Hero. After Don Pedro woos her in disguise for Claudio, the two young lovers plan to marry in a week. To fill in the time until the wedding, Don Pedro and the others set about tricking Benedick and Beatrice into falling in love with each other. Meanwhile, Don Pedro’s disgruntled brother, Don John, plots to ruin Hero and halt her wedding. Claudio believes Don John’s deception, is convinced Hero has a lover, and, at the wedding, brutally rejects her.
With Hero in hiding and falsely reported dead, Beatrice persuades Benedick to fight Claudio. Tragedy is averted when the bumbling city watch, having discovered Don John’s treachery, arrives and clears Hero’s name. With Claudio forgiven, both couples are ready to get married.
and Beatrice his niece, with a Messenger.
LEONATOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0002 Pedro of Aragon comes this night to Messina.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0003He is very near by this. He was not three
FTLNLINEFTLN 0004 leagues off when I left him.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 00055How many gentlemen have you lost in this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0006 action?
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0007But few of any sort, and none of name.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0008A victory is twice itself when the achiever
FTLNLINEFTLN 0009 brings home full numbers. I find here that Don
FTLNLINEFTLN 001010 Pedro hath bestowed much honor on a young
FTLNLINEFTLN 0011 Florentine called Claudio.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0012Much deserved on his part, and equally
FTLNLINEFTLN 0013 remembered by Don Pedro. He hath borne himself
FTLNLINEFTLN 0014 beyond the promise of his age, doing in the figure
FTLNLINEFTLN 001515 of a lamb the feats of a lion. He hath indeed better
FTLNLINEFTLN 0016 bettered expectation than you must expect of me to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0017 tell you how.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0018He hath an uncle here in Messina will be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0019 very much glad of it.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 002020I have already delivered him letters, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0021 there appears much joy in him, even so much that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0022 joy could not show itself modest enough without a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0023 badge of bitterness.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 002525In great measure.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0026A kind overflow of kindness. There are no
FTLNLINEFTLN 0027 faces truer than those that are so washed. How
FTLNLINEFTLN 0028 much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at
FTLNLINEFTLN 0029 weeping!
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 003030I pray you, is Signior Mountanto returned
FTLNLINEFTLN 0031 from the wars or no?
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0032I know none of that name, lady. There
FTLNLINEFTLN 0033 was none such in the army of any sort.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0034What is he that you ask for, niece?
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 003535My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0036O, he’s returned, and as pleasant as ever
FTLNLINEFTLN 0037 he was.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0038He set up his bills here in Messina and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0039 challenged Cupid at the flight, and my uncle’s Fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 004040 reading the challenge, subscribed for Cupid and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0041 challenged him at the bird-bolt. I pray you, how
FTLNLINEFTLN 0042 many hath he killed and eaten in these wars? But
FTLNLINEFTLN 0043 how many hath he killed? For indeed I promised to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0044 eat all of his killing.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 004545Faith, niece, you tax Signior Benedick too
FTLNLINEFTLN 0046 much, but he’ll be meet with you, I doubt it not.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0047He hath done good service, lady, in these
FTLNLINEFTLN 0048 wars.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0049You had musty victual, and he hath holp to
FTLNLINEFTLN 005050 eat it. He is a very valiant trencherman; he hath an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0051 excellent stomach.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0052And a good soldier too, lady.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0053And a good soldier to a lady, but what is he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0054 to a lord?
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 005555A lord to a lord, a man to a man, stuffed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0056 with all honorable virtues.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0057It is so indeed. He is no less than a stuffed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0058 man, but for the stuffing—well, we are all mortal.
FTLNLINEFTLN 006060 a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0061 her. They never meet but there’s a skirmish of wit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0062 between them.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0063Alas, he gets nothing by that. In our last
FTLNLINEFTLN 0064 conflict, four of his five wits went halting off, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 006565 now is the whole man governed with one, so that if
FTLNLINEFTLN 0066 he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0067 bear it for a difference between himself and his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0068 horse, for it is all the wealth that he hath left to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0069 be known a reasonable creature. Who is his companion
FTLNLINEFTLN 007070 now? He hath every month a new sworn
FTLNLINEFTLN 0071 brother.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0072Is ’t possible?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0073Very easily possible. He wears his faith but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0074 as the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 007575 next block.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0076I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0077 books.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0078No. An he were, I would burn my study. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 0079 I pray you, who is his companion? Is there no
FTLNLINEFTLN 008080 young squarer now that will make a voyage with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0081 him to the devil?
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0082He is most in the company of the right
FTLNLINEFTLN 0083 noble Claudio.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0084O Lord, he will hang upon him like a
FTLNLINEFTLN 008585 disease! He is sooner caught than the pestilence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0086 and the taker runs presently mad. God help the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0087 noble Claudio! If he have caught the Benedick, it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0088 will cost him a thousand pound ere he be cured.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0089I will hold friends with you, lady.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 009090Do, good friend.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0091You will never run mad, niece.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0092No, not till a hot January.
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 0093Don Pedro is approached.
Benedick, Balthasar, and John the Bastard.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0094Good Signior Leonato, are you come to meet
FTLNLINEFTLN 009595 your trouble? The fashion of the world is to avoid
FTLNLINEFTLN 0096 cost, and you encounter it.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0097Never came trouble to my house in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0098 likeness of your Grace, for trouble being gone,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0099 comfort should remain, but when you depart from
FTLNLINEFTLN 0100100 me, sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0101You embrace your charge too willingly.SD
to Hero.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0103Her mother hath many times told me so.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0104Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her?
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0105105Signior Benedick, no, for then were you a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0106 child.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0107You have it full, Benedick. We may guess by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0108 this what you are, being a man. Truly the lady
FTLNLINEFTLN 0109 fathers herself.—Be happy, lady, for you are like
FTLNLINEFTLN 0110110 an honorable father.
SD
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0111If Signior Leonato be her father, she would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0112 not have his head on her shoulders for all Messina,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0113 as like him as she is.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0114I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior
FTLNLINEFTLN 0115115 Benedick, nobody marks you.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0116What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0117 living?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0118Is it possible disdain should die while she
FTLNLINEFTLN 0119 hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0120120 Courtesy itself must convert to disdain if you come
FTLNLINEFTLN 0121 in her presence.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0122Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain
FTLNLINEFTLN 0123 I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted; and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0124 I would I could find in my heart that I had not a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0125125 hard heart, for truly I love none.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0127 else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0128 thank God and my cold blood I am of your humor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0129 for that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow
FTLNLINEFTLN 0130130 than a man swear he loves me.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0131God keep your Ladyship still in that mind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0132 so some gentleman or other shall ’scape a predestinate
FTLNLINEFTLN 0133 scratched face.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0134Scratching could not make it worse an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0135135 ’twere such a face as yours were.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0136Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0137A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0138 yours.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0139I would my horse had the speed of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0140140 tongue and so good a continuer, but keep your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0141 way, i’ God’s name, I have done.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0142You always end with a jade’s trick. I know
FTLNLINEFTLN 0143 you of old.
SD
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0144That is the sum of all, Leonato.—Signior
FTLNLINEFTLN 0145145 Claudio and Signior Benedick, my dear friend
FTLNLINEFTLN 0146 Leonato hath invited you all. I tell him we shall stay
FTLNLINEFTLN 0147 here at the least a month, and he heartily prays
FTLNLINEFTLN 0148 some occasion may detain us longer. I dare swear
FTLNLINEFTLN 0149 he is no hypocrite, but prays from his heart.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0150150If you swear, my lord, you shall not be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0151 forsworn.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0152 my lord, being reconciled to the Prince your brother,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0153 I owe you all duty.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0154I thank you. I am not of many words, but I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0155155 thank you.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0156Please it your Grace lead on?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0157Your hand, Leonato. We will go together.
SD
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0158Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0159 Signior Leonato?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0161Is she not a modest young lady?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0162Do you question me as an honest man
FTLNLINEFTLN 0163 should do, for my simple true judgment? Or would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0164 you have me speak after my custom, as being a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0165165 professed tyrant to their sex?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0166No, I pray thee, speak in sober judgment.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0167Why, i’ faith, methinks she’s too low for a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0168 high praise, too brown for a fair praise, and too
FTLNLINEFTLN 0169 little for a great praise. Only this commendation I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0170170 can afford her, that were she other than she is, she
FTLNLINEFTLN 0171 were unhandsome, and being no other but as she is,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0172 I do not like her.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0173Thou thinkest I am in sport. I pray thee tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 0174 me truly how thou lik’st her.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0175175Would you buy her that you enquire after
FTLNLINEFTLN 0176 her?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0177Can the world buy such a jewel?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0178Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0179 this with a sad brow? Or do you play the flouting
FTLNLINEFTLN 0180180 jack, to tell us Cupid is a good hare-finder and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0181 Vulcan a rare carpenter? Come, in what key shall a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0182 man take you to go in the song?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0183In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever
FTLNLINEFTLN 0184 I looked on.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0185185I can see yet without spectacles, and I see
FTLNLINEFTLN 0186 no such matter. There’s her cousin, an she were not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0187 possessed with a fury, exceeds her as much in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0188 beauty as the first of May doth the last of December.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0189 But I hope you have no intent to turn husband, have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0190190 you?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0191I would scarce trust myself, though I had
FTLNLINEFTLN 0192 sworn the contrary, if Hero would be my wife.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0193Is ’t come to this? In faith, hath not the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0194 world one man but he will wear his cap with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0195195 suspicion? Shall I never see a bachelor of threescore
FTLNLINEFTLN 0197 thy neck into a yoke, wear the print of it, and sigh
FTLNLINEFTLN 0198 away Sundays. Look, Don Pedro is returned to seek
FTLNLINEFTLN 0199 you.
SDEnter Don Pedro,
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0200200What secret hath held you here that you followed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0201 not to Leonato’s?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0202I would your Grace would constrain me to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0203 tell.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0204I charge thee on thy allegiance.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0205205You hear, Count Claudio, I can be secret as
FTLNLINEFTLN 0206 a dumb man, I would have you think so, but on my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0207 allegiance—mark you this, on my allegiance—he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0208 is in love. With who? Now, that is your Grace’s part.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0209 Mark how short his answer is: with Hero, Leonato’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0210210 short daughter.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0211If this were so, so were it uttered.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0212Like the old tale, my lord: “It is not so, nor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0213 ’twas not so, but, indeed, God forbid it should be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0214 so.”
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0215215If my passion change not shortly, God forbid
FTLNLINEFTLN 0216 it should be otherwise.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0217Amen, if you love her, for the lady is very well
FTLNLINEFTLN 0218 worthy.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0219You speak this to fetch me in, my lord.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0220220By my troth, I speak my thought.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0221And in faith, my lord, I spoke mine.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0222And by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0223 spoke mine.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0224That I love her, I feel.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0225225That she is worthy, I know.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0226That I neither feel how she should be loved
FTLNLINEFTLN 0227 nor know how she should be worthy is the opinion
FTLNLINEFTLN 0228 that fire cannot melt out of me. I will die in it at the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0229 stake.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0231 despite of beauty.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0232And never could maintain his part but in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0233 force of his will.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0234That a woman conceived me, I thank her;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0235235 that she brought me up, I likewise give her most
FTLNLINEFTLN 0236 humble thanks. But that I will have a recheat
FTLNLINEFTLN 0237 winded in my forehead or hang my bugle in an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0238 invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0239 Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust
FTLNLINEFTLN 0240240 any, I will do myself the right to trust none. And the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0241 fine is, for the which I may go the finer, I will live a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0242 bachelor.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0243I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0244With anger, with sickness, or with hunger,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0245245 my lord, not with love. Prove that ever I lose more
FTLNLINEFTLN 0246 blood with love than I will get again with drinking,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0247 pick out mine eyes with a ballad-maker’s pen and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0248 hang me up at the door of a brothel house for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0249 sign of blind Cupid.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0250250Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0251 wilt prove a notable argument.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0252If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0253 shoot at me, and he that hits me, let him be clapped
FTLNLINEFTLN 0254 on the shoulder and called Adam.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0255255Well, as time shall try.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0256 In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0257The savage bull may, but if ever the sensible
FTLNLINEFTLN 0258 Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull’s horns and set
FTLNLINEFTLN 0259 them in my forehead, and let me be vilely painted,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0260260 and in such great letters as they write “Here is good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0261 horse to hire” let them signify under my sign “Here
FTLNLINEFTLN 0262 you may see Benedick the married man.”
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0263If this should ever happen, thou wouldst be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0264 horn-mad.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0266 Venice, thou wilt quake for this shortly.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0267I look for an earthquake too, then.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0268Well, you will temporize with the hours. In the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0269 meantime, good Signior Benedick, repair to Leonato’s.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0270270 Commend me to him, and tell him I will not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0271 fail him at supper, for indeed he hath made great
FTLNLINEFTLN 0272 preparation.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0273I have almost matter enough in me for such
FTLNLINEFTLN 0274 an embassage, and so I commit you—
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0275275To the tuition of God. From my house, if I had
FTLNLINEFTLN 0276 it—
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0277The sixth of July. Your loving friend,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0278 Benedick.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0279Nay, mock not, mock not. The body of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0280280 discourse is sometimes guarded with fragments,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0281 and the guards are but slightly basted on neither.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0282 Ere you flout old ends any further, examine your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0283 conscience. And so I leave you.SDHe exits.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0284 My liege, your Highness now may do me good.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0285285 My love is thine to teach. Teach it but how,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0286 And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn
FTLNLINEFTLN 0287 Any hard lesson that may do thee good.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0288 Hath Leonato any son, my lord?
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0289 No child but Hero; she’s his only heir.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0290290 Dost thou affect her, Claudio?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0291 O, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0292 When you went onward on this ended action,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0293 I looked upon her with a soldier’s eye,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0294 That liked, but had a rougher task in hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0295295 Than to drive liking to the name of love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0296 But now I am returned and that war thoughts
FTLNLINEFTLN 0298 Come thronging soft and delicate desires,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0299 All prompting me how fair young Hero is,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0300300 Saying I liked her ere I went to wars.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0301 Thou wilt be like a lover presently
FTLNLINEFTLN 0302 And tire the hearer with a book of words.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0303 If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0304 And I will break with her and with her father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0305305 And thou shalt have her. Was ’t not to this end
FTLNLINEFTLN 0306 That thou began’st to twist so fine a story?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0307 How sweetly you do minister to love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0308 That know love’s grief by his complexion!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0309 But lest my liking might too sudden seem,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0310310 I would have salved it with a longer treatise.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0311 What need the bridge much broader than the flood?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0312 The fairest grant is the necessity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0313 Look what will serve is fit. ’Tis once, thou lovest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0314 And I will fit thee with the remedy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0315315 I know we shall have reveling tonight.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0316 I will assume thy part in some disguise
FTLNLINEFTLN 0317 And tell fair Hero I am Claudio,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0318 And in her bosom I’ll unclasp my heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 0319 And take her hearing prisoner with the force
FTLNLINEFTLN 0320320 And strong encounter of my amorous tale.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0321 Then after to her father will I break,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0322 And the conclusion is, she shall be thine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0323 In practice let us put it presently.
SDThey exit.
Leonato.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0324How now, brother, where is my cousin, your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0325 son? Hath he provided this music?
LEONATO’S BROTHER FTLNLINEFTLN 0326He is very busy about it. But,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0327 brother, I can tell you strange news that you yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 03285 dreamt not of.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0329Are they good?
LEONATO’S BROTHER FTLNLINEFTLN 0330As the events stamps them, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0331 they have a good cover; they show well outward.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0332 The Prince and Count Claudio, walking in a thick-pleached
FTLNLINEFTLN 033310 alley in mine orchard, were thus much
FTLNLINEFTLN 0334 overheard by a man of mine: the Prince discovered
FTLNLINEFTLN 0335 to Claudio that he loved my niece your daughter and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0336 meant to acknowledge it this night in a dance, and if
FTLNLINEFTLN 0337 he found her accordant, he meant to take the
FTLNLINEFTLN 033815 present time by the top and instantly break with you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0339 of it.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0340Hath the fellow any wit that told you this?
