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      CAST OF CHARACTERS.
    • JOHN SMITH Who loves his wife and lives in New York
    • GEN. BILLETDOUX His wife's second husband
    • COUNT VON GUGGENHEIM Who made them twisted
    • MAJOR DUNCOMBE With memories of last night
    • ROBERT WALTON MRS. SMITH'S brother
    • MRS. JOHN SMITH Who loves her husband, no matter where he lives
    • MISS SMITH A lady in waiting
    • MRS. BILLETDOUX MRS. SMITH'S aunt
    • ROSE WALTON ROBERT'S bride of a day
    • JULIA Touchingly clever
    • ELSIE A maid
    • LAVINIA DALY Who is a lady and knows it

PLACE. — Home of JOHN SMITH.

TIME. — Present .

ACT 1st. Morning .

ACT 2nd. Afternoon .

ACT 3rd. Evening .

CHARACTERS.

SMITH. Prosperous American business man of about forty. Good humored .

GEN. B. Dapper little Frenchman of about fifty. Gallic in manner, precise in dress .

COUNT VON G. German, about thirty-five. Very nervous in actions and intense in speech and manner .

MAJOR D. Gruff old soldier of fifty-five .

BOB. Youngster of twenty-one. Boyish in appearance and manner .

MRS. S. Handsome young woman of twenty-five .

MISS S. A maiden lady of forty-two. Don't make her a caricature .

MRS. B. Portly woman of fifty. Overbearing in manner .

ROSE. Good-looking girl of about twenty .

JULIA. Handsome girl of twenty-two. Demure of speech and manner. Uses her eyes effectively .

ELSIE. About twenty. Somewhat pert .

LAVINIA. An Irishwoman of about thirty-five. Dialogue will indicate her characteristics .

COSTUMES.

SMITH. Act I. Light business suit. Act II. Dark business suit. Act III. Evening dress and overcoat.

GLEN. B. Act I. Light check sack suit. Act II. Frock coat, light trousers. Act III. Evening dress.

COUNT. Act II. Light suit. Act III. Evening dress.

MAJOR. Act I. Frock coat, light trousers. Act II. Same. Act III. Evening dress.

BOB. Act I. Military undress or fatigue coat and duck trousers. Act II. Same. Act III. Evening dress.

MRS. S. Act I. Morning gown. Act II. Afternoon gown. Act III. Evening gown and handsome wrap. Fancy costume, very Frenchy.

MISS S. Act I. Morning gown. Act II. Afternoon gown. Act III. Evening gown.

MRS. B. Act I. Traveling dress. Act II. Afternoon gown. Act III. Evening gown and handsome wrap. Masquerade dress same as Julia's.

ROSE. Act I. Traveling dress. Act II. Afternoon dress. Act III. Evening dress and Masquerade dress.

JULIA. Act. I. Maid's dress, black. Handsome gown given her by Mrs. Smith. Act II. Maid's dress, black. Act III. Same. Also Masquerade dress same as Mrs. Billetdoux.

ELSIE. Act I. Maid's dress. Gray. Act II. Same. Act III. Same. Also Masquerade dress.

LAVINIA. Act I. Plain gingham of eccentric pattern with deep starched collar and green tie. Act II. Same. Act III. Same. Also Masquerade dress representing royal robe of state. Cloak and train, etc.

PROPERTIES.
  • Telegram in sealed telegraph envelope .
  • Silver salver .
  • Two tap bells .
  • One large hall bell .
  • Cake ( Wood ) one large piece, two slices .
  • Plate ( China ) for cake .
  • Card case .
  • Visiting cards with tissue paper .
  • Newspaper .
  • Large extra long bread knife .
  • Prop. money marked $100. — C.
  • Small personal check book .
  • Tray cloths .
  • Napkins .
  • Two sets salts and peppers .
  • Three knives .
  • Three forks .
  • Three large tablespoons .
  • Five plates .
  • Two glasses .
  • Cigar .
  • Large long "horse" pistol with loud double cock action hammer .
  • Four books .
  • Red mask .
  • Crown .
  • Two large stars for hair .
  • Envelope with letter enclosed addressed to MRS. SMITH.
  • Envelope with notice enclosed for LAVINIA.

ACT I.

SCENE: — Music at rise. Lively. A room handsomely furnished, in the home of JOHN SMITH. At rise of curtain , MRS. SMITH enters R. 3 with photograph album in her hand, places it on table up C., sits right of table looking at photograph album .
MRS. S.

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( Enter MISS SMITH L. 2.)
MISS S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars.

MRS. S.
( sitting C. R.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 67 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 119 chars.

MRS. S.
(C. rising )

Note: Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 152 chars.

MISS S.
(L., goes to MRS. SMITH)

Note: Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 127 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

MISS SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 140 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

MISS S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars.

MISS S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

MISS S.
(L. cor. )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

( Going to table C. for album .)

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( Coming down to MISS S. back of table .)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars.

MISS S.
(L. C. pointing to album )

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 72 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)
( Coming down R.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MISS S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 96 chars.

MRS. S.
( At chair R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars.

(MRS. S. crosses to C.)

(MRS. and MISS SMITH ad lib. until SMITH'S entrance .)

SMITH.
( Outside )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

( Enter SMITH R. 3, both go to meet him .)
MISS S.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

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Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

MRS. S. and MISS S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

( Both ladies point at each other .)
SMITH.

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( An indignant look from both of the ladies . MRS. S. goes to piano R. and MISS S. to L.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 127 chars.

( Turn R., looking at MRS. S.)
MISS S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 78 chars.

(MISS S. makes gesture, extending R. hand .)
SMITH.
(C. Turn quickly, catch MISS S. hand — shake )

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars.

MISS S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 184 chars.

MISS S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars.

MRS. S.
( coming to back of arm-chair R.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 77 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 56 chars.

MISS S.
(C. L.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 59 words in 2 sentences using 271 chars.

(MRS. S. sits in arm chair R.)
MISS S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars.

SMITH.
(C. crossing to chair R.)

Note: Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars.

MISS S.
( crosses L.)

Note: Contains 48 words in 5 sentences using 224 chars.

( Exit MISS SMITH L. 1, slams door .)
MRS. S.
( rising )

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars.

SMITH.
( crosses to MRS. S. at chair R.)

Note: Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 139 chars.

(MRS. S. sits in chair R., SMITH sits on arm of chair with arm around MRS. SMITH'S neck .)

Note: Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 172 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 81 chars.

(SMITH affectionately caresses MRS. S.)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 160 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 116 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars.

MRS. S.
( warningly )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 42 words in 5 sentences using 218 chars.

MRS. S.
( rising crosses to SMITH L. C.)

Note: Contains 53 words in 2 sentences using 244 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 54 words in 2 sentences using 291 chars.

MRS. S.
( crossing to arm chair R.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 60 chars.

(ELSIE enters R. 3.)
ELSIE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

SMITH.
( taking telegram )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

ELSIE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

(ELSIE exits R. 3.)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars.

MRS. S.
( crosses L.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

SMITH.
( up R. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

SMITH.
( up at door R. 3.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

(ELSIE appears at door , SMITH talks to her in dumb show .)
MRS. S.
( reading )

Note: Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 159 chars.

(ELSIE exits R. 3, quick, jerkily .)
SMITH.
(R. chair )
( coming down and sitting in chair R.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 21 words in 5 sentences using 104 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars.

MRS. S.
( doubtfully )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. S.
( crossing back of chair )

Note: Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 150 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 51 words in 3 sentences using 247 chars.

