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Henry IV, Part 2, continues the story of Henry IV, Part I. Northumberland learns that his son Hotspur is dead, and he rejoins the remaining rebels. When Hotspur’s widow convinces Northumberland to withdraw, the rebels are then led by the archbishop of York and Lords Mowbray and Hastings, who muster at York to confront the king’s forces.
Sir John Falstaff, meanwhile, glories in the reputation he has gained by falsely claiming to have killed Hotspur, and he uses his wit and cunning to escape charges by the Lord Chief Justice. Prince Hal and his companion Poins disguise themselves to observe Falstaff, and they hear him insult them both. After they confront him, Prince Hal and Falstaff must return to the wars. The king’s army is again victorious, but more through deceit and false promises than through valor.
With the rebellion over, Prince Hal attends his dying father. Hal becomes Henry V, reassures the Lord Chief Justice, and turns away Falstaff, who had expected royal favor.
King Henry IV
FTLNLINEFTLN 0001 Open your ears, for which of you will stop
FTLNLINEFTLN 0002 The vent of hearing when loud Rumor speaks?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0003 I, from the orient to the drooping west,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0004 Making the wind my post-horse, still unfold
FTLNLINEFTLN 00055 The acts commencèd on this ball of earth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0006 Upon my tongues continual slanders ride,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0007 The which in every language I pronounce,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0008 Stuffing the ears of men with false reports.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0009 I speak of peace while covert enmity
FTLNLINEFTLN 001010 Under the smile of safety wounds the world.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0011 And who but Rumor, who but only I,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0012 Make fearful musters and prepared defense
FTLNLINEFTLN 0013 Whiles the big year, swoll’n with some other grief,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0014 Is thought with child by the stern tyrant war,
FTLNLINEFTLN 001515 And no such matter? Rumor is a pipe
FTLNLINEFTLN 0016 Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0017 And of so easy and so plain a stop
FTLNLINEFTLN 0018 That the blunt monster with uncounted heads,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0019 The still-discordant wav’ring multitude,
FTLNLINEFTLN 002020 Can play upon it. But what need I thus
FTLNLINEFTLN 0021 My well-known body to anatomize
FTLNLINEFTLN 0022 Among my household? Why is Rumor here?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0023 I run before King Harry’s victory,
FTLNLINEFTLN 002525 Hath beaten down young Hotspur and his troops,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0026 Quenching the flame of bold rebellion
FTLNLINEFTLN 0027 Even with the rebels’ blood. But what mean I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0028 To speak so true at first? My office is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0029 To noise abroad that Harry Monmouth fell
FTLNLINEFTLN 003030 Under the wrath of noble Hotspur’s sword,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0031 And that the King before the Douglas’ rage
FTLNLINEFTLN 0032 Stooped his anointed head as low as death.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0033 This have I rumored through the peasant towns
FTLNLINEFTLN 0034 Between that royal field of Shrewsbury
FTLNLINEFTLN 003535 And this worm-eaten
FTLNLINEFTLN 0036
FTLNLINEFTLN 0037 Lies crafty-sick. The posts come tiring on,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0038 And not a man of them brings other news
FTLNLINEFTLN 0039 Than they have learnt of me. From Rumor’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 004040 tongues
FTLNLINEFTLN 0041 They bring smooth comforts false, worse than
FTLNLINEFTLN 0042 true wrongs.
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LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0043 Who keeps the gate here, ho?
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0044 Where is the Earl?
PORTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 0045 What shall I say you are?
LORD BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0046 Tell thou the Earl
FTLNLINEFTLN 00475 That the Lord Bardolph doth attend him here.
PORTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 0048 His Lordship is walked forth into the orchard.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0049 Please it your Honor knock but at the gate
FTLNLINEFTLN 0050 And he himself will answer.
SDEnter the Earl Northumberland,
kerchief and supporting himself with a crutch.
LORD BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0051 Here comes the Earl.
SD
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 005210 What news, Lord Bardolph? Every minute now
FTLNLINEFTLN 0053 Should be the father of some stratagem.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0054 The times are wild. Contention, like a horse
FTLNLINEFTLN 0056 And bears down all before him.
LORD BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 005715 Noble earl,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0058 I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0059 Good, an God will!
LORD BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0060 As good as heart can wish.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0061 The King is almost wounded to the death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 006220 And, in the fortune of my lord your son,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0063 Prince Harry slain outright; and both the Blunts
FTLNLINEFTLN 0064 Killed by the hand of Douglas; young Prince John
FTLNLINEFTLN 0065 And Westmoreland and Stafford fled the field;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0066 And Harry Monmouth’s brawn, the hulk Sir John,
FTLNLINEFTLN 006725 Is prisoner to your son. O, such a day,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0068 So fought, so followed, and so fairly won,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0069 Came not till now to dignify the times
FTLNLINEFTLN 0070 Since Caesar’s fortunes.
NORTHUMBERLAND FTLNLINEFTLN 0071 How is this derived?
FTLNLINEFTLN 007230 Saw you the field? Came you from Shrewsbury?
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0073 I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0074 A gentleman well bred and of good name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0075 That freely rendered me these news for true.
SDEnter Travers.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0076 Here comes my servant Travers, who I sent
FTLNLINEFTLN 007735 On Tuesday last to listen after news.
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0078 My lord, I overrode him on the way,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0079 And he is furnished with no certainties
FTLNLINEFTLN 0080 More than he haply may retail from me.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0081 Now, Travers, what good tidings comes with you?
TRAVERS
FTLNLINEFTLN 008240 My lord, Sir John Umfrevile turned me back
FTLNLINEFTLN 0084 Outrode me. After him came spurring hard
FTLNLINEFTLN 0085 A gentleman, almost forspent with speed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0086 That stopped by me to breathe his bloodied horse.
FTLNLINEFTLN 008745 He asked the way to Chester, and of him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0088 I did demand what news from Shrewsbury.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0089 He told me that rebellion had bad luck
FTLNLINEFTLN 0090 And that young Harry Percy’s spur was cold.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0091 With that he gave his able horse the head
FTLNLINEFTLN 009250 And, bending forward, struck his armèd heels
FTLNLINEFTLN 0093 Against the panting sides of his poor jade
FTLNLINEFTLN 0094 Up to the rowel-head, and starting so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0095 He seemed in running to devour the way,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0096 Staying no longer question.
NORTHUMBERLAND FTLNLINEFTLN 009755 Ha? Again:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0098 Said he young Harry Percy’s spur was cold?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0099 Of Hotspur, Coldspur? That rebellion
FTLNLINEFTLN 0100 Had met ill luck?
LORD BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0101 My lord, I’ll tell you what:
FTLNLINEFTLN 010260 If my young lord your son have not the day,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0103 Upon mine honor, for a silken point
FTLNLINEFTLN 0104 I’ll give my barony. Never talk of it.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0105 Why should that gentleman that rode by Travers
FTLNLINEFTLN 0106 Give then such instances of loss?
LORD BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 010765 Who, he?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0108 He was some hilding fellow that had stol’n
FTLNLINEFTLN 0109 The horse he rode on and, upon my life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0110 Spoke at a venture.
SDEnter Morton.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0111 Look, here comes more news.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 011270 Yea, this man’s brow, like to a title leaf,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0113 Foretells the nature of a tragic volume.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0115 Hath left a witnessed usurpation.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0116 Say, Morton, didst thou come from Shrewsbury?
MORTON
FTLNLINEFTLN 011775 I ran from Shrewsbury, my noble lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0118 Where hateful death put on his ugliest mask
FTLNLINEFTLN 0119 To fright our party.
NORTHUMBERLAND FTLNLINEFTLN 0120 How doth my son and brother?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0121 Thou tremblest, and the whiteness in thy cheek
FTLNLINEFTLN 012280 Is apter than thy tongue to tell thy errand.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0123 Even such a man, so faint, so spiritless,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0124 So dull, so dead in look, so woebegone,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0125 Drew Priam’s curtain in the dead of night
FTLNLINEFTLN 0126 And would have told him half his Troy was burnt;
FTLNLINEFTLN 012785 But Priam found the fire ere he his tongue,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0128 And I my Percy’s death ere thou report’st it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0129 This thou wouldst say: “Your son did thus and thus;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0130 Your brother thus; so fought the noble Douglas”—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0131 Stopping my greedy ear with their bold deeds.
FTLNLINEFTLN 013290 But in the end, to stop my ear indeed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0133 Thou hast a sigh to blow away this praise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0134 Ending with “Brother, son, and all are dead.”
MORTON
FTLNLINEFTLN 0135 Douglas is living, and your brother yet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0136 But for my lord your son—
NORTHUMBERLAND FTLNLINEFTLN 013795 Why, he is dead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0138 See what a ready tongue suspicion hath!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0139 He that but fears the thing he would not know
FTLNLINEFTLN 0140 Hath, by instinct, knowledge from others’ eyes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0141 That what he feared is chancèd. Yet speak,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0142100 Morton.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0143 Tell thou an earl his divination lies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0144 And I will take it as a sweet disgrace
FTLNLINEFTLN 0145 And make thee rich for doing me such wrong.
MORTON
FTLNLINEFTLN 0146 You are too great to be by me gainsaid,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0147105 Your spirit is too true, your fears too certain.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0148 Yet, for all this, say not that Percy’s dead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0149 I see a strange confession in thine eye.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0150 Thou shak’st thy head and hold’st it fear or sin
FTLNLINEFTLN 0151 To speak a truth. If he be slain,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0152110 The tongue offends not that reports his death;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0153 And he doth sin that doth belie the dead,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0154 Not he which says the dead is not alive.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0155 Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news
FTLNLINEFTLN 0156 Hath but a losing office, and his tongue
FTLNLINEFTLN 0157115 Sounds ever after as a sullen bell
FTLNLINEFTLN 0158 Remembered tolling a departing friend.
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0159 I cannot think, my lord, your son is dead.
MORTONSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0160 I am sorry I should force you to believe
FTLNLINEFTLN 0161 That which I would to God I had not seen,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0162120 But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0163 Rend’ring faint quittance, wearied and outbreathed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0164 To Harry Monmouth, whose swift wrath beat down
FTLNLINEFTLN 0165 The never-daunted Percy to the earth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0166 From whence with life he never more sprung up.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0167125 In few, his death, whose spirit lent a fire
FTLNLINEFTLN 0168 Even to the dullest peasant in his camp,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0169 Being bruited once, took fire and heat away
FTLNLINEFTLN 0170 From the best-tempered courage in his troops;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0171 For from his mettle was his party steeled,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0172130 Which, once in him abated, all the rest
FTLNLINEFTLN 0173 Turned on themselves, like dull and heavy lead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0174 And as the thing that’s heavy in itself
FTLNLINEFTLN 0175 Upon enforcement flies with greatest speed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0176 So did our men, heavy in Hotspur’s loss,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0177135 Lend to this weight such lightness with their fear
FTLNLINEFTLN 0178 That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim
FTLNLINEFTLN 0179 Than did our soldiers, aiming at their safety,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0181 So soon ta’en prisoner; and that furious Scot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0182140 The bloody Douglas, whose well-laboring sword
FTLNLINEFTLN 0183 Had three times slain th’ appearance of the King,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0184 Gan vail his stomach and did grace the shame
FTLNLINEFTLN 0185 Of those that turned their backs and in his flight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0186 Stumbling in fear, was took. The sum of all
FTLNLINEFTLN 0187145 Is that the King hath won and hath sent out
FTLNLINEFTLN 0188 A speedy power to encounter you, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0189 Under the conduct of young Lancaster
FTLNLINEFTLN 0190 And Westmoreland. This is the news at full.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0191 For this I shall have time enough to mourn.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0192150 In poison there is physic, and these news,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0193 Having been well, that would have made me sick,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0194 Being sick, have in some measure made me well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0195 And as the wretch whose fever-weakened joints,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0196 Like strengthless hinges, buckle under life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0197155 Impatient of his fit, breaks like a fire
FTLNLINEFTLN 0198 Out of his keeper’s arms, even so my limbs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0199 Weakened with grief, being now enraged with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0200 grief,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0201 Are thrice themselves. Hence therefore, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0202160 nice crutch.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0203 A scaly gauntlet now with joints of steel
FTLNLINEFTLN 0204 Must glove this hand. And hence, thou sickly
FTLNLINEFTLN 0205 coif.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0206 Thou art a guard too wanton for the head
FTLNLINEFTLN 0207165 Which princes, fleshed with conquest, aim to hit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0208 Now bind my brows with iron, and approach
FTLNLINEFTLN 0209 The ragged’st hour that time and spite dare bring
FTLNLINEFTLN 0210 To frown upon th’ enraged Northumberland.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0211 Let heaven kiss Earth! Now let not Nature’s hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0212170 Keep the wild flood confined. Let order die,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0213 And let this world no longer be a stage
FTLNLINEFTLN 0215 But let one spirit of the firstborn Cain
FTLNLINEFTLN 0216 Reign in all bosoms, that, each heart being set
FTLNLINEFTLN 0217175 On bloody courses, the rude scene may end,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0218 And darkness be the burier of the dead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0219
FTLNLINEFTLN 0220 Sweet earl, divorce not wisdom from your honor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0221 The lives of all your loving complices
FTLNLINEFTLN 0222180
FTLNLINEFTLN 0223 To stormy passion, must perforce decay.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0224
FTLNLINEFTLN 0225 And summed the accompt of chance before you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0226 said
FTLNLINEFTLN 0227185 “Let us make head.” It was your presurmise
FTLNLINEFTLN 0228 That in the dole of blows your son might drop.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0229 You knew he walked o’er perils on an edge,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0230 More likely to fall in than to get o’er.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0231 You were advised his flesh was capable
FTLNLINEFTLN 0232190 Of wounds and scars, and that his forward spirit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0233 Would lift him where most trade of danger
FTLNLINEFTLN 0234 ranged.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0235 Yet did you say “Go forth,” and none of this,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0236 Though strongly apprehended, could restrain
FTLNLINEFTLN 0237195 The stiff-borne action. What hath then befall’n,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0238 Or what
FTLNLINEFTLN 0239 More than that being which was like to be?
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0240 We all that are engagèd to this loss
FTLNLINEFTLN 0241 Knew that we ventured on such dangerous seas
FTLNLINEFTLN 0242200 That if we wrought out life, ’twas ten to one;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0243 And yet we ventured, for the gain proposed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0244 Choked the respect of likely peril feared;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0245 And since we are o’erset, venture again.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0246 Come, we will all put forth, body and goods.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0247205 ’Tis more than time.—And, my most noble lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0248 I hear for certain, and dare speak the truth:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0249
FTLNLINEFTLN 0250 With well-appointed powers. He is a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 0251 Who with a double surety binds his followers.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0252210 My lord your son had only but the corpse,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0253 But shadows and the shows of men, to fight;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0254 For that same word “rebellion” did divide
FTLNLINEFTLN 0255 The action of their bodies from their souls,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0256 And they did fight with queasiness, constrained,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0257215 As men drink potions, that their weapons only
FTLNLINEFTLN 0258 Seemed on our side. But, for their spirits and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0259 souls,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0260 This word “rebellion,” it had froze them up
FTLNLINEFTLN 0261 As fish are in a pond. But now the Bishop
FTLNLINEFTLN 0262220 Turns insurrection to religion.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0263 Supposed sincere and holy in his thoughts,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0264 He’s followed both with body and with mind,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0265 And doth enlarge his rising with the blood
FTLNLINEFTLN 0266 Of fair King Richard, scraped from Pomfret
FTLNLINEFTLN 0267225 stones;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0268 Derives from heaven his quarrel and his cause;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0269 Tells them he doth bestride a bleeding land,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0270 Gasping for life under great Bolingbroke;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0271 And more and less do flock to follow him.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 0272230 I knew of this before, but, to speak truth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0273 This present grief had wiped it from my mind.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0274 Go in with me and counsel every man
FTLNLINEFTLN 0275 The aptest way for safety and revenge.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0276 Get posts and letters, and make friends with speed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0277235 Never so few, and never yet more need.
SDThey exit.
and buckler.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0278Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0279 water?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0280He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy
FTLNLINEFTLN 0281 water, but, for the party that owed it, he might have
FTLNLINEFTLN 02825 more diseases than he knew for.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0283Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0284 The brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0285 not able to invent anything that intends to laughter
FTLNLINEFTLN 0286 more than I invent, or is invented on me. I am not
FTLNLINEFTLN 028710 only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0288 other men. I do here walk before thee like a sow
FTLNLINEFTLN 0289 that hath overwhelmed all her litter but one. If the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0290 Prince put thee into my service for any other reason
FTLNLINEFTLN 0291 than to set me off, why then I have no judgment.
FTLNLINEFTLN 029215 Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0293 worn in my cap than to wait at my heels. I was never
FTLNLINEFTLN 0294 manned with an agate till now, but I will inset you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0295 neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0296 send you back again to your master for a jewel. The
FTLNLINEFTLN 029720 juvenal, the Prince your master, whose chin is not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0298 yet fledge—I will sooner have a beard grow in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0299 palm of my hand than he shall get one off his cheek,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0300 and yet he will not stick to say his face is a face
FTLNLINEFTLN 0301 royal. God may finish it when He will. ’Tis not a hair
FTLNLINEFTLN 030225 amiss yet. He may keep it still at a face royal, for a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0303 barber shall never earn sixpence out of it, and yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0304 he’ll be crowing as if he had writ man ever since his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0305 father was a bachelor. He may keep his own grace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0306 but he’s almost out of mine, I can assure him. What
FTLNLINEFTLN 030730 said Master Dommelton about the satin for my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0308 short cloak and my slops?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0310 assurance than Bardolph. He would not take his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0311 band and yours. He liked not the security.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 031235Let him be damned like the glutton! Pray
FTLNLINEFTLN 0313 God his tongue be hotter! A whoreson Achitophel, a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0314
FTLNLINEFTLN 0315 hand and then stand upon security! The whoreson
FTLNLINEFTLN 0316 smoothy-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes
FTLNLINEFTLN 031740 and bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0318 through with them in honest taking up, then they
FTLNLINEFTLN 0319 must stand upon security. I had as lief they would
FTLNLINEFTLN 0320 put ratsbane in my mouth as offer to stop it with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0321 “security.” I looked he should have sent me two-and-twenty
FTLNLINEFTLN 032245 yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0323 he sends me “security.” Well, he may sleep in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0324 security, for he hath the horn of abundance, and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0325 lightness of his wife shines through it, and yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0326 cannot he see though he have his own lantern to
FTLNLINEFTLN 032750 light him. Where’s Bardolph?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0328He’s gone in Smithfield to buy your Worship a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0329 horse.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0330I bought him in Paul’s, and he’ll buy me a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0331 horse in Smithfield. An I could get me but a wife in
FTLNLINEFTLN 033255 the stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived.
SDEnter Lord Chief Justice
PAGESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0334 committed the Prince for striking him about
FTLNLINEFTLN 0335 Bardolph.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0336Wait close. I will not see him.
SD
CHIEF JUSTICESD,
SERVANT FTLNLINEFTLN 0338Falstaff, an ’t please your Lordship.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0339He that was in question for the robbery?
SERVANT FTLNLINEFTLN 0340He, my lord; but he hath since done good
FTLNLINEFTLN 034265 with some charge to the Lord John of Lancaster.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0343What, to York? Call him back again.
SERVANT FTLNLINEFTLN 0344Sir John Falstaff!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0345Boy, tell him I am deaf.
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0346You must speak louder. My master is deaf.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 034770I am sure he is, to the hearing of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0348 anything good.—Go pluck him by the elbow. I must
FTLNLINEFTLN 0349 speak with him.
SERVANTSD,
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0351What, a young knave and begging? Is there
FTLNLINEFTLN 035275 not wars? Is there not employment? Doth not the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0353 King lack subjects? Do not the rebels need soldiers?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0354 Though it be a shame to be on any side but one, it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0355 worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0356 were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 035780 how to make it.
SERVANT FTLNLINEFTLN 0358You mistake me, sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0359Why sir, did I say you were an honest man?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0360 Setting my knighthood and my soldiership aside, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0361 had lied in my throat if I had said so.
SERVANT FTLNLINEFTLN 036285I pray you, sir, then set your knighthood and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0363 your soldiership aside, and give me leave to tell you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0364 you lie in your throat if you say I am any other than
FTLNLINEFTLN 0365 an honest man.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0366I give thee leave to tell me so? I lay aside that
FTLNLINEFTLN 036790 which grows to me? If thou gett’st any leave of me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0368 hang me; if thou tak’st leave, thou wert better be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0369 hanged. You hunt counter. Hence! Avaunt!