LEONATO’S BROTHER FTLNLINEFTLN 0341A good sharp fellow. I will send
FTLNLINEFTLN 0342 for him, and question him yourself.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 034320No, no, we will hold it as a dream till it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0344 appear itself. But I will acquaint my daughter
FTLNLINEFTLN 0345 withal, that she may be the better prepared for an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0346 answer, if peradventure this be true. Go you and tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 0347 her of it.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 034825 Cousins, you know what you have to do.—O, I cry
FTLNLINEFTLN 0349 you mercy, friend. Go you with me and I will use
FTLNLINEFTLN 0350 your skill.—Good cousin, have a care this busy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0351 time.
SDThey exit.
companion.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 0352What the goodyear, my lord, why are you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0353 thus out of measure sad?
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0354There is no measure in the occasion that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0355 breeds. Therefore the sadness is without limit.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 03565You should hear reason.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0357And when I have heard it, what blessing
FTLNLINEFTLN 0358 brings it?
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 0359If not a present remedy, at least a patient
FTLNLINEFTLN 0360 sufferance.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 036110I wonder that thou, being, as thou sayst thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0362 art, born under Saturn, goest about to apply a moral
FTLNLINEFTLN 0363 medicine to a mortifying mischief. I cannot hide
FTLNLINEFTLN 0364 what I am. I must be sad when I have cause, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0365 smile at no man’s jests; eat when I have stomach,
FTLNLINEFTLN 036615 and wait for no man’s leisure; sleep when I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 0367 drowsy, and tend on no man’s business; laugh when
FTLNLINEFTLN 0368 I am merry, and claw no man in his humor.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 0369Yea, but you must not make the full show of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0370 this till you may do it without controlment. You
FTLNLINEFTLN 037120 have of late stood out against your brother, and he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0372 hath ta’en you newly into his grace, where it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0373 impossible you should take true root but by the fair
FTLNLINEFTLN 0374 weather that you make yourself. It is needful that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0375 you frame the season for your own harvest.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 037625I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0377 rose in his grace, and it better fits my blood to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0378 disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob
FTLNLINEFTLN 0379 love from any. In this, though I cannot be said to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0380 a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I
FTLNLINEFTLN 038130 am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0382 muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0383 have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0385 my liking. In the meantime, let me be that I am, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 038635 seek not to alter me.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 0387Can you make no use of your discontent?
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0388I make all use of it, for I use it only. Who
FTLNLINEFTLN 0389 comes here?
SDEnter Borachio.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0390 What news, Borachio?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 039140I came yonder from a great supper. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 0392 Prince your brother is royally entertained by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0393 Leonato, and I can give you intelligence of an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0394 intended marriage.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0395Will it serve for any model to build mischief
FTLNLINEFTLN 039645 on? What is he for a fool that betroths himself to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0397 unquietness?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0398Marry, it is your brother’s right hand.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0399Who, the most exquisite Claudio?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0400Even he.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 040150A proper squire. And who, and who? Which
FTLNLINEFTLN 0402 way looks he?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0403Marry, on Hero, the daughter and heir of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0404 Leonato.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0405A very forward March chick! How came you
FTLNLINEFTLN 040655 to this?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0407Being entertained for a perfumer, as I was
FTLNLINEFTLN 0408 smoking a musty room, comes me the Prince and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0409 Claudio, hand in hand, in sad conference. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0410 whipped me behind the arras, and there heard it
FTLNLINEFTLN 041160 agreed upon that the Prince should woo Hero for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0412 himself, and having obtained her, give her to Count
FTLNLINEFTLN 0413 Claudio.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0414Come, come, let us thither. This may prove
FTLNLINEFTLN 0415 food to my displeasure. That young start-up hath
FTLNLINEFTLN 041665 all the glory of my overthrow. If I can cross him any
FTLNLINEFTLN 0418 will assist me?
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 0419To the death, my lord.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0420Let us to the great supper. Their cheer is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 042170 greater that I am subdued. Would the cook were o’
FTLNLINEFTLN 0422 my mind! Shall we go prove what’s to be done?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0423We’ll wait upon your Lordship.
SD
Beatrice his niece,
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0424Was not Count John here at supper?
LEONATO’S BROTHER FTLNLINEFTLN 0425I saw him not.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0426How tartly that gentleman looks! I never
FTLNLINEFTLN 0427 can see him but I am heartburned an hour after.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 04285He is of a very melancholy disposition.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0429He were an excellent man that were made
FTLNLINEFTLN 0430 just in the midway between him and Benedick. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 0431 one is too like an image and says nothing, and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0432 other too like my lady’s eldest son, evermore
FTLNLINEFTLN 043310 tattling.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0434Then half Signior Benedick’s tongue in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0435 Count John’s mouth, and half Count John’s melancholy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0436 in Signior Benedick’s face—
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0437With a good leg and a good foot, uncle, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 043815 money enough in his purse, such a man would win
FTLNLINEFTLN 0439 any woman in the world if he could get her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0440 goodwill.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0441By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0442 husband if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue.
LEONATO’S BROTHER FTLNLINEFTLN 044320In faith, she’s too curst.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0444Too curst is more than curst. I shall lessen
FTLNLINEFTLN 0445 God’s sending that way, for it is said “God sends a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0447 sends none.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 044825So, by being too curst, God will send you no
FTLNLINEFTLN 0449 horns.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0450Just, if He send me no husband, for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0451 which blessing I am at Him upon my knees every
FTLNLINEFTLN 0452 morning and evening. Lord, I could not endure a
FTLNLINEFTLN 045330 husband with a beard on his face. I had rather lie in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0454 the woolen!
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0455You may light on a husband that hath no
FTLNLINEFTLN 0456 beard.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0457What should I do with him? Dress him in my
FTLNLINEFTLN 045835 apparel and make him my waiting gentlewoman?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0459 He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0460 that hath no beard is less than a man; and he that is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0461 more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less
FTLNLINEFTLN 0462 than a man, I am not for him. Therefore I will even
FTLNLINEFTLN 046340 take sixpence in earnest of the bearherd, and lead
FTLNLINEFTLN 0464 his apes into hell.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0465Well then, go you into hell?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0466No, but to the gate, and there will the devil
FTLNLINEFTLN 0467 meet me like an old cuckold with horns on his
FTLNLINEFTLN 046845 head, and say “Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0469 to heaven; here’s no place for you maids.” So deliver
FTLNLINEFTLN 0470 I up my apes and away to Saint Peter; for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0471 heavens, he shows me where the bachelors sit, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0472 there live we as merry as the day is long.
LEONATO’S BROTHERSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0474 will be ruled by your father.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0475Yes, faith, it is my cousin’s duty to make
FTLNLINEFTLN 0476 curtsy and say “Father, as it please you.” But yet for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0477 all that, cousin, let him be a handsome fellow, or
FTLNLINEFTLN 047855 else make another curtsy and say “Father, as it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0479 please me.”
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0480Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted
FTLNLINEFTLN 0481 with a husband.
FTLNLINEFTLN 048360 than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0484 overmastered with a piece of valiant dust? To make
FTLNLINEFTLN 0485 an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0486 No, uncle, I’ll none. Adam’s sons are my brethren,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0487 and truly I hold it a sin to match in my kindred.
LEONATOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0489 you. If the Prince do solicit you in that kind, you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0490 know your answer.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0491The fault will be in the music, cousin, if you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0492 be not wooed in good time. If the Prince be too
FTLNLINEFTLN 049370 important, tell him there is measure in everything,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0494 and so dance out the answer. For hear me, Hero,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0495 wooing, wedding, and repenting is as a Scotch jig, a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0496 measure, and a cinquepace. The first suit is hot and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0497 hasty like a Scotch jig, and full as fantastical; the
FTLNLINEFTLN 049875 wedding, mannerly modest as a measure, full of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0499 state and ancientry; and then comes repentance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0500 and with his bad legs falls into the cinquepace faster
FTLNLINEFTLN 0501 and faster till he sink into his grave.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0502Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 050380I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church
FTLNLINEFTLN 0504 by daylight.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0505The revelers are entering, brother. Make
FTLNLINEFTLN 0506 good room.SD
SDEnter,
Benedick,
masks, with Borachio and Don
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 050885 friend?SD
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 0509So you walk softly, and look sweetly, and say
FTLNLINEFTLN 0510 nothing, I am yours for the walk, and especially
FTLNLINEFTLN 0511 when I walk away.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0512With me in your company?
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 051390I may say so when I please.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 0515When I like your favor, for God defend the lute
FTLNLINEFTLN 0516 should be like the case.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0517My visor is Philemon’s roof; within the house
FTLNLINEFTLN 051895 is Jove.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 0519Why, then, your visor should be thatched.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0520Speak low if you speak love.
SD
Benedick and Margaret move forward.
BENEDICKSD,
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 0522So would not I for your own sake, for I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0523100 many ill qualities.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0524Which is one?
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 0525I say my prayers aloud.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0526I love you the better; the hearers may cry
FTLNLINEFTLN 0527 “Amen.”
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 0528105God match me with a good dancer.
SD
Balthasar moves forward.
BALTHASAR FTLNLINEFTLN 0529Amen.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 0530And God keep him out of my sight when the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0531 dance is done. Answer, clerk.
BALTHASAR FTLNLINEFTLN 0532No more words. The clerk is answered.
SD
Ursula and Antonio move forward.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 0533110I know you well enough. You are Signior
FTLNLINEFTLN 0534 Antonio.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0535At a word, I am not.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 0536I know you by the waggling of your head.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0537To tell you true, I counterfeit him.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 0538115You could never do him so ill-well unless you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0539 were the very man. Here’s his dry hand up and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0540 down. You are he, you are he.
ANTONIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0541At a word, I am not.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 0542Come, come, do you think I do not know you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0543120 by your excellent wit? Can virtue hide itself? Go to,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0545 end.
SD
Benedick and Beatrice move forward.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0546Will you not tell me who told you so?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0547No, you shall pardon me.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0548125Nor will you not tell me who you are?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0549Not now.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0550That I was disdainful, and that I had my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0551 good wit out of The Hundred Merry Tales! Well, this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0552 was Signior Benedick that said so.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0553130What’s he?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0554I am sure you know him well enough.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0555Not I, believe me.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0556Did he never make you laugh?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0557I pray you, what is he?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0558135Why, he is the Prince’s jester, a very dull
FTLNLINEFTLN 0559 fool; only his gift is in devising impossible slanders.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0560 None but libertines delight in him, and the commendation
FTLNLINEFTLN 0561 is not in his wit but in his villainy, for he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0562 both pleases men and angers them, and then they
FTLNLINEFTLN 0563140 laugh at him and beat him. I am sure he is in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0564 fleet.I would he had boarded me.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0565When I know the gentleman, I’ll tell him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0566 what you say.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0567Do, do. He’ll but break a comparison or two
FTLNLINEFTLN 0568145 on me, which peradventure not marked or not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0569 laughed at strikes him into melancholy, and then
FTLNLINEFTLN 0570 there’s a partridge wing saved, for the fool will eat
FTLNLINEFTLN 0571 no supper that night.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0572 follow the leaders.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0573150In every good thing.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0574Nay, if they lead to any ill, I will leave them
FTLNLINEFTLN 0575 at the next turning.
SDDance.
Don John, Borachio, and Claudio.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0577 on Hero, and hath withdrawn her father to break
FTLNLINEFTLN 0578155 with him about it. The ladies follow her, and but one
FTLNLINEFTLN 0579 visor remains.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0580And that is Claudio. I know him by his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0581 bearing.
DON JOHNSD,
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0583160You know me well. I am he.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0584Signior, you are very near my brother in his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0585 love. He is enamored on Hero. I pray you dissuade
FTLNLINEFTLN 0586 him from her. She is no equal for his birth. You
FTLNLINEFTLN 0587 may do the part of an honest man in it.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0588165How know you he loves her?
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0589I heard him swear his affection.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0590So did I too, and he swore he would marry
FTLNLINEFTLN 0591 her tonight.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0592Come, let us to the banquet.
SDThey exit. Claudio remains.
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0593170 Thus answer I in name of Benedick,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0594 But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0595 ’Tis certain so. The Prince woos for himself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0596 Friendship is constant in all other things
FTLNLINEFTLN 0597 Save in the office and affairs of love.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0598175 Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0599 Let every eye negotiate for itself
FTLNLINEFTLN 0600 And trust no agent, for beauty is a witch
FTLNLINEFTLN 0601 Against whose charms faith melteth into blood.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0602 This is an accident of hourly proof,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0603180 Which I mistrusted not. Farewell therefore, Hero.
SDEnter Benedick.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0604Count Claudio?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0605Yea, the same.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0606Come, will you go with me?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0607Whither?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0609 business, county. What fashion will you wear the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0610 garland of? About your neck like an usurer’s chain?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0611 Or under your arm like a lieutenant’s scarf? You
FTLNLINEFTLN 0612 must wear it one way, for the Prince hath got your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0613190 Hero.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0614I wish him joy of her.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0615Why, that’s spoken like an honest drover; so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0616 they sell bullocks. But did you think the Prince
FTLNLINEFTLN 0617 would have served you thus?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0618195I pray you, leave me.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0619Ho, now you strike like the blind man.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0620 ’Twas the boy that stole your meat, and you’ll beat
FTLNLINEFTLN 0621 the post.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0622If it will not be, I’ll leave you.SDHe exits.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0623200Alas, poor hurt fowl, now will he creep into
FTLNLINEFTLN 0624 sedges. But that my Lady Beatrice should know
FTLNLINEFTLN 0625 me, and not know me! The Prince’s fool! Ha, it may
FTLNLINEFTLN 0626 be I go under that title because I am merry. Yea, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0627 so I am apt to do myself wrong. I am not so reputed!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0628205 It is the base, though bitter, disposition of Beatrice
FTLNLINEFTLN 0629 that puts the world into her person and so gives me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0630 out. Well, I’ll be revenged as I may.
SDEnter the Prince, Hero,
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0631Now, signior, where’s the Count? Did you see
FTLNLINEFTLN 0632 him?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0633210Troth, my lord, I have played the part of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0634 Lady Fame. I found him here as melancholy as a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0635 lodge in a warren. I told him, and I think I told him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0636 true, that your Grace had got the goodwill of this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0637 young lady, and I offered him my company to a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0638215 willow tree, either to make him a garland, as being
FTLNLINEFTLN 0639 forsaken, or to bind him up a rod, as being worthy to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0640 be whipped.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0641To be whipped? What’s his fault?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0643220 being overjoyed with finding a bird’s nest, shows it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0644 his companion, and he steals it.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0645Wilt thou make a trust a transgression? The
FTLNLINEFTLN 0646 transgression is in the stealer.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0647Yet it had not been amiss the rod had been
FTLNLINEFTLN 0648225 made, and the garland too, for the garland he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0649 might have worn himself, and the rod he might
FTLNLINEFTLN 0650 have bestowed on you, who, as I take it, have stolen
FTLNLINEFTLN 0651 his bird’s nest.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0652I will but teach them to sing and restore them
FTLNLINEFTLN 0653230 to the owner.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0654If their singing answer your saying, by my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0655 faith, you say honestly.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0656The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 0657 gentleman that danced with her told her she is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0658235 much wronged by you.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0659O, she misused me past the endurance of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0660 block! An oak but with one green leaf on it would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0661 have answered her. My very visor began to assume
FTLNLINEFTLN 0662 life and scold with her. She told me, not thinking I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0663240 had been myself, that I was the Prince’s jester, that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0664 was duller than a great thaw, huddling jest upon jest
FTLNLINEFTLN 0665 with such impossible conveyance upon me that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0666 stood like a man at a mark with a whole army
FTLNLINEFTLN 0667 shooting at me. She speaks poniards, and every
FTLNLINEFTLN 0668245 word stabs. If her breath were as terrible as her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0669 terminations, there were no living near her; she
FTLNLINEFTLN 0670 would infect to the North Star. I would not marry
FTLNLINEFTLN 0671 her though she were endowed with all that Adam
FTLNLINEFTLN 0672 had left him before he transgressed. She would have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0673250 made Hercules have turned spit, yea, and have cleft
FTLNLINEFTLN 0674 his club to make the fire, too. Come, talk not of her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0675 You shall find her the infernal Ate in good apparel. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0676 would to God some scholar would conjure her, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0677 certainly, while she is here, a man may live as quiet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0679 purpose because they would go thither. So indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0680 all disquiet, horror, and perturbation follows her.