(LAVINIA outside R. 1, laughs loudly . SMITH listens with evident exasperation, then he looks at MRS. S. who has been watching him with symptoms of distress .
( Both rising and looking at each other .)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

(SMITH crosses back of chair ringing bell on table . ELSIE enters R. 3. SMITH crossing back to C.)
SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

SMITH.
(C. to ELSIE)

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars.

( Crossing to MRS. S., R., ELSIE exits R. 3.)

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LAVINIA
( outside R.)

Note: Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 131 chars.

SMITH.
( crossing C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

ELSIE re-enters R.)
ELSIE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

(SMITH motions ELSIE off — starts to rush off R. 2. MRS. S. intercepts him . ELSIE exits R. 3.)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars.

(SMITH starts again , MRS. S. stops him, placing both hands on his breast .)
MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 59 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars.

SMITH.
( crosses to L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 34 words in 1 sentence using 178 chars.

( Crossing to R. C. showing SMITH the cake .)
SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

(SMITH takes piece of cake . MRS. S. looks on smiling . SMITH tries to bite it, but fails. He looks at MRS. SMITH whose expression changes to one of dismay .)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 209 chars.

( Hands cake to MRS. S. Crosses and sits in chair R. of table .)
MRS. S.
( passing behind chair, putting plate of cake on table )

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars.

( Crosses to C.)
SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

MRS. S.
( going to R. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars.

SMITH.
( rising comes to C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

(MRS. SMITH stands at chair R., facing R., back to SMITH; she takes telegram from sleeve, looks at it with an expression of comical dismay, looks at SMITH, turns away her head, then timidly hands it to SMITH with a backward motion . SMITH takes it between thumb and finger of R. hand and in a very gingerly manner .)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 54 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

SMITH.
( Reads, with an expression of great dismay, gasps, almost a scream, hard to breathe )

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

SMITH.
( up L. 3, turns )

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 62 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

SMITH.
( coming down C. excitedly )

Note: Contains 69 words in 7 sentences using 324 chars.

( Sits at R. of table L.)
MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars.

( Goes to piano; sits, doesn't play .)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 127 chars.

( Strikes table forcibly, sees cake; the idea of driving away Aunt Mary with the work of the cook strikes him .)

Note: Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 72 chars.

( His expression changes to one of triumph. Rises. Goes up C. with a swagger air, then with assumed regret ) —

Note: Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 133 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C. doubtfully )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

SMITH.
( down C. Coming down to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 98 chars.

( As he comes down, makes motion indicating cake on table .)
MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 169 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 134 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

MRS. S.
( going R.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

SMITH.
( following MRS. S. to R)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

( Irish air pp. )
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

( Exit MRS. S. R. 3, E.)
SMITH.
( sitting in chair R.)

Note: Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars.

(LAVINIA entering R. 2, passes back of chair, touches SMITH on shoulder, goes C. and stands waiting . SMITH looks at her in astonishment .)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

(LAVINIA reaches into her pocket, produces a handsome card case, takes out card, blows tissue paper from it, and hands card to SMITH.)
LAVINIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

SMITH.
( taking card and reading ):

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

SMITH.
( rising, bowing to her )

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 78 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars.

LAVINIA.
( looks at cake on table and back at SMITH)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 115 chars.

LAVINIA.
( crosses L.)

Note: Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 89 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 84 words in 4 sentences using 436 chars.

SMITH.
( crossing to table )

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars.

( Taking piece of cake from plate, on table C., meeting LAVINIA C.)

Note: Contains 22 words in 1 sentence using 104 chars.

LAVINIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 42 words in 3 sentences using 209 chars.

LAVINIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 56 words in 5 sentences using 263 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 12 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 166 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 94 chars.

LAVINIA.
( coming to SMITH C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 181 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 77 chars.

LAVINIA.
( taking SMITH'S hand )

Note: Contains 40 words in 2 sentences using 186 chars.

(LAVINIA exits R. 2.)
SMITH.
( going to L. of table to chair, and sits in it )

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars.

(MRS. S. enters R. E. on tiptoes, looking after LAVINIA, off R. E., speaking as she comes down to SMITH.)
MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 56 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

MRS. S.
( getting behind SMITH'S chair, puts her arms about his neck )

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

SMITH.
( looking at her )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars.

SMITH.
( impatiently )

Note: Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 115 chars.

MRS. S.
( petulantly )

Note: Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 63 chars.

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Note: Contains 0 words in 0 sentences using 0 chars.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 59 chars.

(ELSIE exits R. 3.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 114 chars.

(ELSIE re-enters with dress. She gives it to MRS. S. and exits R. C.)
MRS. S.
( showing dress )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

MRS. S.
( pointing )

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars.

SMITH.
( rising )

Note: Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 183 chars.

MRS. S.
( crosses to chair R. and puts dress on it )

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 67 chars.

( Enter BOB L. 3.)
BOB.
( calling in whisper )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

( Both come C. and embrace with animation .)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars.

BOB.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 70 chars.

BOB.
( embarrassed )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

( Goes up to R. C. entrance, brings ROSE in and down C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

Cross ROSE C.

Cross MRS. S. R. Cross BOB L.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

ROSE.
( nodding head )
(C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 10 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 159 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

( Pass ROSE to MRS. S.)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

BOB.
( going to ROSE)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

MRS. S.
( aside )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

ROSE.
( to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars.

MRS. S.
( going to ROSE)

Note: Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 123 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 54 chars.

MRS. S.
( down R.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

BOB.
(C.)

Note: Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 150 chars.

( Going to C. to ROSE. Taking her hand .)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 22 words in 1 sentence using 117 chars.

( Taking stage R.)
BOB.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

( Going to BOB. ROSE crosses R.)
BOB.

Note: Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 122 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 38 words in 2 sentences using 195 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

( Crossing to ROSE R.)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 101 chars.

BOB.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

BOB.
(C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars.

MRS. S.
( meeting ROSE and taking her down R. stage )

Note: Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 126 chars.

(SMITH re-enters L. 2.)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

( Sees BOB and ROSE. Stops .)
MRS. S.
( laughs nervously — crosses hurriedly to SMITH, takes him by lapels of coat )

Note: Contains 19 words in 6 sentences using 102 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 140 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars.

(SMITH looks at MRS. S.)
SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

( Going to BOB and then motioning at buttons on trousers .)
MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. S.
( laughing, embarrassed )

Note: Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 94 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

SMITH.
( crossing to R. C., bracing himself up and indicating pleasure, etc. To ROSE)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

( As SMITH crosses to ROSE, MRS. S. moves up to C. Calls BOB, who meets her .)

Cross BOB.

Cross ROSE. Cross MRS. S.

Cross SMITH.

(ROSE looks at MRS. S. and BOB., who in pantomime tell her not to speak .)

SMITH.

Note: Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 70 chars.

(ROSE looks at SMITH, then back to MRS. S. and BOB, who again pantomime to her not to speak .)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

(ROSE stamps foot and shakes head with annoyance, putting hands up to save her temper . SMITH struts away in alarm to L. C. BOB goes to ROSE.)
SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 64 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 51 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

BOB.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 5 sentences using 98 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)
( applauding )

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 35 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

BOB.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

SMITH.
( crossing R. C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars.

( Exits R. 3.)

(MRS. S. drops in chair L.)

BOB.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

MRS. S.
( rising, crossing to C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars.

BOB.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 86 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars.

BOB.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. S.
( crossing R. 3 E.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 51 chars.