SERVANT FTLNLINEFTLN 0370Sir, my lord would speak with you.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0371Sir John Falstaff, a word with you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 037295My good lord. God give your Lordship good
FTLNLINEFTLN 0373 time of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0374 abroad. I heard say your Lordship was sick. I hope
FTLNLINEFTLN 0375 your Lordship goes abroad by advice. Your Lordship,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0377100 some smack of an ague in you, some relish of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0378 saltness of time in you, and I most humbly beseech
FTLNLINEFTLN 0379 your Lordship to have a reverend care of your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0380 health.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0381Sir John, I sent for you before your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0382105 expedition to Shrewsbury.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0383An ’t please your Lordship, I hear his Majesty
FTLNLINEFTLN 0384 is returned with some discomfort from Wales.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0385I talk not of his Majesty. You would not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0386 come when I sent for you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0387110And I hear, moreover, his Highness is fallen
FTLNLINEFTLN 0388 into this same whoreson apoplexy.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0389Well, God mend him. I pray you let me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0390 speak with you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0391This apoplexy, as I take it, is a kind of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0392115 lethargy, an ’t please your Lordship, a kind of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0393 sleeping in the blood, a whoreson tingling.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0394What tell you me of it? Be it as it is.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0395It hath it original from much grief, from
FTLNLINEFTLN 0396 study, and perturbation of the brain. I have read the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0397120 cause of his effects in Galen. It is a kind of deafness.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0398I think you are fallen into the disease,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0399 for you hear not what I say to you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0400Very well, my lord, very well. Rather, an ’t
FTLNLINEFTLN 0401 please you, it is the disease of not listening, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0402125 malady of not marking, that I am troubled withal.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0403To punish you by the heels would amend
FTLNLINEFTLN 0404 the attention of your ears, and I care not if I do
FTLNLINEFTLN 0405 become your physician.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0406I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0407130 patient. Your Lordship may minister the potion of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0408 imprisonment to me in respect of poverty, but how
FTLNLINEFTLN 0409 I should be your patient to follow your prescriptions,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0410 the wise may make some dram of a scruple,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0411 or indeed a scruple itself.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0413 against you for your life, to come speak with me.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0414As I was then advised by my learned counsel
FTLNLINEFTLN 0415 in the laws of this land-service, I did not come.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0416Well, the truth is, Sir John, you live in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0417140 great infamy.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0418He that buckles himself in my belt cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 0419 live in less.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0420Your means are very slender, and your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0421 waste is great.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0422145I would it were otherwise. I would my means
FTLNLINEFTLN 0423 were greater and my waist slender.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0424You have misled the youthful prince.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0425The young prince hath misled me. I am the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0426 fellow with the great belly, and he my dog.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0427150Well, I am loath to gall a new-healed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0428 wound. Your day’s service at Shrewsbury hath a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0429 little gilded over your night’s exploit on Gad’s Hill.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0430 You may thank th’ unquiet time for your quiet
FTLNLINEFTLN 0431 o’erposting that action.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0432155My lord.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0433But since all is well, keep it so. Wake not
FTLNLINEFTLN 0434 a sleeping wolf.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0435To wake a wolf is as bad as
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0436What, you are as a candle, the better
FTLNLINEFTLN 0437160 part burnt out.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0438A wassail candle, my lord, all tallow. If I did
FTLNLINEFTLN 0439 say of wax, my growth would approve the truth.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0440There is not a white hair in your face but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0441 should have his effect of gravity.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0442165His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0443You follow the young prince up and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0444 down like his ill angel.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0445Not so, my lord. Your ill angel is light, but I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0446 hope he that looks upon me will take me without
FTLNLINEFTLN 0447170 weighing. And yet in some respects I grant I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 0449 costermongers’ times that true valor is turned bearherd;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0450 pregnancy is made a tapster, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0451 quick wit wasted in giving reckonings. All the other
FTLNLINEFTLN 0452175 gifts appurtenant to man, as the malice of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0453 shapes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0454 are old consider not the capacities of us that are
FTLNLINEFTLN 0455 young. You do measure the heat of our livers with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0456 the bitterness of your galls, and we that are in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0457180 vaward of our youth, I must confess, are wags too.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0458Do you set down your name in the scroll
FTLNLINEFTLN 0459 of youth, that are written down old with all the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0460 characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry
FTLNLINEFTLN 0461 hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing
FTLNLINEFTLN 0462185 leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0463 your wind short, your chin double, your wit single,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0464 and every part about you blasted with antiquity?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0465 And will you yet call yourself young? Fie, fie, fie, Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 0466 John.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0467190My lord, I was born
FTLNLINEFTLN 0468 in the afternoon,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0469 a round belly. For my voice, I have lost it with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0470 halloing and singing of anthems. To approve my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0471 youth further, I will not. The truth is, I am only old
FTLNLINEFTLN 0472195 in judgment and understanding. And he that will
FTLNLINEFTLN 0473 caper with me for a thousand marks, let him lend
FTLNLINEFTLN 0474 me the money, and have at him. For the box of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0475
FTLNLINEFTLN 0476 prince, and you took it like a sensible lord. I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0477200 checked him for it, and the young lion repents.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0478 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0479 new silk and old sack.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0480Well, God send the Prince a better
FTLNLINEFTLN 0481 companion.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0482205God send the companion a better prince. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0483 cannot rid my hands of him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0485 Prince Harry.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0486 of Lancaster against the Archbishop and the Earl of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0487210 Northumberland.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0488Yea, I thank your pretty sweet wit for it. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 0489 look you pray, all you that kiss my Lady Peace at
FTLNLINEFTLN 0490 home, that our armies join not in a hot day, for, by
FTLNLINEFTLN 0491 the Lord, I take but two shirts out with me, and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0492215 mean not to sweat extraordinarily. If it be a hot day
FTLNLINEFTLN 0493 and I brandish anything but a bottle, I would I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0494 might never spit white again. There is not a dangerous
FTLNLINEFTLN 0495 action can peep out his head but I am thrust
FTLNLINEFTLN 0496 upon it. Well, I cannot last ever.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0497220 yet the trick of our English nation, if they have a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0498 good thing, to make it too common. If you will
FTLNLINEFTLN 0499 needs say I am an old man, you should give me rest.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0500 I would to God my name were not so terrible to the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0501 enemy as it is. I were better to be eaten to death
FTLNLINEFTLN 0502225 with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0503 perpetual motion.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0504Well, be honest, be honest, and God
FTLNLINEFTLN 0505 bless your expedition.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0506Will your Lordship lend me a thousand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0507230 pound to furnish me forth?
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0508Not a penny, not a penny. You are too
FTLNLINEFTLN 0509 impatient to bear crosses. Fare you well. Commend
FTLNLINEFTLN 0510 me to my cousin Westmoreland.
SD
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0511If I do, fillip me with a three-man beetle. A
FTLNLINEFTLN 0512235 man can no more separate age and covetousness
FTLNLINEFTLN 0513 than he can part young limbs and lechery; but the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0514 gout galls the one, and the pox pinches the other,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0515 and so both the degrees prevent my curses.—Boy!
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0516Sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0517240What money is in my purse?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0518Seven groats and two pence.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0520 of the purse. Borrowing only lingers and lingers
FTLNLINEFTLN 0521 it out, but the disease is incurable.SD
papers to the Page.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0523 of Lancaster, this to the Prince, this to the Earl
FTLNLINEFTLN 0524 of Westmoreland, and this to old Mistress Ursula,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0525 whom I have weekly sworn to marry since I perceived
FTLNLINEFTLN 0526 the first white hair of my chin. About it. You
FTLNLINEFTLN 0527250 know where to find me.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0528 gout! Or a gout of this pox, for the one or the other
FTLNLINEFTLN 0529 plays the rogue with my great toe. ’Tis no matter if I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0530 do halt. I have the wars for my color, and my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0531 pension shall seem the more reasonable. A good wit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0532255 will make use of anything. I will turn diseases to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0533 commodity.
SD
Marshal), the Lord Hastings, and
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 0534 Thus have you heard our cause and known our
FTLNLINEFTLN 0535 means,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0536 And, my most noble friends, I pray you all
FTLNLINEFTLN 0537 Speak plainly your opinions of our hopes.
FTLNLINEFTLN 05385 And first, Lord Marshal, what say you to it?
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 0539 I well allow the occasion of our arms,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0540 But gladly would be better satisfied
FTLNLINEFTLN 0541 How in our means we should advance ourselves
FTLNLINEFTLN 0542 To look with forehead bold and big enough
FTLNLINEFTLN 054310 Upon the power and puissance of the King.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0544 Our present musters grow upon the file
FTLNLINEFTLN 0546 And our supplies live largely in the hope
FTLNLINEFTLN 0547 Of great Northumberland, whose bosom burns
FTLNLINEFTLN 054815 With an incensèd fire of injuries.
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0549 The question, then, Lord Hastings, standeth thus:
FTLNLINEFTLN 0550 Whether our present five-and-twenty thousand
FTLNLINEFTLN 0551 May hold up head without Northumberland.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0552 With him we may.
LORD BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 055320 Yea, marry, there’s the point.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0554 But if without him we be thought too feeble,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0555 My judgment is we should not step too far
FTLNLINEFTLN 0556
FTLNLINEFTLN 0557 For in a theme so bloody-faced as this,
FTLNLINEFTLN 055825 Conjecture, expectation, and surmise
FTLNLINEFTLN 0559 Of aids incertain should not be admitted.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 0560 ’Tis very true, Lord Bardolph, for indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0561 It was young Hotspur’s cause at Shrewsbury.
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0562 It was, my lord; who lined himself with hope,
FTLNLINEFTLN 056330 Eating the air and promise of supply,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0564 Flatt’ring himself in project of a power
FTLNLINEFTLN 0565 Much smaller than the smallest of his thoughts,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0566 And so, with great imagination
FTLNLINEFTLN 0567 Proper to madmen, led his powers to death
FTLNLINEFTLN 056835 And, winking, leapt into destruction.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0569 But, by your leave, it never yet did hurt
FTLNLINEFTLN 0570 To lay down likelihoods and forms of hope.
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0571
FTLNLINEFTLN 0572 Indeed the instant action, a cause on foot—
FTLNLINEFTLN 057340 Lives so in hope, as in an early spring
FTLNLINEFTLN 0574 We see th’ appearing buds, which to prove fruit
FTLNLINEFTLN 0576 That frosts will bite them. When we mean to build,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0577 We first survey the plot, then draw the model,
FTLNLINEFTLN 057845 And when we see the figure of the house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0579 Then must we rate the cost of the erection,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0580 Which if we find outweighs ability,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0581 What do we then but draw anew the model
FTLNLINEFTLN 0582 In fewer offices, or at least desist
FTLNLINEFTLN 058350 To build at all? Much more in this great work,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0584 Which is almost to pluck a kingdom down
FTLNLINEFTLN 0585 And set another up, should we survey
FTLNLINEFTLN 0586 The plot of situation and the model,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0587 Consent upon a sure foundation,
FTLNLINEFTLN 058855 Question surveyors, know our own estate,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0589 How able such a work to undergo,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0590 To weigh against his opposite. Or else
FTLNLINEFTLN 0591 We fortify in paper and in figures,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0592 Using the names of men instead of men,
FTLNLINEFTLN 059360 Like one that draws the model of an house
FTLNLINEFTLN 0594 Beyond his power to build it, who, half through,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0595 Gives o’er and leaves his part-created cost
FTLNLINEFTLN 0596 A naked subject to the weeping clouds
FTLNLINEFTLN 0597 And waste for churlish winter’s tyranny.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 059865 Grant that our hopes, yet likely of fair birth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0599 Should be stillborn and that we now possessed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0600 The utmost man of expectation,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0601 I think we are
FTLNLINEFTLN 0602 Even as we are, to equal with the King.
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 060370 What, is the King but five-and-twenty thousand?
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0604 To us no more, nay, not so much, Lord Bardolph,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0605 For his divisions, as the times do brawl,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0606
FTLNLINEFTLN 0607 And one against Glendower; perforce a third
FTLNLINEFTLN 0609 In three divided, and his coffers sound
FTLNLINEFTLN 0610 With hollow poverty and emptiness.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 0611 That he should draw his several strengths together
FTLNLINEFTLN 0612 And come against us in full puissance
FTLNLINEFTLN 061380 Need not to be dreaded.
HASTINGS FTLNLINEFTLN 0614 If he should do so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0615
FTLNLINEFTLN 0616 Baying him at the heels. Never fear that.
LORD BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 0617 Who is it like should lead his forces hither?
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 061885 The Duke of Lancaster and Westmoreland;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0619 Against the Welsh, himself and Harry Monmouth;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0620 But who is substituted against the French
FTLNLINEFTLN 0621 I have no certain notice.
FTLNLINEFTLN 062390 And publish the occasion of our arms.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0624 The commonwealth is sick of their own choice.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0625 Their over-greedy love hath surfeited.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0626 An habitation giddy and unsure
FTLNLINEFTLN 0627 Hath he that buildeth on the vulgar heart.
FTLNLINEFTLN 062895 O thou fond many, with what loud applause
FTLNLINEFTLN 0629 Didst thou beat heaven with blessing Bolingbroke
FTLNLINEFTLN 0630 Before he was what thou wouldst have him be.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0631 And being now trimmed in thine own desires,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0632 Thou, beastly feeder, art so full of him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0633100 That thou provok’st thyself to cast him up.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0634 So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge
FTLNLINEFTLN 0635 Thy glutton bosom of the royal Richard,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0636 And now thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up
FTLNLINEFTLN 0637 And howl’st to find it. What trust is in these
FTLNLINEFTLN 0638105 times?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0639 They that, when Richard lived, would have him die
FTLNLINEFTLN 0640 Are now become enamored on his grave.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0642 When through proud London he came sighing on
FTLNLINEFTLN 0643110 After th’ admirèd heels of Bolingbroke,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0644 Criest now “O earth, yield us that king again,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0645 And take thou this!” O thoughts of men accursed!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0646 Past and to come seems best; things present,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0647 worst.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0648115 Shall we go draw our numbers and set on?
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 0649 We are time’s subjects, and time bids begone.
SDThey exit.
Fang and Snare,
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0650Master Fang, have you entered the action?
FANG FTLNLINEFTLN 0651It is entered.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0652Where’s your yeoman? Is ’t a lusty yeoman?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0653 Will he stand to ’t?
FANGSD,
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0655O Lord, ay, good Master Snare.
SNARESD,
FANG FTLNLINEFTLN 0657Snare, we must arrest Sir John Falstaff.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0658Yea, good Master Snare, I have entered him
FTLNLINEFTLN 065910 and all.
SNARE FTLNLINEFTLN 0660It may chance cost some of us our lives, for he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0661 will stab.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0662Alas the day, take heed of him. He stabbed me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0663 in mine own house,
FTLNLINEFTLN 066415 faith. He cares not what mischief he does. If his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0665 weapon be out, he will foin like any devil. He will
FTLNLINEFTLN 0666 spare neither man, woman, nor child.
FANG FTLNLINEFTLN 0667If I can close with him, I care not for his thrust.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0668No, nor I neither. I’ll be at your elbow.
FANG FTLNLINEFTLN 066920An I but fist him once, an he come but within my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0670 view—
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0671I am undone by his going. I warrant you, he’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0673 Fang, hold him sure. Good Master Snare, let him
FTLNLINEFTLN 067425 not ’scape. He comes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0675 saving your manhoods, to buy a saddle, and he is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0676 indited to dinner to the Lubber’s Head in Lumbert
FTLNLINEFTLN 0677 Street, to Master Smooth’s the silkman. I pray you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0678 since my exion is entered, and my case so openly
FTLNLINEFTLN 067930 known to the world, let him be brought in to his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0680 answer. A hundred mark is a long one for a poor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0681 lone woman to bear, and I have borne, and borne,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0682 and borne, and have been fubbed off, and fubbed
FTLNLINEFTLN 0683 off, and fubbed off from this day to that day, that it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 068435 a shame to be thought on. There is no honesty in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0685 such dealing, unless a woman should be made an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0686 ass and a beast to bear every knave’s wrong. Yonder
FTLNLINEFTLN 0687 he comes, and that arrant malmsey-nose knave,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0688 Bardolph, with him. Do your offices, do your offices,
FTLNLINEFTLN 068940 Master Fang and Master Snare, do me, do me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0690 do me your offices.
SDEnter Sir John
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0691How now, whose mare’s dead? What’s the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0692 matter?
FANG FTLNLINEFTLN 0693
FTLNLINEFTLN 069445 Quickly.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0695Away, varlets!—Draw, Bardolph. Cut me off
FTLNLINEFTLN 0696 the villain’s head. Throw the quean in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0697 channel.SD
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0698Throw me in the channel? I’ll throw thee in
FTLNLINEFTLN 069950 the channel. Wilt thou, wilt thou, thou bastardly
FTLNLINEFTLN 0700 rogue?—Murder, murder!—Ah, thou honeysuckle
FTLNLINEFTLN 0701 villain, wilt thou kill God’s officers and the King’s?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0702 Ah, thou honeyseed rogue, thou art a honeyseed, a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0703 man-queller, and a woman-queller.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 070455Keep them off, Bardolph.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0706Good people, bring a rescue or two.—Thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0707 wot, wot thou? Thou wot, wot ta? Do, do, thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0708 rogue. Do, thou hempseed.
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 070960Away, you scullion, you rampallian, you fustilarian!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0710 I’ll tickle your catastrophe.
SDEnter Lord Chief Justice and his Men.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 0711 What is the matter? Keep the peace here, ho!
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0712Good my lord, be good to me. I beseech you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0713 stand to me.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 071465 How now, Sir John? What, are you brawling here?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0715 Doth this become your place, your time, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0716 business?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0717 You should have been well on your way to York.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 0718 Stand from him, fellow. Wherefore hang’st thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 071970 upon him?
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0720O my most worshipful lord, an ’t please your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0721 Grace, I am a poor widow of Eastcheap, and he is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0722 arrested at my suit.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0723For what sum?
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 072475It is more than for some, my lord; it is for all I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0725 have. He hath eaten me out of house and home. He
FTLNLINEFTLN 0726 hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0727 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0728 will ride thee o’ nights like the mare.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 072980I think I am as like to ride the mare if I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0730 any vantage of ground to get up.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0731How comes this, Sir John?
FTLNLINEFTLN 0732 man of good temper would endure this tempest of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0733 exclamation? Are you not ashamed to enforce a
FTLNLINEFTLN 073485 poor widow to so rough a course to come by her
FTLNLINEFTLN 0735 own?
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0737Marry, if thou wert an honest man, thyself
FTLNLINEFTLN 0738 and the money too. Thou didst swear to me upon a
FTLNLINEFTLN 073990 parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in my Dolphin chamber at
FTLNLINEFTLN 0740 the round table by a sea-coal fire, upon Wednesday
FTLNLINEFTLN 0741 in Wheeson week, when the Prince broke thy head
FTLNLINEFTLN 0742 for liking his father to a singing-man of Windsor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0743 thou didst swear to me then, as I was washing thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 074495 wound, to marry me and make me my lady thy wife.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0745 Canst thou deny it? Did not Goodwife Keech, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0746 butcher’s wife, come in then and call me Gossip
FTLNLINEFTLN 0747 Quickly, coming in to borrow a mess of vinegar,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0748 telling us she had a good dish of prawns, whereby
FTLNLINEFTLN 0749100 thou didst desire to eat some, whereby I told thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 0750 they were ill for a green wound? And didst thou not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0751 when she was gone downstairs, desire me to be no
FTLNLINEFTLN 0752 more so familiarity with such poor people, saying
FTLNLINEFTLN 0753 that ere long they should call me madam? And didst
FTLNLINEFTLN 0754105 thou not kiss me and bid me fetch thee thirty
FTLNLINEFTLN 0755 shillings? I put thee now to thy book-oath. Deny it if
FTLNLINEFTLN 0756 thou canst.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0757My lord, this is a poor mad soul, and she says
FTLNLINEFTLN 0758 up and down the town that her eldest son is like
FTLNLINEFTLN 0759110 you. She hath been in good case, and the truth is,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0760 poverty hath distracted her. But, for these foolish
FTLNLINEFTLN 0761 officers, I beseech you I may have redress against
FTLNLINEFTLN 0762 them.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0763Sir John, Sir John, I am well acquainted
FTLNLINEFTLN 0764115 with your manner of wrenching the true cause the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0765 false way. It is not a confident brow, nor the throng
FTLNLINEFTLN 0766 of words that come with such more than impudent
FTLNLINEFTLN 0767 sauciness from you, can thrust me from a level
FTLNLINEFTLN 0768 consideration. You have, as it appears to me, practiced
FTLNLINEFTLN 0769120 upon the easy-yielding spirit of this woman,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0770
FTLNLINEFTLN 0771 person.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0773Pray thee, peace.—Pay her the debt you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0774125 owe her, and unpay the villainy you have done with
FTLNLINEFTLN 0775 her. The one you may do with sterling money, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0776 the other with current repentance.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0777My lord, I will not undergo this sneap without
FTLNLINEFTLN 0778 reply. You call honorable boldness “impudent
FTLNLINEFTLN 0779130 sauciness.” If a man will make curtsy and say
FTLNLINEFTLN 0780 nothing, he is virtuous. No, my lord, my humble
FTLNLINEFTLN 0781 duty remembered, I will not be your suitor. I say to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0782 you, I do desire deliverance from these officers,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0783 being upon hasty employment in the King’s affairs.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0784135You speak as having power to do wrong;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0785 but answer in th’ effect of your reputation, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0786 satisfy the poor woman.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0787Come hither, hostess.
SD
SDEnter a Messenger,
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0788Now, Master Gower, what news?
GOWER
FTLNLINEFTLN 0789140 The King, my lord, and Harry Prince of Wales
FTLNLINEFTLN 0790 Are near at hand. The rest the paper tells.
SD
FALSTAFFSD,
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0792Faith, you said so before.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0793As I am a gentleman. Come. No more words
FTLNLINEFTLN 0794145 of it.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0795By this heavenly ground I tread on, I must be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0796 fain to pawn both my plate and the tapestry of my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0797 dining chambers.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0798Glasses, glasses, is the only drinking. And for
FTLNLINEFTLN 0799150 thy walls, a pretty slight drollery, or the story of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0800 Prodigal or the German hunting in waterwork is
FTLNLINEFTLN 0801 worth a thousand of these bed-hangers and these
FTLNLINEFTLN 0803 canst. Come, an ’twere not for thy humors, there’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0804155 not a better wench in England. Go wash thy face,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0805 and draw the action. Come, thou must not be in this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0806 humor with me. Dost not know me? Come, come. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0807 know thou wast set on to this.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0808Pray thee, Sir John, let it be but twenty
FTLNLINEFTLN 0809160 nobles. I’ faith, I am loath to pawn my plate, so God
FTLNLINEFTLN 0810 save me, la.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0811Let it alone. I’ll make other shift. You’ll be a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0812 fool still.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0813Well, you shall have it, though I pawn my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0814165 gown. I hope you’ll come to supper. You’ll pay
FTLNLINEFTLN 0815 me all together?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0816Will I live?SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0817 with her. Hook on, hook on.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 0818Will you have Doll Tearsheet meet you at
FTLNLINEFTLN 0819170 supper?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0820No more words. Let’s have her.
SDHostess,
and others
CHIEF JUSTICESD,
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0823 lord?
CHIEF JUSTICESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0825 tonight?
GOWER FTLNLINEFTLN 0826At
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0828 well. What is the news, my lord?
CHIEF JUSTICESD,
GOWER
FTLNLINEFTLN 0830 No. Fifteen hundred foot, five hundred horse
FTLNLINEFTLN 0831 Are marched up to my Lord of Lancaster
FTLNLINEFTLN 0832 Against Northumberland and the Archbishop.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0833 Comes the King back from Wales, my noble lord?
CHIEF JUSTICESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0834185 You shall have letters of me presently.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0835 Come. Go along with me, good Master Gower.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0836My lord!
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0837What’s the matter?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0838Master Gower, shall I entreat you with me to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0839190 dinner?
GOWER FTLNLINEFTLN 0840I must wait upon my good lord here. I thank
FTLNLINEFTLN 0841 you, good Sir John.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0842Sir John, you loiter here too long, being
FTLNLINEFTLN 0843 you are to take soldiers up in counties as you go.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0844195Will you sup with me, Master Gower?
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0845What foolish master taught you these
FTLNLINEFTLN 0846 manners, Sir John?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 0847Master Gower, if they become me not, he was
FTLNLINEFTLN 0848 a fool that taught them me.—This is the right
FTLNLINEFTLN 0849200 fencing grace, my lord: tap for tap, and so part fair.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 0850Now the Lord lighten thee. Thou art a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0851 great fool.