SDEnter Claudio and Beatrice.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0681Look, here she comes.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0682Will your Grace command me any service
FTLNLINEFTLN 0683260 to the world’s end? I will go on the slightest errand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0684 now to the Antipodes that you can devise to send
FTLNLINEFTLN 0685 me on. I will fetch you a toothpicker now from the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0686 furthest inch of Asia, bring you the length of Prester
FTLNLINEFTLN 0687 John’s foot, fetch you a hair off the great Cham’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0688265 beard, do you any embassage to the Pygmies, rather
FTLNLINEFTLN 0689 than hold three words’ conference with this harpy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0690 You have no employment for me?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0691None but to desire your good company.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0692O God, sir, here’s a dish I love not! I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 0693270 endure my Lady Tongue.SDHe exits.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0695 the heart of Signior Benedick.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0696Indeed, my lord, he lent it me awhile, and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0697 gave him use for it, a double heart for his single
FTLNLINEFTLN 0698275 one. Marry, once before he won it of me with false
FTLNLINEFTLN 0699 dice. Therefore your Grace may well say I have lost
FTLNLINEFTLN 0700 it.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0701You have put him down, lady, you have put
FTLNLINEFTLN 0702 him down.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0703280So I would not he should do me, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0704 lest I should prove the mother of fools. I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0705 brought Count Claudio, whom you sent me to seek.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0706Why, how now, count, wherefore are you sad?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0707Not sad, my lord.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0708285How then, sick?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0709Neither, my lord.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0710The Count is neither sad, nor sick, nor merry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0712 something of that jealous complexion.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0713290I’ faith, lady, I think your blazon to be true,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0714 though I’ll be sworn, if he be so, his conceit is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0715 false.—Here, Claudio, I have wooed in thy name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0716 and fair Hero is won. I have broke with her father
FTLNLINEFTLN 0717 and his goodwill obtained. Name the day of marriage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0718295 and God give thee joy.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0719Count, take of me my daughter, and with her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0720 my fortunes. His Grace hath made the match, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0721 all grace say “Amen” to it.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0722Speak, count, ’tis your cue.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0723300Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were
FTLNLINEFTLN 0724 but little happy if I could say how much.—Lady, as
FTLNLINEFTLN 0725 you are mine, I am yours. I give away myself for you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0726 and dote upon the exchange.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0727Speak, cousin, or, if you cannot, stop his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0728305 mouth with a kiss and let not him speak neither.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0729In faith, lady, you have a merry heart.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0730Yea, my lord. I thank it, poor fool, it keeps on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0731 the windy side of care. My cousin tells him in his ear
FTLNLINEFTLN 0732 that he is in her heart.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0733310And so she doth, cousin.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0734Good Lord for alliance! Thus goes everyone
FTLNLINEFTLN 0735 to the world but I, and I am sunburnt. I may sit in a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0736 corner and cry “Heigh-ho for a husband!”
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0737Lady Beatrice, I will get you one.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0738315I would rather have one of your father’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0739 getting. Hath your Grace ne’er a brother like you?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0740 Your father got excellent husbands, if a maid could
FTLNLINEFTLN 0741 come by them.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0742Will you have me, lady?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0743320No, my lord, unless I might have another for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0744 working days. Your Grace is too costly to wear
FTLNLINEFTLN 0745 every day. But I beseech your Grace pardon me. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0746 was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0748325 best becomes you, for out o’ question you were
FTLNLINEFTLN 0749 born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0750No, sure, my lord, my mother cried, but then
FTLNLINEFTLN 0751 there was a star danced, and under that was I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0752 born.—Cousins, God give you joy!
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0753330Niece, will you look to those things I told
FTLNLINEFTLN 0754 you of?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0755I cry you mercy, uncle.—By your Grace’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0756 pardon.SDBeatrice exits.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0757By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0758335There’s little of the melancholy element in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0759 her, my lord. She is never sad but when she sleeps,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0760 and not ever sad then, for I have heard my daughter
FTLNLINEFTLN 0761 say she hath often dreamt of unhappiness and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0762 waked herself with laughing.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0763340She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0764O, by no means. She mocks all her wooers
FTLNLINEFTLN 0765 out of suit.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0766She were an excellent wife for Benedick.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0767O Lord, my lord, if they were but a week
FTLNLINEFTLN 0768345 married, they would talk themselves mad.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0769County Claudio, when mean you to go to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0770 church?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0771Tomorrow, my lord. Time goes on crutches
FTLNLINEFTLN 0772 till love have all his rites.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0773350Not till Monday, my dear son, which is hence
FTLNLINEFTLN 0774 a just sevennight, and a time too brief, too, to have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0775 all things answer my mind.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0777 long a breathing, but I warrant thee, Claudio, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0778355 time shall not go dully by us. I will in the interim
FTLNLINEFTLN 0779 undertake one of Hercules’ labors, which is to bring
FTLNLINEFTLN 0780 Signior Benedick and the Lady Beatrice into a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0781 mountain of affection, th’ one with th’ other. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0782 would fain have it a match, and I doubt not but to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0784 assistance as I shall give you direction.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0785My lord, I am for you, though it cost me ten
FTLNLINEFTLN 0786 nights’ watchings.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0787And I, my lord.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0788365And you too, gentle Hero?
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 0789I will do any modest office, my lord, to help my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0790 cousin to a good husband.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0791And Benedick is not the unhopefullest husband
FTLNLINEFTLN 0792 that I know. Thus far can I praise him: he is of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0793370 a noble strain, of approved valor, and confirmed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0794 honesty. I will teach you how to humor your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0795 cousin that she shall fall in love with Benedick.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0796 And I, with your two helps, will so practice on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0797 Benedick that, in despite of his quick wit and his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0798375 queasy stomach, he shall fall in love with Beatrice.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0799 If we can do this, Cupid is no longer an archer; his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0800 glory shall be ours, for we are the only love gods. Go
FTLNLINEFTLN 0801 in with me, and I will tell you my drift.
SD
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0802It is so. The Count Claudio shall marry the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0803 daughter of Leonato.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0804Yea, my lord, but I can cross it.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0805Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be
FTLNLINEFTLN 08065 med’cinable to me. I am sick in displeasure to him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0807 and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges
FTLNLINEFTLN 0808 evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0809 marriage?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0810Not honestly, my lord, but so covertly that
FTLNLINEFTLN 081110 no dishonesty shall appear in me.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0812Show me briefly how.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0814 how much I am in the favor of Margaret, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0815 waiting gentlewoman to Hero.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 081615I remember.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0817I can, at any unseasonable instant of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0818 night, appoint her to look out at her lady’s chamber
FTLNLINEFTLN 0819 window.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0820What life is in that to be the death of this
FTLNLINEFTLN 082120 marriage?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0822The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go
FTLNLINEFTLN 0823 you to the Prince your brother; spare not to tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 0824 him that he hath wronged his honor in marrying
FTLNLINEFTLN 0825 the renowned Claudio, whose estimation do you
FTLNLINEFTLN 082625 mightily hold up, to a contaminated stale, such a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0827 one as Hero.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0828What proof shall I make of that?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0829Proof enough to misuse the Prince, to vex
FTLNLINEFTLN 0830 Claudio, to undo Hero, and kill Leonato. Look you
FTLNLINEFTLN 083130 for any other issue?
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 0832Only to despite them I will endeavor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0833 anything.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0834Go then, find me a meet hour to draw Don
FTLNLINEFTLN 0835 Pedro and the Count Claudio alone. Tell them that
FTLNLINEFTLN 083635 you know that Hero loves me; intend a kind of zeal
FTLNLINEFTLN 0837 both to the Prince and Claudio, as in love of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0838 brother’s honor, who hath made this match, and his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0839 friend’s reputation, who is thus like to be cozened
FTLNLINEFTLN 0840 with the semblance of a maid, that you have discovered
FTLNLINEFTLN 084140 thus. They will scarcely believe this without
FTLNLINEFTLN 0842 trial. Offer them instances, which shall bear no less
FTLNLINEFTLN 0843 likelihood than to see me at her chamber window,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0844 hear me call Margaret “Hero,” hear Margaret term
FTLNLINEFTLN 0845 me “Claudio,” and bring them to see this the very
FTLNLINEFTLN 084645 night before the intended wedding, for in the meantime
FTLNLINEFTLN 0847 I will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0848 absent, and there shall appear such seeming truth
FTLNLINEFTLN 0850 assurance and all the preparation overthrown.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 085150Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 0852 put it in practice. Be cunning in the working this,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0853 and thy fee is a thousand ducats.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0854Be you constant in the accusation, and my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0855 cunning shall not shame me.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 085655I will presently go learn their day of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0857 marriage.
SD
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0858Boy!
SD
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 0859Signior?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0860In my chamber window lies a book. Bring it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0861 hither to me in the orchard.
BOY FTLNLINEFTLN 08625I am here already, sir.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 0863I know that, but I would have thee hence
FTLNLINEFTLN 0864 and here again.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0865 I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much
FTLNLINEFTLN 0866 another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviors
FTLNLINEFTLN 086710 to love, will, after he hath laughed at such
FTLNLINEFTLN 0868 shallow follies in others, become the argument of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0869 his own scorn by falling in love—and such a man is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0870 Claudio. I have known when there was no music
FTLNLINEFTLN 0871 with him but the drum and the fife, and now had he
FTLNLINEFTLN 087215 rather hear the tabor and the pipe; I have known
FTLNLINEFTLN 0873 when he would have walked ten mile afoot to see a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0874 good armor, and now will he lie ten nights awake
FTLNLINEFTLN 0875 carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont
FTLNLINEFTLN 0876 to speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest
FTLNLINEFTLN 0878 his words are a very fantastical banquet, just so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0879 many strange dishes. May I be so converted and see
FTLNLINEFTLN 0880 with these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not. I will not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0881 be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster,
FTLNLINEFTLN 088225 but I’ll take my oath on it, till he have made an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0883 oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0884 One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0885 I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all
FTLNLINEFTLN 0886 graces be in one woman, one woman shall not
FTLNLINEFTLN 088730 come in my grace. Rich she shall be, that’s certain;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0888 wise, or I’ll none; virtuous, or I’ll never cheapen
FTLNLINEFTLN 0889 her; fair, or I’ll never look on her; mild, or come not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0890 near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0891 discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 089235 be of what color it please God. Ha! The Prince and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0893 Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbor.
SD
SDEnter Prince, Leonato, Claudio, and Balthasar
with music.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0894Come, shall we hear this music?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 0895 Yea, my good lord. How still the evening is,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0896 As hushed on purpose to grace harmony!
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 089740 See you where Benedick hath hid himself?
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0898 O, very well my lord. The music ended,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0899 We’ll fit the kid-fox with a pennyworth.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0900 Come, Balthasar, we’ll hear that song again.
BALTHASAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 0901 O, good my lord, tax not so bad a voice
FTLNLINEFTLN 090245 To slander music any more than once.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0903 It is the witness still of excellency
FTLNLINEFTLN 0904 To put a strange face on his own perfection.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0905 I pray thee, sing, and let me woo no more.
BALTHASAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 0906 Because you talk of wooing, I will sing,
FTLNLINEFTLN 090750 Since many a wooer doth commence his suit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0908 To her he thinks not worthy, yet he woos,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0909 Yet will he swear he loves.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0910 Nay, pray thee, come,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0911 Or if thou wilt hold longer argument,
FTLNLINEFTLN 091255 Do it in notes.
BALTHASAR FTLNLINEFTLN 0913 Note this before my notes:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0914 There’s not a note of mine that’s worth the noting.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0915 Why, these are very crotchets that he speaks!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0916 Note notes, forsooth, and nothing.SD
BENEDICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0918 ravished. Is it not strange that sheeps’ guts should
FTLNLINEFTLN 0919 hale souls out of men’s bodies? Well, a horn for my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0920 money, when all’s done.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0921 Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
FTLNLINEFTLN 092265 Men were deceivers ever,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0923 One foot in sea and one on shore,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0924 To one thing constant never.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0925 Then sigh not so, but let them go,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0926 And be you blithe and bonny,
FTLNLINEFTLN 092770 Converting all your sounds of woe
FTLNLINEFTLN 0928 Into Hey, nonny nonny.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0929 Sing no more ditties, sing no mo,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0930 Of dumps so dull and heavy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0931 The fraud of men was ever so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 093275 Since summer first was leavy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0934 And be you blithe and bonny,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0935 Converting all your sounds of woe
FTLNLINEFTLN 0936 Into Hey, nonny nonny.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 093780By my troth, a good song.
BALTHASAR FTLNLINEFTLN 0938And an ill singer, my lord.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0939Ha, no, no, faith, thou sing’st well enough for a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0940 shift.
BENEDICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 094285 have howled thus, they would have hanged him. And
FTLNLINEFTLN 0943 I pray God his bad voice bode no mischief. I had as
FTLNLINEFTLN 0944 lief have heard the night raven, come what plague
FTLNLINEFTLN 0945 could have come after it.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0946Yea, marry, dost thou hear, Balthasar? I pray
FTLNLINEFTLN 094790 thee get us some excellent music, for tomorrow
FTLNLINEFTLN 0948 night we would have it at the Lady Hero’s chamber
FTLNLINEFTLN 0949 window.
BALTHASAR FTLNLINEFTLN 0950The best I can, my lord.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0951Do so. Farewell.SDBalthasar exits.
FTLNLINEFTLN 095295 Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0953 today, that your niece Beatrice was in love with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0954 Signior Benedick?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0955O, ay.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0956 fowl sits.—I did never think that lady would have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0957100 loved any man.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0958No, nor I neither, but most wonderful that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0959 she should so dote on Signior Benedick, whom she
FTLNLINEFTLN 0960 hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0961 abhor.
BENEDICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0963 corner?
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0964By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0965 think of it, but that she loves him with an enraged
FTLNLINEFTLN 0966 affection, it is past the infinite of thought.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0967110Maybe she doth but counterfeit.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0968Faith, like enough.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0970 of passion came so near the life of passion as
FTLNLINEFTLN 0971 she discovers it.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0972115Why, what effects of passion shows she?
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0974 will bite.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0975What effects, my lord? She will sit you—you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0976 heard my daughter tell you how.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0977120She did indeed.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0978How, how I pray you? You amaze me. I would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0979 have thought her spirit had been invincible against
FTLNLINEFTLN 0980 all assaults of affection.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0981I would have sworn it had, my lord, especially
FTLNLINEFTLN 0982125 against Benedick.
BENEDICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0984 white-bearded fellow speaks it. Knavery cannot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0985 sure, hide himself in such reverence.
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0987130 Hold it up.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0988Hath she made her affection known to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0989 Benedick?
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0990No, and swears she never will. That’s her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0991 torment.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0992135’Tis true indeed, so your daughter says. “Shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 0993 I,” says she, “that have so oft encountered him with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0994 scorn, write to him that I love him?”
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 0995This says she now when she is beginning to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0996 write to him, for she’ll be up twenty times a night,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0997140 and there will she sit in her smock till she have writ
FTLNLINEFTLN 0998 a sheet of paper. My daughter tells us all.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 0999Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember
FTLNLINEFTLN 1000 a pretty jest your daughter told
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1001O, when she had writ it and was reading it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1002145 over, she found “Benedick” and “Beatrice” between
FTLNLINEFTLN 1003 the sheet?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1004That.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1006 railed at herself that she should be so
FTLNLINEFTLN 1007150 immodest to write to one that she knew would flout
FTLNLINEFTLN 1008 her. “I measure him,” says she, “by my own spirit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1009 for I should flout him if he writ to me, yea, though I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1010 love him, I should.”
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1011Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1012155 sobs, beats her heart, tears her hair, prays, curses:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1013 “O sweet Benedick, God give me patience!”