( Showing BOB and ROSE up to R. 3 E.)

( Enter JULIA. R. 3.)

JULIA.
( to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

MRS. S.
( waving BOB and ROSE off R. U. E., exit BOB and ROSE; to JULIA)

Note: Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 85 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

Note: Contains 0 words in 0 sentences using 0 chars.

Note: Contains 0 words in 0 sentences using 0 chars.

Note: Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 106 chars.

ELSIE.
( looking at dress )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

JULIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 50 words in 2 sentences using 226 chars.

(ELSIE goes up , JULIA drapes skirt of dress .)

(LAVINIA entering R. 2.)

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars.

(ELSIE goes back to table L.)
JULIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

ELSIE.
( back of table )

Note: Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 103 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 132 chars.

LAVINIA.
( in chair )

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

ELSIE.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

( Bell rings off L. 3.)
ELSIE.
( crossing L. 3.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 115 chars.

ELSIE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

( Exit ELSIE L. E.)
LAVINIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

JULIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 25 words in 5 sentences using 134 chars.

(JULIA waits for MRS. BILLETDOUX up R. C.)
MRS. B.
( outside R. 3)

Note: Contains 41 words in 6 sentences using 200 chars.

( Enter MRS. SMITH R. 3 E.)
MRS. S.
( advancing )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

(JULIA walks slowly towards R. 3 eyeing MRS. B.)
MRS. B.

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars.

(MRS. B. goes up R. C., looks after her closely, comes down to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 62 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 141 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 138 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)
( rising and crossing to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars.

( Noise of quarrel heard outside R. The voice of the GENERAL is plainly distinguishable .)
GENERAL.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars.

MRS. S.
(GENERAL'S voice heard quarreling all through MRS. S.'s speech )

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

MRS. S.
( screams )

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars.

GENERAL.
( outside L.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 41 words in 7 sentences using 193 chars.

GENERAL.
( speaking as he comes C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 124 chars.

GENERAL.
(C.)

Note: Contains 60 words in 6 sentences using 272 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 78 chars.

(SMITH enters 3 R. coming down to MRS. B. Grabs her hand and shakes it .)

Cross GENERAL.

Cross MRS. S. Cross MRS. B.

Cross SMITH.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 81 words in 10 sentences using 399 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MR. and MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 49 words in 3 sentences using 215 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 19 chars.

GENERAL.
( looks first at MRS. B. and then at SMITH and then withdraws his hand from SMITH)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 47 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars.

SMITH.
(MRS. S. comes back of arm chair )

Note: Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 215 chars.

Crosses GENERAL.

Crosses MRS. B. Crosses MRS. S.

Crosses SMITH.

MRS. S.
( up R.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 67 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

SMITH.
( going towards MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 136 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 75 chars.

GENERAL.
( crossing to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 33 words in 6 sentences using 145 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars.

MRS. B.
( up stage C.)

Note: Contains 29 words in 6 sentences using 133 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. up )

Note: Contains 31 words in 5 sentences using 132 chars.

GENERAL.
( going up stage and following MRS. B. to R. 3)

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars.

( Enter MAJOR L. 2.)
MAJOR.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

(GENERAL turns and comes down C., meets MAJOR.)
GENERAL.

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 7 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars.

GENERAL.
( taking stage R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 45 words in 6 sentences using 212 chars.

MAJOR.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars.

GENERAL.
( turning to MAJOR)

Note: Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 176 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars.

JULIA.
( aside )

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 64 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 69 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 31 words in 1 sentence using 155 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 37 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 35 chars.

GENERAL.
( takes stage R. then crosses to JULIA C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars.

JULIA.
( coming C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 92 chars.

GENERAL.
( advancing quickly )

Note: Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 48 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 107 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 28 chars.

GENERAL.
( bowing )

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars.

MAJOR.
( coming down to GENERAL)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MAJOR.
(L.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

( They lock arms, march up to R. C., turn and bow low to JULIA, then run and bring each other to R.; exclaim in. chorus "Ah!" and exit L. 3.)
JULIA.

Note: Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 246 chars.

( Music p.p. till SMITH kisses JULIA, then swell till curtain . JULIA turns and examines dress with her back towards L. 2 entrance . SMITH enters L. E. 2.)
SMITH.
( seeing JULIA)

Note: Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 139 chars.

(SMITH smiling in anticipation of surprising his wife tip-toes cautiously to JULIA, taking JULIA in his arms, turns her around and kisses her. At the same moment MRS. SMITH and MRS. BILLETDOUX enter R. 3, MAJOR and GENERAL enter R. C. and LAVINIA R. E. in time to see SMITH kiss JULIA. He discovers his mistake, sinks into chair. Consternation of MRS. SMITH' and MRS. BILLETDOUX'S faces . GENERAL and MAJOR laughing .)
QUICK CURTAIN.
(SECOND CURTAIN: — SMITH up stage to MRS. S. and MRS. B. GENERAL and MAJOR down behind table laughing immoderately . JULIA C., looking down demurely . LAVINIA R.)
CURTAIN.

ACT II.

( Music at rise .)

SCENE: — This is a double set. Room on R. represents a smoking-room or den. Room on L. a library. Room in SMITH'S residence. Small smoking-room R. Practical partitions with transom and lock and knob, between smoking-room and drawing-room. In smoking-room table and two chairs. Larger room is handsomely furnished, with table and chair near door leading to smoking-room, a tête-à-tête sofa L. Exits from room L. 2 and L. 3 and C. Exit from smoking-room R. 3.

DISCOVERED: — At rise of curtain MRS. SMITH and MRS. BILLETDOUX seated in window back of C. door. Both come down stage at rise .

MRS. B.
(L. coming down C. crosses L.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. following her )

Note: Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 125 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 1 sentence using 141 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 103 chars.

MRS. S.
(C. crossing to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 58 words in 3 sentences using 322 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 111 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. rising and going to MARION)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 101 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 39 words in 4 sentences using 216 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C. coming down L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

SMITH.
( going to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 98 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 175 chars.

(SMITH C., MRS. S. R. C. and MRS. B. L. C.). (MRS. SMITH attempting to put her arms around MR. SMITH'S neck, but catching MRS. B.'s eye draws back with a cynical look on her face . SMITH starts to embrace his wife, sees her look at MRS. B., turns and goes over to MRS. B. with an impatient gesture, suddenly turns and goes up C. expressing anger. Again turns, looks at MRS. B., pulls himself together and down to MRS. S. again .)
SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 115 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C. hesitatingly )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 60 words in 4 sentences using 294 chars.

MRS. S.
( after slight pause )

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars.

SMITH.
( turning his wife to L., facing MRS. B. and waving his hand )

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 58 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

MRS. B.
( to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 48 chars.

MRS. S.
( going to SMITH)

Note: Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 70 chars.

SMITH.
(C. crossing to R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

MRS. B.
( up stage, going toward R. indignantly )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars.

SMITH.
(R. corner )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. B.
( up stage, turning )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 7 chars.

SMITH.
( going to C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars.

( The GENERAL enters L. 2, grasps SMITH'S hand and shakes it warmly .)
GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 46 words in 4 sentences using 201 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 105 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 127 chars.

SMITH.
( back to GENERAL)

Note: Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 82 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 113 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 168 chars.

SMITH.
( impatiently going to R.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

SMITH.
( coming to C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

GENERAL.
( going L.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

GENERAL.
( crossing to SMITH)

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 91 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

GENERAL.
( going down L.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 125 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. beckoning SMITH to him )

Note: Contains 45 words in 4 sentences using 204 chars.