SD
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0852Before God, I am exceeding weary.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0853Is ’t come to that? I had thought weariness durst
FTLNLINEFTLN 0854 not have attached one of so high blood.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0855Faith, it does me, though it discolors the complexion
FTLNLINEFTLN 08565 of my greatness to acknowledge it. Doth it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0857 not show vilely in me to desire small beer?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0858Why, a prince should not be so loosely studied
FTLNLINEFTLN 0859 as to remember so weak a composition.
FTLNLINEFTLN 086110 for, by my troth, I do now remember the poor
FTLNLINEFTLN 0862 creature small beer. But indeed these humble considerations
FTLNLINEFTLN 0863 make me out of love with my greatness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0864 What a disgrace is it to me to remember thy name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0865 or to know thy face tomorrow, or to take note how
FTLNLINEFTLN 086615 many pair of silk stockings thou hast—with these,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0867 and those that were thy peach-colored
FTLNLINEFTLN 0868 bear the inventory of thy shirts, as, one for superfluity
FTLNLINEFTLN 0869 and another for use. But that the tennis-court
FTLNLINEFTLN 0870 keeper knows better than I, for it is a low ebb of
FTLNLINEFTLN 087120 linen with thee when thou keepest not racket there,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0872 as thou hast not done a great while, because the rest
FTLNLINEFTLN 0873 of the low countries have
FTLNLINEFTLN 0874 holland;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0875 out the ruins of thy linen shall inherit His kingdom;
FTLNLINEFTLN 087625 but the midwives say the children are not in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0877 fault, whereupon the world increases and kindreds
FTLNLINEFTLN 0878 are mightily strengthened.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0879How ill it follows, after you have labored so
FTLNLINEFTLN 0880 hard, you should talk so idly! Tell me, how many
FTLNLINEFTLN 088130 good young princes would do so, their fathers being
FTLNLINEFTLN 0882 so sick as yours at this time is?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0883Shall I tell thee one thing, Poins?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0884Yes, faith, and let it be an excellent good thing.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0885It shall serve among wits of no higher breeding
FTLNLINEFTLN 088635 than thine.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0887Go to. I stand the push of your one thing that
FTLNLINEFTLN 0888 you will tell.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0889Marry, I tell thee it is not meet that I should be
FTLNLINEFTLN 0890 sad, now my father is sick—albeit I could tell to
FTLNLINEFTLN 089140 thee, as to one it pleases me, for fault of a better, to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0892 call my friend, I could be sad, and sad indeed too.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0893Very hardly, upon such a subject.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0895 devil’s book as thou and Falstaff for obduracy and
FTLNLINEFTLN 089645 persistency. Let the end try the man. But I tell thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0897 my heart bleeds inwardly that my father is so sick;
FTLNLINEFTLN 0898 and keeping such vile company as thou art hath in
FTLNLINEFTLN 0899 reason taken from me all ostentation of sorrow.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0900The reason?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 090150What wouldst thou think of me if I should
FTLNLINEFTLN 0902 weep?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0903I would think thee a most princely hypocrite.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0904It would be every man’s thought, and thou art
FTLNLINEFTLN 0905 a blessed fellow to think as every man thinks. Never
FTLNLINEFTLN 090655 a man’s thought in the world keeps the roadway
FTLNLINEFTLN 0907 better than thine. Every man would think me an
FTLNLINEFTLN 0908 hypocrite indeed. And what accites your most worshipful
FTLNLINEFTLN 0909 thought to think so?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0910Why, because you have been so lewd and so
FTLNLINEFTLN 091160 much engraffed to Falstaff.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0912And to thee.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0913By this light, I am well spoke on. I can hear it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0914 with mine own ears. The worst that they can say of
FTLNLINEFTLN 0915 me is that I am a second brother, and that I am a
FTLNLINEFTLN 091665 proper fellow of my hands; and those two things, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0917 confess, I cannot help. By the Mass, here comes
FTLNLINEFTLN 0918 Bardolph.
SDEnter Bardolph and
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0919And the boy that I gave Falstaff. He had him
FTLNLINEFTLN 0920 from me Christian, and look if the fat villain have
FTLNLINEFTLN 092170 not transformed him ape.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0922God save your Grace.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0923And yours, most noble Bardolph.
POINSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0925 fool, must you be blushing? Wherefore blush
FTLNLINEFTLN 092675 you now? What a maidenly man-at-arms are you
FTLNLINEFTLN 0928 maidenhead?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0929He calls me
FTLNLINEFTLN 0930 lattice, and I could discern no part of his face from
FTLNLINEFTLN 093180 the window. At last I spied his eyes, and methought
FTLNLINEFTLN 0932 he had made two holes in the ale-wife’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 0933 petticoat and so peeped through.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0934Has not the boy profited?
BARDOLPHSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 093685 away!
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0937Away, you rascally Althea’s dream, away!
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0938Instruct us, boy. What dream, boy?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 0939Marry, my lord, Althea dreamt she was delivered
FTLNLINEFTLN 0940 of a firebrand, and therefore I call him her dream.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 094190A crown’s worth of good interpretation. There
FTLNLINEFTLN 0942 ’tis, boy.SD
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0943O, that this
FTLNLINEFTLN 0944 cankers! Well, there is sixpence to preserve thee.
SD
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0945An you do not make him
FTLNLINEFTLN 094695 you, the gallows shall have wrong.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0947And how doth thy master, Bardolph?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0948Well, my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0949 Grace’s coming to town. There’s a letter for you.
SD
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0950Delivered with good respect. And how doth the
FTLNLINEFTLN 0951100 Martlemas your master?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0952In bodily health, sir.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0953Marry, the immortal part needs a physician, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 0954 that moves not him. Though that be sick, it dies not.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0955I do allow this wen to be as familiar with me as
FTLNLINEFTLN 0956105 my dog, and he holds his place, for look you how he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0957 writes.SD
POINSSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0959 Every man must know that as oft as he has occasion
FTLNLINEFTLN 0961110 King, for they never prick their finger but they say
FTLNLINEFTLN 0962 “There’s some of the King’s blood spilt.” “How
FTLNLINEFTLN 0963 comes that?” says he that takes upon him not to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0964 conceive. The answer is as ready as a
FTLNLINEFTLN 0965 cap: “I am the King’s poor cousin, sir.”
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0966115Nay, they will be kin to us, or they will fetch it
FTLNLINEFTLN 0967 from Japheth. But
FTLNLINEFTLN 0968 Falstaff, knight, to the son of the King nearest his
FTLNLINEFTLN 0969 father, Harry Prince of Wales, greeting.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0970Why, this is a certificate.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0971120Peace!
FTLNLINEFTLN 0972 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 0973 brevity.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0974He sure means brevity in breath, short-winded.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0976125 and I leave thee. Be not too familiar with Poins, for he
FTLNLINEFTLN 0977 misuses thy favors so much that he swears thou art to
FTLNLINEFTLN 0978 marry his sister Nell. Repent at idle times as thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 0979 mayst, and so farewell.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0980 Thine by yea and no, which is as much as
FTLNLINEFTLN 0981130 to say, as thou usest him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 0982 Jack Falstaff with my
FTLNLINEFTLN 0983 John with my brothers and sisters, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0984 Sir John with all Europe.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0985My lord, I’ll steep this letter in sack and make
FTLNLINEFTLN 0986135 him eat it.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0987That’s to make him eat twenty of his words.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0988 But do you use me thus, Ned? Must I marry your
FTLNLINEFTLN 0989 sister?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 0990God send the wench no worse fortune! But I
FTLNLINEFTLN 0991140 never said so.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0992Well, thus we play the fools with the time, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 0993 the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0994 SD
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0995Yea, my lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 0997 old frank?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 0998At the old place, my lord, in Eastcheap.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 0999What company?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 1000Ephesians, my lord, of the old church.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1001150Sup any women with him?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 1002None, my lord, but old Mistress Quickly and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1003 Mistress Doll Tearsheet.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1004What pagan may that be?
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 1005A proper gentlewoman, sir, and a kinswoman of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1006155 my master’s.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1007Even such kin as the parish heifers are to the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1008 town bull.—Shall we steal upon them, Ned, at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1009 supper?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1010I am your shadow, my lord. I’ll follow you.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1011160Sirrah—you, boy—and Bardolph, no word to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1012 your master that I am yet come to town. There’s for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1013 your silence.SD
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1014I have no tongue, sir.
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 1015And for mine, sir, I will govern it.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1016165Fare you well. Go.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1017 This Doll Tearsheet should be some road.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1018I warrant you, as common as the way between
FTLNLINEFTLN 1019 Saint Albans and London.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1020How might we see Falstaff bestow himself
FTLNLINEFTLN 1021170 tonight in his true colors, and not ourselves be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1022 seen?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1023Put on two leathern jerkins and aprons, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1024 wait upon him at his table as drawers.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1025From a god to a bull: a heavy descension. It
FTLNLINEFTLN 1026175 was Jove’s case. From a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1027 transformation that shall be mine, for in everything
FTLNLINEFTLN 1028 the purpose must weigh with the folly. Follow me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1029 Ned.
SDThey exit.
Harry Percy.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 1030 I pray thee, loving wife and gentle daughter,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1031 Give even way unto my rough affairs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1032 Put not you on the visage of the times
FTLNLINEFTLN 1033 And be, like them, to Percy troublesome.
LADY NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 10345 I have given over. I will speak no more.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1035 Do what you will; your wisdom be your guide.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 1036 Alas, sweet wife, my honor is at pawn,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1037 And, but my going, nothing can redeem it.
LADY PERCY
FTLNLINEFTLN 1038 O yet, for God’s sake, go not to these wars.
FTLNLINEFTLN 103910 The time was, father, that you broke your word
FTLNLINEFTLN 1040 When you were more
FTLNLINEFTLN 1041 When your own Percy, when my heart’s dear Harry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1042 Threw many a northward look to see his father
FTLNLINEFTLN 1043 Bring up his powers; but he did long in vain.
FTLNLINEFTLN 104415 Who then persuaded you to stay at home?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1045 There were two honors lost, yours and your son’s.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1046 For yours, the God of heaven brighten it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1047 For his, it stuck upon him as the sun
FTLNLINEFTLN 1048 In the gray vault of heaven, and by his light
FTLNLINEFTLN 104920 Did all the chivalry of England move
FTLNLINEFTLN 1050 To do brave acts. He was indeed the glass
FTLNLINEFTLN 1051 Wherein the noble youth did dress themselves.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1052
FTLNLINEFTLN 1053 And speaking thick, which nature made his blemish,
FTLNLINEFTLN 105425 Became the accents of the valiant;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1055 For those that could speak low and tardily
FTLNLINEFTLN 1056 Would turn their own perfection to abuse
FTLNLINEFTLN 1058 In diet, in affections of delight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 105930 In military rules, humors of blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1060 He was the mark and glass, copy and book,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1061 That fashioned others. And him—O wondrous him!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1062 O miracle of men!—him did you leave,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1063 Second to none, unseconded by you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 106435 To look upon the hideous god of war
FTLNLINEFTLN 1065 In disadvantage, to abide a field
FTLNLINEFTLN 1066 Where nothing but the sound of Hotspur’s name
FTLNLINEFTLN 1067 Did seem defensible. So you left him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1068 Never, O never, do his ghost the wrong
FTLNLINEFTLN 106940 To hold your honor more precise and nice
FTLNLINEFTLN 1070 With others than with him. Let them alone.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1071 The Marshal and the Archbishop are strong.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1072 Had my sweet Harry had but half their numbers,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1073 Today might I, hanging on Hotspur’s neck,
FTLNLINEFTLN 107445 Have talked of Monmouth’s grave.
NORTHUMBERLAND FTLNLINEFTLN 1075 Beshrew your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1076 heart,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1077 Fair daughter, you do draw my spirits from me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1078 With new lamenting ancient oversights.
FTLNLINEFTLN 107950 But I must go and meet with danger there,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1080 Or it will seek me in another place
FTLNLINEFTLN 1081 And find me worse provided.
LADY NORTHUMBERLAND FTLNLINEFTLN 1082 O, fly to Scotland
FTLNLINEFTLN 1083 Till that the nobles and the armèd commons
FTLNLINEFTLN 108455 Have of their puissance made a little taste.
LADY PERCY
FTLNLINEFTLN 1085 If they get ground and vantage of the King,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1086 Then join you with them like a rib of steel
FTLNLINEFTLN 1087 To make strength stronger; but, for all our loves,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1088 First let them try themselves. So did your son;
FTLNLINEFTLN 108960 He was so suffered. So came I a widow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1090 And never shall have length of life enough
FTLNLINEFTLN 1092 That it may grow and sprout as high as heaven
FTLNLINEFTLN 1093 For recordation to my noble husband.
NORTHUMBERLAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 109465 Come, come, go in with me. ’Tis with my mind
FTLNLINEFTLN 1095 As with the tide swelled up unto his height,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1096 That makes a still-stand, running neither way.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1097 Fain would I go to meet the Archbishop,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1098 But many thousand reasons hold me back.
FTLNLINEFTLN 109970 I will resolve for Scotland. There am I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1100 Till time and vantage crave my company.
SDThey exit.
FRANCIS FTLNLINEFTLN 1101What the devil hast thou brought there—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1102 applejohns? Thou knowest Sir John cannot endure
FTLNLINEFTLN 1103 an applejohn.
FTLNLINEFTLN 11055 once set a dish of applejohns before him and told
FTLNLINEFTLN 1106 him there were five more Sir Johns and, putting off
FTLNLINEFTLN 1107 his hat, said “I will now take my leave of these six
FTLNLINEFTLN 1108 dry, round, old, withered knights.” It angered him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1109 to the heart. But he hath forgot that.
FRANCIS FTLNLINEFTLN 111010Why then, cover and set them down, and see if
FTLNLINEFTLN 1111 thou canst find out Sneak’s noise. Mistress Tearsheet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1112 would fain hear some music.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1113 room where they supped is too hot. They’ll come in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1114 straight.
SDEnter Will.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1116 Poins anon, and they will put on two of our jerkins
FTLNLINEFTLN 1118 Bardolph hath brought word.
FTLNLINEFTLN 112020 will be an excellent stratagem.
FRANCIS FTLNLINEFTLN 1121I’ll see if I can find out Sneak.
SDHe exits
SDEnter
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1122I’ faith, sweetheart, methinks now you are in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1123 an excellent good temperality. Your pulsidge beats
FTLNLINEFTLN 1124 as extraordinarily as heart would desire, and your
FTLNLINEFTLN 112525 color, I warrant you, is as red as any rose, in good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1126 truth, la. But, i’ faith, you have drunk too much
FTLNLINEFTLN 1127 canaries, and that’s a marvellous searching wine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1128 and it perfumes the blood ere one can say “What’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1129 this?” How do you now?
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 113030Better than I was. Hem.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1131Why, that’s well said. A good heart’s worth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1132 gold. Lo, here comes Sir John.
SDEnter Sir John
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1133 When Arthur first in court—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1134 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 113535 And was a worthy king—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1136 How now, Mistress Doll?
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1137Sick of a calm, yea, good faith.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1138So is all her sect. An they be once in a calm,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1139 they are sick.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 114040A pox damn you, you muddy rascal. Is that all the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1141 comfort you give me?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1142You make fat rascals, Mistress Doll.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1143I make them? Gluttony and diseases make
FTLNLINEFTLN 1144 I make them not.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1146 help to make the diseases, Doll. We catch of you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1147 Doll, we catch of you. Grant that, my poor virtue,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1148 grant that.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1149Yea, joy, our chains and our jewels.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 115050Your brooches, pearls, and ouches—for to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1151 serve bravely is to come halting off, you know; to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1152 come off the breach with his pike bent bravely, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1153 to surgery bravely, to venture upon the charged
FTLNLINEFTLN 1154 chambers bravely—
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1156By my troth, this is the old fashion. You two
FTLNLINEFTLN 1157 never meet but you fall to some discord. You are
FTLNLINEFTLN 1158 both, i’ good truth, as rheumatic as two dry toasts.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1159 You cannot one bear with another’s confirmities.
FTLNLINEFTLN 116060 What the good-year! One must bear, andSD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1161 that must be you. You are the weaker vessel, as they
FTLNLINEFTLN 1162 say, the emptier vessel.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1163Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full
FTLNLINEFTLN 1164 hogshead? There’s a whole merchant’s venture of
FTLNLINEFTLN 116565 Bordeaux stuff in him. You have not seen a hulk
FTLNLINEFTLN 1166 better stuffed in the hold.—Come, I’ll be friends
FTLNLINEFTLN 1167 with thee, Jack. Thou art going to the wars, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1168 whether I shall ever see thee again or no, there is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1169 nobody cares.
SDEnter Drawer.
DRAWER FTLNLINEFTLN 117070Sir, Ancient Pistol’s below and would speak
FTLNLINEFTLN 1171 with you.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1172Hang him, swaggering rascal! Let him not come
FTLNLINEFTLN 1173 hither. It is the foul-mouthed’st rogue in England.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1174If he swagger, let him not come here. No, by
FTLNLINEFTLN 117575 my faith, I must live among my neighbors. I’ll no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1176 swaggerers. I am in good name and fame with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1178 here. I have not lived all this while to have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1179 swaggering now. Shut the door, I pray you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 118080Dost thou hear, hostess?
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1181Pray you pacify yourself, Sir John. There
FTLNLINEFTLN 1182 comes no swaggerers here.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1183Dost thou hear? It is mine ancient.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1184Tilly-vally, Sir John, ne’er tell me. And your
FTLNLINEFTLN 118585 ancient swaggerer comes not in my doors. I was
FTLNLINEFTLN 1186 before Master Tisick the debuty t’ other day, and, as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1187 he said to me—’twas no longer ago than Wednesday
FTLNLINEFTLN 1188 last, i’ good faith—“Neighbor Quickly,” says
FTLNLINEFTLN 1189 he—Master Dumb, our minister, was by then—
FTLNLINEFTLN 119090 “Neighbor Quickly,” says he, “receive those that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1191 are civil, for,” said he, “you are in an ill name.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 1192 Now he said so, I can tell whereupon. “For,” says
FTLNLINEFTLN 1193 he, “you are an honest woman, and well thought
FTLNLINEFTLN 1194 on. Therefore take heed what guests you receive.
FTLNLINEFTLN 119595 Receive,” says he, “no swaggering companions.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 1196 There comes none here. You would bless you to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1197 hear what he said. No, I’ll no swaggerers.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1198He’s no swaggerer, hostess, a tame cheater, i’
FTLNLINEFTLN 1199 faith. You may stroke him as gently as a puppy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1200100 greyhound. He’ll not swagger with a Barbary hen if
FTLNLINEFTLN 1201 her feathers turn back in any show of resistance.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1202 Call him up, drawer.SD
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1203“Cheater” call you him? I will bar no honest
FTLNLINEFTLN 1204 man my house, nor no cheater, but I do not love
FTLNLINEFTLN 1205105 swaggering. By my troth, I am the worse when one
FTLNLINEFTLN 1206 says “swagger.” Feel, masters, how I shake; look
FTLNLINEFTLN 1207 you, I warrant you.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1208So you do, hostess.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1209Do I? Yea, in very truth, do I, an ’twere an
FTLNLINEFTLN 1210110 aspen leaf. I cannot abide swaggerers.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1211God save you, Sir John.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1212Welcome, Ancient Pistol. Here, Pistol, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1213 charge you with a cup of sack. Do you discharge
FTLNLINEFTLN 1214 upon mine hostess.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1215115I will discharge upon her, Sir John, with two
FTLNLINEFTLN 1216 bullets.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1217She is pistol-proof. Sir, you shall not hardly
FTLNLINEFTLN 1218 offend her.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1219Come, I’ll drink no proofs nor no bullets. I’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1220120 drink no more than will do me good, for no man’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1221 pleasure, I.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1222Then, to you, Mistress Dorothy! I will charge
FTLNLINEFTLN 1223 you.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1224Charge me? I scorn you, scurvy companion.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1225125 What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating lack-linen
FTLNLINEFTLN 1226 mate! Away, you mouldy rogue, away! I am meat for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1227 your master.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1228I know you, Mistress Dorothy.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1229Away, you cutpurse rascal, you filthy bung, away!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1230130 By this wine, I’ll thrust my knife in your mouldy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1231 chaps an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1232 you bottle-ale rascal, you basket-hilt stale juggler,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1233 you. Since when, I pray you, sir? God’s light, with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1234 two points on your shoulder? Much!
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1235135God let me not live but I will murder your ruff
FTLNLINEFTLN 1236 for this.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1238 here. Discharge yourself of our company, Pistol.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1239No, good Captain Pistol, not here, sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1240140 captain!
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1241Captain? Thou abominable damned cheater, art
FTLNLINEFTLN 1242 thou not ashamed to be called captain? An captains
FTLNLINEFTLN 1244 taking their names upon you before you have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1245145 earned them. You a captain? You slave, for what?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1246 For tearing a poor whore’s ruff in a bawdy house?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1247 He a captain! Hang him, rogue. He lives upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1248 mouldy stewed prunes and dried cakes. A captain?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1249 God’s light, these villains will make the word as
FTLNLINEFTLN 1250150 odious
FTLNLINEFTLN 1251 good word before it was ill sorted.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1252 captains had need look to ’t.
BARDOLPHSD,
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1254Hark thee hither, Mistress Doll.
PISTOLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1256 Bardolph, I could tear her. I’ll be revenged of her.
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 1257Pray thee go down.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1258I’ll see her damned first to Pluto’s damnèd
FTLNLINEFTLN 1259 lake, by this hand, to th’ infernal deep with Erebus
FTLNLINEFTLN 1260160 and tortures vile also. Hold hook and line, say I.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1261 Down, down, dogs! Down,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1262 Hiren here?SD
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1263Good Captain Peesell, be quiet. ’Tis very late,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1264 i’ faith. I beseek you now, aggravate your choler.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1265165These be good humors indeed. Shall pack-horses
FTLNLINEFTLN 1266 and hollow pampered jades of Asia, which
FTLNLINEFTLN 1267 cannot go but thirty mile a day, compare with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1268 Caesars and with cannibals and Troyant Greeks?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1269 Nay, rather damn them with King Cerberus, and let
FTLNLINEFTLN 1270170 the welkin roar. Shall we fall foul for toys?