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1014She doth indeed, my daughter says so, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1015 the ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1016 daughter is sometimes afeared she will do a desperate
FTLNLINEFTLN 1017160 outrage to herself. It is very true.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1018It were good that Benedick knew of it by some
FTLNLINEFTLN 1019 other, if she will not discover it.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1020To what end? He would make but a sport of it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1021 and torment the poor lady worse.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1022165An he should, it were an alms to hang him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1023 She’s an excellent sweet lady, and, out of all suspicion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1024 she is virtuous.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1025And she is exceeding wise.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1026In everything but in loving Benedick.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1027170O, my lord, wisdom and blood combating in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1028 so tender a body, we have ten proofs to one that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1029 blood hath the victory. I am sorry for her, as I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1030 just cause, being her uncle and her guardian.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1031I would she had bestowed this dotage on me. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1032175 would have daffed all other respects and made her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1033 half myself. I pray you tell Benedick of it, and hear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1034 what he will say.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1035Were it good, think you?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1036Hero thinks surely she will die, for she says
FTLNLINEFTLN 1037180 she will die if he love her not, and she will die ere
FTLNLINEFTLN 1038 she make her love known, and she will die if he woo
FTLNLINEFTLN 1039 her rather than she will bate one breath of her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1040 accustomed crossness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1042185 her love, ’tis very possible he’ll scorn it, for the man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1043 as you know all, hath a contemptible spirit.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1044He is a very proper man.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1045He hath indeed a good outward happiness.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1046Before God, and in my mind, very wise.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1047190He doth indeed show some sparks that are like
FTLNLINEFTLN 1048 wit.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1049And I take him to be valiant.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1050As Hector, I assure you, and in the managing
FTLNLINEFTLN 1051 of quarrels you may say he is wise, for either he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1052195 avoids them with great discretion or undertakes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1053 them with a most Christianlike fear.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1054If he do fear God, he must necessarily keep
FTLNLINEFTLN 1055 peace. If he break the peace, he ought to enter into
FTLNLINEFTLN 1056 a quarrel with fear and trembling.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1057200And so will he do, for the man doth fear God,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1058 howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests
FTLNLINEFTLN 1059 he will make. Well, I am sorry for your niece. Shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 1060 we go seek Benedick and tell him of her love?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1061Never tell him, my lord, let her wear it out
FTLNLINEFTLN 1062205 with good counsel.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1063Nay, that’s impossible; she may wear her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1064 heart out first.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1065Well, we will hear further of it by your daughter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1066 Let it cool the while. I love Benedick well, and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1067210 could wish he would modestly examine himself to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1068 see how much he is unworthy so good a lady.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1069My lord, will you walk? Dinner is ready.
SD
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1071 dote on her upon this, I will never trust my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1072215 expectation.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1074 spread for her, and that must your daughter and her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1075 gentlewomen carry. The sport will be when they
FTLNLINEFTLN 1077220 such matter. That’s the scene that I would see,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1078 which will be merely a dumb show. Let us send her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1079 to call him in to dinner.
SD
BENEDICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1081 conference was sadly borne; they have the truth of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1082225 this from Hero; they seem to pity the lady. It seems
FTLNLINEFTLN 1083 her affections have their full bent. Love me? Why, it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1084 must be requited! I hear how I am censured. They
FTLNLINEFTLN 1085 say I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1086 come from her. They say, too, that she will rather
FTLNLINEFTLN 1087230 die than give any sign of affection. I did never think
FTLNLINEFTLN 1088 to marry. I must not seem proud. Happy are they
FTLNLINEFTLN 1089 that hear their detractions and can put them to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1090 mending. They say the lady is fair; ’tis a truth, I can
FTLNLINEFTLN 1091 bear them witness. And virtuous; ’tis so, I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 1092235 reprove it. And wise, but for loving me; by my troth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1093 it is no addition to her wit, nor no great argument of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1094 her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her! I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1095 may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1096 wit broken on me because I have railed so long
FTLNLINEFTLN 1097240 against marriage, but doth not the appetite alter? A
FTLNLINEFTLN 1098 man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 1099 endure in his age. Shall quips and sentences and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1100 these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1101 career of his humor? No! The world must be peopled.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1102245 When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1103 think I should live till I were married. Here comes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1104 Beatrice. By this day, she’s a fair lady. I do spy some
FTLNLINEFTLN 1105 marks of love in her.
SDEnter Beatrice.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1106Against my will, I am sent to bid you come
FTLNLINEFTLN 1107250 in to dinner.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1108Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1110 you take pains to thank me. If it had been painful, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1111 would not have come.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1112255You take pleasure then in the message?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1113Yea, just so much as you may take upon a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1114 knife’s point and choke a daw withal. You have no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1115 stomach, signior. Fare you well.SDShe exits.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1116Ha! “Against my will I am sent to bid you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1117260 come in to dinner.” There’s a double meaning in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1118 that. “I took no more pains for those thanks than
FTLNLINEFTLN 1119 you took pains to thank me.” That’s as much as to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1120 say “Any pains that I take for you is as easy as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1121 thanks.” If I do not take pity of her, I am a villain; if I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1122265 do not love her, I am a Jew. I will go get her picture.
SDHe exits.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1123 Good Margaret, run thee to the parlor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1124 There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice
FTLNLINEFTLN 1125 Proposing with the Prince and Claudio.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1126 Whisper her ear and tell her I and Ursula
FTLNLINEFTLN 11275 Walk in the orchard, and our whole discourse
FTLNLINEFTLN 1128 Is all of her. Say that thou overheardst us,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1129 And bid her steal into the pleachèd bower
FTLNLINEFTLN 1130 Where honeysuckles ripened by the sun
FTLNLINEFTLN 1131 Forbid the sun to enter, like favorites,
FTLNLINEFTLN 113210 Made proud by princes, that advance their pride
FTLNLINEFTLN 1133 Against that power that bred it. There will she hide
FTLNLINEFTLN 1134 her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1135 To listen our propose. This is thy office.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1136 Bear thee well in it, and leave us alone.
MARGARET
FTLNLINEFTLN 113715 I’ll make her come, I warrant you, presently.
SD
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1138 Now, Ursula, when Beatrice doth come,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1139 As we do trace this alley up and down,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1140 Our talk must only be of Benedick.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1141 When I do name him, let it be thy part
FTLNLINEFTLN 114220 To praise him more than ever man did merit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1144 Is sick in love with Beatrice. Of this matter
FTLNLINEFTLN 1145 Is little Cupid’s crafty arrow made,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1146 That only wounds by hearsay. Now begin,
FTLNLINEFTLN 114725 For look where Beatrice like a lapwing runs
FTLNLINEFTLN 1148 Close by the ground, to hear our conference.
SDEnter Beatrice,
URSULASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1149 The pleasant’st angling is to see the fish
FTLNLINEFTLN 1150 Cut with her golden oars the silver stream
FTLNLINEFTLN 1151 And greedily devour the treacherous bait.
FTLNLINEFTLN 115230 So angle we for Beatrice, who even now
FTLNLINEFTLN 1153 Is couchèd in the woodbine coverture.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1154 Fear you not my part of the dialogue.
HEROSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1155 Then go we near her, that her ear lose nothing
FTLNLINEFTLN 1156 Of the false sweet bait that we lay for it.—
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 115735 No, truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1158 I know her spirits are as coy and wild
FTLNLINEFTLN 1159 As haggards of the rock.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 1160 But are you sure
FTLNLINEFTLN 1161 That Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely?
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 116240 So says the Prince and my new-trothèd lord.
URSULA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1163 And did they bid you tell her of it, madam?
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1164 They did entreat me to acquaint her of it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1165 But I persuaded them, if they loved Benedick,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1166 To wish him wrestle with affection
FTLNLINEFTLN 116745 And never to let Beatrice know of it.
URSULA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1168 Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman
FTLNLINEFTLN 1170 As ever Beatrice shall couch upon?
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1171 O god of love! I know he doth deserve
FTLNLINEFTLN 117250 As much as may be yielded to a man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1173 But Nature never framed a woman’s heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 1174 Of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1175 Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1176 Misprizing what they look on, and her wit
FTLNLINEFTLN 117755 Values itself so highly that to her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1178 All matter else seems weak. She cannot love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1179 Nor take no shape nor project of affection,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1180 She is so self-endeared.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 1181 Sure, I think so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 118260 And therefore certainly it were not good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1183 She knew his love, lest she’ll make sport at it.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1184 Why, you speak truth. I never yet saw man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1185 How wise, how noble, young, how rarely featured,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1186 But she would spell him backward. If fair-faced,
FTLNLINEFTLN 118765 She would swear the gentleman should be her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1188 sister;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1189 If black, why, Nature, drawing of an antic,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1190 Made a foul blot; if tall, a lance ill-headed;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1191 If low, an agate very vilely cut;
FTLNLINEFTLN 119270 If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1193 If silent, why, a block moved with none.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1194 So turns she every man the wrong side out,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1195 And never gives to truth and virtue that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1196 Which simpleness and merit purchaseth.
URSULA
FTLNLINEFTLN 119775 Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1198 No, not to be so odd and from all fashions
FTLNLINEFTLN 1199 As Beatrice is cannot be commendable.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1200 But who dare tell her so? If I should speak,
FTLNLINEFTLN 120280 me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1203 Out of myself, press me to death with wit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1204 Therefore let Benedick, like covered fire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1205 Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1206 It were a better death than die with mocks,
FTLNLINEFTLN 120785 Which is as bad as die with tickling.
URSULA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1208 Yet tell her of it. Hear what she will say.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1209 No, rather I will go to Benedick
FTLNLINEFTLN 1210 And counsel him to fight against his passion;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1211 And truly I’ll devise some honest slanders
FTLNLINEFTLN 121290 To stain my cousin with. One doth not know
FTLNLINEFTLN 1213 How much an ill word may empoison liking.
URSULA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1214 O, do not do your cousin such a wrong!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1215 She cannot be so much without true judgment,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1216 Having so swift and excellent a wit
FTLNLINEFTLN 121795 As she is prized to have, as to refuse
FTLNLINEFTLN 1218 So rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1219 He is the only man of Italy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1220 Always excepted my dear Claudio.
URSULA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1221 I pray you be not angry with me, madam,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1222100 Speaking my fancy: Signior Benedick,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1223 For shape, for bearing, argument, and valor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1224 Goes foremost in report through Italy.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1225 Indeed, he hath an excellent good name.
URSULA
FTLNLINEFTLN 1226 His excellence did earn it ere he had it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1227105 When are you married, madam?
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1228 Why, every day, tomorrow. Come, go in.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1230 Which is the best to furnish me tomorrow.
SD
URSULASD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1231 She’s limed, I warrant you. We have caught her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1232110 madam.
HEROSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1233 If it prove so, then loving goes by haps;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1234 Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
SD
BEATRICESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1235 What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1236 Stand I condemned for pride and scorn so much?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1237115 Contempt, farewell, and maiden pride, adieu!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1238 No glory lives behind the back of such.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1239 And Benedick, love on; I will requite thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1240 Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1241 If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 1242120 To bind our loves up in a holy band.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1243 For others say thou dost deserve, and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1244 Believe it better than reportingly.
SDShe exits.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1245I do but stay till your marriage be consummate,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1246 and then go I toward Aragon.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1247I’ll bring you thither, my lord, if you’ll vouchsafe
FTLNLINEFTLN 1248 me.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 12495Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new
FTLNLINEFTLN 1250 gloss of your marriage as to show a child his new
FTLNLINEFTLN 1251 coat and forbid him to wear it. I will only be bold
FTLNLINEFTLN 1252 with Benedick for his company, for from the crown
FTLNLINEFTLN 1253 of his head to the sole of his foot he is all mirth. He
FTLNLINEFTLN 1255 little hangman dare not shoot at him. He hath a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1256 heart as sound as a bell, and his tongue is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1257 clapper, for what his heart thinks, his tongue
FTLNLINEFTLN 1258 speaks.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 125915Gallants, I am not as I have been.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1260So say I. Methinks you are sadder.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1261I hope he be in love.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1262Hang him, truant! There’s no true drop of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1263 blood in him to be truly touched with love. If he be
FTLNLINEFTLN 126420 sad, he wants money.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1265I have the toothache.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1266Draw it.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1267Hang it!
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1268You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 126925What, sigh for the toothache?
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1270Where is but a humor or a worm.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1271Well, everyone
FTLNLINEFTLN 1272 that has it.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1273Yet say I, he is in love.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 127430There is no appearance of fancy in him, unless
FTLNLINEFTLN 1275 it be a fancy that he hath to strange disguises, as to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1276 be a Dutchman today, a Frenchman tomorrow, or
FTLNLINEFTLN 1277 in the shape of two countries at once, as a German
FTLNLINEFTLN 1278 from the waist downward, all slops, and a Spaniard
FTLNLINEFTLN 127935 from the hip upward, no doublet. Unless he have a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1280 fancy to this foolery, as it appears he hath, he is no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1281 fool for fancy, as you would have it appear he is.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1282If he be not in love with some woman, there
FTLNLINEFTLN 1283 is no believing old signs. He brushes his hat o’
FTLNLINEFTLN 128440 mornings. What should that bode?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1285Hath any man seen him at the barber’s?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1286No, but the barber’s man hath been seen
FTLNLINEFTLN 1287 with him, and the old ornament of his cheek hath
FTLNLINEFTLN 1288 already stuffed tennis balls.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1290 loss of a beard.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1291Nay, he rubs himself with civet. Can you smell
FTLNLINEFTLN 1292 him out by that?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1293That’s as much as to say, the sweet youth’s in
FTLNLINEFTLN 129450 love.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1296And when was he wont to wash his face?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1297Yea, or to paint himself? For the which I hear
FTLNLINEFTLN 1298 what they say of him.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 129955Nay, but his jesting spirit, which is now crept
FTLNLINEFTLN 1300 into a lute string and now governed by stops—
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1301Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him. Conclude,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1302 conclude, he is in love.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1303Nay, but I know who loves him.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 130460That would I know, too. I warrant, one that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1305 knows him not.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1306Yes, and his ill conditions; and, in despite of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1307 all, dies for him.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1308She shall be buried with her face upwards.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 130965Yet is this no charm for the toothache.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1310 Old signior, walk aside with me. I have studied eight
FTLNLINEFTLN 1311 or nine wise words to speak to you, which these
FTLNLINEFTLN 1312 hobby-horses must not hear.
SD
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1313For my life, to break with him about Beatrice!
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 131470’Tis even so. Hero and Margaret have by this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1315 played their parts with Beatrice, and then the two
FTLNLINEFTLN 1316 bears will not bite one another when they meet.
SDEnter John the Bastard.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1317My lord and brother, God save you.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1318Good e’en, brother.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 131975If your leisure served, I would speak with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1320 you.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1321In private?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1323 hear, for what I would speak of concerns him.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 132480What’s the matter?
DON JOHNSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1326 married tomorrow?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1327You know he does.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1328I know not that, when he knows what I
FTLNLINEFTLN 132985 know.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1330If there be any impediment, I pray you discover
FTLNLINEFTLN 1331 it.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1332You may think I love you not. Let that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1333 appear hereafter, and aim better at me by that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 133490 now will manifest. For my brother, I think he holds
FTLNLINEFTLN 1335 you well, and in dearness of heart hath holp to effect
FTLNLINEFTLN 1336 your ensuing marriage—surely suit ill spent and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1337 labor ill bestowed.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1338Why, what’s the matter?
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 133995I came hither to tell you; and, circumstances
FTLNLINEFTLN 1340 shortened, for she has been too long
FTLNLINEFTLN 1341 a-talking of, the lady is disloyal.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1342Who, Hero?
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1343Even she: Leonato’s Hero, your Hero, every
FTLNLINEFTLN 1344100 man’s Hero.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1345Disloyal?
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1346The word is too good to paint out her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1347 wickedness. I could say she were worse. Think you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1348 of a worse title, and I will fit her to it. Wonder not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1349105 till further warrant. Go but with me tonight, you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1350 shall see her chamber window entered, even the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1351 night before her wedding day. If you love her then,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1352 tomorrow wed her. But it would better fit your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1353 honor to change your mind.
CLAUDIOSD,
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1355I will not think it.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1356If you dare not trust that you see, confess
FTLNLINEFTLN 1357 not that you know. If you will follow me, I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 1359115 and heard more, proceed accordingly.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1360If I see anything tonight why I should not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1361 marry her, tomorrow in the congregation, where I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1362 should wed, there will I shame her.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1363And as I wooed for thee to obtain her, I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 1364120 join with thee to disgrace her.
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1365I will disparage her no farther till you are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1366 my witnesses. Bear it coldly but till midnight, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1367 let the issue show itself.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1368O day untowardly turned!
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1369125O mischief strangely thwarting!
DON JOHN FTLNLINEFTLN 1370O plague right well prevented! So will you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1371 say when you have seen the sequel.
SD
with the Watch.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1372Are you good men and true?
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1373Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer
FTLNLINEFTLN 1374 salvation, body and soul.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1375Nay, that were a punishment too good for
FTLNLINEFTLN 13765 them if they should have any allegiance in them,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1377 being chosen for the Prince’s watch.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1378Well, give them their charge, neighbor
FTLNLINEFTLN 1379 Dogberry.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1380First, who think you the most desartless
FTLNLINEFTLN 138110 man to be constable?