SMITH.
(L. going to door where GENERAL exits )

Note: Contains 60 words in 7 sentences using 306 chars.

(JULIA enters C. from R.)
NOTE: — This scene must be played by JULIA with a great deal of decisiveness and assumed innocence . SMITH'S facial expression must help out his points .
JULIA.
(C. up stage )

Note: Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 47 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C. Goes up and takes her by the arm )

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars.

(MRS. B. appears at door .)
SMITH.
( speaks to maid )

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 104 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

JULIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 91 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 62 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 92 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 1 sentence using 127 chars.

SMITH.
( moving away from her towards L.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 64 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 120 chars.

SMITH.
( aside )

Note: Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 224 chars.

SMITH.
(L., looks at JULIA, goes L. aside )

Note: Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 129 chars.

JULIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 65 words in 4 sentences using 301 chars.

SMITH.
(C. turns )

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

SMITH.
( crosses to desk )

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars.

JULIA.
( crossing to sofa L. after speech )

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 74 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars.

JULIA.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 124 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 97 chars.

JULIA.
( going to L. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 64 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 22 words in 6 sentences using 140 chars.

JULIA.
(L. looking at money, then at door where SMITH went off )

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

GENERAL.
(C. shaking his finger at JULIA.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. coming down C. with GENERAL)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 90 chars.

GENERAL.
(C.)

Note: Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 119 chars.

MAJOR.
( laughingly )

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars.

GENERAL.
(C. to MAJOR)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 46 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars.

GENERAL and MAJOR.

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 7 chars.

GENERAL.
( turning meets JULIA C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

JULIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 98 chars.

(JULIA and GENERAL sit on tête-à-tête sofa . GENERAL down stage and JULIA opposite .)
JULIA.

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 95 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 85 chars.

(MRS. S. and MRS. B. appear at C. door . JULIA sitting around to shield the GENERAL from their sight .)
GENERAL.
( passing arm around to JULIA'S right shoulder )

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars.

MRS. B.
(C. to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 6 sentences using 123 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C. seeing GENERAL, astonished, turns to MRS. B., points to GENERAL)

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars.

Picture (1.)

MRS. B. crosses .

MRS. S. crosses . JULIA crosses .

GENERAL crosses .

MRS. B.
(R. C. in consternation )

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C. pointing to JULIA'S dress )

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 90 chars.

GENERAL.
( crossing to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

MRS. B.
( excitedly walking up and down stage. Coming down to GENERAL)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C. appealingly to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

(GENERAL exits C. off R. protesting .)
MRS. B.
(C. coming down to JULIA)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 64 chars.

JULIA.
(L.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars.

MRS. S.
(C. crossing L.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 55 chars.

JULIA.
(L.)

Note: Contains 52 words in 4 sentences using 262 chars.

MRS. S. and MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

JULIA.
(L.)

Note: Contains 65 words in 3 sentences using 317 chars.

MRS. S.
(C. apart crossing to MRS. B. down R.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. apart )

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 91 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 22 words in 1 sentence using 101 chars.

JULIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

MRS. B.
( crossing C. to MARION)

Note: Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 114 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 91 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars.

( Enter ELSIE L. 3 E. with card .)
MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

ELSIE.
(L.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 4 sentences using 74 chars.

(ELSIE exits C.)
MRS. B.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 56 chars.

( Enter ELSIE, followed by COUNT. ELSIE courtesies to COUNT and exits . COUNT comes down C. as JULIA crosses to door in partition . COUNT sees her , JULIA turns, and the COUNT beckons .)
COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 46 chars.

JULIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 29 words in 6 sentences using 141 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 60 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 44 words in 5 sentences using 223 chars.

JULIA.
( aside )

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 98 chars.

COUNT.
( back to C.)

Note: Contains 29 words in 6 sentences using 130 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars.

SMITH.
(C. outside )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

JULIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 19 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 4 sentences using 60 chars.

COUNT.
(L. approaching SMITH)

Note: Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 133 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars.

COUNT.
(L. bows )

Note: Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 128 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

COUNT.
(L. ecstatically )

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

SMITH.
(R. aside )

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars.

SMITH.
(R. aside )

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars.

COUNT.
( dashing over to SMITH)

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 94 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 65 chars.

COUNT.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 37 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars.

COUNT.
( crossing R., grasping SMITH'S hand and shaking it )

Note: Contains 51 words in 4 sentences using 228 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MISS S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars.

SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars.

MISS S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 133 chars.

MISS S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 43 words in 5 sentences using 211 chars.

SMITH.
(C. rising, coming C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

MISS S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 55 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 26 words in 4 sentences using 126 chars.

MISS S.
( rising )

Note: Contains 19 words in 5 sentences using 99 chars.

MAJOR.
(C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

MISS S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MAJOR.
(C.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 137 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 137 chars.

MISS S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars.

MAJOR.
( leaning over back of sofa )

Note: Contains 50 words in 8 sentences using 255 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 80 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 180 chars.

MISS S.
(R. rising from sofa and crossing R.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars.

MAJOR.
(C. going to C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 65 chars.

MISS S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 8 chars.

MAJOR.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

MISS S.
( down R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars.

MAJOR.
(R. C. advancing towards MISS S.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars.

MISS S.
( opening door in partition and going into the middle room )

Note: Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 119 chars.

MAJOR.
( holding door open )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

MISS S.
( other room R.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 11 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

MISS S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 143 chars.

MAJOR.
( speaking as MISS S. goes off R. slamming door )

Note: Contains 33 words in 5 sentences using 161 chars.

( Enter MRS. SMITH, MRS. B. and GENERAL C. MRS. B. and MRS. S. coming down . GENERAL remains up stage .)
MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 72 chars.

GENERAL.
(C. up )

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. ringing bell on desk )

Note: Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 109 chars.

( Enter LAVINIA from C. wiping hands on apron; comes down C. to MRS. S. C.)
LAVINIA.
(C. to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 34 words in 1 sentence using 185 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C. turning to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 110 chars.

MRS. SMITH.
(L. surprised )

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 65 words in 4 sentences using 298 chars.

( Which brings a general move from everybody. Consternation . MRS. S. goes back of chair at desk L.)
MRS. B.
(R. cor. )

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 86 chars.

(GENERAL R. C. trying to pacify MRS. B. in pantomime .)

MRS. S. crosses .

MRS. B. crosses . GENERAL crosses .

LAVINIA crosses .

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars.

GENERAL.
(R. C. up and down R. cor. )
( Turning to LAVINIA in a very excited manner )

Note: Contains 21 words in 1 sentence using 93 chars.

LAVINIA.
(L. C. up )

Note: Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 120 chars.

( General movement of excitement up and down stage. During the excitement , SMITH enters C. SMITH meets LAVINIA, who pantomimes that the trouble is with MRS. BILLETDOUX. SMITH, realizing the situation, laughs silently, shakes LAVINIA'S hand — to her surprise. He then pantomimes to LAVINIA " Watch me." Says to MRS. BILLETDOUX loudly, with assumed indignation ) —
SMITH.
(C. up L.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars.

LAVINIA.
( up R. pointing to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

SMITH.
( up R.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 52 chars.

MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

LAVINIA.
( up R. apart to SMITH)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C. to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

GENERAL.
(R. C. aside )

Note: Contains 41 words in 6 sentences using 206 chars.

MRS. S.
( extreme R.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 85 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C. up. To SMITH)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars.