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1271By my troth, captain, these are very bitter
FTLNLINEFTLN 1272 words.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1273Begone, good ancient. This will grow to a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1274 brawl anon.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1275175
FTLNLINEFTLN 1276 we not Hiren here?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1278 What the good-year, do you think I would deny her?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1279 For God’s sake, be quiet.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1280180Then feed and be fat, my fair Calipolis. Come,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1281 give ’s some sack. Si fortune me tormente, sperato
FTLNLINEFTLN 1282 me contento. Fear we broadsides? No, let the fiend
FTLNLINEFTLN 1283 give fire. Give me some sack, and, sweetheart, lie
FTLNLINEFTLN 1284 thou there.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1285185 full points here? And are etceteras nothings?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1286Pistol, I would be quiet.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1287Sweet knight, I kiss thy neaf. What, we have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1288 seen the seven stars.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1289For God’s sake, thrust him downstairs. I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 1290190 endure such a fustian rascal.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 1291“Thrust him downstairs”? Know we not Galloway
FTLNLINEFTLN 1292 nags?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1293Quoit him down, Bardolph, like a shove-groat
FTLNLINEFTLN 1294 shilling. Nay, an he do nothing but speak
FTLNLINEFTLN 1295195 nothing, he shall be nothing here.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1296Come, get you downstairs.
PISTOLSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1298 incision? Shall we imbrue? Then death rock me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1299 asleep, abridge my doleful days. Why then, let
FTLNLINEFTLN 1300200 grievous, ghastly, gaping wounds untwind the Sisters
FTLNLINEFTLN 1301 Three. Come, Atropos, I say.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1302Here’s goodly stuff toward!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1303Give me my rapier, boy.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1304I pray thee, Jack, I pray thee do not draw.
FALSTAFFSD,
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1306Here’s a goodly tumult. I’ll forswear keeping
FTLNLINEFTLN 1307 house afore I’ll be in these tirrits and frights. So,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1308 murder, I warrant now. Alas, alas, put up your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1309 naked weapons, put up your naked weapons.
SD
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1310210I pray thee, Jack, be quiet. The rascal’s gone. Ah,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1311 you whoreson little valiant villain, you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1313 Methought he made a shrewd thrust at your belly.
SD
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1314Have you turned him out o’ doors?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1315215Yea, sir. The rascal’s drunk. You have hurt
FTLNLINEFTLN 1316 him, sir, i’ th’ shoulder.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1317A rascal to brave me!
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1318Ah, you sweet little rogue, you. Alas, poor ape,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1319 how thou sweat’st! Come, let me wipe thy face.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1320220 Come on, you whoreson chops. Ah, rogue, i’ faith, I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1321 love thee. Thou art as valorous as Hector of Troy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1322 worth five of Agamemnon, and ten times better
FTLNLINEFTLN 1323 than the Nine Worthies. Ah, villain!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1324Ah, rascally slave! I will toss the rogue in a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1325225 blanket.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1326Do, an thou darest for thy heart. An thou dost, I’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1327 canvass thee between a pair of sheets.
SDEnter
PAGE FTLNLINEFTLN 1328The music is come, sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1329Let them play.—Play, sirs.—Sit on my knee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1330230 Doll. A rascal bragging slave! The rogue fled from
FTLNLINEFTLN 1331 me like quicksilver.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1332I’ faith, and thou followed’st him like a church.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1333 Thou whoreson little tidy Bartholomew boar-pig,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1334 when wilt thou leave fighting a-days and foining a-nights
FTLNLINEFTLN 1335235 and begin to patch up thine old body for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1336 heaven?
SDEnter
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1337Peace, good Doll. Do not speak like a death’s-head;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1338 do not bid me remember mine end.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1339Sirrah, what humor’s the Prince of?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1340240A good shallow young fellow, he would have
FTLNLINEFTLN 1342 well.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1343They say Poins has a good wit.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1344He a good wit? Hang him, baboon. His wit’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1345245 as thick as Tewkesbury mustard. There’s no more
FTLNLINEFTLN 1346 conceit in him than is in a mallet.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1347Why does the Prince love him so then?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1348Because their legs are both of a bigness, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1349 he plays at quoits well, and eats conger and fennel,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1350250 and drinks off candles’ ends for flap-dragons, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1351 rides the wild mare with the boys, and jumps upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1352 joint stools, and swears with a good grace, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1353 wears his boots very smooth like unto the sign of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1354 the Leg, and breeds no bate with telling of discreet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1355255 stories, and such other gambol faculties he has that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1356 show a weak mind and an able body, for the which
FTLNLINEFTLN 1357 the Prince admits him; for the Prince himself is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1358 such another. The weight of a hair will turn
FTLNLINEFTLN 1359 scales between their avoirdupois.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1361 have his ears cut off?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1362Let’s beat him before his whore.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1363Look whe’er the withered elder hath not his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1364 poll clawed like a parrot.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1365265Is it not strange that desire should so many years
FTLNLINEFTLN 1366 outlive performance?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1367Kiss me, Doll.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1369 conjunction! What says th’ almanac to that?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1370270And look whether the fiery trigon, his man, be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1371 not lisping to his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1372 his counsel keeper.
FALSTAFFSD,
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1374By my troth, I kiss thee with a most constant
FTLNLINEFTLN 1375275 heart.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1376I am old, I am old.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1378 boy of them all.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1379What stuff wilt
FTLNLINEFTLN 1380280 receive money o’ Thursday;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1381 tomorrow. A merry song! Come, it grows late. We’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 1382 to bed. Thou ’lt forget me when I am gone.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1383By my troth, thou ’lt set me a-weeping an thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1384 sayst so. Prove that ever I dress myself handsome till
FTLNLINEFTLN 1385285 thy return. Well, harken a’ th’ end.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1386Some sack, Francis.
PRINCE, POINSSD,
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1388Ha? A bastard son of the King’s?—And art
FTLNLINEFTLN 1389 not thou Poins his brother?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1390290Why, thou globe of sinful continents, what a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1391 life dost thou lead?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1392A better than thou. I am a gentleman. Thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1393 art a drawer.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1394Very true, sir, and I come to draw you out by
FTLNLINEFTLN 1395295 the ears.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1396O, the Lord preserve thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1397 troth, welcome to London. Now the Lord bless that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1398 sweet face of thine. O Jesu, are you come from
FTLNLINEFTLN 1399 Wales?
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1401 of majesty, by this light flesh and corrupt blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1402 thou art welcome.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1403How? You fat fool, I scorn you.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1404My lord, he will drive you out of your revenge
FTLNLINEFTLN 1405305 and turn all to a merriment if you take not the heat.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1407 how vilely did you speak of me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1408 this honest, virtuous, civil gentlewoman!
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1409God’s blessing of your good heart, and so she
FTLNLINEFTLN 1410310 is, by my troth.
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1413 away by Gad’s Hill. You knew I was at your back,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1414 and spoke it on purpose to try my patience.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1415315No, no, no, not so. I did not think thou wast
FTLNLINEFTLN 1416 within hearing.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1417I shall drive you, then, to confess the wilfull
FTLNLINEFTLN 1418 abuse, and then I know how to handle you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1419No abuse, Hal, o’ mine honor, no abuse.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1420320Not to dispraise me and call me pantler and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1421 bread-chipper and I know not what?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1422No abuse, Hal.
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1423No abuse?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1424No abuse, Ned, i’ th’ world, honest Ned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1425325 none. I dispraised him before the wicked,SD (
Prince
FTLNLINEFTLN 1427 thee; in which doing, I have done the part of a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1428 careful friend and a true subject, and thy father is to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1429 give me thanks for it. No abuse, Hal.—None, Ned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1430330 none. No, faith, boys, none.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1431See now whether pure fear and entire cowardice
FTLNLINEFTLN 1432 doth not make thee wrong this virtuous gentlewoman
FTLNLINEFTLN 1433 to close with us. Is she of the wicked, is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1434 thine hostess here of the wicked, or is thy boy of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1435335 wicked, or honest Bardolph, whose zeal burns in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1436 his nose, of the wicked?
POINS FTLNLINEFTLN 1437Answer, thou dead elm, answer.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1438The fiend hath pricked down Bardolph irrecoverable,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1439 and his face is Lucifer’s privy kitchen,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1440340 where he doth nothing but roast malt-worms. For
FTLNLINEFTLN 1441 the boy, there is a good angel about him, but the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1442 devil blinds him too.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1443For the women?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1444For one of them, she’s in hell already and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1445345 burns poor souls. For th’ other, I owe her money,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1446 and whether she be damned for that I know not.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1448No, I think thou art not. I think thou art quit
FTLNLINEFTLN 1449 for that. Marry, there is another indictment upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1450350 thee for suffering flesh to be eaten in thy house
FTLNLINEFTLN 1451 contrary to the law, for the which I think thou wilt
FTLNLINEFTLN 1452 howl.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1453All vitlars do so. What’s a joint of mutton or
FTLNLINEFTLN 1454 two in a whole Lent?
PRINCESD,
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1456What says your Grace?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1457His grace says that which his flesh rebels
FTLNLINEFTLN 1458 against.
SDPeto knocks at door.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1459Who knocks so loud at door? Look to th’ door
FTLNLINEFTLN 1460360 there, Francis.SD
SD
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1461Peto, how now, what news?
PETO
FTLNLINEFTLN 1462 The King your father is at Westminster,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1463 And there are twenty weak and wearied posts
FTLNLINEFTLN 1464 Come from the north, and as I came along
FTLNLINEFTLN 1465365 I met and overtook a dozen captains,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1466 Bareheaded, sweating, knocking at the taverns
FTLNLINEFTLN 1467 And asking everyone for Sir John Falstaff.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 1468 By heaven, Poins, I feel me much to blame
FTLNLINEFTLN 1469 So idly to profane the precious time
FTLNLINEFTLN 1470370 When tempest of commotion, like the south
FTLNLINEFTLN 1471 Borne with black vapor, doth begin to melt
FTLNLINEFTLN 1472 And drop upon our bare unarmèd heads.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1473 Give me my sword and cloak.—Falstaff, good
FTLNLINEFTLN 1474 night.SDPrince,
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1475375Now comes in the sweetest morsel of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1476 night, and we must hence and leave it unpicked.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1478 door?SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 1479 matter?
BARDOLPH
FTLNLINEFTLN 1480380 You must away to court, sir, presently.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1481 A dozen captains stay at door for you.
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1483 Farewell, hostess.—Farewell, Doll. You see, my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1484 good wenches, how men of merit are sought after.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1485385 The undeserver may sleep when the man of action
FTLNLINEFTLN 1486 is called on. Farewell, good wenches. If I be not sent
FTLNLINEFTLN 1487 away post, I will see you again ere I go.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 1488I cannot speak. If my heart be not ready to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1489 burst—well, sweet Jack, have a care of thyself.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1490390Farewell, farewell.
SDHe exits
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1491Well, fare thee well. I have known thee these
FTLNLINEFTLN 1492 twenty-nine years, come peasecod time, but an
FTLNLINEFTLN 1493 honester and truer-hearted man—well, fare thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 1494 well.
BARDOLPHSD,
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1496What’s the matter?
BARDOLPHSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1498 master.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 1499O, run, Doll, run, run, good Doll.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1500400 She comes blubbered.—Yea! Will you come, Doll?
SDThey exit.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1501 Go call the Earls of Surrey and of Warwick;
FTLNLINEFTLN 1502 But, ere they come, bid them o’erread these letters
FTLNLINEFTLN 1503 And well consider of them. Make good speed.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1504 How many thousand of my poorest subjects
FTLNLINEFTLN 15055 Are at this hour asleep! O sleep, O gentle sleep,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1506 Nature’s soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1507 That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down
FTLNLINEFTLN 1508 And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1509 Why rather, sleep, liest thou in smoky cribs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 151010 Upon uneasy pallets stretching thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1511 And hushed with buzzing night-flies to thy slumber,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1512 Than in the perfumed chambers of the great,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1513 Under the canopies of costly state,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1514 And lulled with sound of sweetest melody?
FTLNLINEFTLN 151515 O thou dull god, why liest thou with the vile
FTLNLINEFTLN 1516 In loathsome beds and leavest the kingly couch
FTLNLINEFTLN 1517 A watch-case or a common ’larum bell?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1518 Wilt thou upon the high and giddy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1519 Seal up the shipboy’s eyes and rock his brains
FTLNLINEFTLN 152020 In cradle of the rude imperious surge
FTLNLINEFTLN 1521 And in the visitation of the winds,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1523 Curling their monstrous heads and hanging them
FTLNLINEFTLN 1524 With deafing clamor in the slippery clouds
FTLNLINEFTLN 152525 That with the hurly death itself awakes?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1526 Canst thou, O partial sleep, give
FTLNLINEFTLN 1527 To the wet
FTLNLINEFTLN 1528 And, in the calmest and most stillest night,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1529 With all appliances and means to boot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 153030 Deny it to a king? Then, happy low, lie down.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1531 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
SDEnter Warwick, Surrey and Sir John Blunt.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 1532 Many good morrows to your Majesty.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1533Is it good morrow, lords?
WARWICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1534’Tis one o’clock, and past.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 153535 Why then, good morrow to you all, my lords.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1536 Have you read o’er the letter that I sent you?
WARWICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1537We have, my liege.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 1538 Then you perceive the body of our kingdom
FTLNLINEFTLN 1539 How foul it is, what rank diseases grow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 154040 And with what danger near the heart of it.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 1541 It is but as a body yet distempered,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1542 Which to his former strength may be restored
FTLNLINEFTLN 1543 With good advice and little medicine.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1544 My Lord Northumberland will soon be cooled.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 154545 O God, that one might read the book of fate
FTLNLINEFTLN 1546 And see the revolution of the times
FTLNLINEFTLN 1547 Make mountains level, and the continent,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1548 Weary of solid firmness, melt itself
FTLNLINEFTLN 1549 Into the sea, and other times to see
FTLNLINEFTLN 1551 Too wide for Neptune’s hips; how chance’s mocks
FTLNLINEFTLN 1552 And changes fill the cup of alteration
FTLNLINEFTLN 1553 With divers liquors!
FTLNLINEFTLN 1554 The happiest youth, viewing his progress through,
FTLNLINEFTLN 155555 What perils past, what crosses to ensue,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1556 Would shut the book and sit him down and die.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1557 ’Tis not ten years gone
FTLNLINEFTLN 1558 Since Richard and Northumberland, great friends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1559 Did feast together, and in two
FTLNLINEFTLN 156060 Were they at wars. It is but eight years since
FTLNLINEFTLN 1561 This Percy was the man nearest my soul,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1562 Who like a brother toiled in my affairs
FTLNLINEFTLN 1563 And laid his love and life under my foot,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1564 Yea, for my sake, even to the eyes of Richard
FTLNLINEFTLN 156565 Gave him defiance. But which of you was by—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1566 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1567 remember—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1568 When Richard, with his eye brimful of tears,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1569 Then checked and rated by Northumberland,
FTLNLINEFTLN 157070 Did speak these words, now proved a prophecy?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1571 “Northumberland, thou ladder by the which
FTLNLINEFTLN 1572 My cousin Bolingbroke ascends my throne”—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1573 Though then, God knows, I had no such intent,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1574 But that necessity so bowed the state
FTLNLINEFTLN 157575 That I and greatness were compelled to kiss—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1576 “The time shall come,” thus did he follow it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1577 “The time will come that foul sin, gathering head,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1578 Shall break into corruption”—so went on,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1579 Foretelling this same time’s condition
FTLNLINEFTLN 158080 And the division of our amity.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 1581 There is a history in all men’s lives
FTLNLINEFTLN 1582 Figuring the natures of the times deceased,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1583 The which observed, a man may prophesy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1584 With a near aim, of the main chance of things
FTLNLINEFTLN 1586 And weak beginning lie intreasurèd.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1587 Such things become the hatch and brood of time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1588 And by the necessary form of this,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1589 King Richard might create a perfect guess
FTLNLINEFTLN 159090 That great Northumberland, then false to him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1591 Would of that seed grow to a greater falseness,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1592 Which should not find a ground to root upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1593 Unless on you.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1594 Are these things then necessities?
FTLNLINEFTLN 159595 Then let us meet them like necessities.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1596 And that same word even now cries out on us.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1597 They say the Bishop and Northumberland
FTLNLINEFTLN 1598 Are fifty thousand strong.
WARWICK FTLNLINEFTLN 1599 It cannot be, my lord.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1600100 Rumor doth double, like the voice and echo,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1601 The numbers of the feared. Please it your Grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 1602 To go to bed. Upon my soul, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1603 The powers that you already have sent forth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1604 Shall bring this prize in very easily.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1605105 To comfort you the more, I have received
FTLNLINEFTLN 1606 A certain instance that Glendower is dead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1607 Your Majesty hath been this fortnight ill,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1608 And these unseasoned hours perforce must add
FTLNLINEFTLN 1609 Unto your sickness.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 1610110 I will take your counsel.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1611 And were these inward wars once out of hand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1612 We would, dear lords, unto the Holy Land.
SDThey exit.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1613Come on, come on, come on. Give me your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1614 hand, sir, give me your hand, sir. An early stirrer, by
FTLNLINEFTLN 1615 the rood. And how doth my good cousin Silence?
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1616Good morrow, good cousin Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 16175And how doth my cousin your bedfellow?
FTLNLINEFTLN 1618 And your fairest daughter and mine, my goddaughter
FTLNLINEFTLN 1619 Ellen?
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1620Alas, a black ousel, cousin Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1621By yea and no, sir. I dare say my cousin
FTLNLINEFTLN 162210 William is become a good scholar. He is at Oxford
FTLNLINEFTLN 1623 still, is he not?
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1624Indeed, sir, to my cost.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1625He must then to the Inns o’ Court shortly. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1626 was once of Clement’s Inn, where I think they will
FTLNLINEFTLN 162715 talk of mad Shallow yet.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1628You were called “Lusty Shallow” then,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1629 cousin.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1630By the Mass, I was called anything, and I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1631 would have done anything indeed too, and roundly
FTLNLINEFTLN 163220 too. There was I, and little John Doit of Staffordshire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1633 and black George Barnes, and Francis Pickbone,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1634 and Will Squele, a Cotswold man. You had
FTLNLINEFTLN 1635 not four such swinge-bucklers in all the Inns o’
FTLNLINEFTLN 1636 Court again. And I may say to you, we knew where
FTLNLINEFTLN 163725 the bona robas were and had the best of them all at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1638 commandment. Then was Jack Falstaff, now Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 1639 John, a boy, and page to Thomas Mowbray, Duke of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1640 Norfolk.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1641This Sir John, cousin, that comes hither anon
FTLNLINEFTLN 164230 about soldiers?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1643The same Sir John, the very same. I see him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1644 break Scoggin’s head at the court gate, when he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1645 was a crack not thus high; and the very same day did
FTLNLINEFTLN 164735 behind Grey’s Inn. Jesu, Jesu, the mad days that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1648 have spent! And to see how many of my old acquaintance
FTLNLINEFTLN 1649 are dead.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1650We shall all follow, cousin.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1651Certain, ’tis certain, very sure, very sure.
FTLNLINEFTLN 165240 Death, as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all. All
FTLNLINEFTLN 1653 shall die. How a good yoke of bullocks at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1654 Fair?
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1655By my troth,
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1656Death is certain. Is old Dooble of your town
FTLNLINEFTLN 165745 living yet?
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1658Dead, sir.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1659Jesu, Jesu, dead! He drew a good bow, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1660 dead? He shot a fine shoot. John o’ Gaunt loved him
FTLNLINEFTLN 1661 well, and betted much money on his head. Dead! He
FTLNLINEFTLN 166250 would have clapped i’ th’ clout at twelve score, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1663 carried you a forehand shaft a fourteen and fourteen
FTLNLINEFTLN 1664 and a half, that it would have done a man’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1665 heart good to see. How a score of ewes now?
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1666Thereafter as they be, a score of good ewes
FTLNLINEFTLN 166755 may be worth ten pounds.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1668And is old Dooble dead?
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1669Here come two of Sir John Falstaff’s men, as I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1670 think.
SDEnter Bardolph and one with him.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 167260I beseech you, which is Justice Shallow?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1673I am Robert Shallow, sir, a poor esquire of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1674 this county and one of the King’s justices of the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1675 peace. What is your good pleasure with me?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1676My captain, sir, commends him to you, my
FTLNLINEFTLN 167765 captain, Sir John Falstaff, a tall gentleman, by
FTLNLINEFTLN 1678 heaven, and a most gallant leader.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1680 backsword man. How doth the good knight? May I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1681 ask how my lady his wife doth?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 168270Sir, pardon. A soldier is better
FTLNLINEFTLN 1683 than with a wife.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1684It is well said, in faith, sir, and it is well said
FTLNLINEFTLN 1685 indeed too. “Better accommodated.” It is good,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1686 yea, indeed is it. Good phrases are surely, and ever
FTLNLINEFTLN 168775 were, very commendable. “Accommodated.” It
FTLNLINEFTLN 1688 comes of accommodo. Very good, a good phrase.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1689Pardon, sir, I have heard the word—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1690 “phrase” call you it? By this day, I know not the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1691 phrase, but I will maintain the word with my sword
FTLNLINEFTLN 169280 to be a soldierlike word, and a word of exceeding
FTLNLINEFTLN 1693 good command, by heaven. “Accommodated,” that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1694 is when a man is, as they say, accommodated, or
FTLNLINEFTLN 1695 when a man is being whereby he may be thought to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1696 be accommodated, which is an excellent thing.
SDEnter Falstaff.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 169785It is very just. Look, here comes good Sir
FTLNLINEFTLN 1698 John.—Give me your good hand, give me your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1699 Worship’s good hand. By my troth, you like well and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1700 bear your years very well. Welcome, good Sir John.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1701I am glad to see you well, good Master
FTLNLINEFTLN 170290 Robert Shallow.—Master
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1703No, Sir John. It is my cousin Silence, in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1704 commission with me.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1705Good Master Silence, it well befits you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1706 should be of the peace.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 170795Your good Worship is welcome.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1708Fie, this is hot weather, gentlemen. Have you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1709 provided me here half a dozen sufficient men?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1710Marry, have we, sir. Will you sit?
SD
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1712100Where’s the roll? Where’s the roll? Where’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1713 the roll? Let me see, let me see, let me see. So, so,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1714 so, so, so. So, so. Yea, marry, sir.—Rafe Mouldy!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1715 Let them appear as I call, let them do so, let them
FTLNLINEFTLN 1716 do so.
SD
and Bullcalf.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1717105 Let me see, where is Mouldy?
MOULDYSD,
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1719What think you, Sir John? A good-limbed
FTLNLINEFTLN 1720 fellow, young, strong, and of good friends.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1721Is thy name Mouldy?
MOULDY FTLNLINEFTLN 1722110Yea, an ’t please you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1723’Tis the more time thou wert used.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1724Ha, ha, ha, most excellent, i’ faith! Things
FTLNLINEFTLN 1725 that are mouldy lack use. Very singular good, in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1726 faith. Well said, Sir John, very well said.