FIRST WATCHMAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1382Hugh Oatcake, sir, or George Seacoal,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1383 for they can write and read.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1384Come hither, neighbor Seacoal.SD
steps forward.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1387 fortune, but to write and read comes by nature.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1389You have. I knew it would be your answer.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1390 Well, for your favor, sir, why, give God thanks, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 139120 make no boast of it, and for your writing and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1392 reading, let that appear when there is no need of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1393 such vanity. You are thought here to be the most
FTLNLINEFTLN 1394 senseless and fit man for the constable of the watch;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1395 therefore bear you the lantern. This is your charge:
FTLNLINEFTLN 139625 you shall comprehend all vagrom men; you are to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1397 bid any man stand, in the Prince’s name.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1399Why, then, take no note of him, but let him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1400 go, and presently call the rest of the watch together
FTLNLINEFTLN 140130 and thank God you are rid of a knave.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1402If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1403 none of the Prince’s subjects.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1404True, and they are to meddle with none but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1405 the Prince’s subjects.—You shall also make no
FTLNLINEFTLN 140635 noise in the streets; for, for the watch to babble and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1407 to talk is most tolerable and not to be endured.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1409 We know what belongs to a watch.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1410Why, you speak like an ancient and most
FTLNLINEFTLN 141140 quiet watchman, for I cannot see how sleeping
FTLNLINEFTLN 1412 should offend; only have a care that your bills be not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1413 stolen. Well, you are to call at all the alehouses and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1414 bid those that are drunk get them to bed.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 141645Why then, let them alone till they are sober.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1417 If they make you not then the better answer, you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1418 may say they are not the men you took them for.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1420If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by
FTLNLINEFTLN 142150 virtue of your office, to be no true man, and for such
FTLNLINEFTLN 1423 them, why, the more is for your honesty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1425 lay hands on him?
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 142655Truly, by your office you may, but I think
FTLNLINEFTLN 1427 they that touch pitch will be defiled. The most
FTLNLINEFTLN 1428 peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1429 let him show himself what he is and steal out of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1430 your company.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 143160You have been always called a merciful man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1432 partner.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1433Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1434 much more a man who hath any honesty in him.
VERGESSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 143665 night, you must call to the nurse and bid her still it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1438 will not hear us?
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1439Why, then depart in peace, and let the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1440 child wake her with crying, for the ewe that will
FTLNLINEFTLN 144170 not hear her lamb when it baas will never answer a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1442 calf when he bleats.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1443’Tis very true.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1444This is the end of the charge. You, constable,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1445 are to present the Prince’s own person. If you
FTLNLINEFTLN 144675 meet the Prince in the night, you may stay him.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1447Nay, by ’r Lady, that I think he cannot.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1448Five shillings to one on ’t, with any man that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1449 knows the statutes, he may stay him—marry, not
FTLNLINEFTLN 1450 without the Prince be willing, for indeed the watch
FTLNLINEFTLN 145180 ought to offend no man, and it is an offense to stay a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1452 man against his will.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1453By ’r Lady, I think it be so.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1454Ha, ah ha!—Well, masters, goodnight. An
FTLNLINEFTLN 1455 there be any matter of weight chances, call up me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 145685 Keep your fellows’ counsels and your own, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1457 goodnight.—Come, neighbor.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1459 sit here upon the church bench till two, and then all
FTLNLINEFTLN 1460 to bed.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 146190One word more, honest neighbors. I pray
FTLNLINEFTLN 1462 you watch about Signior Leonato’s door, for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1463 wedding being there tomorrow, there is a great coil
FTLNLINEFTLN 1464 tonight. Adieu, be vigitant, I beseech you.
SD
SDEnter Borachio and Conrade.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1465What, Conrade!
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1467Conrade, I say!
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1468Here, man, I am at thy elbow.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1469Mass, and my elbow itched, I thought there
FTLNLINEFTLN 1470 would a scab follow.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1471100I will owe thee an answer for that. And now
FTLNLINEFTLN 1472 forward with thy tale.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1473Stand thee close, then, under this penthouse,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1474 for it drizzles rain, and I will, like a true
FTLNLINEFTLN 1475 drunkard, utter all to thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1477 close.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1478Therefore know, I have earned of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1479 John a thousand ducats.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1480Is it possible that any villainy should be so
FTLNLINEFTLN 1481110 dear?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1482Thou shouldst rather ask if it were possible
FTLNLINEFTLN 1483 any villainy should be so rich. For when rich
FTLNLINEFTLN 1484 villains have need of poor ones, poor ones may
FTLNLINEFTLN 1485 make what price they will.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1486115I wonder at it.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1487That shows thou art unconfirmed. Thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1488 knowest that the fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1489 cloak, is nothing to a man.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1491120I mean the fashion.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1492Yes, the fashion is the fashion.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1493Tush, I may as well say the fool’s the fool.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1494 But seest thou not what a deformed thief this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1495 fashion is?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1497 has been a vile thief this seven year. He goes up and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1498 down like a gentleman. I remember his name.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1499Didst thou not hear somebody?
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1500No, ’twas the vane on the house.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1501130Seest thou not, I say, what a deformed thief
FTLNLINEFTLN 1502 this fashion is, how giddily he turns about all the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1503 hot bloods between fourteen and five-and-thirty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1504 sometimes fashioning them like Pharaoh’s soldiers
FTLNLINEFTLN 1505 in the reechy painting, sometimes like god Bel’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1506135 priests in the old church window, sometimes like
FTLNLINEFTLN 1507 the shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten
FTLNLINEFTLN 1508 tapestry, where his codpiece seems as massy as his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1509 club?
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1510All this I see, and I see that the fashion wears
FTLNLINEFTLN 1511140 out more apparel than the man. But art not thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1512 thyself giddy with the fashion too, that thou hast
FTLNLINEFTLN 1513 shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1514 fashion?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1515Not so, neither. But know that I have tonight
FTLNLINEFTLN 1516145 wooed Margaret, the Lady Hero’s gentlewoman,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1517 by the name of Hero. She leans me out at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1518 her mistress’ chamber window, bids me a thousand
FTLNLINEFTLN 1519 times goodnight. I tell this tale vilely. I should first
FTLNLINEFTLN 1520 tell thee how the Prince, Claudio, and my master,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1521150 planted and placed and possessed by my master
FTLNLINEFTLN 1522 Don John, saw afar off in the orchard this amiable
FTLNLINEFTLN 1523 amiable encounter.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1524And thought they Margaret was Hero?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1525Two of them did, the Prince and Claudio,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1527 and partly by his oaths, which first possessed them,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1528 partly by the dark night, which did deceive them,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1529 but chiefly by my villainy, which did confirm any
FTLNLINEFTLN 1530 slander that Don John had made, away went Claudio
FTLNLINEFTLN 1531160 enraged, swore he would meet her as he was
FTLNLINEFTLN 1532 appointed next morning at the temple, and there,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1533 before the whole congregation, shame her with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1534 what he saw o’ernight and send her home again
FTLNLINEFTLN 1535 without a husband.
FIRST WATCHMAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1536165We charge you in the Prince’s name
FTLNLINEFTLN 1537 stand!
Watchman exits.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1540 dangerous piece of lechery that ever was known in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1541170 the commonwealth.
FIRST WATCHMAN FTLNLINEFTLN 1542And one Deformed is one of them. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1543 know him; he wears a lock.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1546175 Deformed forth, I warrant you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1548 speak, we charge you, let us obey you to go with us.
BORACHIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1550 commodity, being taken up of these men’s bills.
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 1551180A commodity in question, I warrant you.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1552 Come, we’ll obey you.
SDThey exit.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1553Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1554 desire her to rise.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 1555I will, lady.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1556And bid her come hither.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 15575Well.SD
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1558Troth, I think your other rebato were
FTLNLINEFTLN 1559 better.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1560No, pray thee, good Meg, I’ll wear this.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1561By my troth, ’s not so good, and I warrant
FTLNLINEFTLN 156210 your cousin will say so.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1563My cousin’s a fool, and thou art another. I’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1564 wear none but this.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1565I like the new tire within excellently, if the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1566 hair were a thought browner; and your gown’s a
FTLNLINEFTLN 156715 most rare fashion, i’ faith. I saw the Duchess of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1568 Milan’s gown that they praise so.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1569O, that exceeds, they say.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1570By my troth, ’s but a nightgown
FTLNLINEFTLN 1571 of yours—cloth o’ gold, and cuts, and laced with
FTLNLINEFTLN 157220 silver, set with pearls, down sleeves, side sleeves,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1573 and skirts round underborne with a bluish tinsel.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1574 But for a fine, quaint, graceful, and excellent fashion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1575 yours is worth ten on ’t.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1576God give me joy to wear it, for my heart is
FTLNLINEFTLN 157725 exceeding heavy.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1578’Twill be heavier soon by the weight of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1579 man.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1580Fie upon thee! Art not ashamed?
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1581Of what, lady? Of speaking honorably? Is
FTLNLINEFTLN 158230 not marriage honorable in a beggar? Is not your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1583 lord honorable without marriage? I think you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1584 would have me say “Saving your reverence, a husband.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 1585 An bad thinking do not wrest true speaking,
FTLNLINEFTLN 158735 for a husband”? None, I think, an it be the right
FTLNLINEFTLN 1588 husband and the right wife. Otherwise, ’tis light and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1589 not heavy. Ask my lady Beatrice else. Here she
FTLNLINEFTLN 1590 comes.
SDEnter Beatrice.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1591Good morrow, coz.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 159240Good morrow, sweet Hero.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1593Why, how now? Do you speak in the sick tune?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1594I am out of all other tune, methinks.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1595Clap ’s into “Light o’ love.” That goes
FTLNLINEFTLN 1596 without a burden. Do you sing it, and I’ll dance it.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 159745You light o’ love with your heels! Then, if
FTLNLINEFTLN 1598 your husband have stables enough, you’ll see he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1599 shall lack no barns.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1600O, illegitimate construction! I scorn that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1601 with my heels.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 160250’Tis almost five o’clock, cousin. ’Tis time
FTLNLINEFTLN 1603 you were ready. By my troth, I am exceeding ill.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1604 Heigh-ho!
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1605For a hawk, a horse, or a husband?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1606For the letter that begins them all, H.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 160755Well, an you be not turned Turk, there’s no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1608 more sailing by the star.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1609What means the fool, trow?
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1610Nothing, I; but God send everyone their
FTLNLINEFTLN 1611 heart’s desire.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 161260These gloves the Count sent me, they are an
FTLNLINEFTLN 1613 excellent perfume.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1614I am stuffed, cousin. I cannot smell.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1615A maid, and stuffed! There’s goodly catching
FTLNLINEFTLN 1616 of cold.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 161765O, God help me, God help me! How long
FTLNLINEFTLN 1618 have you professed apprehension?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1620 become me rarely?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1621It is not seen enough; you should wear it in
FTLNLINEFTLN 162270 your cap. By my troth, I am sick.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1623Get you some of this distilled carduus benedictus
FTLNLINEFTLN 1624 and lay it to your heart. It is the only thing for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1625 a qualm.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1626There thou prick’st her with a thistle.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 162775Benedictus! Why benedictus? You have some
FTLNLINEFTLN 1628 moral in this benedictus?
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1629Moral? No, by my troth, I have no moral
FTLNLINEFTLN 1630 meaning; I meant plain holy thistle. You may think
FTLNLINEFTLN 1631 perchance that I think you are in love. Nay, by ’r
FTLNLINEFTLN 163280 Lady, I am not such a fool to think what I list, nor I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1633 list not to think what I can, nor indeed I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 1634 think, if I would think my heart out of thinking, that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1635 you are in love or that you will be in love or that you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1636 can be in love. Yet Benedick was such another, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 163785 now is he become a man. He swore he would never
FTLNLINEFTLN 1638 marry, and yet now, in despite of his heart, he eats
FTLNLINEFTLN 1639 his meat without grudging. And how you may be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1640 converted I know not, but methinks you look with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1641 your eyes as other women do.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 164290What pace is this that thy tongue keeps?
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 1643Not a false gallop.
SDEnter Ursula.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 1644Madam, withdraw. The Prince, the Count,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1645 Signior Benedick, Don John, and all the gallants of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1646 the town are come to fetch you to church.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 164795Help to dress me, good coz, good Meg, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1648 Ursula.
SD
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1649What would you with me, honest neighbor?
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1650Marry, sir, I would have some confidence
FTLNLINEFTLN 1651 with you that decerns you nearly.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1652Brief, I pray you, for you see it is a busy time
FTLNLINEFTLN 16535 with me.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1654Marry, this it is, sir.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1655Yes, in truth, it is, sir.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1656What is it, my good friends?
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1657Goodman Verges, sir, speaks a little off the
FTLNLINEFTLN 165810 matter. An old man, sir, and his wits are not so blunt
FTLNLINEFTLN 1659 as, God help, I would desire they were, but, in faith,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1660 honest as the skin between his brows.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1661Yes, I thank God I am as honest as any man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1662 living that is an old man and no honester than I.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 166315Comparisons are odorous. Palabras, neighbor
FTLNLINEFTLN 1664 Verges.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1665Neighbors, you are tedious.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1666It pleases your Worship to say so, but we
FTLNLINEFTLN 1667 are the poor duke’s officers. But truly, for mine
FTLNLINEFTLN 166820 own part, if I were as tedious as a king, I could find
FTLNLINEFTLN 1669 in my heart to bestow it all of your Worship.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1670All thy tediousness on me, ah?
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1671Yea, an ’twere a thousand pound more
FTLNLINEFTLN 1672 than ’tis, for I hear as good exclamation on your
FTLNLINEFTLN 167325 Worship as of any man in the city, and though I be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1674 but a poor man, I am glad to hear it.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1675And so am I.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1676I would fain know what you have to say.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1677Marry, sir, our watch tonight, excepting your
FTLNLINEFTLN 167830 Worship’s presence, ha’ ta’en a couple of as arrant
FTLNLINEFTLN 1679 knaves as any in Messina.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1680A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As
FTLNLINEFTLN 1682 help us, it is a world to see!—Well said, i’ faith,
FTLNLINEFTLN 168335 neighbor Verges.—Well, God’s a good man. An two
FTLNLINEFTLN 1684 men ride of a horse, one must ride behind. An
FTLNLINEFTLN 1685 honest soul, i’ faith, sir, by my troth he is, as ever
FTLNLINEFTLN 1686 broke bread, but God is to be worshiped, all men
FTLNLINEFTLN 1687 are not alike, alas, good neighbor.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 168840Indeed, neighbor, he comes too short of you.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1689Gifts that God gives.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1690I must leave you.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1691One word, sir. Our watch, sir, have indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1692 comprehended two aspicious persons, and we
FTLNLINEFTLN 169345 would have them this morning examined before
FTLNLINEFTLN 1694 your Worship.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1695Take their examination yourself and bring it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1696 me. I am now in great haste, as it may appear unto
FTLNLINEFTLN 1697 you.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 169850It shall be suffigance.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1699Drink some wine ere you go. Fare you well.
SD
MESSENGER FTLNLINEFTLN 1700My lord, they stay for you to give your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1701 daughter to her husband.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1702I’ll wait upon them. I am ready.
SDHe exits,
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 170355Go, good partner, go, get you to Francis
FTLNLINEFTLN 1704 Seacoal. Bid him bring his pen and inkhorn to the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1705 jail. We are now to examination these men.
VERGES FTLNLINEFTLN 1706And we must do it wisely.
DOGBERRY FTLNLINEFTLN 1707We will spare for no wit, I warrant you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 170860 Here’s that shall drive some of them to a noncome.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1709 Only get the learned writer to set down our excommunication
FTLNLINEFTLN 1710 and meet me at the jail.
SD
Claudio, Benedick, Hero, and Beatrice,
Attendants.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1711Come, Friar Francis, be brief, only to the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1712 plain form of marriage, and you shall recount their
FTLNLINEFTLN 1713 particular duties afterwards.
FRIARSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 17155 this lady?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1716No.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1717To be married to her.—Friar, you come to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1718 marry her.
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 1719Lady, you come hither to be married to this
FTLNLINEFTLN 172010 count?
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1721I do.