MRS. B.
( crosses L. to MRS. S. GENERAL goes up stage and drops down L.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 1 sentence using 138 chars.

LAVINIA.
( going to door in partition. To MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 71 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

(MRS. B., MRS. S. and GENERAL meet L. At the same time LAVINIA, who has gone into smoking-room, beckons MR. SMITH, who follows her and closes door after him .)
LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

SMITH.
( takes LAVINIA'S hands, laughs, swings her around L.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 123 chars.

LAVINIA.
(L.)

Note: Contains 27 words in 1 sentence using 124 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars.

( Bus. GENERAL. LAVINIA laughs, chuckles, makes a gesture and dashes through the door R.)
GENERAL.
( leaving MRS. B. and MRS. S. goes to C. door )

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. B.
( coming up C. to GENERAL)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 56 chars.

(GENERAL in a dejected manner offers his arm to MRS. B. Both exit C. LAVINIA enters R. in smoking-room, places cloth on table, begins to cut loaf of bread . MRS. S. going up C. watching MRS. B. and GENERAL off, laughing. Enter BOB L. 2 E. followed by ROSE.)
BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars.

( During this time LAVINIA cuts bread in silence in smoking-room .)
MRS. S.
( coming down C. to BOB)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 137 chars.

ROSE.
(L.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 184 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

(MRS. S., BOB and ROSE converse in pantomime .)
LAVINIA.
( looking towards door R.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

ELSIE.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

(LAVINIA folds bread up in cloth, places it in fireplace R.)
ELSIE.
( entering C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 179 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars.

LAVINIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars.

LAVINIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

ROSE.
(L. cor., rising )

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MRS. S. crosses . LAVINIA crosses . ROSE crosses .
BOB.
(L. C. starts to cross to LAVINIA. MRS. SMITH stops him with a gesture )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

LAVINIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

ROSE.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. S.
( impatiently )

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars.

LAVINIA.
( goes to door leading into den )

Note: Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 81 chars.

MRS. S.
( going to door R. opening it )

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

MRS. S.
( opening door suddenly, discovers BOB and ROSE embracing . MRS. SMITH crosses over to L. and sits at desk )

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars.

(MRS. B. and MISS S. enter from R. C.)
MRS. B.
(R. coming down R. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

MISS S. crosses . MRS. B. crosses . MRS. S. crosses .
MRS. S.
( at desk )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

MISS S.
( coming down C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 101 chars.

MISS S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 104 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 102 chars.

MISS S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

MRS. S.
( rising, going down L.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MISS S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars.

MISS S.
( advancing to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. S.
( crossing R.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars.

(MRS. S. crosses to MRS. B. R. C.)
MISS S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars.

(MRS. SMITH, C. bowing )

Note: Contains 29 words in 2 sentences using 129 chars.

MRS. S.
( coming C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 54 chars.

( Enter ELSIE C. from L. with letter which she hands to MRS. SMITH. ELSIE exits same .)
ELSIE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C. opening letter )

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars.

MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 59 chars.

MRS. S.
( crossing to L. 3)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

(MRS. S. and MRS. B. exit L. 3.)
BOB.
( rising and passing back of table in den )

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 85 chars.

ROSE.
(L. of table )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

BOB.
(R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 34 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

(BOB goes up and throws bread in fireplace .)
ROSE.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

(BOB throws this also in fireplace .)
BOB.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars.

ROSE.
(C. rising )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

BOB.
( coming back of chair to ROSE)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

BOB.
( placing her down in chair )

Note: Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 59 chars.

(SMITH and GENERAL enter C. from R. SMITH motioning GENERAL to keep quiet .)
GENERAL.
(L.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 36 words in 2 sentences using 177 chars.

GENERAL.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

( Opening door to den . SMITH and GENERAL enter den . GENERAL enters first, crosses down R. SMITH sees ROSE and starts .)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 49 words in 7 sentences using 241 chars.

GENERAL.
( down R. cor. )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 30 words in 5 sentences using 149 chars.

( Approaches ROSE, attracts her attention by striking table, then motions for her to leave room . ROSE smiles, pretending she does not understand . LAVINIA enters during business, goes to head of table . SMITH'S hand as he makes motions to ROSE just misses LAVINIA'S face, causing her to draw back her hand . SMITH turns to ROSE, pantomimes for her to go in the other room .)
LAVINIA.
(C. imitates SMITH'S Bus. )

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars.

LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

LAVINIA.
( laughs )

Note: Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)
( to GENERAL. Scowl and grin bus. )

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

( Enter BOB R., sees LAVINIA and tries to exit R. LAVINIA stops him .)
LAVINIA.
( turning to BOB)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 74 chars.

BOB.
(R. cor. By the door R.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 95 chars.

( Crossing L. goes back of ROSE'S chair . ROSE takes his hand and shows amusement . LAVINIA crosses to SMITH astonished )
LAVINIA.
(C. to SMITH)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 108 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

LAVINIA.
( to ROSE)

Note: Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 101 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 140 chars.

(GENERAL, bowing tc SMITH, goes to door, bows to LAVINIA, asking her to go first in pantomime . LAVINIA declines, motions to GENERAL to go first and GENERAL exits . LAVINIA turns and looks at ROSE and BOB and then exits .)

(SMITH goes up to door leading to room L.)

(ROSE gets up from chair, goes R. of table .)

SMITH.
( to BOB)

Note: Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 121 chars.

BOB.
( back of table )

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars.

(BOB passes through door and motions for ROSE to follow .)
BOB.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 153 chars.

(SMITH closes door, turns and beckons for LAVINIA. LAVINIA enters R. with tray, followed by GENERAL. SMITH indicates chair on L. for GENERAL. LAVINIA places lunch on table . SMITH occupies chair R. of table .)
BOB.
( in room L.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars.

ROSE.
(C. Bus. )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

BOB.
(L.)

Note: Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 132 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 10 words in 5 sentences using 61 chars.

ROSE.
(L.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

BOB.
( looking through transom again )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars.

BOB.
( crossing to ROSE)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars.

(BOB looks at ROSE, then goes determinedly to door and raps on it . SMITH pantomimes the GENERAL to be silent, exchanges glances with LAVINIA and GENERAL then pantomimes to LAVINIA to find out who is in the room. She replies in pantomime indicating "Yes, I will." LAVINIA goes to door .)
LAVINIA.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

BOB.
( at door R. of L. room )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

SMITH.
(R. of table seated )

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. of table seated )

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

(BOB raps loudly on door , SMITH rises, motions LAVINIA aside, crosses to door, opens door )
SMITH.

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 58 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

(SMITH closes door, goes down to table , GENERAL reaches his hand , SMITH grasps it and shakes it heartily . SMITH returns, opens door immediately .)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 132 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 71 chars.

(SMITH slams door again, locks it and sits down at table . LAVINIA exits R. GENERAL helping SMITH to chicken .)
BOB.
( looking at ROSE)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

ROSE.
(L.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars.

BOB.
(L. C. Taking ROSE in his arms )

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. outside )

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars.

BOB.
( looking astonished )

Note: Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars.

(MRS. S. and MRS. B. enter at the same time , L. 3 E.)
MRS. S.
( coming down C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 97 chars.

MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars.

SMITH.
( in den )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars.

MRS. B.
( listening, looking towards door. Pointing to door of den .)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)
( aside )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MRS. S.
(C).

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. B.
( going towards door leading to den , MRS. S. trying to detain MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 67 chars.

MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars.

( Enter LAVINIA from door R. with plate of bread .)
MRS. B.
(R.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 116 chars.

MRS. B.
( releasing herself )

Note: Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

(MRS. B. mounts table, looks through transom, while at the same time BOB and ROSE appear at door L. 2 and snap fingers to attract MRS. SMITH'S attention . MRS. SMITH turns and sees BOB and ROSE.
MRS. S.
( in undertone )

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars.

(MRS. B. up on table looks through transom and beckons for MARION to come over and see .)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. B.
( getting down from table )

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 60 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 7 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

(MRS. SMITH pushes MRS. B. up stage and mounts table, looks over transom, then motions for MRS. B. to go to the door .)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

(SMITH motions LAVINIA to take lunch off, which she does through door R. from den .)
MRS. B.
( to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. S.
( above door )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

(MRS. S. looks through transom and MRS. B. through keyhole .)
GENERAL.

Note: Contains 21 words in 1 sentence using 102 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars.

GENERAL.
( still seated at table )

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

(MRS. S. and MRS. B. looking at each other .)
SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 5 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars.

(MRS. B. and MRS. S. look at each other and nod their heads .)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

GENERAL.
( rising )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

(MRS. B., nodding, indicating "we understand you" )
SMITH.

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 5 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 129 chars.

MRS. S.
( looking through transom, then down to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

GENERAL.
(C. in front of table )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

MRS. B.
( to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

GENERAL.
( to SMITH)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

( Hand-shakes Bus. for MRS. SMITH and MRS. B.)
GENERAL.

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 99 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars.

(MRS. B. goes to C. MRS. S. descends from table, puts table back .)
SMITH.
( aside )

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 51 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)
( to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

( Going to door leading in to den, rattles knob three times .)
SMITH.
( with a look of surprise. To GENERAL)

Note: Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 214 chars.

( Sees MRS. S. and MRS. B., closes door quickly, and motions for GENERAL, who takes hold of door knob, holding door closed. At the same time MRS. B. and MRS. S. try to open the door from opposite side .)
GENERAL.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

( Holding door closed. Motions for SMITH to take his place . SMITH makes quick exit laughing , R.)
MRS. B.
( pulling at door, trying to open it )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

GENERAL.
( still holding on door-knob )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

MRS. B.
( still working at door )

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars.

MRS. B.
( holding the door-knob )

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

(MRS. S. and MRS. B. with a vigorous pull open door, throwing GENERAL into the room and down L. MRS. S. holds door open with right hand. Looks at GENERAL and MRS. B. MRS. B. in pantomime threatens the GENERAL. At the same time , LAVINIA enters door R. comes through den and enters door between den and room L., sees MRS. S. and MRS. B., turns quickly, passes through door into the den . MRS. S. catches LAVINIA'S dress in left hand and closes door on it, thus holding LAVINIA prisoner .)
CURTAIN.

ACT III.

SCENE: — Same as Act I .
(BOB enters R. 2, crosses L. 3.)
BOB.
(R. 2)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

( Enter MRS. S. from R. 3.)
MRS. S.
( coming down C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 105 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 145 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

MRS. S.
( coming R. C.)

Note: Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 138 chars.

BOB.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 32 words in 1 sentence using 168 chars.

BOB.
( crossing to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 63 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

BOB.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars.

(SMITH appears L. 3.)
MRS. S.
( kisses him , SMITH starts )

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

SMITH.
( aside )

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars.

BOB.
(L.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars.

(MRS. S. and BOB exeunt R. 3.)
SMITH.
(C.)
( from behind curtain, looking at them, coming down C.)

Note: Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 134 chars.

(ROSE enters R. 2 E., takes sheet of music from piano. Sits R.)
ROSE.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

( Sits in chair R. SMITH turns and sees ROSE. SMITH up L. 3 entrance, looks off, motions GENERAL to come on . GENERAL enters , SMITH takes him by the arm, brings him towards C.)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

GENERAL.
( up C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

GENERAL.
(C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

NOTE: — SMITH plays this whole scene with burlesque seriousness .
SMITH.

Note: Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 117 chars.

GENERAL.
( crosses L.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars.

GENERAL.
(L.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 132 chars.

GENERAL.
(L.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 78 words in 3 sentences using 382 chars.

GENERAL.
( re-enters L. 2, with pistol, coming to C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

(GENERAL hands SMITH the pistol , ROSE looks alarmed — the pistol is a large, old-fashioned one with a double cock, and as SMITH cocks it before speaking , ROSE starts .)
SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 61 words in 3 sentences using 296 chars.

ROSE.
( rising and catching his hand )

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C. to ROSE)

Note: Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 144 chars.

ROSE.
( stuttering and embarrassed )

Note: Contains 38 words in 5 sentences using 176 chars.

SMITH.
( turning to GENERAL)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars.

GENERAL.
(L.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

ROSE.
(R. turns back )

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)
( going to ROSE, R.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 88 chars.

ROSE.

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars.

SMITH.
( taking ROSE'S hand )

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars.

ROSE.
(R.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars.

GENERAL.
(R.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

( Enter ELSIE R. 3, stands at table up C., at ELSIE'S entrance he assumes a semi-tragic pose, resting one hand on an upturned book, delivers speech very solemnly .)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars.

(ELSIE exits R. 3, SMITH resumes natural manner, comes down to GENERAL.)
GENERAL.
(R.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 86 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars.

( Enter R. 3, MRS. BILLETDOUX and MRS. SMITH, MRS. B. preceding MRS. S. MRS. B. goes L. and sits in chair , MRS. S. comes down R. to C.)
MRS. B.
( as she comes on )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

MRS. S.
(C. as she comes on )

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 41 words in 7 sentences using 209 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)
( mock seriousness )

Note: Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 141 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars.

(MRS. S. goes up C. to window, stands with back to audience .)
SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 133 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)
( looks indignantly at SMITH)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

SMITH.
(C. of R.)

Note: Contains 105 words in 10 sentences using 567 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. in chair, looks at SMITH, but doesn't see bus. with GENERAL)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars.

( Jumps to back of MRS. B.'s chair and breaks it on her .)
SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 77 words in 5 sentences using 405 chars.

( As SMITH exits the GENERAL looks at him, waves his hand approvingly, turns down stage and laughs heartily .)
MRS. B.
( crossing R. Seeing GENERAL laughing, rises from chair )

Note: Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 18 chars.

GENERAL.
(R., stops laughing, looks at MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 119 chars.

(LAVINIA appears at L. 3, catches GENERAL'S eye. As GENERAL sees her, turns, making quick exit R.)
MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

(LAVINIA comes down stage C., with letter in hand .)
LAVINIA.
(C. to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C. reads )

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. B.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

LAVINIA.
( faces MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 142 chars.

MRS. B.
( looking indignantly at LAVINIA)

Note: Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 18 chars.

LAVINIA.
( comes down )

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

LAVINIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

LAVINIA.
( crosses to R.)

Note: Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 221 chars.

MRS. S.
( turns and speaks to servants )

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars.

LAVINIA
( up C.)

Note: Contains 61 words in 7 sentences using 334 chars.

MRS. B.
( to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. S.
( looks crushed )

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars.

LAVINIA.
( waving her hands at two servants )

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

(JULIA crosses up L., exit L. U. E. ELSIE and LAVINIA exit , LAVINIA defiantly , R. 3 E.)
MRS. S.
( going up stage )

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars.

( Bell rings .)
MRS. B.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 117 chars.