SD
MOULDY FTLNLINEFTLN 1728I was pricked well enough before, an you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1729 could have let me alone. My old dame will be
FTLNLINEFTLN 1730 undone now for one to do her husbandry and her
FTLNLINEFTLN 1731 drudgery. You need not to have pricked me. There
FTLNLINEFTLN 1732120 are other men fitter to go out than I.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1733Go to. Peace, Mouldy. You shall go. Mouldy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1734 it is time you were spent.
MOULDY FTLNLINEFTLN 1735Spent?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1736Peace, fellow, peace. Stand aside. Know you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1737125 where you are?—For th’ other, Sir John. Let me
FTLNLINEFTLN 1738 see.—Simon Shadow!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1739Yea, marry, let me have him to sit under.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1740 He’s like to be a cold soldier.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1741Where’s Shadow?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1743Shadow, whose son art thou?
SHADOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1744My mother’s son, sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1745Thy mother’s son! Like enough, and thy
FTLNLINEFTLN 1746 father’s shadow. So the son of the female is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1747135 shadow of the male. It is often so, indeed, but much
FTLNLINEFTLN 1748 of the father’s substance.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1749Do you like him, Sir John?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1750Shadow will serve for summer. Prick him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1751 for we have a number of shadows
FTLNLINEFTLN 1752140 muster book.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1753Thomas Wart!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1754Where’s he?
WARTSD,
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1756Is thy name Wart?
WART FTLNLINEFTLN 1757145Yea, sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1758Thou art a very ragged wart.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1759Shall I prick him
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1760It were superfluous, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1761 upon his back, and the whole frame stands upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1762150 pins. Prick him no more.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1763Ha, ha, ha. You can do it, sir, you can do it. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1764 commend you well.—Francis Feeble!
FEEBLESD,
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1766What trade art thou, Feeble?
FEEBLE FTLNLINEFTLN 1767155A woman’s tailor, sir.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1768Shall I prick him, sir?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1769You may, but if he had been a man’s tailor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1770 he’d ha’ pricked you.—Wilt thou make as many
FTLNLINEFTLN 1771 holes in an enemy’s battle as thou hast done in a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1772160 woman’s petticoat?
FEEBLE FTLNLINEFTLN 1773I will do my good will, sir. You can have no
FTLNLINEFTLN 1774 more.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1775Well said, good woman’s tailor, well said,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1776 courageous Feeble. Thou wilt be as valiant as the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1778 Prick the woman’s tailor well, Master Shallow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1779 deep, Master Shallow.
FEEBLE FTLNLINEFTLN 1780I would Wart might have gone, sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1781I would thou wert a man’s tailor, that thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 1782170 mightst mend him and make him fit to go. I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 1783 put him to a private soldier that is the leader of so
FTLNLINEFTLN 1784 many thousands. Let that suffice, most forcible
FTLNLINEFTLN 1785 Feeble.
FEEBLE FTLNLINEFTLN 1786It shall suffice, sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1787175I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble.—Who
FTLNLINEFTLN 1788 is
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1789Peter Bullcalf o’ th’ green.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1790Yea, marry, let’s see Bullcalf.
BULLCALFSD,
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1792180Fore God, a likely fellow. Come, prick
FTLNLINEFTLN 1793 Bullcalf till he roar again.
BULLCALF FTLNLINEFTLN 1794O Lord, good my lord captain—
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1795What, dost thou roar before thou art
FTLNLINEFTLN 1796 pricked?
BULLCALF FTLNLINEFTLN 1797185O Lord, sir, I am a diseased man.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1798What disease hast thou?
BULLCALF FTLNLINEFTLN 1799A whoreson cold, sir, a cough, sir, which I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1800 caught with ringing in the King’s affairs upon his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1801 coronation day, sir.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1802190Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1803 We will have away thy cold, and I will take such
FTLNLINEFTLN 1804 order that thy friends shall ring for thee.—Is here
FTLNLINEFTLN 1805 all?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1806Here is two more called than your number.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1807195 You must have but four here, sir, and so I pray you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1808 go in with me to dinner.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1809Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 1810 tarry dinner. I am glad to see you, by my troth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1811 Master Shallow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1813 all night in the windmill in Saint George’s Field?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1814No more of that,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1815 more of that.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1816Ha, ’twas a merry night. And is Jane Nightwork
FTLNLINEFTLN 1817205 alive?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1818She lives, Master Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1819She never could away with me.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1820Never, never. She would always say she could
FTLNLINEFTLN 1821 not abide Master Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1822210By the Mass, I could anger her to th’ heart.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1823 She was then a bona roba. Doth she hold her own
FTLNLINEFTLN 1824 well?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1825Old, old, Master Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1826Nay, she must be old. She cannot choose but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1827215 be old. Certain, she’s old, and had Robin Nightwork
FTLNLINEFTLN 1828 by old Nightwork before I came to Clement’s Inn.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 1829That’s fifty-five year ago.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1830Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1831 that this knight and I have seen!—Ha, Sir John, said
FTLNLINEFTLN 1832220 I well?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1833We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master
FTLNLINEFTLN 1834 Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1835That we have, that we have, that we have. In
FTLNLINEFTLN 1836 faith, Sir John, we have. Our watchword was “Hem,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1837225 boys.” Come, let’s to dinner, come, let’s to dinner.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1838 Jesus, the days that we have seen! Come, come.
SD
BULLCALF FTLNLINEFTLN 1839Good Master Corporate Bardolph, stand my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1840 friend, and here’s four Harry ten-shillings in
FTLNLINEFTLN 1841 French crowns for you.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1842230 In very truth, sir, I had as lief be hanged, sir, as go.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1843 And yet, for mine own part, sir, I do not care, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1844 rather because I am unwilling, and, for mine own
FTLNLINEFTLN 1845 part, have a desire to stay with my friends. Else, sir,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1846 I did not care, for mine own part, so much.
MOULDY FTLNLINEFTLN 1848And, good Master Corporal Captain, for my
FTLNLINEFTLN 1849 old dame’s sake, stand my friend. She has nobody to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1850 do anything about her when I am gone, and she is
FTLNLINEFTLN 1851 old and cannot help herself. You shall have forty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1852240 sir.SD
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1853Go to. Stand aside.
FEEBLE FTLNLINEFTLN 1854By my troth, I care not. A man can die but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1855 once. We owe God a death. I’ll ne’er bear a base
FTLNLINEFTLN 1856 mind. An ’t be my destiny, so; an ’t be not, so. No
FTLNLINEFTLN 1857245 man’s too good to serve ’s prince, and let it go
FTLNLINEFTLN 1858 which way it will, he that dies this year is quit for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1859 the next.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 1860Well said. Th’ art a good fellow.
FEEBLE FTLNLINEFTLN 1861Faith, I’ll bear no base mind.
SDEnter Falstaff and the Justices.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1862250Come, sir, which men shall I have?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1863Four of which you please.
BARDOLPHSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1865 have three pound to free Mouldy and Bullcalf.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1866Go to, well.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1867255Come, Sir John, which four will you have?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1868Do you choose for me.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1869Marry, then, Mouldy, Bullcalf, Feeble, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1870 Shadow.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1871Mouldy and Bullcalf! For you, Mouldy, stay
FTLNLINEFTLN 1872260 at home till you are past service.—And for your
FTLNLINEFTLN 1873 part, Bullcalf, grow till you come unto it. I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 1874 none of you.SD
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1875Sir John, Sir John, do not yourself wrong.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1876 They are your likeliest men, and I would have you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1877265 served with the best.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1878Will you tell me, Master Shallow, how to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1879 choose a man? Care I for the limb, the thews, the
FTLNLINEFTLN 1881 me the spirit, Master Shallow. Here’s Wart. You see
FTLNLINEFTLN 1882270 what a ragged appearance it is. He shall charge you
FTLNLINEFTLN 1883 and discharge you with the motion of a pewterer’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1884 hammer, come off and on swifter than he that
FTLNLINEFTLN 1885 gibbets on the brewer’s bucket. And this same half-faced
FTLNLINEFTLN 1886 fellow, Shadow, give me this man. He presents
FTLNLINEFTLN 1887275 no mark to the enemy. The foeman may with
FTLNLINEFTLN 1888 as great aim level at the edge of a penknife. And for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1889 a retreat, how swiftly will this Feeble, the woman’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1890 tailor, run off! O, give me the spare men, and spare
FTLNLINEFTLN 1891 me the great ones.—Put me a caliver into Wart’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1892280 hand, Bardolph.
BARDOLPHSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1894 Thas, thas, thas.
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1896 very well, go to, very good, exceeding good. O, give
FTLNLINEFTLN 1897285 me always a little, lean, old, chopped, bald shot.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1898 Well said, i’ faith, Wart. Th’ art a good scab. Hold,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1899 there’s a tester for thee.SD
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1900He is not his craft’s master. He doth not do it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1901 right. I remember at Mile End Green, when I lay at
FTLNLINEFTLN 1902290 Clement’s Inn—I was then Sir Dagonet in Arthur’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1903 show—there was a little quiver fellow, and he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1904 would manage you his piece thus.SD
with the musket.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1906 about, and come you in, and come you in. “Rah,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1907295 tah, tah,” would he say. “Bounce,” would he say,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1908 and away again would he go, and again would he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1909 come. I shall ne’er see such a fellow.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1910These fellows will do well, Master Shallow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1911 —God keep you, Master Silence. I will not use
FTLNLINEFTLN 1912300 many words with you. Fare you well, gentlemen
FTLNLINEFTLN 1913 both. I thank you. I must a dozen mile tonight.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1914 Bardolph, give the soldiers coats.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1916 your affairs. God send us peace. At your return, visit
FTLNLINEFTLN 1917305 our house. Let our old acquaintance be renewed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1918 Peradventure I will with you to the court.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1919Fore God, would you would,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1920 Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 1921Go to. I have spoke at a word. God keep you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 1922310Fare you well, gentle gentlemen.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1923 On, Bardolph. Lead the men away.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 1924 As I return, I will fetch off these justices. I do see
FTLNLINEFTLN 1925 the bottom of Justice Shallow. Lord, Lord, how
FTLNLINEFTLN 1926 subject we old men are to this vice of lying. This
FTLNLINEFTLN 1927315 same starved justice hath done nothing but prate to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1928 me of the wildness of his youth and the feats he hath
FTLNLINEFTLN 1929 done about Turnbull Street, and every third word a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1930 lie, duer paid to the hearer than the Turk’s tribute. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 1931 do remember him at Clement’s Inn, like a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 1932320 made after supper of a cheese paring. When he was
FTLNLINEFTLN 1933 naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked radish
FTLNLINEFTLN 1934 with a head fantastically carved upon it with a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1935 knife. He was so forlorn that his dimensions to
FTLNLINEFTLN 1936 any thick sight were invincible. He was the very
FTLNLINEFTLN 1937325 genius of famine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1938 and the whores called him “mandrake.”
FTLNLINEFTLN 1939
FTLNLINEFTLN 1940 those tunes to the overscutched huswives that he
FTLNLINEFTLN 1941 heard the carmen whistle, and swore they were his
FTLNLINEFTLN 1942330 fancies or his good-nights.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1943 dagger become a squire, and talks as familiarly
FTLNLINEFTLN 1944 of John o’ Gaunt as if he had been sworn brother
FTLNLINEFTLN 1945 to him, and I’ll be sworn he ne’er saw him but
FTLNLINEFTLN 1946 once in the tilt-yard, and then he burst his head
FTLNLINEFTLN 1947335 for crowding among the Marshal’s men. I saw it
FTLNLINEFTLN 1948 and told John o’ Gaunt he beat his own name, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 1950 an eel-skin; the case of a treble hautboy was a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1951 mansion for him, a court. And now has he land and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1952340 beefs. Well, I’ll be acquainted with him if I return,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1953 and ’t shall go hard but I’ll make him a philosopher’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 1954 two stones to me. If the young dace be a
FTLNLINEFTLN 1955 bait for the old pike, I see no reason in the law of
FTLNLINEFTLN 1956 nature but I may snap at him. Let time shape, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 1957345 there an end.
SD
Bardolph, Hastings,
of Gaultree.
ARCHBISHOP FTLNLINEFTLN 1958What is this forest called?
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 1959 ’Tis Gaultree Forest, an ’t shall please your Grace.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 1960 Here stand, my lords, and send discoverers forth
FTLNLINEFTLN 1961 To know the numbers of our enemies.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 19625 We have sent forth already.
ARCHBISHOP FTLNLINEFTLN 1963 ’Tis well done.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1964 My friends and brethren in these great affairs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1965 I must acquaint you that I have received
FTLNLINEFTLN 1966 New-dated letters from Northumberland,
FTLNLINEFTLN 196710 Their cold intent, tenor, and substance, thus:
FTLNLINEFTLN 1968 Here doth he wish his person, with such powers
FTLNLINEFTLN 1969 As might hold sortance with his quality,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1970 The which he could not levy; whereupon
FTLNLINEFTLN 1971 He is retired, to ripe his growing fortunes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 197215 To Scotland, and concludes in hearty prayers
FTLNLINEFTLN 1973 That your attempts may overlive the hazard
FTLNLINEFTLN 1974 And fearful meeting of their opposite.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 1975 Thus do the hopes we have in him touch ground
FTLNLINEFTLN 1976 And dash themselves to pieces.
HASTINGS FTLNLINEFTLN 197720 Now, what news?
MESSENGER
FTLNLINEFTLN 1978 West of this forest, scarcely off a mile,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1979 In goodly form comes on the enemy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1980 And, by the ground they hide, I judge their number
FTLNLINEFTLN 1981 Upon or near the rate of thirty thousand.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 198225 The just proportion that we gave them out.
FTLNLINEFTLN 1983 Let us sway on and face them in the field.
SDEnter Westmoreland.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 1984 What well-appointed leader fronts us here?
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 1985 I think it is my Lord of Westmoreland.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 1986 Health and fair greeting from our general,
FTLNLINEFTLN 198730 The Prince Lord John and Duke of Lancaster.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 1988 Say on, my Lord of Westmoreland, in peace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1989 What doth concern your coming.
WESTMORELAND FTLNLINEFTLN 1990 Then, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1991 Unto your Grace do I in chief address
FTLNLINEFTLN 199235 The substance of my speech. If that rebellion
FTLNLINEFTLN 1993 Came like itself, in base and abject routs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1994 Led on by bloody youth, guarded with rage,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1995 And countenanced by boys and beggary—
FTLNLINEFTLN 1996 I say, if damned commotion so
FTLNLINEFTLN 199740 In his true, native, and most proper shape,
FTLNLINEFTLN 1998 You, reverend father, and these noble lords
FTLNLINEFTLN 1999 Had not been here to dress the ugly form
FTLNLINEFTLN 2000 Of base and bloody insurrection
FTLNLINEFTLN 2001 With your fair honors. You, Lord Archbishop,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2003 Whose beard the silver hand of peace hath touched,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2004 Whose learning and good letters peace hath tutored,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2005 Whose white investments figure innocence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2006 The dove and very blessèd spirit of peace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 200750 Wherefore do you so ill translate yourself
FTLNLINEFTLN 2008 Out of the speech of peace, that bears such grace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2009 Into the harsh and boist’rous tongue of war,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2010 Turning your books to graves, your ink to blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2011 Your pens to lances, and your tongue divine
FTLNLINEFTLN 201255 To a loud trumpet and a point of war?
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2013 Wherefore do I this? So the question stands.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2014 Briefly, to this end: we are all diseased
FTLNLINEFTLN 2015
FTLNLINEFTLN 2016 Have brought ourselves into a burning fever,
FTLNLINEFTLN 201760 And we must bleed for it; of which disease
FTLNLINEFTLN 2018 Our late King Richard, being infected, died.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2019 But, my most noble Lord of Westmoreland,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2020 I take not on me here as a physician,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2021 Nor do I as an enemy to peace
FTLNLINEFTLN 202265 Troop in the throngs of military men,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2023 But rather show awhile like fearful war
FTLNLINEFTLN 2024 To diet rank minds sick of happiness
FTLNLINEFTLN 2025 And purge th’ obstructions which begin to stop
FTLNLINEFTLN 2026 Our very veins of life. Hear me more plainly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 202770 I have in equal balance justly weighed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2028 What wrongs our arms may do, what wrongs we
FTLNLINEFTLN 2029 suffer,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2030 And find our griefs heavier than our offenses.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2031 We see which way the stream of time doth run
FTLNLINEFTLN 203275 And are enforced from our most quiet there
FTLNLINEFTLN 2033 By the rough torrent of occasion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2034 And have the summary of all our griefs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2035 When time shall serve, to show in articles;
FTLNLINEFTLN 203780 And might by no suit gain our audience.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2038 When we are wronged and would unfold our griefs,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2039 We are denied access unto his person
FTLNLINEFTLN 2040 Even by those men that most have done us wrong.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2041 The dangers of the days but newly gone,
FTLNLINEFTLN 204285 Whose memory is written on the earth
FTLNLINEFTLN 2043 With yet-appearing blood, and the examples
FTLNLINEFTLN 2044 Of every minute’s instance, present now,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2045 Hath put us in these ill-beseeming arms,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2046 Not to break peace or any branch of it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 204790 But to establish here a peace indeed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2048 Concurring both in name and quality.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2049 Whenever yet was your appeal denied?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2050 Wherein have you been gallèd by the King?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2051 What peer hath been suborned to grate on you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 205295 That you should seal this lawless bloody book
FTLNLINEFTLN 2053 Of forged rebellion with a seal divine
FTLNLINEFTLN 2054
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2055 My brother general, the commonwealth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2056
FTLNLINEFTLN 2057100 I make my quarrel in particular.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2058 There is no need of any such redress,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2059 Or if there were, it not belongs to you.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2060 Why not to him in part, and to us all
FTLNLINEFTLN 2061 That feel the bruises of the days before
FTLNLINEFTLN 2062105 And suffer the condition of these times
FTLNLINEFTLN 2063 To lay a heavy and unequal hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 2064 Upon our honors?
WESTMORELAND FTLNLINEFTLN 2065
FTLNLINEFTLN 2066 Construe the times to their necessities,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2068 And not the King, that doth you injuries.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2069 Yet for your part, it not appears to me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2070 Either from the King or in the present time
FTLNLINEFTLN 2071 That you should have an inch of any ground
FTLNLINEFTLN 2072115 To build a grief on. Were you not restored
FTLNLINEFTLN 2073 To all the Duke of Norfolk’s seigniories,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2074 Your noble and right well remembered father’s?
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2075 What thing, in honor, had my father lost
FTLNLINEFTLN 2076 That need to be revived and breathed in me?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2077120 The King that loved him, as the state stood then,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2078 Was
FTLNLINEFTLN 2079 And then that Henry Bolingbroke and he,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2080 Being mounted and both rousèd in their seats,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2081 Their neighing coursers daring of the spur,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2082125 Their armèd staves in charge, their beavers down,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2083 Their eyes of fire sparkling through sights of steel,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2084 And the loud trumpet blowing them together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2085 Then, then, when there was nothing could have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2086 stayed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2087130 My father from the breast of Bolingbroke,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2088 O, when the King did throw his warder down—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2089 His own life hung upon the staff he threw—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2090 Then threw he down himself and all their lives
FTLNLINEFTLN 2091 That by indictment and by dint of sword
FTLNLINEFTLN 2092135 Have since miscarried under Bolingbroke.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2093 You speak, Lord Mowbray, now you know not what.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2094 The Earl of Hereford was reputed then
FTLNLINEFTLN 2095 In England the most valiant gentleman.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2096 Who knows on whom fortune would then have
FTLNLINEFTLN 2097140 smiled?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2098 But if your father had been victor there,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2099 He ne’er had borne it out of Coventry;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2101 Cried hate upon him; and all their prayers and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2102145 love
FTLNLINEFTLN 2103 Were set on Hereford, whom they doted on
FTLNLINEFTLN 2104 And blessed and graced,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2105 King.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2106 But this is mere digression from my purpose.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2107150 Here come I from our princely general
FTLNLINEFTLN 2108 To know your griefs, to tell you from his Grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 2109 That he will give you audience; and wherein
FTLNLINEFTLN 2110 It shall appear that your demands are just,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2111 You shall enjoy them, everything set off
FTLNLINEFTLN 2112155 That might so much as think you enemies.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2113 But he hath forced us to compel this offer,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2114 And it proceeds from policy, not love.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2115 Mowbray, you overween to take it so.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2116 This offer comes from mercy, not from fear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2117160 For, lo, within a ken our army lies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2118 Upon mine honor, all too confident
FTLNLINEFTLN 2119 To give admittance to a thought of fear.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2120 Our battle is more full of names than yours,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2121 Our men more perfect in the use of arms,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2122165 Our armor all as strong, our cause the best.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2123 Then reason will our hearts should be as good.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2124 Say you not then our offer is compelled.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2125 Well, by my will, we shall admit no parley.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2126 That argues but the shame of your offense.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2127170 A rotten case abides no handling.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2128 Hath the Prince John a full commission,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2129 In very ample virtue of his father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2131 Of what conditions we shall stand upon?
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2132175 That is intended in the General’s name.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2133 I muse you make so slight a question.
ARCHBISHOPSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2134 Then take, my Lord of Westmoreland, this schedule,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2135 For this contains our general grievances.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2136 Each several article herein redressed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2137180 All members of our cause, both here and hence
FTLNLINEFTLN 2138 That are insinewed to this action,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2139 Acquitted by a true substantial form
FTLNLINEFTLN 2140 And present execution of our wills
FTLNLINEFTLN 2141 To us and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2142185 We come within our awful banks again
FTLNLINEFTLN 2143 And knit our powers to the arm of peace.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2144 This will I show the General. Please you, lords,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2145 In sight of both our battles we may meet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2146
FTLNLINEFTLN 2147190 Or to the place of difference call the swords
FTLNLINEFTLN 2148 Which must decide it.
ARCHBISHOP FTLNLINEFTLN 2149 My lord, we will do so.