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 1722If either of you know any inward impediment
FTLNLINEFTLN 1723 why you should not be conjoined, I charge you on
FTLNLINEFTLN 1724 your souls to utter it.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 172515Know you any, Hero?
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1726None, my lord.
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 1727Know you any, count?
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1728I dare make his answer, none.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1729O, what men dare do! What men may do!
FTLNLINEFTLN 173020 What men daily do, not knowing what they do!
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1731How now, interjections? Why, then, some
FTLNLINEFTLN 1732 be of laughing, as ah, ha, he!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1733 Stand thee by, friar.—Father, by your leave,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1734 Will you with free and unconstrainèd soul
FTLNLINEFTLN 173525 Give me this maid, your daughter?
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1736 As freely, son, as God did give her me.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1737 And what have I to give you back whose worth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1738 May counterpoise this rich and precious gift?
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1739 Nothing, unless you render her again.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 174030 Sweet prince, you learn me noble thankfulness.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1741 There, Leonato, take her back again.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1742 Give not this rotten orange to your friend.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1743 She’s but the sign and semblance of her honor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1744 Behold how like a maid she blushes here!
FTLNLINEFTLN 174535 O, what authority and show of truth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1746 Can cunning sin cover itself withal!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1747 Comes not that blood as modest evidence
FTLNLINEFTLN 1748 To witness simple virtue? Would you not swear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1749 All you that see her, that she were a maid,
FTLNLINEFTLN 175040 By these exterior shows? But she is none.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1751 She knows the heat of a luxurious bed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1752 Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1753 What do you mean, my lord?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1754 Not to be married,
FTLNLINEFTLN 175545 Not to knit my soul to an approvèd wanton.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1756 Dear my lord, if you in your own proof
FTLNLINEFTLN 1757 Have vanquished the resistance of her youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1758 And made defeat of her virginity—
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1759 I know what you would say: if I have known her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 176050 You will say she did embrace me as a husband,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1762 No, Leonato,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1763 I never tempted her with word too large,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1764 But, as a brother to his sister, showed
FTLNLINEFTLN 176555 Bashful sincerity and comely love.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1766 And seemed I ever otherwise to you?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1767 Out on thee, seeming! I will write against it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1768 You seem to me as Dian in her orb,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1769 As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 177060 But you are more intemperate in your blood
FTLNLINEFTLN 1771 Than Venus, or those pampered animals
FTLNLINEFTLN 1772 That rage in savage sensuality.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1773 Is my lord well that he doth speak so wide?
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1774 Sweet prince, why speak not you?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 177565 What should I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1776 speak?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1777 I stand dishonored that have gone about
FTLNLINEFTLN 1778 To link my dear friend to a common stale.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1779 Are these things spoken, or do I but dream?
DON JOHN
FTLNLINEFTLN 178070 Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1781This looks not like a nuptial.
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 1782True! O God!
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1783Leonato, stand I here?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1784 Is this the Prince? Is this the Prince’s brother?
FTLNLINEFTLN 178575 Is this face Hero’s? Are our eyes our own?
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1786 All this is so, but what of this, my lord?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1787 Let me but move one question to your daughter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1789 That you have in her, bid her answer truly.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 179080 I charge thee do so, as thou art my child.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1791 O, God defend me, how am I beset!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1792 What kind of catechizing call you this?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1793 To make you answer truly to your name.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1794 Is it not Hero? Who can blot that name
FTLNLINEFTLN 179585 With any just reproach?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 1796 Marry, that can Hero!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1797 Hero itself can blot out Hero’s virtue.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1798 What man was he talked with you yesternight
FTLNLINEFTLN 1799 Out at your window betwixt twelve and one?
FTLNLINEFTLN 180090 Now, if you are a maid, answer to this.
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1801 I talked with no man at that hour, my lord.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1802 Why, then, are you no maiden.—Leonato,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1803 I am sorry you must hear. Upon mine honor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1804 Myself, my brother, and this grievèd count
FTLNLINEFTLN 180595 Did see her, hear her, at that hour last night
FTLNLINEFTLN 1806 Talk with a ruffian at her chamber window,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1807 Who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1808 Confessed the vile encounters they have had
FTLNLINEFTLN 1809 A thousand times in secret.
DON JOHN
FTLNLINEFTLN 1810100 Fie, fie, they are not to be named, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1811 Not to be spoke of!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1812 There is not chastity enough in language,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1813 Without offense, to utter them.—Thus, pretty lady,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1814 I am sorry for thy much misgovernment.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1815105 O Hero, what a Hero hadst thou been
FTLNLINEFTLN 1817 About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1818 But fare thee well, most foul, most fair. Farewell,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1819 Thou pure impiety and impious purity.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1820110 For thee I’ll lock up all the gates of love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1821 And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1822 To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1823 And never shall it more be gracious.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1824 Hath no man’s dagger here a point for me?
SD
BEATRICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1825115 Why, how now, cousin, wherefore sink you down?
DON JOHN
FTLNLINEFTLN 1826 Come, let us go. These things, come thus to light,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1827 Smother her spirits up.
SD
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 1828 How doth the lady?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1829 Dead, I think.—Help, uncle!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1830120 Hero, why Hero! Uncle! Signior Benedick! Friar!
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1831 O Fate, take not away thy heavy hand!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1832 Death is the fairest cover for her shame
FTLNLINEFTLN 1833 That may be wished for.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1834How now, cousin Hero?SD
FRIARSD,
LEONATOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1836 Dost thou look up?
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 1837 Yea, wherefore should she not?
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1838 Wherefore? Why, doth not every earthly thing
FTLNLINEFTLN 1839 Cry shame upon her? Could she here deny
FTLNLINEFTLN 1840130 The story that is printed in her blood?—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1841 Do not live, Hero, do not ope thine eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1842 For, did I think thou wouldst not quickly die,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1844 Myself would, on the rearward of reproaches,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1845135 Strike at thy life. Grieved I I had but one?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1846 Chid I for that at frugal Nature’s frame?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1847 O, one too much by thee! Why had I one?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1848 Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1849 Why had I not with charitable hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 1850140 Took up a beggar’s issue at my gates,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1851 Who, smirchèd thus, and mired with infamy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1852 I might have said “No part of it is mine;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1853 This shame derives itself from unknown loins”?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1854 But mine, and mine I loved, and mine I praised,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1855145 And mine that I was proud on, mine so much
FTLNLINEFTLN 1856 That I myself was to myself not mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1857 Valuing of her—why she, O she, is fall’n
FTLNLINEFTLN 1858 Into a pit of ink, that the wide sea
FTLNLINEFTLN 1859 Hath drops too few to wash her clean again,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1860150 And salt too little which may season give
FTLNLINEFTLN 1861 To her foul tainted flesh!
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1862 Sir, sir, be patient.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1863 For my part, I am so attired in wonder
FTLNLINEFTLN 1864 I know not what to say.
BEATRICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1865155 O, on my soul, my cousin is belied!
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 1866 Lady, were you her bedfellow last night?
BEATRICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1867 No, truly not, although until last night
FTLNLINEFTLN 1868 I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1869 Confirmed, confirmed! O, that is stronger made
FTLNLINEFTLN 1870160 Which was before barred up with ribs of iron!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1871 Would the two princes lie and Claudio lie,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1872 Who loved her so that, speaking of her foulness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1873 Washed it with tears? Hence from her. Let her die!
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 1874Hear me a little,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1876 And given way unto this course of fortune,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1877 By noting of the lady. I have marked
FTLNLINEFTLN 1878 A thousand blushing apparitions
FTLNLINEFTLN 1879 To start into her face, a thousand innocent shames
FTLNLINEFTLN 1880170 In angel whiteness beat away those blushes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1881 And in her eye there hath appeared a fire
FTLNLINEFTLN 1882 To burn the errors that these princes hold
FTLNLINEFTLN 1883 Against her maiden truth. Call me a fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1884 Trust not my reading nor my observations,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1885175 Which with experimental seal doth warrant
FTLNLINEFTLN 1886 The tenor of my book; trust not my age,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1887 My reverence, calling, nor divinity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1888 If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here
FTLNLINEFTLN 1889 Under some biting error.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1890180 Friar, it cannot be.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1891 Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left
FTLNLINEFTLN 1892 Is that she will not add to her damnation
FTLNLINEFTLN 1893 A sin of perjury. She not denies it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1894 Why seek’st thou then to cover with excuse
FTLNLINEFTLN 1895185 That which appears in proper nakedness?
FRIAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1896 Lady, what man is he you are accused of?
HERO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1897 They know that do accuse me. I know none.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1898 If I know more of any man alive
FTLNLINEFTLN 1899 Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1900190 Let all my sins lack mercy!—O my father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1901 Prove you that any man with me conversed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1902 At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight
FTLNLINEFTLN 1903 Maintained the change of words with any creature,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1904 Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death!
FRIAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1905195 There is some strange misprision in the princes.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 1906 Two of them have the very bent of honor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1908 The practice of it lives in John the Bastard,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1909 Whose spirits toil in frame of villainies.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1910200 I know not. If they speak but truth of her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1911 These hands shall tear her. If they wrong her honor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1912 The proudest of them shall well hear of it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1913 Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1914 Nor age so eat up my invention,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1915205 Nor fortune made such havoc of my means,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1916 Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1917 But they shall find, awaked in such a kind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1918 Both strength of limb and policy of mind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1919 Ability in means and choice of friends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1920210 To quit me of them throughly.
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 1921 Pause awhile,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1922 And let my counsel sway you in this case.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1923 Your daughter here the princes left for dead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1924 Let her awhile be secretly kept in,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1925215 And publish it that she is dead indeed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1926 Maintain a mourning ostentation,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1927 And on your family’s old monument
FTLNLINEFTLN 1928 Hang mournful epitaphs and do all rites
FTLNLINEFTLN 1929 That appertain unto a burial.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1930220 What shall become of this? What will this do?
FRIAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1931 Marry, this well carried shall on her behalf
FTLNLINEFTLN 1932 Change slander to remorse. That is some good.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1933 But not for that dream I on this strange course,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1934 But on this travail look for greater birth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1935225 She, dying, as it must be so maintained,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1936 Upon the instant that she was accused,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1937 Shall be lamented, pitied, and excused
FTLNLINEFTLN 1938 Of every hearer. For it so falls out
FTLNLINEFTLN 1939 That what we have we prize not to the worth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1941 Why then we rack the value, then we find
FTLNLINEFTLN 1942 The virtue that possession would not show us
FTLNLINEFTLN 1943 Whiles it was ours. So will it fare with Claudio.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1944 When he shall hear she died upon his words,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1945235 Th’ idea of her life shall sweetly creep
FTLNLINEFTLN 1946 Into his study of imagination,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1947 And every lovely organ of her life
FTLNLINEFTLN 1948 Shall come appareled in more precious habit,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1949 More moving, delicate, and full of life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1950240 Into the eye and prospect of his soul,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1951 Than when she lived indeed. Then shall he mourn,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1952 If ever love had interest in his liver,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1953 And wish he had not so accused her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1954 No, though he thought his accusation true.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1955245 Let this be so, and doubt not but success
FTLNLINEFTLN 1956 Will fashion the event in better shape
FTLNLINEFTLN 1957 Than I can lay it down in likelihood.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1958 But if all aim but this be leveled false,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1959 The supposition of the lady’s death
FTLNLINEFTLN 1960250 Will quench the wonder of her infamy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1961 And if it sort not well, you may conceal her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1962 As best befits her wounded reputation,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1963 In some reclusive and religious life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1964 Out of all eyes, tongues, minds, and injuries.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 1965255 Signior Leonato, let the Friar advise you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1966 And though you know my inwardness and love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1967 Is very much unto the Prince and Claudio,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1968 Yet, by mine honor, I will deal in this
FTLNLINEFTLN 1969 As secretly and justly as your soul
FTLNLINEFTLN 1970260 Should with your body.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 1971 Being that I flow in grief,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1972 The smallest twine may lead me.
FRIAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 1973 ’Tis well consented. Presently away,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1975265 cure.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1976 Come, lady, die to live. This wedding day
FTLNLINEFTLN 1977 Perhaps is but prolonged. Have patience and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1978 endure.
SD
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1979Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1980270Yea, and I will weep a while longer.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1981I will not desire that.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1982You have no reason. I do it freely.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1983Surely I do believe your fair cousin is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1984 wronged.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1985275Ah, how much might the man deserve of me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1986 that would right her!
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1987Is there any way to show such friendship?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1988A very even way, but no such friend.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1989May a man do it?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1990280It is a man’s office, but not yours.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1991I do love nothing in the world so well as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1992 you. Is not that strange?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1993As strange as the thing I know not. It were as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1994 possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1995285 but believe me not, and yet I lie not; I confess
FTLNLINEFTLN 1996 nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1997 cousin.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1998By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me!
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 1999Do not swear and eat it.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2000290I will swear by it that you love me, and I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 2001 make him eat it that says I love not you.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2002Will you not eat your word?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2003With no sauce that can be devised to it. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2004 protest I love thee.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2005295Why then, God forgive me.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2006What offense, sweet Beatrice?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2007You have stayed me in a happy hour. I was
FTLNLINEFTLN 2008 about to protest I loved you.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2010300I love you with so much of my heart that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2011 none is left to protest.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2012Come, bid me do anything for thee.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2013Kill Claudio.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2014Ha! Not for the wide world.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2015305You kill me to deny it. Farewell.
SD
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2016Tarry, sweet Beatrice.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2017I am gone, though I am here. There is no
FTLNLINEFTLN 2018 love in you. Nay, I pray you let me go.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2019Beatrice—
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2020310In faith, I will go.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2021We’ll be friends first.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2022You dare easier be friends with me than
FTLNLINEFTLN 2023 fight with mine enemy.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2024Is Claudio thine enemy?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2025315Is he not approved in the height a villain
FTLNLINEFTLN 2026 that hath slandered, scorned, dishonored my kinswoman?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2027 O, that I were a man! What, bear her in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2028 hand until they come to take hands, and then, with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2029 public accusation, uncovered slander, unmitigated
FTLNLINEFTLN 2030320 rancor—O God, that I were a man! I would eat his
FTLNLINEFTLN 2031 heart in the marketplace.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2032Hear me, Beatrice—
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2033Talk with a man out at a window! A proper
FTLNLINEFTLN 2034 saying.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2035325Nay, but Beatrice—
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2036Sweet Hero, she is wronged, she is slandered,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2037 she is undone.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2038Beat—
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2039Princes and counties! Surely a princely testimony,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2040330 a goodly count, Count Comfect, a sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 2041 gallant, surely! O, that I were a man for his sake! Or
FTLNLINEFTLN 2042 that I had any friend would be a man for my sake!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2043 But manhood is melted into curtsies, valor into
FTLNLINEFTLN 2045335 and trim ones, too. He is now as valiant as Hercules
FTLNLINEFTLN 2046 that only tells a lie and swears it. I cannot be a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 2047 with wishing; therefore I will die a woman with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2048 grieving.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2049Tarry, good Beatrice. By this hand, I love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2050340 thee.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2051Use it for my love some other way than
FTLNLINEFTLN 2052 swearing by it.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2053Think you in your soul the Count Claudio
FTLNLINEFTLN 2054 hath wronged Hero?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2055345Yea, as sure as I have a thought or a soul.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2056Enough, I am engaged. I will challenge
FTLNLINEFTLN 2057 him. I will kiss your hand, and so I leave you. By
FTLNLINEFTLN 2058 this hand, Claudio shall render me a dear account.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2059 As you hear of me, so think of me. Go comfort your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2060350 cousin. I must say she is dead, and so farewell.
SD
Town Clerk,
Conrade, and
SD
SEXTON FTLNLINEFTLN 2063Which be the malefactors?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2066 examine.
SEXTON FTLNLINEFTLN 2067But which are the offenders that are to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2068 examined? Let them come before Master
FTLNLINEFTLN 2069 Constable.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2071 What is your name, friend?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2072Borachio.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2074 sirrah?
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 207515I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2076 Conrade.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2078 Masters, do you serve God?
BORACHIO/CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 2079Yea, sir, we hope.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2081 God; and write God first, for God defend but God
FTLNLINEFTLN 2082 should go before such villains!—Masters, it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2083 proved already that you are little better than false
FTLNLINEFTLN 2084 knaves, and it will go near to be thought so shortly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 208525 How answer you for yourselves?