( Enter JULIA L. 3, followed by COUNT.)
JULIA.
( crossing R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 5 sentences using 65 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 82 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 74 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 129 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

COUNT.
( goes to JULIA)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 109 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars.

COUNT.
( following JULIA up C.)

Note: Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 112 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 36 words in 2 sentences using 169 chars.

JULIA.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars.

JULIA.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars.

COUNT.
( coming down stage L.)

Note: Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 180 chars.

( Enter SMITH R. 3, going down R., COUNT taking stage L. COUNT is standing at table L., looking up stage. When he sees SMITH he strikes table quickly with each hand . SMITH is standing at R. of chair L., when COUNT strikes table SMITH jumps over chair and goes quickly to door R. 2. COUNT rushes over R. in great excitement .)
COUNT.
( to SMITH)

Note: Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 95 chars.

COUNT.
( going to L. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 9 chars.

COUNT.
(L. rushing over to SMITH, seizing his hand and shaking it violently )

Note: Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 128 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C. aside )

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars.

COUNT.
( turning and coming down C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 103 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

COUNT.
(C., approaching SMITH)

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 72 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 58 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 170 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars.

COUNT.
( rising excitedly and coming to C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 82 chars.

(SMITH is up C., COUNT faces him, little down L. As SMITH catches the full import of COUNT'S speech, he smiles extravagantly .)
SMITH.
( up C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars.

COUNT.
(L.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars.

COUNT.
( comes down C., facing SMITH)

Note: Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars.

SMITH.
( going to COUNT, taking his hand )

Note: Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 68 chars.

COUNT.
( follows SMITH)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

SMITH.
( turning )

Note: Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 51 chars.

COUNT.
( coming down stage in rapture )

Note: Contains 61 words in 4 sentences using 278 chars.

(MRS. SMITH enters R. 3.)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars.

COUNT.
(L. C., raising his hand, sees MRS. S. aside )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars.

COUNT.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 55 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C., releasing herself )

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 104 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

COUNT.
( going to MRS. S. — with great fervor )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

(COUNT clasps MRS. S. in his arms and tries to kiss her — she struggles, finally releases herself and pushes him to the L.)
MRS. S.

Note: Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars.

COUNT.
( coming C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

MRS. S.
( back to R. C.)

Note: Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 171 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 122 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. S.
( coming to R. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars.

COUNT.
(L.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

COUNT.
( coming down L. — aside )

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 103 chars.

COUNT.
( going to up C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars.

COUNT.
( turning to her )

Note: Contains 50 words in 2 sentences using 238 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

COUNT.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C., indignantly )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 71 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 85 chars.

( Enter MISS SMITH R. 3.)
MISS S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 7 chars.

COUNT.
( turns and sees MISS SMITH. Aside )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

MISS S.
( comes down C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars.

COUNT.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

MISS S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 66 words in 1 sentence using 380 chars.

COUNT.
(L. C., aside )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

MISS S.
( turning her back to COUNT and holding out her hand )

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

COUNT.
( seeing her outstretched hand indicates his own )

Note: Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 55 chars.

MISS S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

COUNT.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 48 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars.

(MAJOR appears in door L. 3 E., in time to see the COUNT kiss MISS SMITH, shows rage and exits L. 3.)
MISS S.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

COUNT.
( aside )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

MISS S.
( up stage )

Note: Contains 40 words in 3 sentences using 173 chars.

COUNT.
( goes up and looks after her )

Note: Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 114 chars.

MAJOR.
( coming down C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

COUNT.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

COUNT.
(R.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars.

MAJOR.
( advancing towards COUNT)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars.

MAJOR.
( starting L.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

MAJOR.
( going C. to COUNT)

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 104 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 111 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 47 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 17 words in 5 sentences using 83 chars.

MAJOR.
( coming down to COUNT)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 125 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

(COUNT comes down C. to MAJOR. Enter SMITH R. 2, goes C. to COUNT.)
SMITH.

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

Cross COUNT. Cross SMITH. Cross MAJOR.
(SMITH and MAJOR pointing to COUNT.)
COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 65 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars.

SMITH.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars.

MAJOR.
(L.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)
( impatiently )

Note: Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars.

COUNT.
(C., angrily )

Note: Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 119 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. threateningly )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 224 chars.

SMITH and MAJOR.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 156 chars.

SMITH.
( crosses to L. to MAJOR)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars.

MAJOR.
( indignantly )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

COUNT.
(D. R., dropping down on SMITH'S right )

Note: Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. corner )

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

COUNT.
(C. on SMITH'S R. urging him on )

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars.

( Takes R. corner . MISS SMITH, MRS. SMITH enters R. 3.)
MAJOR.
(L.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

SMITH.
( in an angry tone )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

MAJOR.
(L., same tone )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

(MRS. S. going to SMITH.)
MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

MAJOR.
( crossing to COUNT R.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars.

COUNT.
(R. cor .)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 63 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars.

COUNT.
(R.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars.

MISS S.
( coming down between COUNT and MAJOR)

Note: Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars.

COUNT.
( crosses C.)
( extricating himself from MISS SMITH'S embrace and crossing over to C.)

Note: Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

SMITH.
(L. corner )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

SMITH and MRS. S.
(L. and L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MISS S.
(R. corner )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

COUNT.
(C., indicating MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars.

MISS S.
(R. corner )

Note: Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars.

SMITH and MRS. S.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

COUNT.
(C.)

Note: Contains 53 words in 7 sentences using 265 chars.

MR. and MRS. S.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MAJOR.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

COUNT.

Note: Contains 48 words in 5 sentences using 226 chars.

( The two couples stand hand in hand looking dumbfounded for a few seconds . MR. and MRS. SMITH smile — the MAJOR looks embarrassed , MISS S. shows signs of crying . MRS. S. laughs suppressedly . MR. SMITH also laughs . MISS S. looks up at MAJOR as if about to cry .)
MISS S.
(R. corner )

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

(R. C. Bus. of MAJOR puffs out cheeks looks straight ahead .)
MISS S.
( withdrawing hand from MAJOR)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars.

( Exits R. 2. MAJOR looks at MISS S., expands chest, marches up stage with a military step, exits R. 3 E. MR. and MRS. SMITH laugh outright .)
MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 56 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

(MRS. B. enters R. 3, carrying opera cloaks .)
MRS. B.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 38 words in 7 sentences using 178 chars.

MRS. B.
(C. coming down C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 1 sentence using 129 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 53 words in 4 sentences using 273 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 133 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 8 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

MRS. S.
(L.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 97 chars.

MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 62 chars.

MRS. B.
(C., going towards MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars.

(GENERAL enters R. 3 E. He has a handkerchief tied around his head, and his face wears a very woe-begone expression . MRS. S. draws MRS. B.'s attention to the GENERAL.)
MRS. S.
(L. apart to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C.)
( nudging MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

GENERAL.
( going towards chair R.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars.

MRS. S.
( aside, to MRS. B.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

MRS. B.
( to GENERAL — looking at MARION and then at GENERAL)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 80 chars.

(SMITH enters R. 2 with hat and coat .)
SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

(GENERAL and SMITH exchange looks .)
MRS. S.
(L. corner )

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C. to SMITH)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars.

SMITH.
( crosses to C. crossing to L. of chair )

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars.

GENERAL.
(R. corner pulling SMITH'S coat )

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 47 chars.

(MRS. B. and MRS. S. exchange glances .)