SDWestmoreland exits.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2150 There is a thing within my bosom tells me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2151 That no conditions of our peace can stand.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2152195 Fear you not that. If we can make our peace
FTLNLINEFTLN 2153 Upon such large terms and so absolute
FTLNLINEFTLN 2154 As our conditions shall consist upon,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2155 Our peace shall stand as firm as rocky mountains.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2156 Yea, but our valuation shall be such
FTLNLINEFTLN 2157200 That every slight and false-derivèd cause,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2159 Shall to the King taste of this action,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2160 That, were our royal faiths martyrs in love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2161 We shall be winnowed with so rough a wind
FTLNLINEFTLN 2162205 That even our corn shall seem as light as chaff,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2163 And good from bad find no partition.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2164 No, no, my lord. Note this: the King is weary
FTLNLINEFTLN 2165 Of dainty and such picking grievances,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2166 For he hath found to end one doubt by death
FTLNLINEFTLN 2167210 Revives two greater in the heirs of life;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2168 And therefore will he wipe his tables clean
FTLNLINEFTLN 2169 And keep no telltale to his memory
FTLNLINEFTLN 2170 That may repeat and history his loss
FTLNLINEFTLN 2171 To new remembrance. For full well he knows
FTLNLINEFTLN 2172215 He cannot so precisely weed this land
FTLNLINEFTLN 2173 As his misdoubts present occasion;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2174 His foes are so enrooted with his friends
FTLNLINEFTLN 2175 That, plucking to unfix an enemy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2176 He doth unfasten so and shake a friend;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2177220 So that this land, like an offensive wife
FTLNLINEFTLN 2178 That hath enraged him on to offer strokes,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2179 As he is striking holds his infant up
FTLNLINEFTLN 2180 And hangs resolved correction in the arm
FTLNLINEFTLN 2181 That was upreared to execution.
HASTINGS
FTLNLINEFTLN 2182225 Besides, the King hath wasted all his rods
FTLNLINEFTLN 2183 On late offenders, that he now doth lack
FTLNLINEFTLN 2184 The very instruments of chastisement,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2185 So that his power, like to a fangless lion,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2186 May offer but not hold.
ARCHBISHOP FTLNLINEFTLN 2187230 ’Tis very true,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2188 And therefore be assured, my good Lord Marshal,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2189 If we do now make our atonement well,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2190 Our peace will, like a broken limb united,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2191 Grow stronger for the breaking.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2193 Here is returned my Lord of Westmoreland.
SDEnter Westmoreland.
WESTMORELANDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2194 The Prince is here at hand. Pleaseth your Lordship
FTLNLINEFTLN 2195 To meet his Grace just distance ’tween our armies.
SDEnter Prince John and his army.
MOWBRAYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2196 Your Grace of York, in God’s name then set
FTLNLINEFTLN 2197240 forward.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2198 Before, and greet his Grace.—My lord, we come.
SD
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2199 You are well encountered here, my cousin
FTLNLINEFTLN 2200 Mowbray.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2201 Good day to you, gentle Lord Archbishop,—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2202245 And so to you, Lord Hastings, and to all.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2203 My Lord of York, it better showed with you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2204 When that your flock, assembled by the bell,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2205 Encircled you to hear with reverence
FTLNLINEFTLN 2206 Your exposition on the holy text
FTLNLINEFTLN 2207250
FTLNLINEFTLN 2208 Cheering a rout of rebels with your drum,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2209 Turning the word to sword, and life to death.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2210 That man that sits within a monarch’s heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 2211 And ripens in the sunshine of his favor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2212255 Would he abuse the countenance of the King,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2213 Alack, what mischiefs might he set abroach
FTLNLINEFTLN 2214 In shadow of such greatness! With you, Lord
FTLNLINEFTLN 2215 Bishop,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2216 It is even so. Who hath not heard it spoken
FTLNLINEFTLN 2217260 How deep you were within the books of God,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2219 To us th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 2220 The very opener and intelligencer
FTLNLINEFTLN 2221 Between the grace, the sanctities, of heaven,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2222265 And our dull workings? O, who shall believe
FTLNLINEFTLN 2223 But you misuse the reverence of your place,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2224
FTLNLINEFTLN 2225 As a false favorite doth his prince’s name,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2226 In deeds dishonorable? You have ta’en up,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2227270 Under the counterfeited zeal of God,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2228 The subjects of His substitute, my father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2229 And both against the peace of heaven and him
FTLNLINEFTLN 2230 Have here up-swarmed them.
ARCHBISHOP FTLNLINEFTLN 2231 Good my Lord of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2232275 Lancaster,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2233 I am not here against your father’s peace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2234 But, as I told my Lord of Westmoreland,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2235 The time misordered doth, in common sense,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2236 Crowd us and crush us to this monstrous form
FTLNLINEFTLN 2237280 To hold our safety up. I sent your Grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 2238 The parcels and particulars of our grief,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2239 The which hath been with scorn shoved from the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2240 court,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2241 Whereon this Hydra son of war is born,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2242285 Whose dangerous eyes may well be charmed asleep
FTLNLINEFTLN 2243 With grant of our most just and right desires,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2244 And true obedience, of this madness cured,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2245 Stoop tamely to the foot of majesty.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2246 If not, we ready are to try our fortunes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2247290 To the last man.
HASTINGS FTLNLINEFTLN 2248 And though we here fall down,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2249 We have supplies to second our attempt;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2250 If they miscarry, theirs shall second them,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2251 And so success of mischief shall be born,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2253 Whiles England shall have generation.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2254 You are too shallow, Hastings, much too shallow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2255 To sound the bottom of the after-times.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2256 Pleaseth your Grace to answer them directly
FTLNLINEFTLN 2257300 How far forth you do like their articles.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2258 I like them all, and do allow them well,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2259 And swear here by the honor of my blood
FTLNLINEFTLN 2260 My father’s purposes have been mistook,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2261 And some about him have too lavishly
FTLNLINEFTLN 2262305 Wrested his meaning and authority.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2263 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2264 with speed redressed;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2265 Upon my soul, they shall. If this may please you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2266 Discharge your powers unto their several counties,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2267310 As we will ours, and here, between the armies,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2268 Let’s drink together friendly and embrace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2269 That all their eyes may bear those tokens home
FTLNLINEFTLN 2270 Of our restorèd love and amity.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2271 I take your princely word for these redresses.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2272315 I give it you, and will maintain my word,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2273 And thereupon I drink unto your Grace.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2274 Go, captain, and deliver to the army
FTLNLINEFTLN 2275 This news of peace. Let them have pay, and part.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2276 I know it will well please them. Hie thee, captain.
SD
ARCHBISHOPSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2277320 To you, my noble Lord of Westmoreland.
WESTMORELANDSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2279 I have bestowed to breed this present peace,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2280 You would drink freely. But my love to you
FTLNLINEFTLN 2281 Shall show itself more openly hereafter.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2282325 I do not doubt you.
WESTMORELAND FTLNLINEFTLN 2283 I am glad of it.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2284 Health to my lord and gentle cousin, Mowbray.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2285 You wish me health in very happy season,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2286 For I am on the sudden something ill.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2287330 Against ill chances men are ever merry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2288 But heaviness foreruns the good event.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2289 Therefore be merry, coz, since sudden sorrow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2290 Serves to say thus: “Some good thing comes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2291 tomorrow.”
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2292335 Believe me, I am passing light in spirit.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2293 So much the worse if your own rule be true.
SDShout
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2294 The word of peace is rendered. Hark how they
FTLNLINEFTLN 2295 shout.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2296 This had been cheerful after victory.
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2297340 A peace is of the nature of a conquest,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2298 For then both parties nobly are subdued,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2299 And neither party loser.
JOHN OF LANCASTERSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2301 And let our army be dischargèd too.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2303 you, let our trains
FTLNLINEFTLN 2304 March by us, that we may peruse the men
FTLNLINEFTLN 2305 We should have coped withal.
ARCHBISHOP FTLNLINEFTLN 2306 Go, good Lord
FTLNLINEFTLN 2307350 Hastings,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2308 And ere they be dismissed, let them march by.
SD
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2309 I trust, lords, we shall lie tonight together.
SDEnter Westmoreland.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2310 Now, cousin, wherefore stands our army still?
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2311 The leaders, having charge from you to stand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2312355 Will not go off until they hear you speak.
JOHN OF LANCASTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2313They know their duties.
SDEnter Hastings.
HASTINGSSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2314 My lord, our army is dispersed already.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2315 Like youthful steers unyoked, they take their
FTLNLINEFTLN 2316 courses
FTLNLINEFTLN 2317360 East, west, north, south, or, like a school broke up,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2318 Each hurries toward his home and sporting-place.
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2319 Good tidings, my Lord Hastings, for the which
FTLNLINEFTLN 2320 I do arrest thee, traitor, of high treason.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2321 And you, Lord Archbishop, and you, Lord Mowbray,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2322365 Of capital treason I attach you both.
MOWBRAY
FTLNLINEFTLN 2323 Is this proceeding just and honorable?
WESTMORELAND FTLNLINEFTLN 2324Is your assembly so?
ARCHBISHOP
FTLNLINEFTLN 2325 Will you thus break your faith?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2327370 I promised you redress of these same grievances
FTLNLINEFTLN 2328 Whereof you did complain, which, by mine honor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2329 I will perform with a most Christian care.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2330 But for you rebels, look to taste the due
FTLNLINEFTLN 2331 Meet for rebellion
FTLNLINEFTLN 2332375 Most shallowly did you these arms commence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2333 Fondly brought here, and foolishly sent hence.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2334 Strike up our drums; pursue the scattered stray.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2335 God, and not we, hath safely fought today.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2336 Some guard
FTLNLINEFTLN 2337380 Treason’s true bed and yielder-up of breath.
SD
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2338What’s your name, sir? Of what condition are
FTLNLINEFTLN 2339 you, and of what place,
COLEVILE FTLNLINEFTLN 2340I am a knight, sir, and my name is Colevile of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2341 the Dale.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 23425Well then, Colevile is your name, a knight is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2343 your degree, and your place the Dale. Colevile shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 2344 be still your name, a traitor your degree, and the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2345 dungeon your place, a place deep enough so shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 2346 you be still Colevile of the Dale.
COLEVILE FTLNLINEFTLN 234710Are not you Sir John Falstaff?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2348As good a man as he, sir, whoe’er I am. Do
FTLNLINEFTLN 2349 you yield, sir, or shall I sweat for you? If I do sweat,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2350 they are the drops of thy lovers and they weep for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2351 thy death. Therefore rouse up fear and trembling,
FTLNLINEFTLN 235215 and do observance to my mercy.
COLEVILE FTLNLINEFTLN 2353I think you are Sir John Falstaff, and in that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2354 thought yield me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2356 of mine, and not a tongue of them all speaks any
FTLNLINEFTLN 235720 other word but my name. An I had but a belly of any
FTLNLINEFTLN 2358 indifferency, I were simply the most active fellow in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2359 Europe. My womb, my womb, my womb undoes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2360 me. Here comes our general.
SDEnter John, Westmoreland, and the rest.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2361 The heat is past. Follow no further now.
FTLNLINEFTLN 236225 Call in the powers, good cousin Westmoreland.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2363 Now, Falstaff, where have you been all this while?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2364 When everything is ended, then you come.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2365 These tardy tricks of yours will, on my life,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2366 One time or other break some gallows’ back.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 236730I would be sorry, my lord, but it should be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2368 thus. I never knew yet but rebuke and check was the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2369 reward of valor. Do you think me a swallow, an
FTLNLINEFTLN 2370 arrow, or a bullet? Have I in my poor and old
FTLNLINEFTLN 2371 motion the expedition of thought? I have speeded
FTLNLINEFTLN 237235 hither with the very extremest inch of possibility. I
FTLNLINEFTLN 2373 have foundered ninescore and odd posts, and here,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2374 travel-tainted as I am, have in my pure and immaculate
FTLNLINEFTLN 2375 valor taken Sir John Colevile of the Dale, a most
FTLNLINEFTLN 2376 furious knight and valorous enemy. But what of
FTLNLINEFTLN 237740 that? He saw me and yielded, that I may justly say,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2378 with the hook-nosed fellow of Rome, “There, cousin,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2379 I came, saw, and overcame.”
JOHN OF LANCASTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2380It was more of his courtesy than
FTLNLINEFTLN 2381 your deserving.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 238245I know not. Here he is, and here I yield him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2383 And I beseech your Grace let it be booked with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2384 rest of this day’s deeds, or, by the Lord, I will have it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2385 in a particular ballad else, with mine own picture
FTLNLINEFTLN 2386 on the top on ’t, Colevile kissing my foot; to the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2388 like gilt twopences to me, and I in the clear sky of
FTLNLINEFTLN 2389 fame o’ershine you as much as the full moon doth
FTLNLINEFTLN 2390 the cinders of the element (which show like pins’
FTLNLINEFTLN 2391 heads to her), believe not the word of the noble.
FTLNLINEFTLN 239255 Therefore let me have right, and let desert mount.
JOHN OF LANCASTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2393Thine’s too heavy to mount.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2394Let it shine, then.
JOHN OF LANCASTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2395Thine’s too thick to shine.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2396Let it do something, my good lord, that may
FTLNLINEFTLN 239760 do me good, and call it what you will.
JOHN OF LANCASTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2398Is thy name Colevile?
COLEVILE FTLNLINEFTLN 2399It is, my lord.
JOHN OF LANCASTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2400A famous rebel art thou,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2401 Colevile.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 240265And a famous true subject took him.
COLEVILE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2403 I am, my lord, but as my betters are
FTLNLINEFTLN 2404 That led me hither. Had they been ruled by me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2405 You should have won them dearer than you have.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2406I know not how they sold themselves, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 240770 thou, like a kind fellow, gavest thyself away gratis,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2408 and I thank thee for thee.
SDEnter Westmoreland.
JOHN OF LANCASTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2409Now, have you left pursuit?
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2410 Retreat is made and execution stayed.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2411 Send Colevile with his confederates
FTLNLINEFTLN 241275 To York, to present execution.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2413 Blunt, lead him hence, and see you guard him sure.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2414 And now dispatch we toward the court, my lords.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2415 I hear the King my father is sore sick.
FTLNLINEFTLN 241780 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2418 to comfort him,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2419 And we with sober speed will follow you.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2420My lord, I beseech you give me leave to go
FTLNLINEFTLN 2421 through Gloucestershire, and, when you come to
FTLNLINEFTLN 242285 court, stand my good lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2423 report.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2424 Fare you well, Falstaff. I, in my condition,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2425 Shall better speak of you than you deserve.
SD
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2426I would you had
FTLNLINEFTLN 242790 than your dukedom. Good faith, this same young
FTLNLINEFTLN 2428 sober-blooded boy doth not love me, nor a man
FTLNLINEFTLN 2429 cannot make him laugh. But that’s no marvel; he
FTLNLINEFTLN 2430 drinks no wine. There’s never none of these demure
FTLNLINEFTLN 2431 boys come to any proof, for thin drink doth so
FTLNLINEFTLN 243295 overcool their blood, and making many fish meals,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2433 that they fall into a kind of male green-sickness, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2434 then, when they marry, they get wenches. They are
FTLNLINEFTLN 2435 generally fools and cowards, which some of us
FTLNLINEFTLN 2436 should be too, but for inflammation. A good sherris
FTLNLINEFTLN 2437100 sack hath a two-fold operation in it. It ascends me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2438 into the brain, dries me there all the foolish and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2439 dull and crudy vapors which environ it, makes it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2440 apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of nimble, fiery,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2441 and delectable shapes, which, delivered o’er to the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2442105 voice, the tongue, which is the birth, becomes
FTLNLINEFTLN 2443 excellent wit. The second property of your excellent
FTLNLINEFTLN 2444 sherris is the warming of the blood, which,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2445 before cold and settled, left the liver white and pale,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2446 which is the badge of pusillanimity and cowardice.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2447110 But the sherris warms it and makes it course from
FTLNLINEFTLN 2448 the inwards to the parts’ extremes. It illumineth the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2450 of this little kingdom, man, to arm; and then the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2451 vital commoners and inland petty spirits muster me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2452115 all to their captain, the heart, who, great and puffed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2453 up with this retinue, doth any deed of courage, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2454 this valor comes of sherris. So that skill in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2455 weapon is nothing without sack, for that sets it
FTLNLINEFTLN 2456 a-work; and learning a mere hoard of gold kept
FTLNLINEFTLN 2457120 by a devil till sack commences it and sets it in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2458 act and use. Hereof comes it that Prince Harry is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2459 valiant, for the cold blood he did naturally inherit
FTLNLINEFTLN 2460 of his father he hath, like lean, sterile, and bare
FTLNLINEFTLN 2461 land, manured, husbanded, and tilled with excellent
FTLNLINEFTLN 2462125 endeavor of drinking good and good store
FTLNLINEFTLN 2463 of fertile sherris, that he is become very hot and valiant.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2464 If I had a thousand sons, the first human principle
FTLNLINEFTLN 2465 I would teach them should be to forswear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2466 thin potations and to addict themselves to sack.
SDEnter Bardolph.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2467130 How now, Bardolph?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 2468The army is discharged all and gone.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2469Let them go. I’ll through Gloucestershire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2470 and there will I visit Master Robert Shallow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2471 Esquire. I have him already temp’ring between my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2472135 finger and my thumb, and shortly will I seal with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2473 him. Come away.
SD
Clarence, Humphrey
Attendants.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2474 Now, lords, if God doth give successful end
FTLNLINEFTLN 2475 To this debate that bleedeth at our doors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2476 We will our youth lead on to higher fields
FTLNLINEFTLN 2477 And draw no swords but what are sanctified.
FTLNLINEFTLN 24785 Our navy is addressed, our power collected,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2479 Our substitutes in absence well invested,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2480 And everything lies level to our wish.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2481 Only we want a little personal strength;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2482 And pause us till these rebels now afoot
FTLNLINEFTLN 248310 Come underneath the yoke of government.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2484 Both which we doubt not but your Majesty
FTLNLINEFTLN 2485 Shall soon enjoy.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2486 Humphrey, my son of Gloucester, where is the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2487 Prince your brother?
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 248815 I think he’s gone to hunt, my lord, at Windsor.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2489 And how accompanied?
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2490 I do not know, my lord.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2491 Is not his brother Thomas of Clarence with him?
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2492 No, my good lord, he is in presence here.
THOMAS OF CLARENCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2494 my lord and father?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2495 Nothing but well to thee, Thomas of Clarence.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2497 brother?
FTLNLINEFTLN 249825 He loves thee, and thou dost neglect him, Thomas.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2499 Thou hast a better place in his affection
FTLNLINEFTLN 2500 Than all thy brothers. Cherish it, my boy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2501 And noble offices thou mayst effect
FTLNLINEFTLN 2502 Of mediation, after I am dead,
FTLNLINEFTLN 250330 Between his greatness and thy other brethren.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2504 Therefore omit him not, blunt not his love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2505 Nor lose the good advantage of his grace
FTLNLINEFTLN 2506 By seeming cold or careless of his will.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2507 For he is gracious if he be observed;
FTLNLINEFTLN 250835 He hath a tear for pity, and a hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 2509 Open as day for
FTLNLINEFTLN 2510 Yet notwithstanding, being incensed he is flint,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2511 As humorous as winter, and as sudden
FTLNLINEFTLN 2512 As flaws congealèd in the spring of day.
FTLNLINEFTLN 251340 His temper therefore must be well observed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2514 Chide him for faults, and do it reverently,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2515 When you perceive his blood inclined to mirth;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2516 But, being moody, give him time and scope
FTLNLINEFTLN 2517 Till that his passions, like a whale on ground,
FTLNLINEFTLN 251845 Confound themselves with working. Learn this,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2519 Thomas,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2520 And thou shalt prove a shelter to thy friends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2521 A hoop of gold to bind thy brothers in,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2522 That the united vessel of their blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 252350 Mingled with venom of suggestion
FTLNLINEFTLN 2524 (As, force perforce, the age will pour it in),
FTLNLINEFTLN 2525 Shall never leak, though it do work as strong
FTLNLINEFTLN 2526 As aconitum or rash gunpowder.
THOMAS OF CLARENCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2527 I shall observe him with all care and love.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 252855 Why art thou not at Windsor with him, Thomas?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2529 He is not there today; he dines in London.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2530 And how accompanied?
THOMAS OF CLARENCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2531 With Poins and other his continual followers.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2532 Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds,
FTLNLINEFTLN 253360 And he, the noble image of my youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2534 Is overspread with them; therefore my grief
FTLNLINEFTLN 2535 Stretches itself beyond the hour of death.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2536 The blood weeps from my heart when I do shape,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2537 In forms imaginary, th’ unguided days
FTLNLINEFTLN 253865 And rotten times that you shall look upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 2539 When I am sleeping with my ancestors.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2540 For when his headstrong riot hath no curb,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2541 When rage and hot blood are his counsellors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2542 When means and lavish manners meet together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 254370 O, with what wings shall his affections fly
FTLNLINEFTLN 2544 Towards fronting peril and opposed decay!
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2545 My gracious lord, you look beyond him quite.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2546 The Prince but studies his companions
FTLNLINEFTLN 2547 Like a strange tongue, wherein, to gain the
FTLNLINEFTLN 254875 language,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2549 ’Tis needful that the most immodest word
FTLNLINEFTLN 2550 Be looked upon and learned; which, once attained,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2551 Your Highness knows, comes to no further use
FTLNLINEFTLN 2552 But to be known and hated. So, like gross terms,
FTLNLINEFTLN 255380 The Prince will, in the perfectness of time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2554 Cast off his followers, and their memory
FTLNLINEFTLN 2555 Shall as a pattern or a measure live,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2556 By which his Grace must mete the lives of others,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2557 Turning past evils to advantages.
FTLNLINEFTLN 255885 ’Tis seldom when the bee doth leave her comb
FTLNLINEFTLN 2559 In the dead carrion.
SDEnter Westmoreland.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2560 Who’s here? Westmoreland?
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2561 Health to my sovereign, and new happiness
FTLNLINEFTLN 2562 Added to that that I am to deliver.
FTLNLINEFTLN 256390 Prince John your son doth kiss your Grace’s hand.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2564 Mowbray, the Bishop Scroop, Hastings, and all
FTLNLINEFTLN 2565 Are brought to the correction of your law.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2566 There is not now a rebel’s sword unsheathed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2567 But peace puts forth her olive everywhere.
FTLNLINEFTLN 256895 The manner how this action hath been borne
FTLNLINEFTLN 2569 Here at more leisure may your Highness read
FTLNLINEFTLN 2570 With every course in his particular.
SD
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2571 O Westmoreland, thou art a summer bird,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2572 Which ever in the haunch of winter sings
FTLNLINEFTLN 2573100 The lifting up of day.
SDEnter Harcourt.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2574 Look, here’s more news.
HARCOURT
FTLNLINEFTLN 2575 From enemies heavens keep your Majesty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2576 And when they stand against you, may they fall
FTLNLINEFTLN 2577 As those that I am come to tell you of.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2578105 The Earl Northumberland and the Lord Bardolph,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2579 With a great power of English and of Scots,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2580 Are by the shrieve of Yorkshire overthrown.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2581 The manner and true order of the fight
FTLNLINEFTLN 2582 This packet, please it you, contains at large.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2583110 And wherefore should these good news make me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2584 sick?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2585 Will Fortune never come with both hands full,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2586 But
FTLNLINEFTLN 2587 She either gives a stomach and no food—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2588115 Such are the poor, in health—or else a feast
FTLNLINEFTLN 2589 And takes away the stomach—such are the rich,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2590 That have abundance and enjoy it not.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2591 I should rejoice now at this happy news,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2592 And now my sight fails, and my brain is giddy.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2593120 O, me! Come near me, now I am much ill.