CONRADE FTLNLINEFTLN 2086Marry, sir, we say we are none.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2088 but I will go about with him.—Come you hither,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2089 sirrah, a word in your ear. Sir, I say to you it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 209030 thought you are false knaves.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2091Sir, I say to you we are none.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2093 both in a tale. Have you writ down that they are
FTLNLINEFTLN 2094 none?
SEXTON FTLNLINEFTLN 209535Master constable, you go not the way to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2096 examine. You must call forth the watch that are
FTLNLINEFTLN 2097 their accusers.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2099 the watch come forth. Masters, I charge you in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 210040 Prince’s name, accuse these men.
FIRST WATCHMAN FTLNLINEFTLN 2101This man said, sir, that Don John, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2102 Prince’s brother, was a villain.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2104 this is flat perjury, to call a prince’s brother villain!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2107 look, I promise thee.
SEXTONSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 211050 ducats of Don John for accusing the Lady Hero
FTLNLINEFTLN 2111 wrongfully.
SEXTON FTLNLINEFTLN 2114What else, fellow?
FIRST WATCHMAN FTLNLINEFTLN 211555And that Count Claudio did mean,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2116 upon his words, to disgrace Hero before the whole
FTLNLINEFTLN 2117 assembly, and not marry her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2119 into everlasting redemption for this!
SEXTON FTLNLINEFTLN 212060What else?
SEXTON FTLNLINEFTLN 2122And this is more, masters, than you can deny.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2123 Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2124 Hero was in this manner accused, in this very
FTLNLINEFTLN 212565 manner refused, and upon the grief of this suddenly
FTLNLINEFTLN 2126 died.—Master constable, let these men be bound
FTLNLINEFTLN 2127 and brought to Leonato’s. I will go before and show
FTLNLINEFTLN 2128 him their examination.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2133 him write down the Prince’s officer “coxcomb.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2134 Come, bind them.—Thou naughty varlet!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2137 thou not suspect my years? O, that he were here to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2138 write me down an ass! But masters, remember that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2139 I am an ass, though it be not written down, yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 214080 forget not that I am an ass.—No, thou villain, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 2142 good witness. I am a wise fellow and, which is more,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2143 an officer and, which is more, a householder and,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2144 which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in
FTLNLINEFTLN 214585 Messina, and one that knows the law, go to, and a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2146 rich fellow enough, go to, and a fellow that hath had
FTLNLINEFTLN 2147 losses, and one that hath two gowns and everything
FTLNLINEFTLN 2148 handsome about him.—Bring him away.—O, that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2149 had been writ down an ass!
SD
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2150 If you go on thus, you will kill yourself,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2151 And ’tis not wisdom thus to second grief
FTLNLINEFTLN 2152 Against yourself.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2153 I pray thee, cease thy counsel,
FTLNLINEFTLN 21545 Which falls into mine ears as profitless
FTLNLINEFTLN 2155 As water in a sieve. Give not me counsel,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2156 Nor let no comforter delight mine ear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2157 But such a one whose wrongs do suit with mine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2158 Bring me a father that so loved his child,
FTLNLINEFTLN 215910 Whose joy of her is overwhelmed like mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2160 And bid him speak of patience.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2161 Measure his woe the length and breadth of mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2162 And let it answer every strain for strain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2163 As thus for thus, and such a grief for such,
FTLNLINEFTLN 216415 In every lineament, branch, shape, and form.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2165 If such a one will smile and stroke his beard,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2166
FTLNLINEFTLN 2167 groan,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2168 Patch grief with proverbs, make misfortune drunk
FTLNLINEFTLN 216920 With candle-wasters, bring him yet to me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2170 And I of him will gather patience.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2171 But there is no such man. For, brother, men
FTLNLINEFTLN 2173 Which they themselves not feel, but tasting it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 217425 Their counsel turns to passion, which before
FTLNLINEFTLN 2175 Would give preceptial med’cine to rage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2176 Fetter strong madness in a silken thread,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2177 Charm ache with air and agony with words.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2178 No, no, ’tis all men’s office to speak patience
FTLNLINEFTLN 217930 To those that wring under the load of sorrow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2180 But no man’s virtue nor sufficiency
FTLNLINEFTLN 2181 To be so moral when he shall endure
FTLNLINEFTLN 2182 The like himself. Therefore give me no counsel.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2183 My griefs cry louder than advertisement.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 218435 Therein do men from children nothing differ.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2185 I pray thee, peace. I will be flesh and blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2186 For there was never yet philosopher
FTLNLINEFTLN 2187 That could endure the toothache patiently,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2188 However they have writ the style of gods
FTLNLINEFTLN 218940 And made a push at chance and sufferance.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2190 Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2191 Make those that do offend you suffer too.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2192 There thou speak’st reason. Nay, I will do so.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2193 My soul doth tell me Hero is belied,
FTLNLINEFTLN 219445 And that shall Claudio know; so shall the Prince
FTLNLINEFTLN 2195 And all of them that thus dishonor her.
SDEnter Prince and Claudio.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2196 Here comes the Prince and Claudio hastily.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2197 Good e’en, good e’en.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2198 Good day to both of you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 219950 Hear you, my lords—
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2200 We have some haste,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2201 Leonato.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2202 Some haste, my lord! Well, fare you well, my lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2203 Are you so hasty now? Well, all is one.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 220455 Nay, do not quarrel with us, good old man.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2205 If he could right himself with quarrelling,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2206 Some of us would lie low.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2207 Who wrongs him?
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2208 Marry, thou dost wrong me, thou dissembler, thou.
FTLNLINEFTLN 220960 Nay, never lay thy hand upon thy sword.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2210 I fear thee not.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2211 Marry, beshrew my hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 2212 If it should give your age such cause of fear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2213 In faith, my hand meant nothing to my sword.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 221465 Tush, tush, man, never fleer and jest at me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2215 I speak not like a dotard nor a fool,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2216 As under privilege of age to brag
FTLNLINEFTLN 2217 What I have done being young, or what would do
FTLNLINEFTLN 2218 Were I not old. Know, Claudio, to thy head,
FTLNLINEFTLN 221970 Thou hast so wronged mine innocent child and me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2220 That I am forced to lay my reverence by,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2221 And with gray hairs and bruise of many days
FTLNLINEFTLN 2222 Do challenge thee to trial of a man.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2223 I say thou hast belied mine innocent child.
FTLNLINEFTLN 222475 Thy slander hath gone through and through her
FTLNLINEFTLN 2225 heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2226 And she lies buried with her ancestors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2227 O, in a tomb where never scandal slept,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2228 Save this of hers, framed by thy villainy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 222980 My villainy?
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2230 Thine, Claudio, thine, I say.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2231 You say not right, old man.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2232 My lord, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2233 I’ll prove it on his body if he dare,
FTLNLINEFTLN 223485 Despite his nice fence and his active practice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2235 His May of youth and bloom of lustihood.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2236 Away! I will not have to do with you.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2237 Canst thou so daff me? Thou hast killed my child.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2238 If thou kill’st me, boy, thou shalt kill a man.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 223990 He shall kill two of us, and men indeed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2240 But that’s no matter. Let him kill one first.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2241 Win me and wear me! Let him answer me.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2242 Come, follow me, boy. Come, sir boy, come, follow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2243 me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 224495 Sir boy, I’ll whip you from your foining fence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2245 Nay, as I am a gentleman, I will.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2246Brother—
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2247 Content yourself. God knows I loved my niece,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2248 And she is dead, slandered to death by villains
FTLNLINEFTLN 2249100 That dare as well answer a man indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2250 As I dare take a serpent by the tongue.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2251 Boys, apes, braggarts, jacks, milksops!
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2252Brother Anthony—
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2253 Hold you content. What, man! I know them, yea,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2254105 And what they weigh, even to the utmost scruple—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2255 Scambling, outfacing, fashionmonging boys,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2256 That lie and cog and flout, deprave and slander,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2257 Go anticly and show outward hideousness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2259110 How they might hurt their enemies, if they durst,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2260 And this is all.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2261But brother Anthony—
LEONATO’S BROTHER FTLNLINEFTLN 2262Come, ’tis no matter.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2263 Do not you meddle. Let me deal in this.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2264115 Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2265 My heart is sorry for your daughter’s death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2266 But, on my honor, she was charged with nothing
FTLNLINEFTLN 2267 But what was true and very full of proof.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2268My lord, my lord—
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2269120I will not hear you.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2270 No? Come, brother, away. I will be heard.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2271 And shall, or some of us will smart for it.
SD
SDEnter Benedick.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2272 See, see, here comes the man we went to seek.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2273Now, signior, what news?
BENEDICKSD,
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2275Welcome, signior. You are almost come to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2276 part almost a fray.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2277We had
FTLNLINEFTLN 2278 snapped off with two old men without teeth.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2279130Leonato and his brother. What think’st thou?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2280 Had we fought, I doubt we should have been too
FTLNLINEFTLN 2281 young for them.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2282In a false quarrel there is no true valor. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2283 came to seek you both.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2284135We have been up and down to seek thee, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2285 we are high-proof melancholy and would fain have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2286 it beaten away. Wilt thou use thy wit?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2288Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2289140Never any did so, though very many have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2290 been beside their wit. I will bid thee draw, as we do
FTLNLINEFTLN 2291 the minstrels: draw to pleasure us.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2292As I am an honest man, he looks pale.—Art
FTLNLINEFTLN 2293 thou sick, or angry?
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2295 though care killed a cat? Thou hast mettle enough
FTLNLINEFTLN 2296 in thee to kill care.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2297Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career, an
FTLNLINEFTLN 2298 you charge it against me. I pray you, choose another
FTLNLINEFTLN 2299150 subject.
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2301 This last was broke ’cross.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2302By this light, he changes more and more. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2303 think he be angry indeed.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2304155If he be, he knows how to turn his girdle.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2305Shall I speak a word in your ear?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2306God bless me from a challenge!
BENEDICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2308 not. I will make it good how you dare, with what you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2309160 dare, and when you dare. Do me right, or I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 2310 protest your cowardice. You have killed a sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 2311 lady, and her death shall fall heavy on you. Let me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2312 hear from you.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2313Well, I will meet you, so I may have good
FTLNLINEFTLN 2314165 cheer.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2315What, a feast, a feast?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2316I’ faith, I thank him. He hath bid me to a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2317 calf’s head and a capon, the which if I do not carve
FTLNLINEFTLN 2318 most curiously, say my knife’s naught. Shall I not
FTLNLINEFTLN 2319170 find a woodcock too?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2320Sir, your wit ambles well; it goes easily.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2321I’ll tell thee how Beatrice praised thy wit the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2322 other day. I said thou hadst a fine wit. “True,” said
FTLNLINEFTLN 2324175 “Right,” says she, “a great gross one.” “Nay,” said I,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2325 “a good wit.” “Just,” said she, “it hurts nobody.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2326 “Nay,” said I, “the gentleman is wise.” “Certain,”
FTLNLINEFTLN 2327 said she, “a wise gentleman.” “Nay,” said I, “he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2328 hath the tongues.” “That I believe,” said she, “for he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2329180 swore a thing to me on Monday night which he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2330 forswore on Tuesday morning; there’s a double
FTLNLINEFTLN 2331 tongue, there’s two tongues.” Thus did she an hour
FTLNLINEFTLN 2332 together transshape thy particular virtues. Yet at
FTLNLINEFTLN 2333 last she concluded with a sigh, thou wast the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2334185 proper’st man in Italy.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2335For the which she wept heartily and said she
FTLNLINEFTLN 2336 cared not.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2337Yea, that she did. But yet for all that, an if she
FTLNLINEFTLN 2338 did not hate him deadly, she would love him
FTLNLINEFTLN 2339190 dearly. The old man’s daughter told us all.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2340All, all. And, moreover, God saw him when
FTLNLINEFTLN 2341 he was hid in the garden.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2342But when shall we set the savage bull’s horns
FTLNLINEFTLN 2343 on the sensible Benedick’s head?
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2344195Yea, and text underneath: “Here dwells Benedick,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2345 the married man”?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2346Fare you well, boy. You know my mind. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2347 will leave you now to your gossip-like humor. You
FTLNLINEFTLN 2348 break jests as braggarts do their blades, which, God
FTLNLINEFTLN 2349200 be thanked, hurt not.—My lord, for your many
FTLNLINEFTLN 2350 courtesies I thank you. I must discontinue your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2351 company. Your brother the Bastard is fled from
FTLNLINEFTLN 2352 Messina. You have among you killed a sweet and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2353 innocent lady. For my Lord Lackbeard there, he and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2354205 I shall meet, and till then peace be with him.
SD
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2355He is in earnest.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2356In most profound earnest, and, I’ll warrant
FTLNLINEFTLN 2357 you, for the love of Beatrice.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2359210Most sincerely.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2360What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his
FTLNLINEFTLN 2361 doublet and hose and leaves off his wit!
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2362He is then a giant to an ape; but then is an ape
FTLNLINEFTLN 2363 a doctor to such a man.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2364215But soft you, let me be. Pluck up, my heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2365 and be sad. Did he not say my brother was fled?
SDEnter Constables
with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2367 she shall ne’er weigh more reasons in her balance.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2368 Nay, an you be a cursing hypocrite once, you must
FTLNLINEFTLN 2369220 be looked to.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2370How now, two of my brother’s men bound?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2371 Borachio one!
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2372Hearken after their offense, my lord.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2373Officers, what offense have these men done?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2375 report; moreover, they have spoken untruths;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2376 secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they
FTLNLINEFTLN 2377 have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust
FTLNLINEFTLN 2378 things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2379230First, I ask thee what they have done; thirdly, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2380 ask thee what’s their offense; sixth and lastly, why
FTLNLINEFTLN 2381 they are committed; and, to conclude, what you lay
FTLNLINEFTLN 2382 to their charge.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2383Rightly reasoned, and in his own division;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2384235 and, by my troth, there’s one meaning well suited.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2386 masters, that you are thus bound to your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2387 answer? This learned constable is too cunning to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2388 understood. What’s your offense?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2389240Sweet prince, let me go no farther to mine
FTLNLINEFTLN 2390 answer. Do you hear me, and let this count kill me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2392 wisdoms could not discover, these shallow fools
FTLNLINEFTLN 2393 have brought to light, who in the night overheard
FTLNLINEFTLN 2394245 me confessing to this man how Don John your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2395 brother incensed me to slander the Lady Hero, how
FTLNLINEFTLN 2396 you were brought into the orchard and saw me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2397 court Margaret in Hero’s garments, how you disgraced
FTLNLINEFTLN 2398 her when you should marry her. My villainy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2399250 they have upon record, which I had rather seal with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2400 my death than repeat over to my shame. The lady is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2401 dead upon mine and my master’s false accusation.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2402 And, briefly, I desire nothing but the reward of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2403 villain.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2404255 Runs not this speech like iron through your blood?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2405 I have drunk poison whiles he uttered it.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2406 But did my brother set thee on to this?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2407Yea, and paid me richly for the practice of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2408 it.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2409260 He is composed and framed of treachery,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2410 And fled he is upon this villainy.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2411 Sweet Hero, now thy image doth appear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2412 In the rare semblance that I loved it first.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2414265 time our sexton hath reformed Signior Leonato of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2415 the matter. And, masters, do not forget to specify,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2416 when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2418 and the Sexton too.
SDEnter Leonato, his brother, and the Sexton.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2419270 Which is the villain? Let me see his eyes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2420 That, when I note another man like him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2421 I may avoid him. Which of these is he?
BORACHIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2422 If you would know your wronger, look on me.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2423 Art thou the slave that with thy breath hast killed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2424275 Mine innocent child?