(SMITH showing consternation, goes up stage and puts hat and coat on chair .)

MRS. B.
( crosses R., crossing back of GENERAL'S chair )

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars.

MRS. S.
( crossing to GENERAL'S L. side of chair )

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars.

MRS. B.
( crossing L. to SMITH)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 184 chars.

GENERAL.
( still seated, very much surprised and pleased )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars.

(SMITH goes up stage to table .)
MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

GENERAL.
(R., rising quickly, goes down R., turns to MRS. SMITH)

Note: Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C. to GENERAL)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

GENERAL.
(R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 99 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

MRS. B. and MRS. S.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

(MRS. B. and MRS. S. exit L. 3)
SMITH.
( taking coat and hat in hand, meets GENERAL C. up stage )

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 69 chars.

GENERAL.
( following SMITH looks off L. 3)

Note: Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars.

(GENERAL takes handkerchief from head, starts to dance down stage R. and back again to C. where he meets MRS. S. and MRS. B. who have entered from L. 3 E. having seen him dance. Picture: The GENERAL, commences to groan as if suffering from headache . MRS. S. C. GENERAL goes R. to chair , MRS. S. following .)
MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars.

GENERAL.
(R.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars.

(SMITH appears at door L. 3 and catches GENERAL'S eye .)
GENERAL.
( falling into chair )

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 130 chars.

GENERAL.
( rising quickly from chair and turning to MRS. S.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 50 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars.

GENERAL.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars.

MRS. B.
( going up C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MRS. S. and MRS. B.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

( Exit MRS. S. and MRS. B. L. 3.)
GENERAL.
( going quickly to L. 3 watching them off )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

(JULIA enters, comes down C. meets GENERAL.)
JULIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

JULIA.
(R.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars.

GENERAL.
(L.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

JULIA.
( crosses R. 3)

Note: Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 134 chars.

( At the same time GENERAL goes down L. to extreme corner. Enter ELSIE, ROSE, BOB, MAJOR from R. 3 chatting and laughing .)
GENERAL.
(L. to JULIA)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars.

JULIA.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars.

(MAJOR and ELSIE up stage at table C. ROSE and BOB down stage at R. of chair .)
ROSE.
( seated R.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

(LAVINIA enters R. 3, sweeps down C., taking full stage and standing C.)
LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars.

GIRLS.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 57 words in 6 sentences using 264 chars.

( Girls go back to position . ELSIE goes down left and sits in chair L. ROSE and JULIA back to their old position .)
BOB.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 145 chars.

MAJOR.
(L. coming down behind chair R. of table L.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 81 chars.

JULIA.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars.

ALL.
( up )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 27 words in 1 sentence using 136 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 70 words in 2 sentences using 351 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 3 words in 3 sentences using 25 chars.

LAVINIA.
(C.)

Note: Contains 56 words in 5 sentences using 304 chars.

( If song is used, at the end of the song, all applaud — they encore ELSIE who comes up stage C.) ( Enter MISS SMITH from R. 3. At same time, all come to C. and congratulate ELSIE.)
MISS S.
( coming down stage )

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

(GENERAL and JULIA exit L. 2 E. BOB and ROSE R. 2. LAVINIA and ELSIE R. 3, all hurriedly .)
MISS S.
( to MAJOR)

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 80 chars.

MAJOR
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars.

MISS S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 73 words in 1 sentence using 382 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 67 words in 2 sentences using 355 chars.

(MAJOR and MISS SMITH exchange looks .)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 71 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 75 words in 3 sentences using 356 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars.

MAJOR.
( taking her in his arms )

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars.

MAJOR.

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars.

MISS S.

Note: Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars.

MAJOR.
( taking her round the waist )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

( Both exit L. 3.)

( Enter JULIA L. 2 crossing C.)

JULIA.

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 79 chars.

( Exit R. 3 — Laughter off stage R. 3)

( Enter MRS. S. and MRS. B. L. 3 E.)

MRS. S.
( up stage C.)

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars.

MRS. B.
( up L. C.)

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

MRS. S.
(C. up )

Note: Contains 37 words in 8 sentences using 170 chars.

MRS. B.
(L. up )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

(MRS. B. takes cloak and puts it on chair up stage L.)
MRS. S.
( up )

Note: Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars.

MRS. B.
( up )

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars.

(MRS. S. stands in window back C., back to audience — throws off cloak as SMITH comes down. Enter SMITH R. 3 masked .)
SMITH.
( speaking as he comes on down .)

Note: Contains 27 words in 5 sentences using 140 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars.

SMITH.
(L.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 46 words in 2 sentences using 229 chars.

SMITH.
( to R. of chair R. of table L.)

Note: Contains 29 words in 2 sentences using 153 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 83 chars.

SMITH.
( with mask on still )

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars.

MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 72 chars.

SMITH.
(L. removing mask — looks at it, putting fingers through eyes of mask. Going to C. aside )

Note: Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars.

SMITH
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 146 chars.

SMITH.
( going to MRS. S. C.)

Note: Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 134 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars.

(MRS. S. starts towards MR. S. then checks herself .)
MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 73 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars.

MRS. S.
(C.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars.

MRS. S.
(R. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars.

SMITH.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars.

MRS. S.
(C. impulsively, strikes SMITH on back, exclaiming in a natural tone )

Note: Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars.

(SMITH falls against table, recovering himself and recognizing the tone — looks around for his wife . MRS. SMITH afraid of discovery goes center and again assumes character of maid .)
MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 112 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars.

SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars.

MRS. S.

Note: Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars.

SMITH.
( sitting in chair R. of table L.)

Note: Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 62 chars.

MRS. S.
( at door R. 2)

Note: Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 109 chars.

(SMITH looks round at her, and she makes hurried exit R.)
SMITH.
( rising )

Note: Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 184 chars.

(MRS. B. entering hurriedly from L. 3 comes down center .)
MRS. B.
(C.)

Note: Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars.

( Sits in chair R. of table L. puts on mask . GENERAL enters from L. 3 E. down C., looks about, sees MRS. B., mistakes her for the maid .)
GENERAL.
(C.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 55 chars.

MRS. B.
( charitable )

Note: Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C., very much annoyed )

Note: Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 115 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars.

GENERAL.

Note: Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars.

MRS. B.
( angrily, aside )

Note: Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars.

(GENERAL advancing to MRS. B. bends over and kisses her .)
GENERAL.

Note: Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 29 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars.

MRS. B.
(L.)

Note: Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 176 chars.

LAVINIA.
(R. 2)

Note: Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars.

MRS. S.
(R.)

Note: Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 58 chars.

MRS. B.
( crosses C.)

Note: Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 92 chars.

GENERAL.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars.

MRS. B.

Note: Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 76 chars.

(ELSIE enters R. 3, joined by JULIA. MR. S. C. Enter BOB and ROSE, arm in arm , R. 2 E., seeing MR. and MRS. S. starts back .)
SMITH.
(C.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars.

( Lively p.p. )
MRS. S.
(L. C.)

Note: Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars.

SMITH.
(R.)

Note: Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 152 chars.

MRS. S.
( crossing to ROSE — enter MAJOR, MISS S.)

Note: Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 27 words in 6 sentences using 154 chars.

ALL.

Note: Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars.

SMITH.

Note: Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 167 chars.

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TextGrid Repository (2024). American Drama. Why Smith Left Home. Why Smith Left Home. American Drama Corpus. Mathias Göbel. https://hdl.handle.net/21.11113/0000-0014-A151-8