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2594 Comfort, your Majesty.
THOMAS OF CLARENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2595 O, my royal father!
WESTMORELAND
FTLNLINEFTLN 2596 My sovereign lord, cheer up yourself, look up.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2597 Be patient, princes. You do know these fits
FTLNLINEFTLN 2598125 Are with his Highness very ordinary.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2599 Stand from him, give him air. He’ll straight be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2600 well.
THOMAS OF CLARENCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2601 No, no, he cannot long hold out these pangs.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2602 Th’ incessant care and labor of his mind
FTLNLINEFTLN 2603130 Hath wrought the mure that should confine it in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2604 So thin that life looks through
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2605 The people fear me, for they do observe
FTLNLINEFTLN 2606 Unfathered heirs and loathly births of nature.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2607 The seasons change their manners, as the year
FTLNLINEFTLN 2608135 Had found some months asleep and leapt them
FTLNLINEFTLN 2609 over.
THOMAS OF CLARENCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2610 The river hath thrice flowed, no ebb between,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2611 And the old folk, time’s doting chronicles,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2613140 That our great-grandsire, Edward, sicked and died.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2614 Speak lower, princes, for the King recovers.
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2615 This apoplexy will certain be his end.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2616 I pray you take me up and bear me hence
FTLNLINEFTLN 2617 Into some other chamber.
SD
part of the stage.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2618145 Let there be no noise made, my gentle friends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2619 Unless some dull and favorable hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 2620 Will whisper music to my weary spirit.
WARWICKSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2621 Call for the music in the other room.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2622 Set me the crown upon my pillow here.
SD
THOMAS OF CLARENCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2623150 His eye is hollow, and he changes much.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2624 Less noise, less noise.
SDEnter
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2625 Who saw the Duke of Clarence?
THOMAS OF CLARENCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2626 I am here, brother, full of heaviness.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2627 How now, rain within doors, and none abroad?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2628155 How doth the King?
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER FTLNLINEFTLN 2629Exceeding ill.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2630 Heard he the good news yet? Tell it him.
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2631 He altered much upon the hearing it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2633160 physic.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2634 Not so much noise, my lords.—Sweet prince, speak
FTLNLINEFTLN 2635 low.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2636 The King your father is disposed to sleep.
THOMAS OF CLARENCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2637 Let us withdraw into the other room.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2638165 Will ’t please your Grace to go along with us?
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2639 No, I will sit and watch here by the King.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2640 Why doth the crown lie there upon his pillow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2641 Being so troublesome a bedfellow?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2642 O polished perturbation, golden care,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2643170 That keep’st the ports of slumber open wide
FTLNLINEFTLN 2644 To many a watchful night! Sleep with it now;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2645 Yet not so sound and half so deeply sweet
FTLNLINEFTLN 2646 As he whose brow with homely biggen bound
FTLNLINEFTLN 2647 Snores out the watch of night. O majesty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2648175 When thou dost pinch thy bearer, thou dost sit
FTLNLINEFTLN 2649 Like a rich armor worn in heat of day,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2650 That scald’st with safety. By his gates of breath
FTLNLINEFTLN 2651 There lies a downy feather which stirs not;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2652 Did he suspire, that light and weightless down
FTLNLINEFTLN 2653180 Perforce must move. My gracious lord, my father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2654 This sleep is sound indeed. This is a sleep
FTLNLINEFTLN 2655 That from this golden rigol hath divorced
FTLNLINEFTLN 2656 So many English kings. Thy due from me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2657 Is tears and heavy sorrows of the blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2658185 Which nature, love, and filial tenderness
FTLNLINEFTLN 2659 Shall, O dear father, pay thee plenteously.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2660 My due from thee is this imperial crown,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2661 Which, as immediate from thy place and blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2662 Derives itself to me.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2663190 where it sits,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2665 strength
FTLNLINEFTLN 2666 Into one giant arm, it shall not force
FTLNLINEFTLN 2667 This lineal honor from me. This from thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 2668195 Will I to mine leave, as ’tis left to me.
SDHe exits
KINGSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2670 Clarence!
SDEnter Warwick, Gloucester, Clarence,
THOMAS OF CLARENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2671Doth the King call?
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2672 What would your Majesty?
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2673200 Why did you leave me here alone, my lords?
THOMAS OF CLARENCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2674 We left the Prince my brother here, my liege,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2675 Who undertook to sit and watch by you.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2676 The Prince of Wales? Where is he? Let me see him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2677
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2678205 This door is open. He is gone this way.
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2679 He came not through the chamber where we
FTLNLINEFTLN 2680 stayed.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2681 Where is the crown? Who took it from my pillow?
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2682 When we withdrew, my liege, we left it here.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2683210 The Prince hath ta’en it hence. Go seek him out.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2684 Is he so hasty that he doth suppose my sleep my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2685 death?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2686 Find him, my Lord of Warwick. Chide him hither.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2687 This part of his conjoins with my disease
FTLNLINEFTLN 2689 are,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2690 How quickly nature falls into revolt
FTLNLINEFTLN 2691 When gold becomes her object!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2692 For this the foolish overcareful fathers
FTLNLINEFTLN 2693220 Have broke their sleep with thoughts,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2694 Their brains with care, their bones with industry.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2695 For this they have engrossèd and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2696 The cankered heaps of strange-achievèd gold.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2697 For this they have been thoughtful to invest
FTLNLINEFTLN 2698225 Their sons with arts and martial exercises—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2699 When, like the bee, tolling from every flower
FTLNLINEFTLN 2700
FTLNLINEFTLN 2701 Our
FTLNLINEFTLN 2702 honey,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2703230 We bring it to the hive and, like the bees,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2704 Are murdered for our pains. This bitter taste
FTLNLINEFTLN 2705 Yields his engrossments to the ending father.
SDEnter Warwick.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2706 Now where is he that will not stay so long
FTLNLINEFTLN 2707 Till his friend sickness
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2708235 My lord, I found the Prince in the next room,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2709 Washing with kindly tears his gentle cheeks,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2710 With such a deep demeanor in great sorrow
FTLNLINEFTLN 2711 That tyranny, which never quaffed but blood,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2712 Would, by beholding him, have washed his knife
FTLNLINEFTLN 2713240 With gentle eyedrops. He is coming hither.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2714 But wherefore did he take away the crown?
SDEnter
FTLNLINEFTLN 2715 Lo where he comes.—Come hither to me, Harry.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2716 Depart the chamber. Leave us here alone.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2717 I never thought to hear you speak again.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2718245 Thy wish was father, Harry, to that thought.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2719 I stay too long by thee; I weary thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2720 Dost thou so hunger for mine empty chair
FTLNLINEFTLN 2721 That thou wilt needs invest thee with my honors
FTLNLINEFTLN 2722 Before thy hour be ripe? O foolish youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2723250 Thou seek’st the greatness that will overwhelm
FTLNLINEFTLN 2724 thee.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2725 Stay but a little, for my cloud of dignity
FTLNLINEFTLN 2726 Is held from falling with so weak a wind
FTLNLINEFTLN 2727 That it will quickly drop. My day is dim.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2728255 Thou hast stol’n that which after some few hours
FTLNLINEFTLN 2729 Were thine without offense, and at my death
FTLNLINEFTLN 2730 Thou hast sealed up my expectation.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2731 Thy life did manifest thou loved’st me not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2732 And thou wilt have me die assured of it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2733260 Thou hid’st a thousand daggers in thy thoughts,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2734 Whom thou hast whetted on thy stony heart
FTLNLINEFTLN 2735 To stab at half an hour of my life.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2736 What, canst thou not forbear me half an hour?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2737 Then get thee gone, and dig my grave thyself,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2738265 And bid the merry bells ring to thine ear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2739 That thou art crownèd, not that I am dead.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2740 Let all the tears that should bedew my hearse
FTLNLINEFTLN 2741 Be drops of balm to sanctify thy head;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2742 Only compound me with forgotten dust.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2743270 Give that which gave thee life unto the worms.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2744 Pluck down my officers, break my decrees,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2745 For now a time is come to mock at form.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2746 Harry the Fifth is crowned. Up, vanity,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2747 Down, royal state, all you sage councillors,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2748275 hence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2749 And to the English court assemble now,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2750 From every region, apes of idleness.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2752 Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2753280 Revel the night, rob, murder, and commit
FTLNLINEFTLN 2754 The oldest sins the newest kind of ways?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2755 Be happy, he will trouble you no more.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2756 England shall double gild his treble guilt.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2757 England shall give him office, honor, might,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2758285 For the fifth Harry from curbed license plucks
FTLNLINEFTLN 2759 The muzzle of restraint, and the wild dog
FTLNLINEFTLN 2760 Shall flesh his tooth on every innocent.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2761 O my poor kingdom, sick with civil blows!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2762 When that my care could not withhold thy riots,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2763290 What wilt thou do when riot is thy care?
FTLNLINEFTLN 2764 O, thou wilt be a wilderness again,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2765 Peopled with wolves, thy old inhabitants.
PRINCESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2766 O pardon me, my liege! But for my tears,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2767 The moist impediments unto my speech,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2768295 I had forestalled this dear and deep rebuke
FTLNLINEFTLN 2769 Ere you with grief had spoke and I had heard
FTLNLINEFTLN 2770 The course of it so far. There is your crown,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2771 And He that wears the crown immortally
FTLNLINEFTLN 2772 Long guard it yours.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 2773300 more
FTLNLINEFTLN 2774 Than as your honor and as your renown,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2775 Let me no more from this obedience rise,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2776 Which my most inward true and duteous spirit
FTLNLINEFTLN 2777 Teacheth this prostrate and exterior bending.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2778305 God witness with me, when I here came in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2779 And found no course of breath within your Majesty,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2780 How cold it struck my heart! If I do feign,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2781 O, let me in my present wildness die
FTLNLINEFTLN 2782 And never live to show th’ incredulous world
FTLNLINEFTLN 2783310 The noble change that I have purposèd.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2784 Coming to look on you, thinking you dead,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2785 And dead almost, my liege, to think you were,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2787 And thus upbraided it: “The care on thee
FTLNLINEFTLN 2788315 depending
FTLNLINEFTLN 2789 Hath fed upon the body of my father;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2790 Therefore thou best of gold art
FTLNLINEFTLN 2791 Other, less fine in carat,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2792 Preserving life in med’cine potable;
FTLNLINEFTLN 2793320 But thou, most fine, most honored, most renowned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2794 Hast eat thy bearer up.” Thus, my most royal liege,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2795 Accusing it, I put it on my head
FTLNLINEFTLN 2796 To try with it, as with an enemy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2797 That had before my face murdered my father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2798325 The quarrel of a true inheritor.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2799 But if it did infect my blood with joy
FTLNLINEFTLN 2800 Or swell my thoughts to any strain of pride,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2801 If any rebel or vain spirit of mine
FTLNLINEFTLN 2802 Did with the least affection of a welcome
FTLNLINEFTLN 2803330 Give entertainment to the might of it,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2804 Let God forever keep it from my head
FTLNLINEFTLN 2805 And make me as the poorest vassal is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2806 That doth with awe and terror kneel to it.
KING FTLNLINEFTLN 2807
FTLNLINEFTLN 2808335 God put
FTLNLINEFTLN 2809 That thou mightst win the more thy father’s love,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2810 Pleading so wisely in excuse of it.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2811 Come hither, Harry, sit thou by my bed
FTLNLINEFTLN 2812 And hear, I think, the very latest counsel
FTLNLINEFTLN 2813340 That ever I shall breathe.
SD
near the bed.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2814 God knows, my son,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2815 By what bypaths and indirect crook’d ways
FTLNLINEFTLN 2816 I met this crown, and I myself know well
FTLNLINEFTLN 2817 How troublesome it sat upon my head.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2818345 To thee it shall descend with better quiet,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2819 Better opinion, better confirmation,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2821 With me into the earth. It seemed in me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2822 But as an honor snatched with boist’rous hand,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2823350 And I had many living to upbraid
FTLNLINEFTLN 2824 My gain of it by their assistances,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2825 Which daily grew to quarrel and to bloodshed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2826 Wounding supposèd peace. All these bold fears
FTLNLINEFTLN 2827 Thou seest with peril I have answerèd,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2828355 For all my reign hath been but as a scene
FTLNLINEFTLN 2829 Acting that argument. And now my death
FTLNLINEFTLN 2830 Changes the mood, for what in me was purchased
FTLNLINEFTLN 2831 Falls upon thee in a more fairer sort.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2832 So thou the garland wear’st successively.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2833360 Yet though thou stand’st more sure than I could do,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2834 Thou art not firm enough, since griefs are green,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2835 And all
FTLNLINEFTLN 2836 friends,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2837 Have but their stings and teeth newly ta’en out,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2838365 By whose fell working I was first advanced
FTLNLINEFTLN 2839 And by whose power I well might lodge a fear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2840 To be again displaced; which to avoid,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2841 I cut them off and had a purpose now
FTLNLINEFTLN 2842 To lead out many to the Holy Land,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2843370 Lest rest and lying still might make them look
FTLNLINEFTLN 2844 Too near unto my state. Therefore, my Harry,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2845 Be it thy course to busy giddy minds
FTLNLINEFTLN 2846 With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne
FTLNLINEFTLN 2847 out,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2848375 May waste the memory of the former days.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2849 More would I, but my lungs are wasted so
FTLNLINEFTLN 2850 That strength of speech is utterly denied me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2851 How I came by the crown, O God forgive,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2852 And grant it may with thee in true peace live.
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2853380
FTLNLINEFTLN 2854 You won it, wore it, kept it, gave it me.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2856 Which I with more than with a common pain
FTLNLINEFTLN 2857 ’Gainst all the world will rightfully maintain.
SDEnter
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2858385 Look, look, here comes my John of Lancaster.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2859 Health, peace, and happiness to my royal father.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2860 Thou bring’st me happiness and peace, son John,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2861 But health, alack, with youthful wings is flown
FTLNLINEFTLN 2862 From this bare withered trunk. Upon thy sight
FTLNLINEFTLN 2863390 My worldly business makes a period.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2864 Where is my Lord of Warwick?
PRINCE FTLNLINEFTLN 2865 My Lord of Warwick.
SD
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2866 Doth any name particular belong
FTLNLINEFTLN 2867 Unto the lodging where I first did swoon?
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2868395 ’Tis called Jerusalem, my noble lord.
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 2869 Laud be to God! Even there my life must end.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2870 It hath been prophesied to me many years,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2871 I should not die but in Jerusalem,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2872 Which vainly I supposed the Holy Land.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2873400 But bear me to that chamber; there I’ll lie.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2874 In that Jerusalem shall Harry die.
SD
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2875By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away
FTLNLINEFTLN 2876 tonight.—What, Davy, I say!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2877You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2878I will not excuse you. You shall not be
FTLNLINEFTLN 28795 excused. Excuses shall not be admitted. There is no
FTLNLINEFTLN 2880 excuse shall serve. You shall not be excused.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 2881 Why, Davy!
SD
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2882Here, sir.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2883Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy, let me see, Davy, let
FTLNLINEFTLN 288410 me see, Davy, let me see. Yea, marry, William cook,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2885 bid him come hither.—Sir John, you shall not be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2886 excused.
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2887Marry, sir, thus: those precepts cannot be served.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2888 And again, sir: shall we sow the hade land with
FTLNLINEFTLN 288915 wheat?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2890With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2891 are there no young pigeons?
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2892Yes, sir. Here is now the smith’s note for shoeing
FTLNLINEFTLN 2893 and plow irons.SD
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 289420Let it be cast and paid.—Sir John, you shall
FTLNLINEFTLN 2895 not be excused.
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2896Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be
FTLNLINEFTLN 2898 wages about the sack he lost
FTLNLINEFTLN 289925
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2900He shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a
FTLNLINEFTLN 2901 couple of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 2902 any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.
SD
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2903Doth the man of war stay all night, sir?
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 290430Yea, Davy, I will use him well. A friend i’ th’
FTLNLINEFTLN 2905 court is better than a penny in purse. Use his men
FTLNLINEFTLN 2906 well, Davy, for they are arrant knaves and will
FTLNLINEFTLN 2907 backbite.
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2908No worse than they are back-bitten, sir, for they
FTLNLINEFTLN 290935 have marvelous foul linen.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2910Well-conceited, Davy. About thy business,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2911 Davy.
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2912I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor
FTLNLINEFTLN 2913 of Woncot against Clement Perkes o’ th’ hill.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 291440There is many complaints, Davy, against that
FTLNLINEFTLN 2915 Visor. That Visor is an arrant knave, on my
FTLNLINEFTLN 2916 knowledge.
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 2917I grant your Worship that he is a knave, sir, but
FTLNLINEFTLN 2918 yet, God forbid, sir, but a knave should have some
FTLNLINEFTLN 291945 countenance at his friend’s request. An honest
FTLNLINEFTLN 2920 man, sir, is able to speak for himself when a knave is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2921 not. I have served your Worship truly, sir, this eight
FTLNLINEFTLN 2922 years; an I cannot once or twice in a quarter bear
FTLNLINEFTLN 2923 out a knave against an honest man, I have
FTLNLINEFTLN 292450 very
FTLNLINEFTLN 2925 mine honest friend, sir; therefore I beseech you let
FTLNLINEFTLN 2926 him be countenanced.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2927Go to, I say, he shall have no wrong. Look
FTLNLINEFTLN 2928 about, Davy.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 292955 Come, come, come, off with your boots.—Give me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2930 your hand, Master Bardolph.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 2932I thank thee with
FTLNLINEFTLN 2933 Bardolph,SD (
FTLNLINEFTLN 293460 fellow.—Come, Sir John.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2935I’ll follow you, good Master Robert Shallow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2936 SD
and Page exit.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2938 I should make four dozen of such bearded hermits’
FTLNLINEFTLN 293965 staves as Master Shallow. It is a wonderful thing to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2940 see the semblable coherence of his men’s spirits
FTLNLINEFTLN 2941 and his. They, by observing
FTLNLINEFTLN 2942 themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing
FTLNLINEFTLN 2943 with them, is turned into a justice-like servingman.
FTLNLINEFTLN 294470 Their spirits are so married in conjunction with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2945 participation of society that they flock together in
FTLNLINEFTLN 2946 consent like so many wild geese. If I had a suit to
FTLNLINEFTLN 2947 Master Shallow, I would humor his men with the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2948 imputation of being near their master; if to his men,
FTLNLINEFTLN 294975 I would curry with Master Shallow that no man
FTLNLINEFTLN 2950 could better command his servants. It is certain
FTLNLINEFTLN 2951 that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2952 caught, as men take diseases, one of another. Therefore
FTLNLINEFTLN 2953 let men take heed of their company. I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 295480 devise matter enough out of this Shallow to keep
FTLNLINEFTLN 2955 Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out
FTLNLINEFTLN 2956 of six fashions, which is four terms, or two actions,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2957 and he shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is
FTLNLINEFTLN 2958 much that a lie with a slight oath and a jest with a
FTLNLINEFTLN 295985 sad brow will do with a fellow that never had the
FTLNLINEFTLN 2960 ache in his shoulders. O, you shall see him laugh till
FTLNLINEFTLN 2961 his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up.
SHALLOWSD,
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 2963I come, Master Shallow, I come, Master
FTLNLINEFTLN 296490 Shallow.
SD
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2965 How now, my Lord Chief Justice, whither away?
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 2966How doth the King?
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2967 Exceeding well. His cares are now all ended.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2968 I hope, not dead.
WARWICK FTLNLINEFTLN 29695 He’s walked the way of nature,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2970 And to our purposes he lives no more.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2971 I would his Majesty had called me with him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2972 The service that I truly did his life
FTLNLINEFTLN 2973 Hath left me open to all injuries.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 297410 Indeed, I think the young king loves you not.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2975 I know he doth not, and do arm myself
FTLNLINEFTLN 2976 To welcome the condition of the time,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2977 Which cannot look more hideously upon me
FTLNLINEFTLN 2978 Than I have drawn it in my fantasy.
SDEnter John, Thomas, and Humphrey.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 297915 Here come the heavy issue of dead Harry.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2980 O, that the living Harry had the temper
FTLNLINEFTLN 2981 Of he the worst of these three gentlemen!
FTLNLINEFTLN 2982 How many nobles then should hold their places
FTLNLINEFTLN 2983 That must strike sail to spirits of vile sort!
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 298420 O God, I fear all will be overturned.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2985 Good morrow, cousin Warwick, good morrow.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2987 We meet like men that had forgot to speak.
WARWICK
FTLNLINEFTLN 2988 We do remember, but our argument
FTLNLINEFTLN 298925 Is all too heavy to admit much talk.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2990 Well, peace be with him that hath made us heavy.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2991 Peace be with us, lest we be heavier.
HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 2992 O, good my lord, you have lost a friend indeed,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2993 And I dare swear you borrow not that face
FTLNLINEFTLN 299430 Of seeming sorrow; it is sure your own.
JOHN OF LANCASTERSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2995 Though no man be assured what grace to find,
FTLNLINEFTLN 2996 You stand in coldest expectation.
FTLNLINEFTLN 2997 I am the sorrier; would ’twere otherwise.
THOMAS OF CLARENCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 2998 Well, you must now speak Sir John Falstaff fair,
FTLNLINEFTLN 299935 Which swims against your stream of quality.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3000 Sweet princes, what I did I did in honor,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3001 Led by th’ impartial conduct of my soul;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3002 And never shall you see that I will beg
FTLNLINEFTLN 3003 A ragged and forestalled remission.
FTLNLINEFTLN 300440 If truth and upright innocency fail me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3005 I’ll to the king my master that is dead
FTLNLINEFTLN 3006 And tell him who hath sent me after him.
SDEnter the Prince,
WARWICK FTLNLINEFTLN 3007Here comes the Prince.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3008 Good morrow, and God save your Majesty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 300945 This new and gorgeous garment majesty
FTLNLINEFTLN 3010 Sits not so easy on me as you think.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3011 Brothers, you
FTLNLINEFTLN 3012 This is the English, not the Turkish court;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3013 Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds,
FTLNLINEFTLN 301450 But Harry Harry. Yet be sad, good brothers,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3015 For, by my faith, it very well becomes you.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3016 Sorrow so royally in you appears
FTLNLINEFTLN 3017 That I will deeply put the fashion on
FTLNLINEFTLN 3018 And wear it in my heart. Why then, be sad.