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2425 Yea, even I alone.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2426 No, not so, villain, thou beliest thyself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2427 Here stand a pair of honorable men—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2428 A third is fled—that had a hand in it.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2429280 I thank you, princes, for my daughter’s death.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2430 Record it with your high and worthy deeds.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2431 ’Twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2432 I know not how to pray your patience,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2433 Yet I must speak. Choose your revenge yourself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2434285 Impose me to what penance your invention
FTLNLINEFTLN 2435 Can lay upon my sin. Yet sinned I not
FTLNLINEFTLN 2436 But in mistaking.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2437 By my soul, nor I,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2438 And yet to satisfy this good old man
FTLNLINEFTLN 2439290 I would bend under any heavy weight
FTLNLINEFTLN 2440 That he’ll enjoin me to.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2441 I cannot bid you bid my daughter live—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2442 That were impossible—but, I pray you both,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2443 Possess the people in Messina here
FTLNLINEFTLN 2444295 How innocent she died. And if your love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2445 Can labor aught in sad invention,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2446 Hang her an epitaph upon her tomb
FTLNLINEFTLN 2447 And sing it to her bones. Sing it tonight.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2448 Tomorrow morning come you to my house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2450 Be yet my nephew. My brother hath a daughter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2451 Almost the copy of my child that’s dead,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2452 And she alone is heir to both of us.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2453 Give her the right you should have giv’n her cousin,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2454305 And so dies my revenge.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2455 O, noble sir!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2456 Your overkindness doth wring tears from me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2457 I do embrace your offer and dispose
FTLNLINEFTLN 2458 For henceforth of poor Claudio.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2459310 Tomorrow then I will expect your coming.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2460 Tonight I take my leave. This naughty man
FTLNLINEFTLN 2461 Shall face to face be brought to Margaret,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2462 Who I believe was packed in all this wrong,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2463 Hired to it by your brother.
BORACHIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2464315No, by my soul, she was not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2465 Nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2466 But always hath been just and virtuous
FTLNLINEFTLN 2467 In anything that I do know by her.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2469320 not under white and black, this plaintiff here, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2470 offender, did call me ass. I beseech you, let it be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2471 remembered in his punishment. And also the watch
FTLNLINEFTLN 2472 heard them talk of one Deformed. They say he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2473 wears a key in his ear and a lock hanging by it and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2474325 borrows money in God’s name, the which he hath
FTLNLINEFTLN 2475 used so long and never paid that now men grow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2476 hardhearted and will lend nothing for God’s sake.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2477 Pray you, examine him upon that point.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2478I thank thee for thy care and honest pains.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2480 and reverent youth, and I praise God for you.
LEONATOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2484335 thank thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2486 which I beseech your Worship to correct
FTLNLINEFTLN 2487 yourself, for the example of others. God keep your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2488 Worship! I wish your Worship well. God restore you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2489340 to health. I humbly give you leave to depart, and if a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2490 merry meeting may be wished, God prohibit it.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2491 Come, neighbor.SD
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2492 Until tomorrow morning, lords, farewell.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2493 Farewell, my lords. We look for you tomorrow.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2494345 We will not fail.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2495 Tonight I’ll mourn with Hero.
LEONATOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2496 Bring you these fellows on.—We’ll talk with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2497 Margaret,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2498 How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow.
SDThey exit.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2499Pray thee, sweet Mistress Margaret, deserve
FTLNLINEFTLN 2500 well at my hands by helping me to the speech of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2501 Beatrice.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 2502Will you then write me a sonnet in praise
FTLNLINEFTLN 25035 of my beauty?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2504In so high a style, Margaret, that no man
FTLNLINEFTLN 2505 living shall come over it, for in most comely truth
FTLNLINEFTLN 2506 thou deservest it.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 2507To have no man come over me? Why, shall I
FTLNLINEFTLN 250810 always keep below stairs?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2510 mouth; it catches.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 2511And yours as blunt as the fencer’s foils,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2512 which hit but hurt not.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 251315A most manly wit, Margaret; it will not hurt
FTLNLINEFTLN 2514 a woman. And so, I pray thee, call Beatrice. I give
FTLNLINEFTLN 2515 thee the bucklers.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 2516Give us the swords; we have bucklers of our
FTLNLINEFTLN 2517 own.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 251820If you use them, Margaret, you must put in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2519 the pikes with a vice, and they are dangerous
FTLNLINEFTLN 2520 weapons for maids.
MARGARET FTLNLINEFTLN 2521Well, I will call Beatrice to you, who I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2522 think hath legs.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 252325And therefore will come.
SDMargaret exits.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2525 That sits above,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2526 And knows me, and knows me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2527 How pitiful I deserve—
FTLNLINEFTLN 252830 I mean in singing. But in loving, Leander the good
FTLNLINEFTLN 2529 swimmer, Troilus the first employer of panders, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2530 a whole book full of these quondam carpetmongers,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2531 whose names yet run smoothly in the even
FTLNLINEFTLN 2532 road of a blank verse, why, they were never so truly
FTLNLINEFTLN 253335 turned over and over as my poor self in love. Marry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2534 I cannot show it in rhyme. I have tried. I can find out
FTLNLINEFTLN 2535 no rhyme to “lady” but “baby”—an innocent
FTLNLINEFTLN 2536 rhyme; for “scorn,” “horn”—a hard rhyme; for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2537 “school,” “fool”—a babbling rhyme; very ominous
FTLNLINEFTLN 253840 endings. No, I was not born under a rhyming
FTLNLINEFTLN 2539 planet, nor I cannot woo in festival terms.
SDEnter Beatrice.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2540 Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I called
FTLNLINEFTLN 2541 thee?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 254345O, stay but till then!
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2544“Then” is spoken. Fare you well now. And
FTLNLINEFTLN 2545 yet, ere I go, let me go with that I came, which is,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2546 with knowing what hath passed between you and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2547 Claudio.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 254850Only foul words, and thereupon I will kiss
FTLNLINEFTLN 2549 thee.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2550Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2551 but foul breath, and foul breath is noisome. Therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 2552 I will depart unkissed.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 255355Thou hast frighted the word out of his right
FTLNLINEFTLN 2554 sense, so forcible is thy wit. But I must tell thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 2555 plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge, and either
FTLNLINEFTLN 2556 I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe
FTLNLINEFTLN 2557 him a coward. And I pray thee now tell me, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 255860 which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2559 with me?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2560For them all together, which maintained so
FTLNLINEFTLN 2561 politic a state of evil that they will not admit any
FTLNLINEFTLN 2562 good part to intermingle with them. But for which
FTLNLINEFTLN 256365 of my good parts did you first suffer love for me?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2564Suffer love! A good epithet. I do suffer love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2565 indeed, for I love thee against my will.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2566In spite of your heart, I think. Alas, poor
FTLNLINEFTLN 2567 heart, if you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for
FTLNLINEFTLN 256870 yours, for I will never love that which my friend
FTLNLINEFTLN 2569 hates.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2570Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2571It appears not in this confession. There’s not
FTLNLINEFTLN 2572 one wise man among twenty that will praise
FTLNLINEFTLN 257375 himself.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2574An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that lived
FTLNLINEFTLN 2575 in the time of good neighbors. If a man do not erect
FTLNLINEFTLN 2576 in this age his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live no
FTLNLINEFTLN 2577 longer in monument than the bell rings and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 257880 widow weeps.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2580Question: why, an hour in clamor and a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2581 quarter in rheum. Therefore is it most expedient for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2582 the wise, if Don Worm, his conscience, find no
FTLNLINEFTLN 258385 impediment to the contrary, to be the trumpet of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2584 his own virtues, as I am to myself. So much for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2585 praising myself, who, I myself will bear witness, is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2586 praiseworthy. And now tell me, how doth your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2587 cousin?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 258890Very ill.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2589And how do you?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2590Very ill, too.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2591Serve God, love me, and mend. There will I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2592 leave you too, for here comes one in haste.
SDEnter Ursula.
URSULA FTLNLINEFTLN 259395Madam, you must come to your uncle. Yonder’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 2594 old coil at home. It is proved my Lady Hero
FTLNLINEFTLN 2595 hath been falsely accused, the Prince and Claudio
FTLNLINEFTLN 2596 mightily abused, and Don John is the author of all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2597 who is fled and gone. Will you come presently?
SD
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2598100Will you go hear this news, signior?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2599I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2600 buried in thy eyes—and, moreover, I will go with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2601 thee to thy uncle’s.
SD
tapers,
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2602Is this the monument of Leonato?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2604 Done to death by slanderous tongues
FTLNLINEFTLN 2605 Was the Hero that here lies.
FTLNLINEFTLN 26065 Death, in guerdon of her wrongs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2607 Gives her fame which never dies.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2608 So the life that died with shame
FTLNLINEFTLN 2609 Lives in death with glorious fame.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2610 Hang thou there upon the tomb,
FTLNLINEFTLN 261110 Praising her when I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 2612 Now music, sound, and sing your solemn hymn.
Song
FTLNLINEFTLN 2613 Pardon, goddess of the night,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2614 Those that slew thy virgin knight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2615 For the which with songs of woe,
FTLNLINEFTLN 261615 Round about her tomb they go.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2617 Midnight, assist our moan.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2618 Help us to sigh and groan
FTLNLINEFTLN 2619 Heavily, heavily.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2620 Graves, yawn and yield your dead,
FTLNLINEFTLN 262120 Till death be utterèd,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2622 Heavily, heavily.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2623 Now, unto thy bones, goodnight.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2624 Yearly will I do this rite.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2625 Good morrow, masters. Put your torches out.
FTLNLINEFTLN 262625 The wolves have preyed, and look, the gentle day
FTLNLINEFTLN 2627 Before the wheels of Phoebus, round about
FTLNLINEFTLN 2628 Dapples the drowsy east with spots of gray.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2629 Thanks to you all, and leave us. Fare you well.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2630 Good morrow, masters. Each his several way.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 263130 Come, let us hence, and put on other weeds,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2632 And then to Leonato’s we will go.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2633 And Hymen now with luckier issue speed ’s,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2634 Than this for whom we rendered up this woe.
SDThey exit.
FRIAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 2635 Did I not tell you she was innocent?
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2636 So are the Prince and Claudio, who accused her
FTLNLINEFTLN 2637 Upon the error that you heard debated.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2638 But Margaret was in some fault for this,
FTLNLINEFTLN 26395 Although against her will, as it appears
FTLNLINEFTLN 2640 In the true course of all the question.
LEONATO’S BROTHER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2641 Well, I am glad that all things sorts so well.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2642 And so am I, being else by faith enforced
FTLNLINEFTLN 2643 To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 264410 Well, daughter, and you gentlewomen all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2645 Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2646 And when I send for you, come hither masked.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2647 The Prince and Claudio promised by this hour
FTLNLINEFTLN 2648 To visit me.—You know your office, brother.
FTLNLINEFTLN 264915 You must be father to your brother’s daughter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2650 And give her to young Claudio.SDThe ladies exit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2651 Which I will do with confirmed countenance.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2652 Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think.
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 2653To do what, signior?
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 265420 To bind me, or undo me, one of them.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2655 Signior Leonato, truth it is, good signior,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2656 Your niece regards me with an eye of favor.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2657 That eye my daughter lent her; ’tis most true.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2658 And I do with an eye of love requite her.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 265925 The sight whereof I think you had from me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2660 From Claudio, and the Prince. But what’s your will?
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2661 Your answer, sir, is enigmatical.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2662 But for my will, my will is your goodwill
FTLNLINEFTLN 2663 May stand with ours, this day to be conjoined
FTLNLINEFTLN 266430 In the state of honorable marriage—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2665 In which, good friar, I shall desire your help.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2666 My heart is with your liking.
FRIAR FTLNLINEFTLN 2667 And my help.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2668 Here comes the Prince and Claudio.
SDEnter Prince, and Claudio, and two or three other.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 266935Good morrow to this fair assembly.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2670 Good morrow, prince; good morrow, Claudio.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2671 We here attend you. Are you yet determined
FTLNLINEFTLN 2672 Today to marry with my brother’s daughter?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2673 I’ll hold my mind were she an Ethiope.
FTLNLINEFTLN 267440 Call her forth, brother. Here’s the Friar ready.
SD
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2675 Good morrow, Benedick. Why, what’s the matter
FTLNLINEFTLN 2676 That you have such a February face,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2677 So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness?
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2678 I think he thinks upon the savage bull.
FTLNLINEFTLN 267945 Tush, fear not, man. We’ll tip thy horns with gold,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2680 And all Europa shall rejoice at thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2681 As once Europa did at lusty Jove
FTLNLINEFTLN 2682 When he would play the noble beast in love.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2683 Bull Jove, sir, had an amiable low,
FTLNLINEFTLN 268450 And some such strange bull leapt your father’s cow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2685 And got a calf in that same noble feat
FTLNLINEFTLN 2686 Much like to you, for you have just his bleat.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2687 For this I owe you. Here comes other reck’nings.
SDEnter
Ursula,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2688 Which is the lady I must seize upon?
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 268955 This same is she, and I do give you her.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2690 Why, then, she’s mine.—Sweet, let me see your face.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2691 No, that you shall not till you take her hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 2692 Before this friar and swear to marry her.
CLAUDIOSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2693 Give me your hand before this holy friar.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 269460 I am your husband, if you like of me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2695 And when I lived, I was your other wife,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2696 And when you loved, you were my other husband.
SD
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2697 Another Hero!
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 2698 Nothing certainer.
FTLNLINEFTLN 269965 One Hero died defiled, but I do live,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2700 And surely as I live, I am a maid.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2701 The former Hero! Hero that is dead!
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2702 She died, my lord, but whiles her slander lived.
FRIAR
FTLNLINEFTLN 2703 All this amazement can I qualify,
FTLNLINEFTLN 270470 When after that the holy rites are ended,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2705 I’ll tell you largely of fair Hero’s death.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2706 Meantime let wonder seem familiar,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2707 And to the chapel let us presently.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2708 Soft and fair, friar.—Which is Beatrice?
BEATRICESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 270975 I answer to that name. What is your will?
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2710 Do not you love me?
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2711 Why no, no more than reason.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2712 Why then, your uncle and the Prince and Claudio
FTLNLINEFTLN 2713 Have been deceived. They swore you did.
BEATRICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 271480 Do not you love me?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2715 Troth, no, no more than reason.
BEATRICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2716 Why then, my cousin, Margaret, and Ursula
FTLNLINEFTLN 2717 Are much deceived, for they did swear you did.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2718 They swore that you were almost sick for me.
BEATRICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 271985 They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me.
BENEDICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2720 ’Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me?
BEATRICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2721 No, truly, but in friendly recompense.
LEONATO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2722 Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman.
CLAUDIO
FTLNLINEFTLN 2723 And I’ll be sworn upon ’t that he loves her,
FTLNLINEFTLN 272490 For here’s a paper written in his hand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2725 A halting sonnet of his own pure brain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2726 Fashioned to Beatrice.SD
HERO FTLNLINEFTLN 2727 And here’s another,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2728 Writ in my cousin’s hand, stol’n from her pocket,
FTLNLINEFTLN 272995 Containing her affection unto Benedick.
SD
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2730A miracle! Here’s our own hands against
FTLNLINEFTLN 2731 our hearts. Come, I will have thee, but by this light
FTLNLINEFTLN 2732 I take thee for pity.
BEATRICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2733I would not deny you, but by this good day, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2734100 yield upon great persuasion, and partly to save your
FTLNLINEFTLN 2735 life, for I was told you were in a consumption.
SD
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2737 How dost thou, Benedick, the married man?
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2738I’ll tell thee what, prince: a college of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2739105 wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2740 Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2741 No. If a man will be beaten with brains, he shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 2742 wear nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2743 do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any
FTLNLINEFTLN 2744110 purpose that the world can say against it, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2746 against it. For man is a giddy thing, and this is my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2747 conclusion.—For thy part, Claudio, I did think to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2748 have beaten thee, but in that thou art like to be my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2749115 kinsman, live unbruised, and love my cousin.
CLAUDIO FTLNLINEFTLN 2750I had well hoped thou wouldst have denied
FTLNLINEFTLN 2751 Beatrice, that I might have cudgeled thee out of thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2752 single life, to make thee a double-dealer, which out
FTLNLINEFTLN 2753 of question thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look
FTLNLINEFTLN 2754120 exceeding narrowly to thee.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2755Come, come, we are friends. Let’s have a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2756 dance ere we are married, that we may lighten our
FTLNLINEFTLN 2757 own hearts and our wives’ heels.
LEONATO FTLNLINEFTLN 2758We’ll have dancing afterward.
BENEDICK FTLNLINEFTLN 2759125First, of my word! Therefore play, music.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2760 Prince, thou art sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2761 There is no staff more reverend than one tipped
FTLNLINEFTLN 2762 with horn.
SDEnter Messenger.
MESSENGERSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2763 My lord, your brother John is ta’en in flight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2764130 And brought with armed men back to Messina.
BENEDICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2766 I’ll devise thee brave punishments for him.—Strike
FTLNLINEFTLN 2767 up, pipers!SD
SD
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