FTLNLINEFTLN 301955 But entertain no more of it, good brothers,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3020 Than a joint burden laid upon us all.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3021 For me, by heaven, I bid you be assured,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3022 I’ll be your father and your brother too.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3023 Let me but bear your love, I’ll bear your cares.
FTLNLINEFTLN 302460 Yet weep that Harry’s dead, and so will I,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3025 But Harry lives that shall convert those tears
FTLNLINEFTLN 3026 By number into hours of happiness.
BROTHERS
FTLNLINEFTLN 3027 We hope no otherwise from your Majesty.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3028 You all look strangely on me.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 302965 And you most.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3030 You are, I think, assured I love you not.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3031 I am assured, if I be measured rightly,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3032 Your Majesty hath no just cause to hate me.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3033 No? How might a prince of my great hopes forget
FTLNLINEFTLN 303470 So great indignities you laid upon me?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3035 What, rate, rebuke, and roughly send to prison
FTLNLINEFTLN 3036 Th’ immediate heir of England? Was this easy?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3037 May this be washed in Lethe and forgotten?
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3038 I then did use the person of your father;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3040 And in th’ administration of his law,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3041 Whiles I was busy for the commonwealth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3042 Your Highness pleasèd to forget my place,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3043 The majesty and power of law and justice,
FTLNLINEFTLN 304480 The image of the King whom I presented,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3045 And struck me in my very seat of judgment,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3046 Whereon, as an offender to your father,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3047 I gave bold way to my authority
FTLNLINEFTLN 3048 And did commit you. If the deed were ill,
FTLNLINEFTLN 304985 Be you contented, wearing now the garland,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3050 To have a son set your decrees at nought?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3051 To pluck down justice from your awful bench?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3052 To trip the course of law and blunt the sword
FTLNLINEFTLN 3053 That guards the peace and safety of your person?
FTLNLINEFTLN 305490 Nay more, to spurn at your most royal image
FTLNLINEFTLN 3055 And mock your workings in a second body?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3056 Question your royal thoughts, make the case yours;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3057 Be now the father and propose a son,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3058 Hear your own dignity so much profaned,
FTLNLINEFTLN 305995 See your most dreadful laws so loosely slighted,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3060 Behold yourself so by a son disdained,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3061 And then imagine me taking your part
FTLNLINEFTLN 3062 And in your power soft silencing your son.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3063 After this cold considerance, sentence me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3064100 And, as you are a king, speak in your state
FTLNLINEFTLN 3065 What I have done that misbecame my place,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3066 My person, or my liege’s sovereignty.
PRINCE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3067 You are right, justice, and you weigh this well.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3068 Therefore still bear the balance and the sword.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3069105 And I do wish your honors may increase
FTLNLINEFTLN 3070 Till you do live to see a son of mine
FTLNLINEFTLN 3071 Offend you and obey you as I did.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3072 So shall I live to speak my father’s words:
FTLNLINEFTLN 3074110 That dares do justice on my proper son;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3075 And not less happy, having such a son
FTLNLINEFTLN 3076 That would deliver up his greatness so
FTLNLINEFTLN 3077 Into the hands of justice.” You did commit me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3078 For which I do commit into your hand
FTLNLINEFTLN 3079115 Th’ unstainèd sword that you have used to bear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3080 With this remembrance: that you use the same
FTLNLINEFTLN 3081 With the like bold, just, and impartial spirit
FTLNLINEFTLN 3082 As you have done ’gainst me. There is my hand.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3083 You shall be as a father to my youth,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3084120 My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3085 And I will stoop and humble my intents
FTLNLINEFTLN 3086 To your well-practiced wise directions.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3087 And, princes all, believe me, I beseech you:
FTLNLINEFTLN 3088 My father is gone wild into his grave,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3089125 For in his tomb lie my affections,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3090 And with his spirits sadly I survive
FTLNLINEFTLN 3091 To mock the expectation of the world,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3092 To frustrate prophecies, and to raze out
FTLNLINEFTLN 3093 Rotten opinion, who hath writ me down
FTLNLINEFTLN 3094130 After my seeming. The tide of blood in me
FTLNLINEFTLN 3095 Hath proudly flowed in vanity till now.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3096 Now doth it turn and ebb back to the sea,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3097 Where it shall mingle with the state of floods
FTLNLINEFTLN 3098 And flow henceforth in formal majesty.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3099135 Now call we our high court of parliament,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3100 And let us choose such limbs of noble counsel
FTLNLINEFTLN 3101 That the great body of our state may go
FTLNLINEFTLN 3102 In equal rank with the best-governed nation;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3103 That war, or peace, or both at once, may be
FTLNLINEFTLN 3104140 As things acquainted and familiar to us,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3105 SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3106 have foremost hand.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3108 As I before remembered, all our state.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3109145 And, God consigning to my good intents,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3110 No prince nor peer shall have just cause to say
FTLNLINEFTLN 3111 God shorten Harry’s happy life one day.
SD
Bardolph,
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3112Nay, you shall see my orchard, where, in an
FTLNLINEFTLN 3113 arbor, we will eat a last year’s pippin of mine own
FTLNLINEFTLN 3114 graffing, with a dish of caraways, and so forth.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3115 Come, cousin Silence.—And then to bed.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 31165Fore God, you have here
FTLNLINEFTLN 3117 and
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3118Barren, barren, barren, beggars all, beggars
FTLNLINEFTLN 3119 all, Sir John. Marry, good air.—Spread, Davy,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3120 spread, Davy. Well said, Davy.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 312110This Davy serves you for good uses. He is
FTLNLINEFTLN 3122 your servingman and your husband.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3123A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good
FTLNLINEFTLN 3124 varlet, Sir John. By the Mass, I have drunk too
FTLNLINEFTLN 3125 much sack at supper. A good varlet. Now sit down,
FTLNLINEFTLN 312615 now sit down.—Come, cousin.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 3127Ah, sirrah, quoth he, we shall
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3129 And praise God for the merry year,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3130 When flesh is cheap and females dear,
FTLNLINEFTLN 313120 And lusty lads roam here and there
FTLNLINEFTLN 3132 So merrily,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3133 And ever among so merrily.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3134There’s a merry heart!—Good Master Silence,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3135 I’ll give you a health for that anon.
DAVYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3138 anon. Most sweet sir, sit. Master page, good master
FTLNLINEFTLN 3139 page, sit. Proface. What you want in meat, we’ll
FTLNLINEFTLN 3140 have in drink, but you must bear. The heart’s all.
SD
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 314130Be merry, Master Bardolph.—And, my little
FTLNLINEFTLN 3142 soldier there, be merry.
SILENCESD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3143 Be merry, be merry, my wife has all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3144 For women are shrews, both short and tall.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3145 ’Tis merry in hall when beards wags all,
FTLNLINEFTLN 314635 And welcome merry Shrovetide.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3147 Be merry, be merry.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3148I did not think Master Silence had been a
FTLNLINEFTLN 3149 man of this mettle.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 3150Who, I? I have been merry twice and once ere
FTLNLINEFTLN 315140 now.
SDEnter Davy.
DAVYSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3153 you.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3154Davy!
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 3155Your Worship, I’ll be with you straight.—A cup
FTLNLINEFTLN 315645 of wine, sir.
SILENCESD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3157 A cup of wine that’s brisk and fine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3158 And drink unto thee, leman mine,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3159 And a merry heart lives long-a.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3160Well said, Master Silence.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 316150And we shall be merry; now comes in the
FTLNLINEFTLN 3162 sweet o’ th’ night.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3163Health and long life to you, Master Silence.
SILENCESD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3164 Fill the cup, and let it come,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3165 I’ll pledge you a mile to th’ bottom.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3167 anything and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3168 Welcome, my little tiny thief, and welcome indeed
FTLNLINEFTLN 3169 too. I’ll drink to Master Bardolph, and to all the
FTLNLINEFTLN 3170 cabileros about London.
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 317160I hope to see London once ere I die.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 3172An I might see you there, Davy!
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3173By the Mass, you’ll crack a quart together,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3174 ha, will you not, Master Bardolph?
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 3175Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 317665By God’s liggens, I thank thee. The knave
FTLNLINEFTLN 3177 will stick by thee, I can assure thee that. He will not
FTLNLINEFTLN 3178 out, he. ’Tis true bred!
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 3179And I’ll stick by him, sir.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3180Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing, be
FTLNLINEFTLN 318170 merry.SD (One knocks at door.) Look who’s at door
FTLNLINEFTLN 3182 there, ho. Who knocks?SD
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3183Why, now you have done me right.
SILENCESD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3184 Do me right,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3185 And dub me knight,
FTLNLINEFTLN 318675 Samingo.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3187 Is ’t not so?
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3188’Tis so.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 3189Is ’t so? Why then, say an old man can do
FTLNLINEFTLN 3190 somewhat.
SD
DAVY FTLNLINEFTLN 319180An ’t please your Worship, there’s one Pistol
FTLNLINEFTLN 3192 come from the court with news.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3193From the court? Let him come in.
SDEnter Pistol.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3194 How now, Pistol?
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3195Sir John, God save you.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3197Not the ill wind which blows no man to good.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3198 Sweet knight, thou art now one of the greatest men
FTLNLINEFTLN 3199 in this realm.
SILENCE FTLNLINEFTLN 3200By ’r Lady, I think he be, but Goodman Puff of
FTLNLINEFTLN 320190 Barson.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3202Puff?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3203 Puff
FTLNLINEFTLN 3204 Sir John, I am thy Pistol and thy friend,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3205 And helter-skelter have I rode to thee,
FTLNLINEFTLN 320695 And tidings do I bring, and lucky joys,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3207 And golden times, and happy news of price.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3208I pray thee now, deliver them like a man of
FTLNLINEFTLN 3209 this world.
PISTOL
FTLNLINEFTLN 3210 A foutre for the world and worldlings base!
FTLNLINEFTLN 3211100 I speak of Africa and golden joys.
FALSTAFF
FTLNLINEFTLN 3212 O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3213 Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof.
SILENCESD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3214 And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John.
PISTOL
FTLNLINEFTLN 3215 Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3216105 And shall good news be baffled?
FTLNLINEFTLN 3217 Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies’ lap.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3218Honest gentleman, I know not your
FTLNLINEFTLN 3219 breeding.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3220Why then, lament therefor.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3221110Give me pardon, sir. If, sir, you come with
FTLNLINEFTLN 3222 news from the court, I take it there’s but two ways,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3223 either to utter them, or
FTLNLINEFTLN 3224 under the King in some authority.
PISTOL
FTLNLINEFTLN 3225 Under which king, besonian? Speak or die.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3226115 Under King Harry.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3227 Harry the Fourth, or Fifth?
SHALLOW
FTLNLINEFTLN 3228 Harry the Fourth.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3229 A foutre for thine office!—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3230 Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is king.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3231120 Harry the Fifth’s the man. I speak the truth.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3232 When Pistol lies, do this and fig me, like
FTLNLINEFTLN 3233 The bragging Spaniard.SD
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3234 What, is the old king dead?
PISTOL
FTLNLINEFTLN 3235 As nail in door. The things I speak are just.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3236125Away, Bardolph.—Saddle my horse.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3237 Master Robert Shallow, choose what office thou
FTLNLINEFTLN 3238 wilt in the land, ’tis thine.—Pistol, I will double-charge
FTLNLINEFTLN 3239 thee with dignities.
BARDOLPH FTLNLINEFTLN 3240O joyful day! I would not take a
FTLNLINEFTLN 3241130 for my fortune.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3242What, I do bring good news!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3243Carry Master Silence to bed.—Master Shallow,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3244 my Lord Shallow, be what thou wilt. I am
FTLNLINEFTLN 3245 Fortune’s steward. Get on thy boots. We’ll ride all
FTLNLINEFTLN 3246135 night.—O sweet Pistol!—Away, Bardolph!—Come,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3247 Pistol, utter more to me, and withal devise something
FTLNLINEFTLN 3248 to do thyself good.—Boot, boot, Master Shallow.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3249 I know the young king is sick for me. Let us
FTLNLINEFTLN 3250 take any man’s horses. The laws of England are at
FTLNLINEFTLN 3251140 my commandment. Blessed are they that have been
FTLNLINEFTLN 3252 my friends, and woe to my Lord Chief Justice!
PISTOL
FTLNLINEFTLN 3253 Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also!
FTLNLINEFTLN 3254 “Where is the life that late I led?” say they.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3255 Why, here it is. Welcome these pleasant days.
SD
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 3256No, thou arrant knave. I would to God that I
FTLNLINEFTLN 3257 might die, that I might have thee hanged. Thou hast
FTLNLINEFTLN 3258 drawn my shoulder out of joint.
BEADLE FTLNLINEFTLN 3259The Constables have delivered her over to me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 32605 and she shall have whipping cheer
FTLNLINEFTLN 3261 warrant her. There hath been a man or two
FTLNLINEFTLN 3262 killed about her.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 3263Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie! Come on, I’ll tell
FTLNLINEFTLN 3264 thee what, thou damned tripe-visaged rascal: an the
FTLNLINEFTLN 326510 child I
FTLNLINEFTLN 3266 thou hadst struck thy mother, thou paper-faced
FTLNLINEFTLN 3267 villain.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 3268O the Lord, that Sir John were come! I would
FTLNLINEFTLN 3269 make this a bloody day to somebody. But I pray God
FTLNLINEFTLN 327015 the fruit of her womb
BEADLE FTLNLINEFTLN 3271If it do, you shall have a dozen of cushions
FTLNLINEFTLN 3272 again; you have but eleven now. Come, I charge you
FTLNLINEFTLN 3273 both go with me, for the man is dead that you and
FTLNLINEFTLN 3274 Pistol beat amongst you.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 327520I’ll tell you what, you thin man in a censer, I will
FTLNLINEFTLN 3276 have you as soundly swinged for this, you bluebottle
FTLNLINEFTLN 3277 rogue, you filthy famished correctioner. If you be
FTLNLINEFTLN 3278 not swinged, I’ll forswear half-kirtles.
BEADLE FTLNLINEFTLN 3279Come, come, you she-knight-errant, come.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 328025O God, that right should thus overcome
FTLNLINEFTLN 3281 might! Well, of sufferance comes ease.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 3282Come, you rogue, come, bring me to a justice.
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 3283Ay, come, you starved bloodhound.
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 3284Goodman Death, Goodman Bones!
HOSTESS FTLNLINEFTLN 328530Thou atomy, thou!
DOLL FTLNLINEFTLN 3286Come, you thin thing, come, you rascal.
BEADLE FTLNLINEFTLN 3287Very well.
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3291 from the coronation. Dispatch, dispatch.
SD
SDTrumpets sound, and the King and his train pass over
the stage. After them enter Falstaff, Shallow, Pistol,
Bardolph, and the
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 32925Stand here by me, Master
FTLNLINEFTLN 3293 will make the King do you grace. I will leer upon
FTLNLINEFTLN 3294 him as he comes by, and do but mark the countenance
FTLNLINEFTLN 3295 that he will give me.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3296God bless thy lungs, good knight!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 329710Come here, Pistol, stand behind me.—O, if I
FTLNLINEFTLN 3298 had had time to have made new liveries, I would
FTLNLINEFTLN 3299 have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of
FTLNLINEFTLN 3300 you. But ’tis no matter. This poor show doth better.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3301 This doth infer the zeal I had to see him.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3303It shows my earnestness of affection—
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3305My devotion—
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 330720As it were, to ride day and night, and not to
FTLNLINEFTLN 3308 deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience
FTLNLINEFTLN 3309 to shift me—
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3310It is best, certain.
FTLNLINEFTLN 331225 with desire to see him, thinking of nothing else,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3313 putting all affairs else in oblivion, as if there were
FTLNLINEFTLN 3314 nothing else to be done but to see him.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3316
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 331730’Tis so indeed.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3318My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver, and
FTLNLINEFTLN 3319 make thee rage. Thy Doll and Helen of thy noble
FTLNLINEFTLN 3320 thoughts is in base durance and contagious prison,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3321 haled thither by most mechanical and dirty hand.
FTLNLINEFTLN 332235 Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto’s
FTLNLINEFTLN 3323 snake, for Doll is in. Pistol speaks nought but truth.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3324I will deliver her.
SD
PISTOL
FTLNLINEFTLN 3325 There roared the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds.
SDEnter the King and his train.
FALSTAFF
FTLNLINEFTLN 3326 God save thy Grace, King Hal, my royal Hal.
PISTOL
FTLNLINEFTLN 332740 The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal
FTLNLINEFTLN 3328 imp of fame!
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3329God save thee, my sweet boy!
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 3330 My Lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain man.
CHIEF JUSTICESD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3331 Have you your wits? Know you what ’tis you
FTLNLINEFTLN 333245 speak?
FALSTAFFSD,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3333 My king, my Jove, I speak to thee, my heart!
KING
FTLNLINEFTLN 3334 I know thee not, old man. Fall to thy prayers.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3335 How ill white hairs becomes a fool and jester.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3336 I have long dreamt of such a kind of man,
FTLNLINEFTLN 333750 So surfeit-swelled, so old, and so profane;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3338 But being awaked, I do despise my dream.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3339 Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace;
FTLNLINEFTLN 3341 For thee thrice wider than for other men.
FTLNLINEFTLN 334255 Reply not to me with a fool-born jest.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3343 Presume not that I am the thing I was,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3344 For God doth know—so shall the world perceive—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3345 That I have turned away my former self.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3346 So will I those that kept me company.
FTLNLINEFTLN 334760 When thou dost hear I am as I have been,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3348 Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3349 The tutor and the feeder of my riots.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3350 Till then I banish thee, on pain of death,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3351 As I have done the rest of my misleaders,
FTLNLINEFTLN 335265 Not to come near our person by ten mile.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3353 For competence of life I will allow you,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3354 That lack of means enforce you not to evils.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3355 And, as we hear you do reform yourselves,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3356 We will, according to your strengths and qualities,
FTLNLINEFTLN 335770 Give you advancement.SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3358 Be it your charge, my lord,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3359 To see performed the tenor of my word.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3360 Set on.
SD
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3361Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 336275Yea, marry, Sir John, which I beseech you to
FTLNLINEFTLN 3363 let me have home with me.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3364That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not
FTLNLINEFTLN 3365 you grieve at this. I shall be sent for in private to
FTLNLINEFTLN 3366 him. Look you, he must seem thus to the world.
FTLNLINEFTLN 336780 Fear not your advancements. I will be the man yet
FTLNLINEFTLN 3368 that shall make you great.
SHALLOW FTLNLINEFTLN 3369I cannot
FTLNLINEFTLN 3370
FTLNLINEFTLN 3371 straw. I beseech you, good Sir John, let me have five
FTLNLINEFTLN 337285 hundred of my thousand.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3373Sir, I will be as good as my word. This that
FTLNLINEFTLN 3374 you heard was but a color.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3376Fear no colors. Go with me to dinner.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 337790 Come, lieutenant Pistol.—Come, Bardolph.—I
FTLNLINEFTLN 3378 shall be sent for soon at night.
SDEnter
Officers.
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 3379 Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3380 Take all his company along with him.
FALSTAFF FTLNLINEFTLN 3381My lord, my lord —
CHIEF JUSTICE
FTLNLINEFTLN 338295 I cannot now speak. I will hear you soon.—
FTLNLINEFTLN 3383 Take them away.
PISTOL FTLNLINEFTLN 3384Si fortuna me tormenta, spero
SD
Chief Justice
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 3385 I like this fair proceeding of the King’s.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3386 He hath intent his wonted followers
FTLNLINEFTLN 3387100 Shall all be very well provided for,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3388 But all are banished till their conversations
FTLNLINEFTLN 3389 Appear more wise and modest to the world.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 3390And so they are.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 3391 The King hath called his parliament, my lord.
CHIEF JUSTICE FTLNLINEFTLN 3392105He hath.
JOHN OF LANCASTER
FTLNLINEFTLN 3393 I will lay odds that, ere this year expire,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3394 We bear our civil swords and native fire
FTLNLINEFTLN 3395 As far as France. I heard a bird so sing,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3396 Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the King.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3397110 Come, will you hence?
SD
FTLNLINEFTLN 3398 First my fear, then my curtsy, last my speech. My
FTLNLINEFTLN 3399 fear is your displeasure, my curtsy my duty, and my
FTLNLINEFTLN 3400 speech, to beg your pardons. If you look for a good
FTLNLINEFTLN 3401 speech now, you undo me, for what I have to say is
FTLNLINEFTLN 34025 of mine own making, and what indeed I should say
FTLNLINEFTLN 3403 will, I doubt, prove mine own marring.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3404 But to the purpose, and so to the venture. Be it
FTLNLINEFTLN 3405 known to you, as it is very well, I was lately here in
FTLNLINEFTLN 3406 the end of a displeasing play to pray your patience
FTLNLINEFTLN 340710 for it and to promise you a better. I meant indeed to
FTLNLINEFTLN 3408 pay you with this, which, if like an ill venture it
FTLNLINEFTLN 3409 come unluckily home, I break, and you, my gentle
FTLNLINEFTLN 3410 creditors, lose. Here I promised you I would be,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3411 and here I commit my body to your mercies. Bate
FTLNLINEFTLN 341215 me some, and I will pay you some, and, as most
FTLNLINEFTLN 3413 debtors do, promise you infinitely. And so I kneel
FTLNLINEFTLN 3414 down before you, but, indeed, to pray for the
FTLNLINEFTLN 3415 Queen.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3416 If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me,
FTLNLINEFTLN 341720 will you command me to use my legs? And yet that
FTLNLINEFTLN 3418 were but light payment, to dance out of your debt.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3419 But a good conscience will make any possible
FTLNLINEFTLN 3420 satisfaction, and so would I. All the gentlewomen
FTLNLINEFTLN 3421 here have forgiven me; if the gentlemen will not,
FTLNLINEFTLN 342225 then the gentlemen do not agree with the gentlewomen,
FTLNLINEFTLN 3424 assembly.
FTLNLINEFTLN 3425 One word more, I beseech you: if you be not too
FTLNLINEFTLN 3426 much cloyed with fat meat, our humble author will
FTLNLINEFTLN 342730 continue the story, with Sir John in it, and make
FTLNLINEFTLN 3428 you merry with fair Katherine of France, where, for
FTLNLINEFTLN 3429 anything I know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat, unless
FTLNLINEFTLN 3430 already he be killed with your hard opinions; for
FTLNLINEFTLN 3431 Oldcastle died
FTLNLINEFTLN 343235 My tongue is weary; when my legs are too, I will bid
FTLNLINEFTLN 3433 you good night.
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